Breaking News: Dodgers file for bankruptcy help

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http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AjNtcmcQyb6CD0K3.vNVv5wBbgM6?slug=ap-dodgersbankruptcy

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In some film exec's office somewhere in Hollywood there has got to be an unproduced script for a Major League sequel that's just full of zany gimmicks for a struggling team to cut costs and boost attendence.

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Better yet, why not just throw together a roster of guys from baseball films that you know are looking for work? Is Willie Mays-Hayes in prison yet? That kid from Rookie of the Year hasn't done shit since the American Pie films and you know Gary Busey's always down for some crazy shit. With a couple of dime bags of the right stuff you could probably convince Matthew McConnaughy that he's just filming an Angels in the Outfield sequel. And we could finally have an answer to the burning question at the heart of Americans everywhere. Who makes a better gruff, heart of gold black manager: Glover or Poitier?

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:lol