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Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 02:50 PM
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2011/06/29/tp-turning-heads-in-paris-with-new-girlfriend/

She's 19.

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/files/2011/06/Barbara-Morel-Tony-Parker-306x460.jpg

baseline bum
06-29-2011, 02:51 PM
That pic is showing the wrong side, so it's impossible to tell if he traded up.

pancakechef
06-29-2011, 02:52 PM
can someone say "child-molester?"

baseline bum
06-29-2011, 02:53 PM
can someone say "child-molester?"

She has been legal 2+ years now.

Cessation
06-29-2011, 02:54 PM
Out with the old, in with the new.

Bruno
06-29-2011, 02:57 PM
She is 20 years old and I find her way cuter than Longoria.

You can see a lot of picture of her in this thread:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145542&page=16

DesignatedT
06-29-2011, 02:59 PM
her > eva

coyotes_geek
06-29-2011, 03:00 PM
her > eva

+1

Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 03:05 PM
She is 20 years old and I find her way cuter than Longoria.

You can see a lot of picture of her in this thread:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145542&page=16

I google imaged her and nothing really stood out. Some of those do look better though. She's definitely cuter, but Eva had a sexier look to her. But this girl is young and more natural then Eva.

Fireball
06-29-2011, 03:22 PM
I like Eva more ... but what the hell

spurs10
06-29-2011, 03:22 PM
She is 20 years old and I find her way cuter than Longoria.

You can see a lot of picture of her in this thread:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145542&page=16
She is fine, fine, fine. Thanks..

Pistons < Spurs
06-29-2011, 03:22 PM
her > eva

x 1000000000000000

TDMVPDPOY
06-29-2011, 03:27 PM
tp trying to be a winner?

Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 03:28 PM
tp trying to be a winner?

TP is bi-winning.

jimo2305
06-29-2011, 03:45 PM
i came on this thread to blast TP.. but now that i see her picture.. he gets a thumbs up!!!

TDMVPDPOY
06-29-2011, 03:49 PM
still steve nash new girl that appeared during the mavs/heat finals > tps new

cheguevara
06-29-2011, 03:50 PM
http://www.gala.fr/var/gal/storage/images/media/images/actu/photos_phrase_du_jour/barbara_morel_miss_nationale/1507943-1-fre-FR/barbara_morel_miss_nationale_reference.jpg

VS.

http://www.dollmyface.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/eva-longoria-without-makeup2.jpg

cheguevara
06-29-2011, 03:52 PM
http://bobhairstyles.info/bobhairstyles_pics/eva-longoria-bob-hairstyle-c.jpg

VS

http://photos.last-video.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/barbara-morel.jpg

admiralsnackbar
06-29-2011, 03:56 PM
Я думаю нет.

cheguevara
06-29-2011, 03:57 PM
she got this next door girl look to her.

must be a monster in bed.

rjv
06-29-2011, 04:21 PM
so when she was in elementary school he was with the spurs. cool.

LkrFan
06-29-2011, 04:41 PM
At least Eva was legal age.

Scrub
06-29-2011, 04:49 PM
Quite fuckable imo.

baseline bum
06-29-2011, 04:57 PM
so when she was in elementary school he was with the spurs. cool.

vo4kDrWBa6c

DPG21920
06-29-2011, 05:00 PM
I'm sure that will last.

Kindergarten Cop
06-29-2011, 05:01 PM
He went from a cougar who was 7 years older than he was to a gerbil of 9 years younger. :toast :wow

joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 05:25 PM
"She" looks like a dude.

Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 05:50 PM
"She" looks like a dude.

Only to gays. :rolleyes

SenorSpur
06-29-2011, 05:58 PM
Looks like TP has gotten himself a Tenderoni. She's quite a nice upgrade. I hope they're both very happy.

joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 06:00 PM
Only to gays. :rolleyes

To anyone that isn't desperate for some pussy or drunk, "she" looks like a dude.

Drewlius
06-29-2011, 06:01 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196317_1958831769908_1216187940_2441861_7552727_n. jpg

Do Want.

joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 06:02 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196317_1958831769908_1216187940_2441861_7552727_n. jpg

Do Want.

I see the estrogen pills are taking effect. His pecs are starting to form some decent-sized breasts.

Drewlius
06-29-2011, 06:08 PM
I see the estrogen pills are taking effect. His pecs are starting to form some decent-sized breasts.

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii16/snipeuh/48945_knees_122_713lo.jpg

joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 06:15 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii16/snipeuh/48945_knees_122_713lo.jpg

Welcome to 2006.

blkroadrunners
06-29-2011, 06:16 PM
I'm sure that will last.

Karma will be a bitch to Tony. Watch.

ohmwrecker
06-29-2011, 06:26 PM
He must have been been beaten by a woman with big breasts when he was young.

rascal
06-29-2011, 06:33 PM
I would rate her an average good looking girl. Really nothing special.

You can see better looking girls in most city malls.

Big P
06-29-2011, 06:50 PM
Yes please!

janetcn12
06-29-2011, 07:05 PM
Sorry guys..prefer Eva. Viva Eva. Anywway have fun TP..hope it last but we all know it won't. lol

spurs1990
06-29-2011, 07:25 PM
Mix in a black girlfriend every now and then.

There are some bad ass black girls to be had out there.

joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 07:56 PM
Mix in a black girlfriend every now and then.

There are some bad ass black girls to be had out there.

He's a rich athlete, he doesn't have to settle for that.

Leetonidas
06-29-2011, 08:20 PM
I see the estrogen pills are taking effect. His pecs are starting to form some decent-sized breasts.

lol desperate faggot acting like he wouldn't kill himself directly afterwards just to stick his tip in someone even 1/23423432th as attractive as Tony's bitch

elemento
06-29-2011, 08:22 PM
Much better than Mustache Longoria

Way to go Tony :toast

joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 08:43 PM
lol desperate faggot acting like he wouldn't kill himself directly afterwards just to stick his tip in someone even 1/23423432th as attractive as Tony's bitch

lol @ ugly kid still waiting to lose his virginity.

PublicOption
06-29-2011, 08:47 PM
http://www.public.fr/News/Photos/Photos-Eva-Longoria-et-Barbara-Morel-laquelle-correspond-le-mieux-a-Tony-Parker-Le-match-est-lance-!-59391

pawe
06-29-2011, 08:52 PM
"She" looks like a dude.

Your answer is so wrong it almost became right again.

http://aymericdelatoale.com/public/sexy/miss/Barbara-Morel-Miss-Provence.jpg

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6288_1235111997366_1216187940_731844_370373_n.jpg

joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 08:56 PM
Your answer is so wrong it almost became right again.

Am I wrong? Really?

http://www.people.com.cn/mediafile/pic/20101206/7/12041518059592953907.jpg

Nice pubic hair. Eduardo Najera in drag.

ShoogarBear
06-29-2011, 09:24 PM
I'm withholding judgement until I see Trainwreck's opinion.

rwb
06-29-2011, 09:40 PM
Wait a sec...did I just accidentally walk into a Maxim-sponsored Tiger Beat reader's poll?

:rolleyes

Dex
06-29-2011, 11:39 PM
Anybody who acts like they wouldn't hit that if she were giving you looks at the bar/library/laundromat (or wherever the hell you hang out) officially wins the internet tough guy award. Way to go.

As for Tony, something tells me the millionaire, All-Star NBA point guard isn't too bad off either way.

Spursfan092120
06-29-2011, 11:48 PM
"She" looks like a dude.

This brings to mind that picture of that complete and total nerd looking a picture of a girl who's an 8 or 9 out of 10, saying he wouldn't do her because one of her ears was just a little smaller than the other or some shit like that. You sir, are a dumbass.

Spursfan092120
06-29-2011, 11:50 PM
This brings to mind that picture of that complete and total nerd looking a picture of a girl who's an 8 or 9 out of 10, saying he wouldn't do her because one of her ears was just a little smaller than the other or some shit like that. You sir, are a dumbass.


http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii16/snipeuh/48945_knees_122_713lo.jpg

Yeah..that one..

024
06-30-2011, 12:12 AM
good rebound girl.

Vito Corleone
06-30-2011, 01:08 AM
He went from a cougar who was 7 years older than he was to a gerbil of 9 years younger. :toast :wow

You say that like it's a bad thing

Leetonidas
06-30-2011, 01:09 AM
lol @ ugly kid still waiting to lose his virginity.

Nice inference based on absolutely nothing bro, that's okay we all know GNSF's programmed response is something to do with everyone being a virgin but them

pancakechef
06-30-2011, 06:57 AM
If your wives arent hotter than this pre-teen then you have problems. I think I see a moustache. I would NEVER let people see me with her in public.

Weak minds, and weak games from the desperate homers on ST

joshdaboss
06-30-2011, 07:35 AM
Nice inference based on absolutely nothing bro, that's okay we all know GNSF's programmed response is something to do with everyone being a virgin but them

Thank you for confirming your virginity.

pancakechef
06-30-2011, 08:06 AM
She still isnt great. Especially for a "top NBA PG" hahahah

hater
06-30-2011, 08:14 AM
:lol joshdaboss = pankakechef

your act sucks bro. get a new one. fast

Leetonidas
06-30-2011, 09:18 AM
Thank you for confirming your virginity.

:lmao

Virginity smack. :lmao Thanks for confirming you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know shit about basketball and has to resort to adolescent retorts. :lol

Is that you in your avatar? lol bald faggot, at least we know why you're mad :cry

Leetonidas
06-30-2011, 09:19 AM
:cry he called me a grey named spurfan i'm above the rest dammit i'm a good poster everyone is a virgin but me :cry

mudyez
06-30-2011, 09:28 AM
I'm fine as long as its not her:

http://s12.bdbphotos.com/images/120x156/8/k/8krodcssrvq8qv.jpg

or her

http://webmail.iamagm.com/sites/default/files/team_logos/marianela_orono.jpg













or her...

http://www.sportklub.info/inc/slika.php?slika=../vesti/3653/greg%20popovic.jpg&sir=280&vis=210

Crookshanks
06-30-2011, 11:17 AM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.

Cane
06-30-2011, 11:19 AM
At least its not a god damn Kardashian.

pancakechef
06-30-2011, 11:40 AM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.

Nope. Guess again....


Let me see 30 and rich in public with a 7/10 who is 19.

Who is the loser?

WeNeedLength
06-30-2011, 11:42 AM
Nope. Guess again....


Let me see 30 and rich in public with a 7/10 who is 19.

Who is the loser?

All your posts are quite humorous bro, keep at it! :toast:lol

Oh and we are laughing at you, not with you...

pancakechef
06-30-2011, 11:50 AM
Might want to change avatars this year. And obviously with the pic at the bottom you are lacking in a certain department.

Dinner Time

jag
06-30-2011, 11:53 AM
Tony upgraded. No doubt about it.

Not sure how anyone can think Eva is some kind of prize.

pancakechef
06-30-2011, 11:55 AM
Maybe because she was a grown woman? I wouldnt consider Eva a 10 but she's closer than last. Even Brent's wife was better looking than this child. Feel bad for those "grown-ups" who are drooling. Pathetic

tmtcsc
06-30-2011, 11:57 AM
She looks fantastic to me. However, younger chicks aren't necessarily better in bed. More mature women with experience will F*ck your brains out. It's just my opinion.

I've said too much.

Let's just say, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. But looks aren't everything.

ChumpDumper
06-30-2011, 11:57 AM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.For once, I agree completely with Crookshanks.

It's clear pancakechef has never known the touch of a woman.

More likely the touch of an uncle.

pancakechef
06-30-2011, 12:00 PM
Its nice to see two men come out in a public arena.

Congrats.
New York will be proud

ChumpDumper
06-30-2011, 12:03 PM
Its nice to see two men come out in a public arena. You and who else?

jag
06-30-2011, 12:08 PM
Maybe because she was a grown woman? I wouldnt consider Eva a 10 but she's closer than last. Even Brent's wife was better looking than this child. Feel bad for those "grown-ups" who are drooling. Pathetic

There really isn't a reason to feel sorry for anyone in this thread. I doubt anyone came in here to catch a nut while at work. There's much better wack-off material on the internet than the pictures in this thread.

And at what age do you consider a woman to be "grown"?

pancakechef
06-30-2011, 01:17 PM
depends on maturity level. But 19 is not. Late 20s possibly

Agloco
06-30-2011, 01:27 PM
She's 19 or 20?

More on par with Tonys apparent maturity level.

Bill_Brasky
06-30-2011, 01:37 PM
i'd hit it

boutons_deux
06-30-2011, 01:45 PM
oops

http://www.staragora.com/images/flux/default/6/a/a64642c6b9b77d43716a8170dab1fc2f4d1de34cb4d97.jpg

Sisk
06-30-2011, 01:57 PM
Here comes boutons to make stupid fucking posts as always.

She's definitely better than longoria.

cheguevara
06-30-2011, 02:09 PM
"oops"??

you realize she's french right?

cheguevara
06-30-2011, 02:11 PM
:lmao at the fat sloppy nerds in here saying they would not touch that

:lmao :lmao dumb geeks

Splits
06-30-2011, 04:27 PM
German's have much better taste in women:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/49c498ba-18d5-4086-b04e-891323d1f45d%281%29.jpg

Sigz
06-30-2011, 04:30 PM
My girl is hotter.

angelbelow
06-30-2011, 04:45 PM
hes not a boobs man

joshdaboss
06-30-2011, 05:07 PM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.

I'm fit, tan and I play tennis. Try again.

ALVAREZ6
06-30-2011, 05:13 PM
I'm fine as long as its not her:

http://s12.bdbphotos.com/images/120x156/8/k/8krodcssrvq8qv.jpg

or her

http://webmail.iamagm.com/sites/default/files/team_logos/marianela_orono.jpg



:tu :tu :tu :tu :tu

Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:20 PM
oops

http://www.staragora.com/images/flux/default/6/a/a64642c6b9b77d43716a8170dab1fc2f4d1de34cb4d97.jpg

Voici or Gala ftw

Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:25 PM
http://worldshowbiz.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Barbara-Morel-1.jpg (http://worldshowbiz.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Barbara-Morel-1.jpg)


:cry the spurs didn't trade RJ :cry

Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:27 PM
http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Barbara-Morel-Miss-Provence.jpg

joshdaboss
06-30-2011, 05:30 PM
I'd really like to know how big her penis is.

NASpurs
06-30-2011, 05:30 PM
I'm surprised by the number of "guests" in this thread.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 64 (8 members and 56 guests)

Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:36 PM
real quote: "Je suis célibataire et je ne pense pas avoir beaucoup de temps pour trouver l'amour cette année. Je continue à rêver au prince charmant. Je dors avec un doudou. C'est la petite grenouille de Disney"... (Télé Loisirs. Décembre 2010)"

"I'm a single woman and I don't think I'll have time to find my love this year. I'm still dreaming about the prince charming. I sleep with a doudou (baby comforter). This is the little Disney frog"

:lmao

http://www.dontmiss.fr/images/biog/barbara-morel-g.jpg

Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:38 PM
Look at me ! I'm a troll and I'm funny.

Drewlius
06-30-2011, 06:00 PM
I'm fit, tan and I play tennis. Try again.

Most lolworthy post ITT.

Assman
06-30-2011, 06:15 PM
Too old.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2011, 11:14 PM
I'm withholding judgement until I see Trainwreck's opinion.

That's a good idea Shoog if you remember IT WAS I who called his relationship doomed to fail IT WAS I who was ridiculed, UNJUSTLY, because i was preaching against that harlot. But i digress let us not focus on the past let us be like Tony and move on to better, younger, thinner, probably not as ghetto mexica, more limber things. Is this girl with him to further her own ends, probably, is she a trade up, definitely. You see unlike last time where it was the older woman going after the naive younger man to further her own ends. Older women, who've been married 2 times are like a beat up ford taurus, it's your start up car. If you've got the cash you buy a new later model when you learn how to drive. You don't just dump money into the taurus This new girl he's doing it the right way, where it's the older man going for the the younger woman who wants to further her own ends. So trainwreck approved :tu

Sean Cagney
06-30-2011, 11:20 PM
My girl is hotter.

Not that girl you always talk about in here, I hope you mean real life girl! Not that Becky GIRL.

ALVAREZ6
06-30-2011, 11:38 PM
He's being smart tbh....this break up was no mistake, TP knew what he was doing all along. Now, he will have an attractive wife for like 16-18 more years than he would compared to Eva. That's a lot of time. Well played Tony :tu.

DJ Mbenga
07-01-2011, 12:36 AM
how does this bitch look without makeup?

TampaDude
07-01-2011, 01:23 AM
Yeah...but does she take it in the pooper? :lol

ezau
07-01-2011, 06:42 AM
http://www.tuxboard.com/photos/2010/12/photo-scandales-Miss-Nationale-sexy-drogue.jpg



Some douche bag already banged the crap out of this bitch even before Tony did. :lol:lol

in2deep
07-01-2011, 08:47 AM
Some douche bag already banged the crap out of this bitch even before Tony did. :lol:lol

chances are some douche bag already banged the crap out of 99.9% single twentysomething available women.

hell, chances are some douche bag already banged the crap out of your wife/gf before you

pancakechef
07-01-2011, 09:10 AM
still doesnt mean that this girl is hot... Back to the original point. TP is a fag

cheguevara
07-01-2011, 09:18 AM
still doesnt mean that this girl is hot... Back to the original point. TP is a fag

strong words from a 300 pound internet nerd.

TP's ego must be crushed. :lol

Agloco
07-01-2011, 09:18 AM
I'm fit, tan and I play tennis. Try again.


I'd really like to know how big her penis is.

All we really needed to know is right here tbh.

joshdaboss
07-01-2011, 11:03 PM
All we really needed to know is right here tbh.

Hey, man... if you want to fuck Eduardo Najera, that's your business.

Leetonidas
07-02-2011, 12:24 AM
Hey, man... if you want to fuck Eduardo Najera, that's your business.

You're the one asking to see a cock

hater
11-15-2013, 05:20 PM
:wow :wow :wow

http://i1.wp.com/www.beyondthebuzzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/costume1.jpg

McGusto55
11-15-2013, 05:28 PM
Shes nott bad what's the big deal?

PingPong
11-15-2013, 05:59 PM
She's good for him, since he isn't any prince charming.

http://i.imgur.com/LZmfYzu.jpg

This is the douche who banged her before Tony. A rubgy player.

http://i.imgur.com/WvnMpLF.jpg

hater
11-15-2013, 06:17 PM
she's a solid 8 in my book tbh. and in that halloween pic she looks like a damn 9 that merits a huge deal

and I got one of the highest standards in the forum IMO