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Axe Murderer
06-23-2011, 09:18 AM
back to back nonetheless

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symple19
06-23-2011, 11:10 AM
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koriwhat
06-23-2011, 11:19 AM
just to name a few...

dane c(r)ook, mencia, patton oswald, demetri whatever, aziz ansari, i can't remember anymore but there's tons of them in this day and age.

AmericanPsycho
06-23-2011, 11:54 AM
just to name a few...

dane c(r)ook, mencia, patton oswald, demetri whatever, aziz ansari, mouse, i can't remember anymore but there's tons of them in this day and age.

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koriwhat
06-23-2011, 12:04 PM
you didn't really fix it for me because mouse isn't a comedian, straight up, real talk, etc...

btw, whatup STalker?!

RandomGuy
06-23-2011, 12:05 PM
Pauly Shore and Chris Eliott?

http://madgearsolid.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pauly.jpg


http://www.askactor.com/images/casts/United_States/15041/Chris_Elliott_15041_7.jpg

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symple19
06-23-2011, 12:09 PM
Chris Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ is a sucky comedian, but he'll always be good in my book for one role alone: kt5OhZitMhg

symple19
06-23-2011, 12:10 PM
lol wtf

Dex
06-23-2011, 12:18 PM
The second guy had me laughing at first until he told the same joke twice. His only material was making fun of the first guy.

Axe Murderer
06-23-2011, 12:24 PM
The second guy had me laughing at first until he told the same joke twice. His only material was making fun of the first guy.

ya he had no material at all, just said the same stuff over and over.

and the 1st guy was just awful. He had no jokes, no punchlines, just told stupid stories while acting n!ggerish to appeal to the crowd.

even The Situation was better than these assclowns

koriwhat
06-23-2011, 12:26 PM
i was under the impression that the second guy was merely the introducing hype man between comedians.

baseline bum
06-23-2011, 12:26 PM
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So bad it was hilarious.

Axe Murderer
06-23-2011, 12:30 PM
i was under the impression that the second guy was merely the introducing hype man between comedians.

possibly

but i don't think so because he asked for everyone to clap and only two people did:lol usually people don't scoff the Hype Man

my favorite comment on there was this:

"First guy -10/10

Second guy 0/10" rofl

koriwhat
06-23-2011, 12:31 PM
tom green has always sucked, sort of like the trolls around here... same thing. hope all these trolls lose a testicle one day.

RandomGuy
06-23-2011, 01:21 PM
lol wtf

Left over coding from waaay back, that no one has ever bothered to ferret out.

Hence my misspelling of the name.

Eliott with one "L"

Elliott "with two "L"s

Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ with two "L"s and one "T"

Some troll was always posting threads about a Laker player with that last name.

baseline bum
06-23-2011, 01:33 PM
Left over coding from waaay back, that no one has ever bothered to ferret out.

Hence my misspelling of the name.

Eliott with one "L"

Elliott "with two "L"s

Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ with two "L"s and one "T"

Some troll was always posting threads about a Laker player with that last name.

I think it was one of timvp's early pet peeves when people spelled Elliott wrong.

DeadlyDynasty
06-23-2011, 01:36 PM
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Larry-The-Cable-Guy-History-Channel-Series.jpg

If you think he's funny, you are stupid.

Soul_Patch
06-23-2011, 01:50 PM
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Larry-The-Cable-Guy-History-Channel-Series.jpg

If you think he's funny, you are stupid.

He was funny before he went completely off the charts mainstream and everyone was doing his bits.

Now its just tired.

stretch
06-23-2011, 02:01 PM
my butt hurts.

koriwhat
06-23-2011, 02:34 PM
He was funny before he went completely off the charts mainstream and everyone was doing his bits.

Now its just tired.

he was never funny, not even when he was a minnesota faggot who didn't dawn flannel and make stupid redneck bs mainstream. fuck that fraud!

ohmwrecker
06-23-2011, 03:00 PM
he was never funny, not even when he was a minnesota faggot who didn't dawn flannel and make stupid redneck bs mainstream. fuck that fraud!

All of those Blue Collar comedians suck. Ron White is the only one who is remotely funny.

Last Comic Standing
06-23-2011, 03:13 PM
You all suck.

koriwhat
06-23-2011, 03:15 PM
You all suck.

sit down, know your place, mouse.

ginobili's bald spot
06-23-2011, 03:37 PM
He was funny before he went completely off the charts mainstream and everyone was doing his bits.

Now its just tired.

No, he wasn't.


He and anyone who thinks he is funny represent everything that is wrong with America.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-23-2011, 03:41 PM
That whole group of "redneck comics" was unfunny as fuck

hurr durr I'm a redneck hurr durr git er done! hurr durr

I'll bet 90210 is a giant fan of all of those guys. He prolly owns all of their standup acts on DVD

LnGrrrR
06-23-2011, 03:46 PM
I always liked Gallagher actually. But that's probably because I'm a big fan of smashing things.

Although it's not quite "comedy".

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-23-2011, 03:47 PM
Black Gallagher was funnier than Gallagher.

koriwhat
06-23-2011, 03:54 PM
Black Gallagher was funnier than Gallagher.

:lol

LnGrrrR
06-23-2011, 03:56 PM
I miss the Chappelle Show.

koriwhat
06-23-2011, 04:33 PM
I miss the Chappelle Show.

for real!

he was def the last real comedian of this past decade...

4>0rings
06-23-2011, 05:17 PM
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Larry-The-Cable-Guy-History-Channel-Series.jpg

If you think he's funny, you are stupid.
For some reason, his stand up is horrible but when he does interviews, they're pretty funny.

Axe Murderer
06-23-2011, 06:16 PM
That whole group of "redneck comics" was unfunny as fuck

hurr durr I'm a redneck hurr durr git er done! hurr durr


+1

nothing he says at all is clever. it's just that he's a redneck and his voice his funny so retarded people think he's the funniest guy ever

same reason why i didn't think Borat was entertaining

koriwhat
06-23-2011, 06:40 PM
+1

nothing he says at all is clever. it's just that he's a redneck and his voice his funny so retarded people think he's the funniest guy ever

same reason why i didn't think Borat was entertaining

dude is a northern corn eating faggot! he is the farthest thing from redneck you can get.

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he's a total fraud!

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-23-2011, 08:29 PM
+1

nothing he says at all is clever. it's just that he's a redneck and his voice his funny so retarded people think he's the funniest guy ever

same reason why i didn't think Borat was entertaining
rofl I never found Borat humorous at all either. Same thing with that other movie Bruno, one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

GoodOdor
06-23-2011, 10:17 PM
rofl I never found Borat humorous at all either. Same thing with that other movie Bruno, one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Bro wtf? he is one of the tribe.

Last Comic Standing
06-23-2011, 10:25 PM
sit down, know your place, mouse.

Get on your knees...you know your place.

CuckingFunt
06-23-2011, 11:11 PM
patton oswald, demetri whatever

False.

AlamoSpursFan
06-24-2011, 12:13 AM
This thread made it 39 posts without one mention of Dat Phan?

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2011, 12:18 AM
lol homoslob troll thread is lame

Axe Murderer
06-24-2011, 12:28 AM
last thing, forum, exists, etc.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2011, 10:30 PM
scared shitless when timvp threatened to post your pic, burnishing your face with m<s's smeg, etc

Spursfan092120
06-24-2011, 11:03 PM
That whole group of "redneck comics" was unfunny as fuck

hurr durr I'm a redneck hurr durr git er done! hurr durr

I'll bet 90210 is a giant fan of all of those guys. He prolly owns all of their standup acts on DVD

I stay on your mind, don't I, DOK? :king









Not a fan of any of those guys...cept maybe Ron White...he used to be a funny fucker, imo

mouse
06-25-2011, 02:11 AM
People who doubt my ability to make someone laugh or try to bad mouth me on public blogs never seem to want to meet me on stage where we can settle this.........once and for all....if I suck let the "audience" decide......I wonder why the haters never man up....and show me how it's done right.

If your going to tell someone they suck at something you should be able to back it up.


http://thearabicsinger.com/images/micOnStage.jpg

mouse
06-25-2011, 02:13 AM
Get on your knees...you know your place.

Rack!

Isitjustme?
06-25-2011, 02:37 AM
Its weird because I really like Letterman and Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ was like his head writer all throughout the 1980s and was apparently responsible for a lot of the funny shit they did back then. Letterman still has a huge amount of respect for Chris Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_. So maybe he's talented as a writer, but not elsewhere? He was tolerable in Groundhog Day but he wasn't asked to do much. Everything else I've seen him in he blew. His Letterman appearances are solid sometimes tho.

mouse
06-25-2011, 02:44 AM
how about we do live Club stand up? I show up at a designated time and so does my challenger we trade bits and let the Club posters decide.......


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Axe Murderer
06-25-2011, 01:29 PM
scared shitless when timvp threatened to post your pic, burnishing your face with m<s's smeg, etc

lol emo beaner really does think this is mono

tbh after i made a reference to your pm I'm surprised that for once you didn't vanish faster than mookie caught in a salad bar

i said

Leetonidas
06-25-2011, 01:39 PM
God damn that was fucking painful to watch. And that second guy was almost just as bad because he was so fat and retarded looking and kept walking into the curtain like a dumbfuck. Holy shit :lmao

Leetonidas
06-25-2011, 01:42 PM
crofl people hating on Ali G without knowing who Ali G is


say hello to German Gay TV!!!!!!!


and then what did he say? and then what did you say? and then, whottt did he say?

and then whott did you say?

The fuck? Why are all of your posts an illegible mash of retarded crap?

Axe Murderer
06-25-2011, 01:50 PM
kay ar oh eff ell