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phyzik
06-29-2011, 09:28 AM
Found this on The Onion.

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/20829/SSWS_Dirk_Nowitzki_R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

lefty
06-29-2011, 09:39 AM
Meh....

That's not even Leftyesque


That's how unfunny it its

Texas Chili Dog
06-29-2011, 11:03 AM
Meh....

this


random new Dirk pic alert.

http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/01407/dirk_zunge_DW_Spor_1407304p.jpg

http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/01407/dirk_hut_DW_Sport__1407303p.jpg

Axe Murderer
06-29-2011, 11:12 AM
somewhere rayjayjohnson is in a coma for laughing so hard at this

Findog
06-29-2011, 11:59 AM
I actually liked the mic'd up segment better.

Red Hawk #21
06-29-2011, 12:31 PM
-7/10 tbh

ClipshowDynasty
06-29-2011, 12:36 PM
Stupid

Leetonidas
06-29-2011, 02:20 PM
:td

Monostradamus
06-29-2011, 03:51 PM
I have posted some fucked up shit in the past that may have been offensive to certain posters on this board.....

I would like it to be known that I have a drinking problem. Some already know this.

I sometimes drink a 12-pack or more a day by myself.

During those periods I have posted replies and topics that the next day I regret... sometimes avoiding certain locations like "The Club" because I have embarrased myself speaking out of tounge.

Ohh, I remember what I post, dont get me wrong... but I think on it the next day and feel really embarassed about it sometimes.

I have this same problem in real life... I speak my mind when I shouldnt be so forth-coming. I piss people off even when I dont intend to. It's in my nature to be fourthcoming.

I wont go into detail but I will admit I have a problem with alchohol, I cant remember the last day I went without a drink, and thats been over 10 years. It scares me, but I am not ready yet to face it.

I plead you to keep in mind this though... I Do NOT smoke cigarettes at work... It makes me sick having a cigarette until after 5pm and without a beer in hand... and as far as any alchohol is concerned, I dont have drinks during lunch unless my boss himself is buying them....

Its hard to explain... I can control myself during the work day, no problems, no cravings at all during the day.. either cigarettes or Beer.... but once work is done, all bets are off.

Im not some plastered fuck that caries a flask to work... I can do without... But I know I also have a problem with it.... The main problem with that is that I dont feel like Im ready to take the addiction on.

Im going to be 31 come March 10th.

I have sky dived, been mountain biking all over Texas and other states, Been Kayaking for the past 2 years on some of the best waters Texas has to offer, raced at Alamo Dragway and the new San Antonio Raceway... But here I am, still shitting my life away on alchohol....

Damn, I really need to take a hold of my life.

Phillip
06-29-2011, 03:54 PM
lol phyzik

Scrub
06-29-2011, 04:21 PM
OP go kill yourself!

Jodelo
06-29-2011, 04:53 PM
Thatīs horrible...

endrity
06-29-2011, 05:25 PM
meh, onion can do better than this

mavsfan1000
06-29-2011, 05:35 PM
I have posted some fucked up shit in the past that may have been offensive to certain posters on this board.....

I would like it to be known that I have a drinking problem. Some already know this.

I sometimes drink a 12-pack or more a day by myself.

During those periods I have posted replies and topics that the next day I regret... sometimes avoiding certain locations like "The Club" because I have embarrased myself speaking out of tounge.

Ohh, I remember what I post, dont get me wrong... but I think on it the next day and feel really embarassed about it sometimes.

I have this same problem in real life... I speak my mind when I shouldnt be so forth-coming. I piss people off even when I dont intend to. It's in my nature to be fourthcoming.

I wont go into detail but I will admit I have a problem with alchohol, I cant remember the last day I went without a drink, and thats been over 10 years. It scares me, but I am not ready yet to face it.

I plead you to keep in mind this though... I Do NOT smoke cigarettes at work... It makes me sick having a cigarette until after 5pm and without a beer in hand... and as far as any alchohol is concerned, I dont have drinks during lunch unless my boss himself is buying them....

Its hard to explain... I can control myself during the work day, no problems, no cravings at all during the day.. either cigarettes or Beer.... but once work is done, all bets are off.

Im not some plastered fuck that caries a flask to work... I can do without... But I know I also have a problem with it.... The main problem with that is that I dont feel like Im ready to take the addiction on.

Im going to be 31 come March 10th.

I have sky dived, been mountain biking all over Texas and other states, Been Kayaking for the past 2 years on some of the best waters Texas has to offer, raced at Alamo Dragway and the new San Antonio Raceway... But here I am, still shitting my life away on alchohol....

Damn, I really need to take a hold of my life.

ohmwrecker
06-29-2011, 06:01 PM
this


random new Dirk pic alert.

http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/01407/dirk_zunge_DW_Spor_1407304p.jpg

http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/01407/dirk_hut_DW_Sport__1407303p.jpg

Are these from the championship, or gay pride parade?

badfish22
06-29-2011, 06:02 PM
ohm with another haymaker

ohmwrecker
06-29-2011, 06:08 PM
ohm with another haymaker

He's wearing a fucking rainbow cowboy hat for chrissakes!

Texas Chili Dog
06-29-2011, 06:45 PM
Are these from the championship, or gay pride parade?

It's from the festivities in Wurzburg yesterday. Yeah, not so sure about that hat...

Cuckolded Sissy
06-29-2011, 07:19 PM
http://www.abendblatt.de/multimedia/archive/00831/Nowitzki_Empfang_3__831919b.jpg



Austria and poland = fucked :lol

Leetonidas
06-29-2011, 08:26 PM
I have posted some fucked up shit in the past that may have been offensive to certain posters on this board.....

I would like it to be known that I have a drinking problem. Some already know this.

I sometimes drink a 12-pack or more a day by myself.

During those periods I have posted replies and topics that the next day I regret... sometimes avoiding certain locations like "The Club" because I have embarrased myself speaking out of tounge.

Ohh, I remember what I post, dont get me wrong... but I think on it the next day and feel really embarassed about it sometimes.

I have this same problem in real life... I speak my mind when I shouldnt be so forth-coming. I piss people off even when I dont intend to. It's in my nature to be fourthcoming.

I wont go into detail but I will admit I have a problem with alchohol, I cant remember the last day I went without a drink, and thats been over 10 years. It scares me, but I am not ready yet to face it.

I plead you to keep in mind this though... I Do NOT smoke cigarettes at work... It makes me sick having a cigarette until after 5pm and without a beer in hand... and as far as any alchohol is concerned, I dont have drinks during lunch unless my boss himself is buying them....

Its hard to explain... I can control myself during the work day, no problems, no cravings at all during the day.. either cigarettes or Beer.... but once work is done, all bets are off.

Im not some plastered fuck that caries a flask to work... I can do without... But I know I also have a problem with it.... The main problem with that is that I dont feel like Im ready to take the addiction on.

Im going to be 31 come March 10th.

I have sky dived, been mountain biking all over Texas and other states, Been Kayaking for the past 2 years on some of the best waters Texas has to offer, raced at Alamo Dragway and the new San Antonio Raceway... But here I am, still shitting my life away on alchohol....

Damn, I really need to take a hold of my life.
:depressed:depressed:depressed

That is just depressing man. How can you guys shit on this poor booze hound?

Findog
06-29-2011, 11:24 PM
I have an immediate family member that will likely die of end-stage alcoholism. Leave the OP alone. Having that problem is punishment enough.

Dr House
06-30-2011, 12:35 AM
I have an immediate family member that will likely die of end-stage alcoholism. Leave the OP alone. Having that problem is punishment enough.

you're surprised at this?

this is the same site where one member made fun of the death of the owner of the site's close friend.

you can't partake in activities that resemble that action, holtz

spurs10
06-30-2011, 12:44 AM
Are these from the championship, or gay pride parade?
Very funny!

spurs10
06-30-2011, 12:48 AM
He's wearing a fucking rainbow cowboy hat for chrissakes!
His favorite musical artist is David Hasselhof....what does that tell you for chrissakes???

Leetonidas
06-30-2011, 01:03 AM
He's from Germany?

mavsfan1000
06-30-2011, 02:09 AM
I have an immediate family member that will likely die of end-stage alcoholism. Leave the OP alone. Having that problem is punishment enough.
Sorry to hear that. :(

FkLA
06-30-2011, 02:17 AM
That hats the color of the German flag morons. Leave Diggler the fuck alone.

That pic in the first post is ridiculously unfunny btw.

lefty
06-30-2011, 11:32 AM
Austria and poland = fucked :lol
:lol

Texas Chili Dog
06-30-2011, 07:32 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/21j89dc.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/x59k6h.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/sxmcfo.jpg

sefant77
06-30-2011, 09:16 PM
dude has seriously the time of his life :lol

Texas Chili Dog
06-30-2011, 09:54 PM
dude has seriously the time of his life :lol

Since he doesn't drink alcohol during the season, he's making up for lost time. :lol I'd love to watch him chug a beer. :lol

adrienne
06-30-2011, 10:20 PM
Since he doesn't drink alcohol during the season, he's making up for lost time. :lol I'd love to watch him chug a beer. :lol

Plus the dude is 7 feet tall and German.:lol What gets him drunk and what gets most people drunk are, I'm sure, 2 very different amounts.

Monostradamus
06-30-2011, 11:49 PM
I have an immediate family member that will likely die of end-stage alcoholism. Leave the OP alone. Having that problem is punishment enough.
sorry but I respectfully decline. The OP is a douchebag who needs to die of alcoholism.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2011, 11:51 PM
:lmao

patos
07-01-2011, 12:28 AM
sorry but I respectfully decline. The OP is a douchebag who needs to die of alcoholism.

:stirpot:

LakerHater
07-15-2011, 06:19 PM
Cuz the sistahs luv white dick!


http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/gallery/jessica-olsson-dirk/jessica-olsson-7.jpg
http://ballerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dirk-nowitzki-girlfriend-jessica-olsson-party-club-liv-miami.png
http://blogs.thescore.com.s3.amazonaws.com/tbj/files/2011/06/dirk-nowitzki-eggs1.jpg
last night at the Espys.

http://www.bilalaliproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/espy-0.jpg
http://stephenssportsspin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/ESPY-DIRK-NOWITZKI.jpg
http://www.mysanantonio.com/mediaManager/?controllerName=image&action=get&id=1115219&width=628&height=471

Jodelo
07-15-2011, 06:37 PM
Solid bump.

Red Hawk #21
07-16-2011, 12:16 PM
Dirk's new girl (Future Wife tbh) is a hottie.