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Isitjustme?

07-02-2011, 12:14 AM

Isitjustme?

07-02-2011, 12:15 AM

I'm referring to every Mike's commercial ever made btw. This is a good example of one from several years ago:

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ginobili's bald spot

07-02-2011, 01:02 AM

Random semi related comment: When will MIke's Hard Lemonade stop pretending to be something that it isn't? You're not a tough guy drink. You never were a tough guy drink. You never will be a tough guy drink. Start marketing to your target audience: chicks and 'mos.

THANK YOU. I've been saying this for years. You are a chick drink. There is nothing wrong with that. Bitches need drinks too just embrace it.

Leetonidas

07-02-2011, 01:11 AM

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wannabe Moderator

07-02-2011, 01:28 AM

Off mikes hard load

I will be motoring your activity.

:wakeup

DMC

07-02-2011, 12:32 PM

There's no such as a bitch drink. Whatever gets you where you want to be, that's fine. Alcohol is alcohol, how you take it is up to you.

I prefer the Captain, but that's just me.

Bill_Brasky

07-02-2011, 12:55 PM

There's no such as a bitch drink. Whatever gets you where you want to be, that's fine. Alcohol is alcohol, how you take it is up to you.

I prefer the Captain, but that's just me.

The Kraken > The Captain

dirk4mvp

07-02-2011, 01:18 PM

Mike's Hard Lemonade is such shit. It seems like the only people who drink it are girls who get drunk off having very little alcohol in their system.

InRareForm

07-02-2011, 01:28 PM

lol Mikes Hard Lemonade

#1 Timmys Fan

07-02-2011, 01:30 PM

There's no such as a bitch drink. Whatever gets you where you want to be, that's fine. Alcohol is alcohol, how you take it is up to you.

Spoken like a true bitch

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:32 PM

Spoken like a true bitch

lol alcohol insecurity.

lol trendy drinks

lol Mike's Hard Lemonade

DeadlyDynasty

07-02-2011, 01:36 PM

There's no such as a bitch drink.

Umm...yes, there is. If you're a dude sipping cosmos and appletinis, you're a complete and utter faggot.

My guess is MD had his girl over, tried to get her shitfaced on something she would actually drink, she left, and he was stuck with a fridge full of mike's.

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:39 PM

Umm...yes, there is. If you're a dude sipping cosmos and appletinis, you're a complete and utter faggot.

My guess is MD had his girl over, tried to get her shitfaced on something she would actually drink, she left, and he was stuck with a fridge full of mike's.

Spoken like a kid.

DeadlyDynasty

07-02-2011, 01:41 PM

Spoken like a kid.

Spoken like a faggot. Enjoy your Peach Schnapps as you get rammed in the tailpipe tonight.

#1 Timmys Fan

07-02-2011, 01:42 PM

Spoken like a kid.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Editing your post from saying "sucking a dudes cock makes you a faggot or even wanting to" when you said on this very forum that you would suck a mans dick for 2 million dollars:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:43 PM

Spoken like a faggot. Enjoy your Peach Schnapps as you get rammed in the tailpipe tonight.

I already said I like Captain Morgan.

lol at the "gay drink" approach. Is there also gay weed?

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:44 PM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Editing your post from saying "sucking a dudes cock makes you a faggot or even wanting to" when you said on this very forum that you would suck a mans dick for 2 million dollars:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

I said exactly what you quoted.

lol overusing :lmao

#1 Timmys Fan

07-02-2011, 01:44 PM

DMC just confessing to the homosexuality he's supposed to confess to.

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:45 PM

DMC just confessing to the homosexuality he's supposed to confess to.

If I was a homosexual, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it.

lol your sexual insecurity = kid

#1 Timmys Fan

07-02-2011, 01:45 PM

I said exactly what you quoted.

lol overusing :lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Trying to deny your edit to cover your tracks

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:46 PM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Trying to deny your edit to cover your tracks

You quoted me, idiot. :lol

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:47 PM

Says the bitch :lol

Your friend get his boat fixed yet or are you still stuck waiting for a ride?

#1 Timmys Fan

07-02-2011, 01:48 PM

If I was a homosexual, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it.

lol your sexual insecurity = kid

Nothing says "sexual security" like saying you would suck a mans dick one day and then saying thinking about sucking a mans dick makes you a fag the next day and then trying to cover your tracks.

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:50 PM

Nothing says "sexual security" like saying you would suck a mans dick one day and then saying thinking about sucking a mans dick makes you a fag the next day and then trying to cover your tracks.

I would eat dog shit for 20 million dollars. I am not wanting to eat dog shit though.

lol acting like you wouldn't do just about anything for 20,000,000 dollars.

lol moving the goalposts

lol poor trolling skills

Reset your troll account and start over.

DMC

07-02-2011, 01:51 PM

Nope dude just broke up w/ his gf of 10 years (he was always a dick to her) and hasn't done much of shit lately. I been telling him to get it fixed but hopefully soon I'll be back in action.

Find a new fishing buddy. You are missing the best days.

#1 Timmys Fan

07-02-2011, 01:58 PM

Just to be clear, are you saying that you would suck Darko's cock for 20 million?

And tongue his asshole.

DMC

07-02-2011, 02:02 PM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Editing your post from saying "sucking a dudes cock makes you a faggot or even wanting to" when you said on this very forum that you would suck a mans dick for 2 million dollars:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

lol moving the goalposts

lol putting the troll bag on your head to do so

lol playing the "fag" card

lol thinking it means anything to someone older than you

DMC

07-02-2011, 02:06 PM

Sadly not too many people my age fish these days. My other fishing buddy is still finishing up his studies abroad overseas.

They probably have a fishing club at your school. Many colleges have bass fishing clubs and they compete all over the US.

Hooks

07-02-2011, 02:06 PM

How is Mike's hard lemonade? I've never tried it, what is the alcohol %, would you compare it to a Four Loko?

#1 Timmys Fan

07-02-2011, 02:08 PM

Just to be clear, are you saying that you would suck Darko's cock for 20 million?

And tongue his asshole.

DMC

07-02-2011, 02:09 PM

How is Mike's hard lemonade? I've never tried it, what is the alcohol %, would you compare it to a Four Loko?

Never tried it either. I was in Chicago all last week and it was being sold everywhere, even in restaurants, but I don't even like coolers these days.

djohn2oo8

07-02-2011, 02:13 PM

Mike's hard Lemonade with the 5% alcohol goods :lol

http://www.theliquorstorechannel.com/head-butting-blonde-to-bad-lines-mike-s-hard-lemonade

jeebus

07-02-2011, 02:51 PM

I had a smirnoff once..tastes like sprite.
that's the truth. I had that grape kind once, I think I could probably get drunk faster by chugging dimetapp.

ClipshowDynasty

07-02-2011, 02:56 PM

tbh lol this thread

its a bitch drink but it taste good and so does smirnoff for real. I just drink dat bitch because it's a nice Taste to clear out shitty ass beer. I can't even get drunk off beer anymore, just a bit tipsy.
Watermelon vodka>

dirk4mvp

07-02-2011, 03:01 PM

dynasty you get pretty drunk after about 4 bud lights amirite?

DeadlyDynasty

07-02-2011, 03:06 PM

that's the truth. I had that grape kind once, I think I could probably get drunk faster by chugging dimetapp.

Robotrip :tu

ClipshowDynasty

07-02-2011, 03:08 PM

tbh not wasted but I felt it lol. I'm not a wavy drinker :(

Heavy*

ClipshowDynasty

07-02-2011, 03:47 PM

no I know I can, I just mean that I just don't find drinking it that great so I ouldnt drink enough of it to get drunk

DUNCANownsKOBE

07-02-2011, 04:51 PM

I had a smirnoff once..tastes like sprite.
This. Smirnoff and Mike's Hard Lemonade aren't things I'd drink to get drunk, but they're things I'd drink because they fuckin taste good.

ClipshowDynasty

07-02-2011, 05:27 PM

Exactly^
They taste good as fuck and is a good alternative to getting the shit taste of beer from ur mouth but it's nothing to get drunk off of. This thread was a joke tbh and people took it seriously lol

DPG21920

07-02-2011, 05:41 PM

Clipshow, don't turn into a raging douche in college btw. Learn something, have fun and actually be a cool scro.

ClipshowDynasty

07-02-2011, 05:54 PM

Tbh everyone say I'm chill as fuck and I plan on stayin chill as fuck lol

Axe Murderer

07-05-2011, 08:22 PM

tried Everclear watermelon this weekend

good stuff :tu

koriwhat

07-05-2011, 08:29 PM

Off mikes hard lemonade

what a fag you are... you down smirnoff ice too? little prissy bitch you.

Spursfan092120

07-05-2011, 10:08 PM

Irish Car Bomb's ftw...

http://i.acdn.us/image/A7596/759691/470_759691.jpg

koriwhat

07-06-2011, 05:39 AM

^ those are good. i've gotten plenty drunk on some car bombs before.

Phillip

07-06-2011, 11:01 AM

tried Everclear watermelon this weekend

good stuff :tu

talking about when you cut a hole in a watermelon, pour a bottle of everclear in, let it soak, and eat it?

good shit

Axe Murderer

07-06-2011, 02:36 PM

talking about when you cut a hole in a watermelon, pour a bottle of everclear in, let it soak, and eat it?

good shit

yes :tu

DMC

07-06-2011, 04:12 PM

talking about when you cut a hole in a watermelon, pour a bottle of everclear in, let it soak, and eat it?

good shit
You ever fuck a hot watermelon? Just saying... if you buy one that's got a plug, don't eat it.