Cosmetic Gynecology

[Jekka]

... any thoughts?

Manny was going to post on it, but he was too much of a pussy. No pun intended (hahaha). We saw a billboard on McCullough about it, and we were intrigued.

[Summers]

I saw that billboard, too, when I was driving to my friend's for the game. I don't know... Seems weird to me and I don't really get why someone would need it. (Is it the tightening thing?)

[Kori Ellis]

Is it vaginal tightening? or is that surgery just for aesthetic reasons? I've never heard a girl complaining about the look of her labia.

[Jekka]

Is it vaginal tightening? or is that surgery just for aesthetic reasons? I've never heard a girl complaining about the look of her labia.

I came across an article on it a while ago, and apparently, most of it is coming from women who don't like their outer or inner labias ... in which case, if you're that insecure about it, that's sad, and if your partner is complaining about it ... get rid of them, that's just sad. I like Margaret Cho's take on it - "If someone doesn't like how you look when you're fucking them, you should be fucking them in the first place."

[Summers]

:lol Yeah, me neither. I don't think men much care what they look like either.

[timvp]

Why did I click on this thread?

[spurschick]

I just can't imagine voluntarily letting someone take a knife or laser to my cooch.

[adrienne]

Why did I click on this thread?

http://www.coonyham.com/gifs/lonestar-as-kitten.jpg

[Jekka]

Why did I click on this thread?

:lol

[Summers]

The Allan Centre for Women, guided by Dr. Bruce Allan, a specialist in Obstetrics and Gynecology, offers services that include Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation™, labia reduction (labioplasty or labiaplasty), tightening of the vagina (vaginoplasty), cosmetic gynecology, hymen restoration (hymenoplasty), BOTOX Cosmetic for wrinkles and hyperhydrosis (excessive perspiration), collagen injections for wrinkles, laser hair removal, microdermabrasion, and sclerotherapy for spider veins. Focused exclusively on caring for women's health and wellness, the Allan Centre is the first medical centre of its kind in Canada, offering patients an inviting, comfortable environment where only the highest of professional standards are applied.

Who the fuck wants their hymen restored??

[timvp]

http://www.coonyham.com/gifs/lonestar-as-kitten.jpg


http://www.cam.cornell.edu/~mblais/Shaved%20Cat%202.jpg

After surgery.

[adrienne]

laser hair removal I get....but nothing else.

[spurschick]

http://www.cam.cornell.edu/~mblais/Shaved%20Cat%202.jpg

After surgery.


:lol :lol :lol
At least that pussy wasn't waxed!

[ClintSquint]

http://img142.echo.cx/img142/5637/wtfplzbauer8rm.gif
"Cosmetic Gynecology..?"

[Clandestino]

son: dad, what does a vagina look like?
dad: before or after sex?
son: before
dad: have you ever seen rosebud early in the morning with the dew still on it?
son: and after sex?
dad: have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

[MannyIsGod]

:lol I just wanted to see Jess talk about pussy.

[MannyIsGod]

son: dad, what does a vagina look like?
dad: before or after sex?
son: before
dad: have you ever seen rosebud early in the morning with the dew still on it?
son: and after sex?
dad: have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?
Oh shit :lmao

[Summers]

son: dad, what does a vagina look like?
dad: before or after sex?
son: before
dad: have you ever seen rosebud early in the morning with the dew still on it?
son: and after sex?
dad: have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

:lol That's disgusting!

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao @ this thread to begin with. I knew it would get a shitload of responses.

[SpursWoman]

I just can't imagine voluntarily letting someone take a knife or laser to my cooch.


Or an earring.....tatoo....


FUCK THAT. :flipoff :lol



I've heard of instances, though, of women with abnormally large labia...but I don't think enough to support a whole new specialty.

Unless you're a porn star....there shouldn't be that many people seeing *it* to justify the cost.

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

I saw on Howard Stern once that he was telling this girl that she should have labia reduction because no one wants any extra "meat" there. But I've never heard anyone complain about that in "real" life.

[adrienne]

Shouldn't the guy just be happy to be getting some?

[Shelly]

How funny cuz there's a billboard up on Bandera by my house. I was all WTF?

[MannyIsGod]

Shouldn't the guy just be happy to be getting some?
You would think so ... but no apparently .. this was Jess by the way.

[maxpower]

All I know is I've heard the term " meat flaps " thrown around.

[Uncle Donnie]

All I know is I've heard the term " meat flaps " thrown around.

I believe the proper term is "beef curtains".

[Hook Dem]

I believe the proper term is "beef curtains".
:lol :lol :lol

[2Blonde]

Try explaining that billboard to your 13 year old daughter when you are on your way to "Mass". That was a fun time. WooHoo. There are like 26 of these of billboards all around SA that have gone up in the last couple of months.

...2Blonde

[TNT21]

I think the billboard should read "Want your beef curtains trimmed?"

[Shelly]

Try explaining that billboard to your 13 year old daughter when you are on your way to "Mass". That was a fun time. WooHoo. There are like 26 of these of billboards all around SA that have gone up in the last couple of months.

...2Blonde

What did you tell her?

[Shelly]

I believe the proper term is "beef curtains".

Aw..hell! You DO learn something new everyday! :lol

[Marklar MM]

I wonder what cosmetic gynecology is like.

[Guru of Nothing]

Any women seriously considering undergoing the knife to aesthically enhance her skee-ball alley deserves a second opinion from a professional.

Now, all I have to do is come up with am impressive title to put on my business card.

[JoeChalupa]

Man, I don't think I'd want to go there.