View Full Version : Parker's new gal
Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 02:50 PM
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2011/06/29/tp-turning-heads-in-paris-with-new-girlfriend/
She's 19.
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/files/2011/06/Barbara-Morel-Tony-Parker-306x460.jpg
baseline bum
06-29-2011, 02:51 PM
That pic is showing the wrong side, so it's impossible to tell if he traded up.
pancakechef
06-29-2011, 02:52 PM
can someone say "child-molester?"
baseline bum
06-29-2011, 02:53 PM
can someone say "child-molester?"
She has been legal 2+ years now.
Cessation
06-29-2011, 02:54 PM
Out with the old, in with the new.
Bruno
06-29-2011, 02:57 PM
She is 20 years old and I find her way cuter than Longoria.
You can see a lot of picture of her in this thread:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145542&page=16
DesignatedT
06-29-2011, 02:59 PM
her > eva
coyotes_geek
06-29-2011, 03:00 PM
her > eva
+1
Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 03:05 PM
She is 20 years old and I find her way cuter than Longoria.
You can see a lot of picture of her in this thread:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145542&page=16
I google imaged her and nothing really stood out. Some of those do look better though. She's definitely cuter, but Eva had a sexier look to her. But this girl is young and more natural then Eva.
Fireball
06-29-2011, 03:22 PM
I like Eva more ... but what the hell
spurs10
06-29-2011, 03:22 PM
She is 20 years old and I find her way cuter than Longoria.
You can see a lot of picture of her in this thread:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145542&page=16
She is fine, fine, fine. Thanks..
Pistons < Spurs
06-29-2011, 03:22 PM
her > eva
x 1000000000000000
TDMVPDPOY
06-29-2011, 03:27 PM
tp trying to be a winner?
Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 03:28 PM
tp trying to be a winner?
TP is bi-winning.
jimo2305
06-29-2011, 03:45 PM
i came on this thread to blast TP.. but now that i see her picture.. he gets a thumbs up!!!
TDMVPDPOY
06-29-2011, 03:49 PM
still steve nash new girl that appeared during the mavs/heat finals > tps new
cheguevara
06-29-2011, 03:50 PM
http://www.gala.fr/var/gal/storage/images/media/images/actu/photos_phrase_du_jour/barbara_morel_miss_nationale/1507943-1-fre-FR/barbara_morel_miss_nationale_reference.jpg
VS.
http://www.dollmyface.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/eva-longoria-without-makeup2.jpg
cheguevara
06-29-2011, 03:52 PM
http://bobhairstyles.info/bobhairstyles_pics/eva-longoria-bob-hairstyle-c.jpg
VS
http://photos.last-video.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/barbara-morel.jpg
admiralsnackbar
06-29-2011, 03:56 PM
Я думаю нет.
cheguevara
06-29-2011, 03:57 PM
she got this next door girl look to her.
must be a monster in bed.
so when she was in elementary school he was with the spurs. cool.
LkrFan
06-29-2011, 04:41 PM
At least Eva was legal age.
Scrub
06-29-2011, 04:49 PM
Quite fuckable imo.
baseline bum
06-29-2011, 04:57 PM
so when she was in elementary school he was with the spurs. cool.
vo4kDrWBa6c
DPG21920
06-29-2011, 05:00 PM
I'm sure that will last.
Kindergarten Cop
06-29-2011, 05:01 PM
He went from a cougar who was 7 years older than he was to a gerbil of 9 years younger. :toast :wow
joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 05:25 PM
"She" looks like a dude.
Spurtacus
06-29-2011, 05:50 PM
"She" looks like a dude.
Only to gays. :rolleyes
SenorSpur
06-29-2011, 05:58 PM
Looks like TP has gotten himself a Tenderoni. She's quite a nice upgrade. I hope they're both very happy.
joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 06:00 PM
Only to gays. :rolleyes
To anyone that isn't desperate for some pussy or drunk, "she" looks like a dude.
Drewlius
06-29-2011, 06:01 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196317_1958831769908_1216187940_2441861_7552727_n. jpg
Do Want.
joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 06:02 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196317_1958831769908_1216187940_2441861_7552727_n. jpg
Do Want.
I see the estrogen pills are taking effect. His pecs are starting to form some decent-sized breasts.
Drewlius
06-29-2011, 06:08 PM
I see the estrogen pills are taking effect. His pecs are starting to form some decent-sized breasts.
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii16/snipeuh/48945_knees_122_713lo.jpg
joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 06:15 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii16/snipeuh/48945_knees_122_713lo.jpg
Welcome to 2006.
blkroadrunners
06-29-2011, 06:16 PM
I'm sure that will last.
Karma will be a bitch to Tony. Watch.
ohmwrecker
06-29-2011, 06:26 PM
He must have been been beaten by a woman with big breasts when he was young.
rascal
06-29-2011, 06:33 PM
I would rate her an average good looking girl. Really nothing special.
You can see better looking girls in most city malls.
Big P
06-29-2011, 06:50 PM
Yes please!
janetcn12
06-29-2011, 07:05 PM
Sorry guys..prefer Eva. Viva Eva. Anywway have fun TP..hope it last but we all know it won't. lol
spurs1990
06-29-2011, 07:25 PM
Mix in a black girlfriend every now and then.
There are some bad ass black girls to be had out there.
joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 07:56 PM
Mix in a black girlfriend every now and then.
There are some bad ass black girls to be had out there.
He's a rich athlete, he doesn't have to settle for that.
Leetonidas
06-29-2011, 08:20 PM
I see the estrogen pills are taking effect. His pecs are starting to form some decent-sized breasts.
lol desperate faggot acting like he wouldn't kill himself directly afterwards just to stick his tip in someone even 1/23423432th as attractive as Tony's bitch
elemento
06-29-2011, 08:22 PM
Much better than Mustache Longoria
Way to go Tony :toast
joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 08:43 PM
lol desperate faggot acting like he wouldn't kill himself directly afterwards just to stick his tip in someone even 1/23423432th as attractive as Tony's bitch
lol @ ugly kid still waiting to lose his virginity.
PublicOption
06-29-2011, 08:47 PM
http://www.public.fr/News/Photos/Photos-Eva-Longoria-et-Barbara-Morel-laquelle-correspond-le-mieux-a-Tony-Parker-Le-match-est-lance-!-59391
"She" looks like a dude.
Your answer is so wrong it almost became right again.
http://aymericdelatoale.com/public/sexy/miss/Barbara-Morel-Miss-Provence.jpg
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6288_1235111997366_1216187940_731844_370373_n.jpg
joshdaboss
06-29-2011, 08:56 PM
Your answer is so wrong it almost became right again.
Am I wrong? Really?
http://www.people.com.cn/mediafile/pic/20101206/7/12041518059592953907.jpg
Nice pubic hair. Eduardo Najera in drag.
ShoogarBear
06-29-2011, 09:24 PM
I'm withholding judgement until I see Trainwreck's opinion.
Wait a sec...did I just accidentally walk into a Maxim-sponsored Tiger Beat reader's poll?
:rolleyes
Anybody who acts like they wouldn't hit that if she were giving you looks at the bar/library/laundromat (or wherever the hell you hang out) officially wins the internet tough guy award. Way to go.
As for Tony, something tells me the millionaire, All-Star NBA point guard isn't too bad off either way.
Spursfan092120
06-29-2011, 11:48 PM
"She" looks like a dude.
This brings to mind that picture of that complete and total nerd looking a picture of a girl who's an 8 or 9 out of 10, saying he wouldn't do her because one of her ears was just a little smaller than the other or some shit like that. You sir, are a dumbass.
Spursfan092120
06-29-2011, 11:50 PM
This brings to mind that picture of that complete and total nerd looking a picture of a girl who's an 8 or 9 out of 10, saying he wouldn't do her because one of her ears was just a little smaller than the other or some shit like that. You sir, are a dumbass.
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii16/snipeuh/48945_knees_122_713lo.jpg
Yeah..that one..
Vito Corleone
06-30-2011, 01:08 AM
He went from a cougar who was 7 years older than he was to a gerbil of 9 years younger. :toast :wow
You say that like it's a bad thing
Leetonidas
06-30-2011, 01:09 AM
lol @ ugly kid still waiting to lose his virginity.
Nice inference based on absolutely nothing bro, that's okay we all know GNSF's programmed response is something to do with everyone being a virgin but them
pancakechef
06-30-2011, 06:57 AM
If your wives arent hotter than this pre-teen then you have problems. I think I see a moustache. I would NEVER let people see me with her in public.
Weak minds, and weak games from the desperate homers on ST
joshdaboss
06-30-2011, 07:35 AM
Nice inference based on absolutely nothing bro, that's okay we all know GNSF's programmed response is something to do with everyone being a virgin but them
Thank you for confirming your virginity.
pancakechef
06-30-2011, 08:06 AM
She still isnt great. Especially for a "top NBA PG" hahahah
hater
06-30-2011, 08:14 AM
:lol joshdaboss = pankakechef
your act sucks bro. get a new one. fast
Leetonidas
06-30-2011, 09:18 AM
Thank you for confirming your virginity.
:lmao
Virginity smack. :lmao Thanks for confirming you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know shit about basketball and has to resort to adolescent retorts. :lol
Is that you in your avatar? lol bald faggot, at least we know why you're mad :cry
Leetonidas
06-30-2011, 09:19 AM
:cry he called me a grey named spurfan i'm above the rest dammit i'm a good poster everyone is a virgin but me :cry
mudyez
06-30-2011, 09:28 AM
I'm fine as long as its not her:
http://s12.bdbphotos.com/images/120x156/8/k/8krodcssrvq8qv.jpg
or her
http://webmail.iamagm.com/sites/default/files/team_logos/marianela_orono.jpg
or her...
http://www.sportklub.info/inc/slika.php?slika=../vesti/3653/greg%20popovic.jpg&sir=280&vis=210
Crookshanks
06-30-2011, 11:17 AM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.
At least its not a god damn Kardashian.
pancakechef
06-30-2011, 11:40 AM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.
Nope. Guess again....
Let me see 30 and rich in public with a 7/10 who is 19.
Who is the loser?
WeNeedLength
06-30-2011, 11:42 AM
Nope. Guess again....
Let me see 30 and rich in public with a 7/10 who is 19.
Who is the loser?
All your posts are quite humorous bro, keep at it! :toast:lol
Oh and we are laughing at you, not with you...
pancakechef
06-30-2011, 11:50 AM
Might want to change avatars this year. And obviously with the pic at the bottom you are lacking in a certain department.
Dinner Time
Tony upgraded. No doubt about it.
Not sure how anyone can think Eva is some kind of prize.
pancakechef
06-30-2011, 11:55 AM
Maybe because she was a grown woman? I wouldnt consider Eva a 10 but she's closer than last. Even Brent's wife was better looking than this child. Feel bad for those "grown-ups" who are drooling. Pathetic
tmtcsc
06-30-2011, 11:57 AM
She looks fantastic to me. However, younger chicks aren't necessarily better in bed. More mature women with experience will F*ck your brains out. It's just my opinion.
I've said too much.
Let's just say, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. But looks aren't everything.
ChumpDumper
06-30-2011, 11:57 AM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.For once, I agree completely with Crookshanks.
It's clear pancakechef has never known the touch of a woman.
More likely the touch of an uncle.
pancakechef
06-30-2011, 12:00 PM
Its nice to see two men come out in a public arena.
Congrats.
New York will be proud
ChumpDumper
06-30-2011, 12:03 PM
Its nice to see two men come out in a public arena. You and who else?
Maybe because she was a grown woman? I wouldnt consider Eva a 10 but she's closer than last. Even Brent's wife was better looking than this child. Feel bad for those "grown-ups" who are drooling. Pathetic
There really isn't a reason to feel sorry for anyone in this thread. I doubt anyone came in here to catch a nut while at work. There's much better wack-off material on the internet than the pictures in this thread.
And at what age do you consider a woman to be "grown"?
pancakechef
06-30-2011, 01:17 PM
depends on maturity level. But 19 is not. Late 20s possibly
Agloco
06-30-2011, 01:27 PM
She's 19 or 20?
More on par with Tonys apparent maturity level.
Bill_Brasky
06-30-2011, 01:37 PM
i'd hit it
boutons_deux
06-30-2011, 01:45 PM
oops
http://www.staragora.com/images/flux/default/6/a/a64642c6b9b77d43716a8170dab1fc2f4d1de34cb4d97.jpg
Here comes boutons to make stupid fucking posts as always.
She's definitely better than longoria.
cheguevara
06-30-2011, 02:09 PM
"oops"??
you realize she's french right?
cheguevara
06-30-2011, 02:11 PM
:lmao at the fat sloppy nerds in here saying they would not touch that
:lmao :lmao dumb geeks
Splits
06-30-2011, 04:27 PM
German's have much better taste in women:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/49c498ba-18d5-4086-b04e-891323d1f45d%281%29.jpg
angelbelow
06-30-2011, 04:45 PM
hes not a boobs man
joshdaboss
06-30-2011, 05:07 PM
All you guys sitting at your keyboards judging Tony and this young woman - what pathetic losers you all are. Like ANY of you would even have a chance with this woman. You probably all have fat, ugly girlfriends/wives and just love to sound all cool and macho on the internet.
I'm fit, tan and I play tennis. Try again.
ALVAREZ6
06-30-2011, 05:13 PM
I'm fine as long as its not her:
http://s12.bdbphotos.com/images/120x156/8/k/8krodcssrvq8qv.jpg
or her
http://webmail.iamagm.com/sites/default/files/team_logos/marianela_orono.jpg
:tu :tu :tu :tu :tu
Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:20 PM
oops
http://www.staragora.com/images/flux/default/6/a/a64642c6b9b77d43716a8170dab1fc2f4d1de34cb4d97.jpg
Voici or Gala ftw
Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:25 PM
http://worldshowbiz.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Barbara-Morel-1.jpg (http://worldshowbiz.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Barbara-Morel-1.jpg)
:cry the spurs didn't trade RJ :cry
Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:27 PM
http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Barbara-Morel-Miss-Provence.jpg
joshdaboss
06-30-2011, 05:30 PM
I'd really like to know how big her penis is.
NASpurs
06-30-2011, 05:30 PM
I'm surprised by the number of "guests" in this thread.
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 64 (8 members and 56 guests)
Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:36 PM
real quote: "Je suis célibataire et je ne pense pas avoir beaucoup de temps pour trouver l'amour cette année. Je continue à rêver au prince charmant. Je dors avec un doudou. C'est la petite grenouille de Disney"... (Télé Loisirs. Décembre 2010)"
"I'm a single woman and I don't think I'll have time to find my love this year. I'm still dreaming about the prince charming. I sleep with a doudou (baby comforter). This is the little Disney frog"
:lmao
http://www.dontmiss.fr/images/biog/barbara-morel-g.jpg
Brazil
06-30-2011, 05:38 PM
Look at me ! I'm a troll and I'm funny.
Drewlius
06-30-2011, 06:00 PM
I'm fit, tan and I play tennis. Try again.
Most lolworthy post ITT.
Assman
06-30-2011, 06:15 PM
Too old.
Trainwreck2100
06-30-2011, 11:14 PM
I'm withholding judgement until I see Trainwreck's opinion.
That's a good idea Shoog if you remember IT WAS I who called his relationship doomed to fail IT WAS I who was ridiculed, UNJUSTLY, because i was preaching against that harlot. But i digress let us not focus on the past let us be like Tony and move on to better, younger, thinner, probably not as ghetto mexica, more limber things. Is this girl with him to further her own ends, probably, is she a trade up, definitely. You see unlike last time where it was the older woman going after the naive younger man to further her own ends. Older women, who've been married 2 times are like a beat up ford taurus, it's your start up car. If you've got the cash you buy a new later model when you learn how to drive. You don't just dump money into the taurus This new girl he's doing it the right way, where it's the older man going for the the younger woman who wants to further her own ends. So trainwreck approved :tu
Sean Cagney
06-30-2011, 11:20 PM
My girl is hotter.
Not that girl you always talk about in here, I hope you mean real life girl! Not that Becky GIRL.
ALVAREZ6
06-30-2011, 11:38 PM
He's being smart tbh....this break up was no mistake, TP knew what he was doing all along. Now, he will have an attractive wife for like 16-18 more years than he would compared to Eva. That's a lot of time. Well played Tony :tu.
DJ Mbenga
07-01-2011, 12:36 AM
how does this bitch look without makeup?
TampaDude
07-01-2011, 01:23 AM
Yeah...but does she take it in the pooper? :lol
http://www.tuxboard.com/photos/2010/12/photo-scandales-Miss-Nationale-sexy-drogue.jpg
Some douche bag already banged the crap out of this bitch even before Tony did. :lol:lol
in2deep
07-01-2011, 08:47 AM
Some douche bag already banged the crap out of this bitch even before Tony did. :lol:lol
chances are some douche bag already banged the crap out of 99.9% single twentysomething available women.
hell, chances are some douche bag already banged the crap out of your wife/gf before you
pancakechef
07-01-2011, 09:10 AM
still doesnt mean that this girl is hot... Back to the original point. TP is a fag
cheguevara
07-01-2011, 09:18 AM
still doesnt mean that this girl is hot... Back to the original point. TP is a fag
strong words from a 300 pound internet nerd.
TP's ego must be crushed. :lol
Agloco
07-01-2011, 09:18 AM
I'm fit, tan and I play tennis. Try again.
I'd really like to know how big her penis is.
All we really needed to know is right here tbh.
joshdaboss
07-01-2011, 11:03 PM
All we really needed to know is right here tbh.
Hey, man... if you want to fuck Eduardo Najera, that's your business.
Leetonidas
07-02-2011, 12:24 AM
Hey, man... if you want to fuck Eduardo Najera, that's your business.
You're the one asking to see a cock
hater
11-15-2013, 05:20 PM
:wow :wow :wow
http://i1.wp.com/www.beyondthebuzzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/costume1.jpg
McGusto55
11-15-2013, 05:28 PM
Shes nott bad what's the big deal?
PingPong
11-15-2013, 05:59 PM
She's good for him, since he isn't any prince charming.
http://i.imgur.com/LZmfYzu.jpg
This is the douche who banged her before Tony. A rubgy player.
http://i.imgur.com/WvnMpLF.jpg
hater
11-15-2013, 06:17 PM
she's a solid 8 in my book tbh. and in that halloween pic she looks like a damn 9 that merits a huge deal
and I got one of the highest standards in the forum IMO
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