Most Quoteable Movies [Archive] - SpursTalk.com Forums

Shelly

06-11-2005, 09:44 PM

The Burbs!

"No, I've never seen that, I've never seen anyone drive thier garbage out to the curb and bang the hell out of it with a stick."

"Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it."

"Art, you're wife is home...and your house is on fire."
"MY WIFE IS HOME?!?"

:lol

My husband and I laugh at, "Sardine?" and then the sound of flies buzzing :lol

Jules Winnfield

06-11-2005, 09:55 PM

Pulp Fiction

You a smart motha fucka dats rite!

E20

06-11-2005, 10:00 PM

Dave Chapelle show.

Marklar MM

06-11-2005, 10:01 PM

Inglewood Jack

Chris Chelios meets Jules Winnfield (http://home.comcast.net/~hoogs/chelios.wmv)

adrienne

06-11-2005, 10:05 PM

Lol Shelly, the whole movie is just greatness. I crack up every time I see the part when they go to meet the the Klopeks...

"Klopek, is that Slavic?"
"NO!"
"Uh, that's about a 9 on the tension scale there, Reub..."

E20

06-11-2005, 10:09 PM

Why are you yelling at me?

This is how I always talk BITCH.

HMMMMMMMMM It'll get you DRUNK.

Marklar MM

06-11-2005, 10:10 PM

Oh I completely forgot Austin Powers.

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand

06-11-2005, 10:12 PM

Goodfellas ("Do you think I'm funny? Funny how? Do I amuse you? Do I look like a clown?")

ZStomp

06-11-2005, 10:14 PM

Scarface

Ditto.

E20

06-11-2005, 10:24 PM

I liked it when Tony said:

"This town is like a great giant p***y waiting to get fucked"

Man, that was classic.

Trooper 2112

06-11-2005, 11:06 PM

Army of Darkness

mouse

06-11-2005, 11:14 PM

Animal house

guess this quote

Did you see a sign dead niggger storage?

Jimcs50

06-12-2005, 12:23 AM

Animal house

guess this quote

Did you see a sign dead niggger storage?

The Wolf- Pulp Fiction

Johnny_Blaze_47

06-12-2005, 12:50 AM

The Wolf- Pulp Fiction

Actually, it was Tarantino's character, not Keitel.

Johnny_Blaze_47

06-12-2005, 01:04 AM

Why are you yelling at me?

This is how I always talk BITCH.

HMMMMMMMMM It'll get you DRUNK.

Actually...the whole thing...

Server: "What'll it be, guys?"

Patron 1: "I'll have a scotch on the rocks."

Patron 2: "I'll have a Samuel Adams."

Patron 3: "I'll have a Samuel Jackson."

Patron 1: "You know something, I'll have a Samuel Jackson, too."

Patron 2: "Me three."

(all laugh)

Server: "Three Samuel Jackson's coming right up."

Samuel Jackson: "Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker!" ... "Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson!" ... "It'll get ya drunk!" "You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!" "You might even fight a nigga or two!" "Mmm mmm, bitch!"

(Samuel Jackson goes to Patron 3)

Samuel Jackson: "How's it taste, motherfucker!"

Patron: "Can you stop yelling at me, please?"

Samuel Jackson: "No I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk!" "You ain't never seen my movies?!?" "'Juice,' that was a good one!" "'Deep Blue Sea,' they ate me... a fucking shark ate me!" "Drink, bitch!" "Jurassic Park?"

(Jackson over bowl of peanuts)

Samuel Jackson: "'Samuel Jackson,' it's my beer!" "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

Timoha

06-12-2005, 01:22 AM

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure :)

tsb2000

06-12-2005, 01:34 AM

It goes a way back, but Wall Street is probably my favorite.

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good
Greed is right
Greed Works."

Here's a lot of them from Wall Street: (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5907/wallquotes.html) :spin

GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI

06-12-2005, 02:15 AM

Dumb and Dumber

"YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID?"

MaNuMaNiAc

06-12-2005, 02:30 AM

Terminator - "I'll be back", "Hasta la vista, baby"
Raging Bull - "You punch like you take it up the ass", "Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch", "You didn't get me down, Ray"
Casa Blanca - "Here's looking at you, kid", "Of all the joints, in all the towns, in all of the world, he has to walk into mine"
Forest Gump - "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."
Taxi Driver - "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"

blaze89

06-12-2005, 03:07 AM

Bubba Ho Tep: (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/quotes) "I'LL LUBE MY OWN CRANKSHAFT!"

"Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby!"

Elvis: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!

Plan 9 From Outer Space: (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/) "Sometimes in the night when it does get a little lonely I reach over and touch it, then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore."

"For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I'll admit, but never the less a town of people, people who died."

Heat: (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113277/quotes) I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!

MaNuMaNiAc

06-12-2005, 03:09 AM

Also how about these?

E.T - "ET phone home"
Sudden Impact - "Go ahead, make my day"
On the waterfront - ""You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender..."
Star Wars Trilogy - "May the force be with you". "Luke, I am your father"
The Shining - "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Johnnie!"
Few Good Men - "You want answers?" - "I want the truth!" - "You can't handle the truth!"
Die Hard - "Yippie kay yay, motherfucker!"
Apollo 13 - "Houston, we have a problem."
Scarface - "Say hello to my little friend!"
The Sixth Sense - "I see dead people!"
The Usual Suspects - "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."

blaze89

06-12-2005, 03:24 AM

For all you Pulp Fiction fans. Here's a censored version of your favorite quotes:

http://pulpfictionedited.ytmnd.com/

"Did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead African-American storage'? You know why you didn't see a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead African-American storage'? Cuz storing dead African-Americans ain't my roty-toot-tootin' business!"

bigzak25

06-12-2005, 03:33 AM

ALVAREZ6

06-12-2005, 06:50 AM

You wan play rough.
Say herro to my ril fwend.
You want some Scarface quotes?

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

"Say goodnight to the bad guy"

"Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!"

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

desflood

06-12-2005, 07:03 AM

bullshit billy, you ain't afraid of no man...

there's something out there....and it ain't no man...

we're all gonna die.

"pushing too many pencils dillon?"
"gonna have me sum fun, gonna have me sum fun"
"get to the choppa!"
"buncha slack jawed faggots in here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannasauraus.""kill me i'm here!!! do it!!! do it NOWWWW!!!"
"this thing is hunting us...all of us...U NO DAT"
"stick around"
"Strap this on your sore-ass, Blaine."

IX_Equilibrium

06-12-2005, 08:19 AM

Office Space

Johnny_Blaze_47

06-12-2005, 09:04 AM

For baseball fans... Major League.

Sportcamper

06-12-2005, 10:04 AM

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.....
http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pics/p/patrick-swayze/patrick-swayze.jpg

Summers

06-12-2005, 10:56 AM

Casa Blanca - "Here's looking at you, kid", "Of all the joints, in all the towns, in all of the world, he has to walk into mine"

And, of course, "Round up the usual suspects". :)

Army of Darkness

"Who wants some? Huh? You...! You look like you want some!"

"First you wanna kill me; now you wanna kiss me. Blow!"

"This is what I call my BOOM STICK!"

Sportcamper

06-12-2005, 11:25 AM

YOU KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE DON’T YOU?
YOU JUST PUT YOUR LIPS TOGETHER AND BLOW...

http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Lauren_Bacall_26.jpg

N.Y. Johnny

06-12-2005, 11:48 AM

Leave The Gun...Take The Canolis.....

Sportcamper

06-12-2005, 12:04 PM

Classic...I found it... :lol
Leave the gun... Take the cannolis... (http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/paulie_dead.jpg)
More Clemenza (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Clemenza+godfather/v=2/SID=w/TID=I001_70/l=IVI/SIG=12ic2eotg/EXP=1118681841/*-http%3A//espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1003/photo/gf5_i.jpg)

Duff McCartney

06-12-2005, 12:29 PM

Fight Club
Star Wars

Coming To America...now THAT is a quotable movie.

"The royal penis is clean your highness."

"YOU MUST BE OUTTA YO GOD DAMN MIND!! JOE LEWIS THE GREATEST BOXER THAT EVER LIVE!"

Summers

06-12-2005, 01:11 PM

Oh, crap, how could I forget... um, well, I can't remember the name, but one of those Army movies with the real gunnery sergeant in it who screams the entire first 3/4 of the movie. I swear I think my husband can quote the entire movie from memory. I wish I could think of a quote... something about "the most unorganized, grab-asstic" something-or-other. That's got some great quotes in it.

Summers

06-12-2005, 01:22 PM

Yes! Full Metal Jacket!!

Sgt. Hartman:
[I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
-----

Sgt. Hartman:
You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh** down your neck.

-----

-----
Sgt. Hartman:
How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy":
Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman:
Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.
-----
Sgt. Hartman:
Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
-----
Sgt. Hartman:
Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle":
Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman:
I'll bet they regret that.
-----
Sgt. Hartman:
You will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
-----

Sgt. Hartman:
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
-----
Sgt. Hartman:
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
-----
Sgt. Hartman:
Are you a Peter-puffer?
-----

-----

-----
Sgt. Hartman:
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
-----
"Cowboy":
Been gettin' any?
"Joker":
Only your sister.
"Cowboy":
Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.

Mr Dio

06-12-2005, 02:32 PM

OK, although few will admit it "New Wave Hookers" is quoted quite often. I am referring to a couple of lines used by all of us behind closed doors.
Anyone remember the line(s),

"Take that shit bitch!" & my personal favorite, "You like getting fucked in the ass don't you you fuckin' little whore?"

AlamoSpursFan

06-12-2005, 02:51 PM

AlamoSpursFan

06-12-2005, 02:59 PM

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

**************************************************

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

nickbroken

06-12-2005, 03:17 PM

Lord of the rings trilogy I swear my friend and I quote Smeagol all the time."Tatters?What's tatters precious?"

Boogie Nights "I'm a great big star"

B.AlMighty

06-12-2005, 03:27 PM

Ace Ventura.

N.Y. Johnny

06-12-2005, 03:43 PM

bullshit billy, you ain't afraid of no man...

there's something out there....and it ain't no man...

we're all gonna die.

"pushing too many pencils dillon?"
"gonna have me sum fun, gonna have me sum fun"
"get to the choppa!"
"buncha slack jawed faggots in here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannasauraus."
"kill me i'm here!!! do it!!! do it NOWWWW!!!"
"this thing is hunting us...all of us...U NO DAT"
"stick around"

Fuckin' PREDATOR kicked Ass!!!!!

"Mac! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!! ... when Arnold yells at him that somehow cracks me up :lmao

also from this movie
"you're one ugly mutherfucker..."

Marklar MM

06-12-2005, 06:20 PM

"F**k you. F**k you. F**k you. Your cool. And f**k you. Im out."

"You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"

"You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO."

Cant_Be_Faded

06-12-2005, 07:03 PM

Stripes
Monster Squad
Original Dawn of teh Dead
Bloodsport
Lost Boys
Half Baked
Scary Movie

Also, who ever said The Burbs.....great choice! That movie never gets old. Unless you watch it 5 times in a row. I appreciate it much more now.

LOL i thought i was the only kid in the world who saw and liked that movie

WOLF MAN HAS NARDS! :lol

Faccia di Angelo

06-12-2005, 07:50 PM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Reservoir Dogs

theinstitute

06-13-2005, 09:31 AM

First ever post but a two year surfer.

This movie was pretty worthless, except for this exchange...

Tour Guide: "Welcome to the dam tour."
Tour Guide: "You can take all the dam pictures you want."

Eddie: "Where can I get some dam bait!"

sa_butta

06-13-2005, 09:50 AM

LOL i thought i was the only kid in the world who saw and liked that movie

WOLF MAN HAS NARDS! :lolI was thinking the exact same thing :lol :lol
I thought that movie was so cool when I was
kid and thought alot of people did not know about
it.

sa_butta

06-13-2005, 09:53 AM

One of my favortie lines of all time

vacatin6.wav (http://www.moviesounds.com/vacation/vacatin6.wav)
Vacation:

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head! We're 10 hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Do-da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrammage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!

and Back to the Future
Doc Brown: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mile per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."

desflood

06-13-2005, 10:16 AM

I always thought From Dusk Til Dawn had a few good lines:

"Did they look like psychos? Huh? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them; I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

SpursWoman

06-13-2005, 12:10 PM

Maybe not as popular, but definitely one of my favorites:

Exercise makes endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't.

spurschick

06-13-2005, 01:48 PM

"Deliverence"... need I say more?

SWC Bonfire

06-13-2005, 03:26 PM

I pulled one out in another thread, so "City Slickers"...

"I like your ass, can I wear it as a hat?"

"Good morning Curly, kill anyone yet?"
"Day ain't over yet."

"I shit bigger'n you."

SpursWoman

06-13-2005, 03:31 PM

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

"You eat shit for breakfast?!?! Gross!!"

Happy Gilmore

"I hate that Bob Barker...."

E20

06-13-2005, 03:41 PM

Friday.

thispego

06-13-2005, 04:29 PM

Dumb and Dumber

"YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID?"
hell yeah

H"Look at the fun bags on that hose hound"

H"Geez, I really thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this."
L"Yeah, that John Denver is really full of shit man"

L"Excuse me, who are you?"
"I'm the rightful owner of that briefcase you've been carrying around"
L"Ahhh,.. Excuse, Mr. Samsonite, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you"

L""What the hell are we doin here Harry? We gotta get out of this town!"
H"Yeah? and go where? where are we gonna go??"
L"I'll tell you where, someplace warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, a place where the women instinctivewly flock like the sound of Copastrano. I'm talkin about a little place called Assss-pen."
H"I dont know Lloyd, the French are assholes...... wait a minute... wait a minute, I know what you're up to mister.... yeah, yeah, you just wanna go to Apen to find that girl who lost her briefcase, and you need ME to drive you there!!! Am I right?
L"Yeah"
H"Am I right?"
L"Yeah, so, Yeah, so??? So I wanna go someplace where we know someone who can plug us into the social pipeline."
H"No, Lloyd, no, no. I say we stay here, search for job and keep saving money for the Worm store. Now I don't know about you bu-but I am sick and tired of running from predators"
L"You know what I'm sick and tired of Hare? I'm sick and tired of having to eek my way through life... I'm sick and tired of bein a nobody..... but most of all.... im sick and tired of havin noone."
H"Alright Lloyd,... Aspen it is"
L"You better not be foolin"

SpursDork

06-14-2005, 02:57 AM

Dumb and Dumber

"YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID?"

Mock - yeah - ing - yeah - bird - YEAH!

That's my favorite quote from the movie :lol
I'll post a few quotes for each of my favorites.

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon: Shocks? Pegs? Lu-CKY!
Napoleon: Tina, come get your FOOD!
Napoleon: Just follow your heart Pedro, that's what I do.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video of all time.
Napoleon: Girls only like guys with nice SKILLS!
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real BAD!

Pedro: Go build her a cake or somesing.
Pedro: I like her bangs.

And of course "Dang" "Heck yes!" "Gosh!" "Idiot!" "Yessssss" and that long ass sigh Napoleon does

Anchorman

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.

Ron Burgundy: I'm going to punch you in the ovary, a straight shot right to the babymaker.

Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt!

Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus!

Elf

Son of a... nutcracker!

Old School

You're my boy, blue!!!

Rushmore

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: Oh, ARE they?

The Royal Tenenbaums

Royal: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry Sherman: I beg your pardon.
Royal: You heard me, Coltrane.
Henry Sherman: "Coltrane"?
Royal: What?
Henry Sherman: Did you just call me Coltrane?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: You didn't?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: Okay...

Royal: You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

(My favorite scene in the whole movie...)

I'm partial to the Ben Stiller-Owen/Ben Wilson-Will Ferrill-Vince Vaughn thing they have going :hat

Spurminator

06-14-2005, 10:07 AM

There’s no earthly way of knowing
which direction we are going...
is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

MannyIsGod

06-14-2005, 10:19 AM

oh, dude, I forgot Happy Gilmore

"The price is wrong, bitch"

Summers

06-14-2005, 11:16 AM

Tour Guide: "Welcome to the dam tour."
Tour Guide: "You can take all the dam pictures you want."

Yes! That's a guilty pleasure! The only one I feel more guilty about liking is the Southpark movie. There's something really funny about Saddam making Satan his bitch: "You like that, don't you?" :lol

sa_butta

06-14-2005, 11:55 AM

http://www.moviesounds.com/

ShoogarBear

06-14-2005, 12:26 PM

The Princess Bride
Blazing Saddles

Somebody already beat me to Full Metal Jacket and GoodFellas.

Rematch+Repeat=Revenge

06-14-2005, 01:38 PM

Godfather

Best thing about GFIII:

Connie: If you send a message, they will fear you. (paraphrased)
Michael: Maybe they should fear you.

Cant_Be_Faded

06-14-2005, 01:39 PM

Ghostbusters 2

"awww i thought it gonbe heman!"

Guru of Nothing

06-14-2005, 01:41 PM

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

Xolotl

06-14-2005, 01:52 PM

LOL i thought i was the only kid in the world who saw and liked that movie

WOLF MAN HAS NARDS! :lol

:lol yeah I thought I too was the only one to catch that movie when it came on like the Disney channel back in the day

Momma_monkey

06-14-2005, 03:08 PM

"Are you Talking to me?" TAXI DRIVER

DrRich

06-14-2005, 03:17 PM

"We're on a mission; a mission from GOD" - The Blues Brothers

T Park

06-14-2005, 03:21 PM

The Princess Bride

my favorite line easily

"INCONCIEVABLE!!!"

"I really dont think you know the meaning of that word"

"Im (cant remember his name), you killed my father, prepare to die"

That was pretty cool.

adrienne

06-14-2005, 05:10 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya....you killed my father, prepare to die!:)

Tres_Till_it_MHz

06-14-2005, 05:29 PM

Army of Darkness

There we go, damn that movie just dont quit!!

http://www.columbia.edu/cu/cusfs/images/posters/ArmyOfDarkness_S99.jpg

blaze89

06-14-2005, 06:35 PM

Monster Squad.....great movie, haven't seen it in years.

Another quote:

"Shop Smart, shop S-Mart!" (Army of Darkness)

"Aww baby that was just pillow talk!"

Momma_monkey

06-15-2005, 10:56 AM

""""I'm and excellent Driver""" Rainman

Gatita

06-15-2005, 01:06 PM

"Gimme a nice, big, wet lickery kiss" ~The Goonies

sa_butta

06-15-2005, 01:26 PM

Monster Squad.....great movie, haven't seen it in years.
Favorite quote of that movie
"Hey fat kid! Good job!" "My name *shotgun cocked* is Horace!"

ZStomp

09-15-2005, 07:36 AM

"Amazing grace
Come sit on my face
Gonna make me cry
I need your pie"

:lol

Halloween 2

Willinsa

09-15-2005, 01:56 PM

Dumb and dumber, when lauren Holly asks Jeff Daniels about his dog breeding and she says "Any unusual breeding?" and Daniels responds "No it's mainly doggie style". :lol :lol

Cant_Be_Faded

09-15-2005, 02:18 PM

spaceballs :tu :tu my favorite movie of all time, i can almost say the entire movie from start to finish, including proper inflections and cadence

Horry For 3!

09-15-2005, 02:26 PM

Scarface
:tu

Cant_Be_Faded

09-15-2005, 02:43 PM

Favorite quote of that movie
"Hey fat kid! Good job!" "My name *shotgun cocked* is Horace!"

Kick him in the nards!
He doesn't have nards!
do it, do it!

*KICK*
Wolf-man has nards!

LOL monster squad was the shit

CosmicCowboy

09-15-2005, 02:47 PM

Tombstone

I'm your huckleberry.

and:

"You're too drunk to shoot me..."

"thats why I have two guns...one for each of you..."

Val Kilmer rocks.

boutons

09-15-2005, 03:20 PM

http://www.atlyrics.com/quotes/f/forestgump.html

TOP-CHERRY

09-15-2005, 04:54 PM

Wedding Crashers

Kdfelicity

09-15-2005, 08:06 PM

Oh I completely forgot Austin Powers.

I find myself quoting the first 2 allll the time!! My all-time favorite scene is when Austin and Vanessa are on that bull dozer and that guy that's freakin half way across the room is like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I love how that dude's voice starts to crack at the end. It's great shit man.

Sense

09-15-2005, 08:09 PM

http://www.atlyrics.com/quotes/f/forestgump.html

Classic.

Kdfelicity

09-15-2005, 08:09 PM

[QUOTE=sa_butta]One of my favortie lines of all time

vacatin6.wav (http://www.moviesounds.com/vacation/vacatin6.wav)
Vacation:

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head! We're 10 hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Do-da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrammage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!

I looooove Vegas Vacation!! You should rent that if you haven't seen it, butta

Taco

11-17-2005, 01:14 PM

FROM THE MOVIE SLING BLADE

Morris: Yeah, I got a new tune in composition entitled "The Thrill." And it goes somethin' like this: "I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!" That was a damn good song, wasn't it Doyle?

:lol

ObiwanGinobili

11-17-2005, 01:19 PM

some people call it hell I call it hades.. uhmmmm hummmm

SWC Bonfire

11-17-2005, 01:19 PM

Last night Smokey and the Bandit was on:

"There is no way, NO-WAY!, that you are the fruit of mayh loiwns...the first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is to punch yo mamma in the mout."

"Mayh hat flew off, Daddy..." "I hope your God damn head was in it!"

ObiwanGinobili

11-17-2005, 01:24 PM

just keep swiming just keep swiming just keep swiming swiming swiming.....

batman2883

11-17-2005, 01:26 PM

Any jay and silent bob movie

"Snootchie Bootchi"
"Bong!!!!"
"Look at this morosque motherfucker right here"
"I to home to cum loud, preforably in a 69"

1369

11-17-2005, 01:30 PM

just keep swiming just keep swiming just keep swiming swiming swiming.....

Sea monkeys stole my money.

tekdragon

11-17-2005, 02:09 PM

The Princess Bride

Raising Arizona

Caddyshack

CharlieMac

11-17-2005, 02:10 PM

Damn, manny did this too. I feel like an ass.

ObiwanGinobili

11-17-2005, 02:21 PM

"i am not the dread pirate roberts" he told me.

RashoFan

11-19-2005, 05:09 AM

Kick him in the nards!
He doesn't have nards!
do it, do it!

*KICK*
Wolf-man has nards!

LOL monster squad was the shit
That was FUNNY!!!

RashoFan

11-19-2005, 05:17 AM

"Gimme a nice, big, wet lickery kiss" ~The Goonies
By Mouth....I love that line!!!!!

SuperTroopers!!!
Litter and,Litter and,Litter and,Litter and,Litter and,Litter and,smoking the reefer...
The Snozzberries taste like snoozzberries....
All right Meow, let's go, license and registration....Am I saying Meow? Do I jump all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?
Car 94,come in car 94, Go ahead Radio....
sooo many.....
Oh and "Choosen one weeeeooohhh weeeeooooohhh weeeeooohh"

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2005, 10:28 AM

"you Boys Like Mex-e-co!!"

Sonia_TX

11-19-2005, 12:45 PM

"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Sombody open up a window," - Friday

kobe_bryant

03-31-2006, 04:03 PM

bump

slayermin

03-31-2006, 04:26 PM

"Isn't that just like a wop, brings a knife to a gunfight."

"It's a deal. It's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century."

"You've presented me with a problem. I've lost my employer. So I've taken care of meself and me son. If you think that's unfair, pay me a little visit. But you better be waving a white flag, high and clear so as I can see it. Or it'll be the last visit you ever make. Understand? That's all I've come to say.

There is one more thing...It's been emotional."

katyon6th

03-31-2006, 06:51 PM

"You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!"

"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!"

Robin Williams is great.

1369

03-31-2006, 07:29 PM

Ferris Bueller
Aliens
Red Dawn
The Breakfast Club
Big Trouble In Little China
About Last Night
Tombstone
Waiting

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927

04-01-2006, 12:00 AM

Ever seen a spleen that large? No, not since breakfast.

I'll have a Bloody Mary, steak sandwich and a ... steak sandwich.

Darrin

04-01-2006, 07:15 AM

I'm more a monolouge person myself:

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?! You?!? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility then you can possible fathom. You weak for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury, you have the luxury of not knowing what I know that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives! And my existence while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about a parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall!

We use words like "honor," "code," and "loyalty." We use the words as the backbone of a life spent defending something! You use them as a punchine. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said 'thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give damn what you think you are entited to."

"Do you order the Code Red?"

"I did the job--"

"Did you order the CODE RED!"

"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"

(A Few Good Men)