Passing up Oreos (no racist)

[cantthinkofanything]

There were two packages of cookies on the counter at work. One was some kind of cheap lemon cookies. The other, Oreos. There is no doubt that the Oreos are better tasting. But I passed up the Oreos and took a couple of the lemon cookies. Because the Oreos are such a clusterfuck to eat and have all that chocolate shit all over your teeth and stuff.

[I. Hustle]

I like those lemon cookie things. Not a big fan of the Oreo.

[I. Hustle]

Nah... he prefers peaches. Peach tea, peach pie and I'm used to suckin out that asshole tbqh

[I. Hustle]

But this is about cookies.

[DarrinS]

Good thing you put the disclaimer in the thread title, or Manny would be all over this beeotch.

[MannyIsGod]

Who's obsessed?

[Gutter92]

Who's obsessed?

Probably you, responding literally a minute after he posts...

[Mr. Fix It]

thats what a glass of water is for swish it around your mouth and voila!

ftfy, genius.

[I. Hustle]

it's a shame that someone hasn't invented peach cookies..maybe you could do that a make a little cash bro? i know you must need it

Are you trying to buy my services? I know where you can buy some peach cookies if you are willing to part with a handful of jeffersons and lincolns.

[Dex]

:lmao TC wants Hustle's peach cookies.

[JoeChalupa]

hey you want to fix something, Joe chalupa? You should stick to fixing that diet and compromising refined sugars for complex carbs and getting liberty medical beetus testing supplies along with diet and exercise instead of settling for being cuckolded and losing your toes and limbs.

:lmao I'm not this troll. You all crack me up. Are you Bigzak?
But thanks for caring about my health. :tu
And no, I am not obsessed. :lol

[greyforest]

eating oreos without milk, are you niggas fuckin crazy?

[Nick Manning]

eating oreos without milk, are you niggas fuckin crazy?

I try and stay away from these sweets altogether...for every cookie I eat that's another hour added to my gymnastics rings workout.

[JoeChalupa]

I have to go with sugar-free cookies.

[z0sa]

i agree, oreos require some type of drink with them

[AmericanPsycho]

Got to have milk with oreos.

[ALVAREZ6]

I try and stay away from these sweets altogether...for every cookie I eat that's another hour added to my gymnastics rings workout.

Actually, more like 10 minutes of wakeboarding, that should do it. If you had a gymnastics ring workout planned, you could afford to eat a hell of a lot more than 1 extra cookie. Besides, wakeboarding is way more convenient.

[mrsmaalox]

Bleh, I don't like Oreos. I can't stand cookies 'n creme ice cream either.

[Gutter92]

I know some people drink Pepsi with Oreos..which is fucking disgusting

I drink Mountain Dew with them (still a soda, but a much different taste at least imo).

[cantthinkofanything]

I know some people drink Pepsi with Oreos..which is fucking disgusting

I drink Mountain Dew with them (still a soda, but a much different taste at least imo).

I don't like drinking anything fizzy when eating chocolate. But I don't like milk either.

Anyway, Oreos are never my first choice. If I had to pick any mass produced dessert, it'd probably be Little Debbie Nutty Bars.