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DJ Mbenga
06-30-2011, 03:47 PM
we are in for a long lockout. stern already said, they are further apart in begotiations than the last lockout. remember vin baker and shawn kemp? with a year to waste what player comes back fat? predictions?

i would have picked shaq but he retired

Ginobilly
06-30-2011, 03:52 PM
RJ and Luke Walton. They're going to have all the time in the world to have sex all they want, and then eat afterwards.

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-30-2011, 04:02 PM
Oooh, good question. Baron Davis for one, although he's already starting to decline pretty quick. I remember Beno made some strides towards living healthier last offseason. I expect that to get undone in a big way. Enough guards though. Bynum and Blair seem likely enough. And I'll throw Jason Kidd out there just as an off the wall wild card kind of pick. He's always been a poster boy for taking care of himself but he finally got the ring, who knows?

baseline bum
06-30-2011, 04:05 PM
Odom from all that candy he constantly eats.

egtonecity
06-30-2011, 04:07 PM
Dejuan Blair, since he was the only one capable of getting fat during the season.

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-30-2011, 04:11 PM
Chris Bosh will balloon up to 175.

Hooks
06-30-2011, 05:02 PM
Dejuan Blair.

There was an article in which Blair admitted that he gained 20lbs during the season from eating Whataburger.

LkrFan
06-30-2011, 05:13 PM
RJ and Luke Walton. They're going to have all the time in the world to have sex all they want, and then eat afterwards.

:rollin

rayjayjohnson
06-30-2011, 05:13 PM
Glenn Davis.

Oh, wait...

LkrFan
06-30-2011, 05:13 PM
Dejuan Blair.

There was an article in which Blair admitted that he gained 20lbs during the season from eating Whataburger.

This. Whataburger is the shiznit. :tu

Axe Murderer
06-30-2011, 05:41 PM
surprised nobody mentioned Demarcus Cousins yet

Hooks
06-30-2011, 05:45 PM
surprised nobody mentioned Demarcus Cousins yet


I forgot about him.


Can't forget about Randolph either, Bynum might get fat as well.

jeebus
06-30-2011, 05:48 PM
Eddy Curry

Stalin
06-30-2011, 06:46 PM
Blair

Mark in Austin
06-30-2011, 06:59 PM
My money is on Cousins.

mavsfan1000
06-30-2011, 07:00 PM
Brendan Haywood

JayTheClown
06-30-2011, 07:16 PM
http://www.worldnewsheardnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/andrew_bynum_lakers.jpg

NBA Champs
06-30-2011, 09:04 PM
Carmelo Anthony.

DMC
06-30-2011, 09:12 PM
Zach Randolph

y2kbug
06-30-2011, 11:25 PM
Ak47

pass1st
06-30-2011, 11:26 PM
Kevin Love

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2011, 11:33 PM
Boris Diaw

Ever since the 2006 preseason, he's come into training camp 25-30 lbs. heavier than he left the previous season. Imagine that for a whole year.

InRareForm
06-30-2011, 11:37 PM
Dejuan Blair will be the new Eddy Curry.

patos
06-30-2011, 11:43 PM
baron davis

mexpurs21
06-30-2011, 11:52 PM
Eric Dampier

Monostradamus
06-30-2011, 11:54 PM
Odom from all that candy he constantly eats.

plus he married the fat cow of the kardashian family, she can't be a good influence when it comes to eating healthy.

sefant77
07-01-2011, 01:27 AM
Perkins

mathbzh
07-01-2011, 03:18 AM
boris diaw

ever since the 2006 preseason, he's come into training camp 25-30 lbs. Heavier than he left the previous season. Imagine that for a whole year.

+1

JamStone
07-01-2011, 03:24 AM
Gilbert Arenas. He's already given up. His ex-wife fucked Shaq and whoever else. He already lost his explosiveness. He doesn't care about basketball anymore. He already has the $100 million contract. He has no reason to stay in shape. He's destined to be a blob.

Killakobe81
07-01-2011, 12:31 PM
we are in for a long lockout. stern already said, they are further apart in begotiations than the last lockout. remember vin baker and shawn kemp? with a year to waste what player comes back fat? predictions?

i would have picked shaq but he retired

2 words ... Demarcus Cousins ...

Killakobe81
07-01-2011, 12:32 PM
surprised nobody mentioned Demarcus Cousins yet

Sorry posted before i read ...this.

slacker77
07-01-2011, 01:06 PM
marc gasol,zach randolph,boris diaw,andrew bynum,and blair.

Ozzy
07-01-2011, 01:09 PM
Beno.

LkrFan
07-01-2011, 01:54 PM
Timmy D, tbh. His knees are shot and he can't work out like he used to. His mpg were reduced because of his knees. Now that there is a lockout, he'll be chilling because his body kneeds the rest. :downspin:

ShoogarBear
07-01-2011, 03:08 PM
fat or fatties?

BlackSwordsMan
07-01-2011, 04:59 PM
charles barkley

The Gemini Method
07-03-2011, 05:56 AM
Aaron Gray

NBA Champs
07-03-2011, 12:46 PM
Aaron Gray

I was just about to name him. Lol.

IronMaxipad
07-03-2011, 01:01 PM
http://www.worldnewsheardnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/andrew_bynum_lakers.jpg

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9554/andrewbynumandrewbynumo.png

NB:lol=F:lolcked

Pelicans78
07-03-2011, 01:03 PM
I was gonna say Aaron Gray too.