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vato loco
07-06-2011, 06:15 PM
been getting it alot lately, shit makes me paranoid about drinking too much...any suggestions on how to prevent it or how to deal with it?
don't come in acting all macho either every guy's suffered from this atleast once
:depressed
Wild Cobra
07-06-2011, 06:19 PM
There's a reason why they say don't drink and drive.
Hard to drive well when it stays soft...
4>0rings
07-06-2011, 06:37 PM
It's cause you're old.
Nick Manning
07-06-2011, 06:47 PM
been getting it alot lately, shit makes me paranoid about drinking too much...any suggestions on how to prevent it or how to deal with it?
don't come in acting all macho either every guy's suffered from this atleast once
:depressed
In between every couple drinks do a key bump in the bathroom. You'll be set
fraga
07-06-2011, 07:04 PM
What exactly is the problem son...
InRareForm
07-06-2011, 07:25 PM
dont jackoff for two weeks minumum.
So you've been getting dick a lot of dick lately. Do tell.
mouse
07-06-2011, 11:03 PM
Just put some salt around your dick and tell koriwhat it's a margarita. :lmao
HighLowLobForBig-50
07-06-2011, 11:31 PM
you healthy vato?
saw this today http://health.yahoo.net/caring/5-surprising-signs-of-an-unhealthy-heart
vato loco
07-07-2011, 07:46 AM
dont jackoff for two weeks minumum.
fuck that...
you healthy vato?
saw this today http://health.yahoo.net/caring/5-surprising-signs-of-an-unhealthy-heart
good looking out but nah i can get it up just fine when i haven't had alot to drink
it's just after heavy drinking that it becomes an issue :depressed
DarrinS
07-07-2011, 09:23 AM
Drink less
cheguevara
07-07-2011, 09:43 AM
mix some herb with your drinking. My shit wakes up like a big ol jackrabbit bunny after I smoke some KB
ElBorracho
07-07-2011, 10:05 AM
Stick to drinking wine coolers you wuss.
tlongII
07-07-2011, 10:42 AM
http://media.cakecentral.com/gallery/750839/normal_1277846148.jpg
Summers
07-07-2011, 09:30 PM
And now for a lady's perspective. Don't get drunk when you expect to get laid. Men get drunk and then they get horny, but their body can't keep up with their desire, and I don't just mean your penis. Your breath stinks, you drool on us, you can't finish the job. It's gross and unsatisfying.
Also, if this is a problem often enough that you're trying to figure out how to combat it, you probably drink too much.
ididnotnothat
07-07-2011, 10:22 PM
I'm pretty sure it has happened to me but I was too wasted to remember.
Cyrano
07-07-2011, 11:25 PM
Try practicing by rowing a boat with a piece of rope.
Booharv
07-08-2011, 06:44 PM
http://media.cakecentral.com/gallery/750839/normal_1277846148.jpg
Wtf is wit dat box??
Probably ordered outside the country and someone just put a box together with some blue sugar pills in it.
Viva Las Espuelas
07-09-2011, 03:09 AM
I just tighten up my taint all day long.
Viva Las Espuelas
07-09-2011, 03:10 AM
http://media.cakecentral.com/gallery/750839/normal_1277846148.jpg
That actually looks like a badly decorated cake.
That actually looks like a badly decorated cake.
winna!
Viva Las Espuelas
07-09-2011, 03:43 AM
winna!
yeah. i know. color not uniform. looks like a 3 year old decorated it and there's two separate fonts used for the a's in viagara :bang
Viva Las Espuelas
07-09-2011, 03:44 AM
And now for a lady's perspective. Don't get drunk when you expect to get laid. Men get drunk and then they get horny, but their body can't keep up with their desire, and I don't just mean your penis. Your breath stinks, you drool on us, you can't finish the job. It's gross and unsatisfying.
hmmmmm
Insomniac
07-09-2011, 04:03 AM
A good BJ always gets me up for the occasion.
mojorizen7
07-09-2011, 07:25 AM
Drink less
This is what i do....but sometimes there's this sensation in my brain that gets signals from my eyes that tell it "this girls kinda fat....better drink one more drink" so i do what my brain tells me.
I say the solution is simply to fuck hotter women.
mouse
07-09-2011, 04:49 PM
So is the opposite to whiskey dick beer pong pussy?
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