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Pistons < Spurs
07-09-2011, 07:02 PM
darrenrovell by SLAMonline
BREAKING NEWS: Sources have confirmed that @SHAQ has agreed in principle to join Turner

Shaq and Barkely finally together on TNT.
baseline bum
07-09-2011, 07:06 PM
This is going to be Tim Hardaway Part 2.
pass1st
07-09-2011, 07:36 PM
Saw it coming, saw it coming.
ChuckD
07-09-2011, 08:25 PM
What people didn't realize is that the one quip he had after every game?... it took him the 2-3 days between games to think it up. Back to backs were hell.
Pistons < Spurs
07-09-2011, 08:30 PM
So I assume we're done seeing Chris Webber alongside Chuck, Kenny and Ernie.
DJ Mbenga
07-09-2011, 10:42 PM
chris webber is like the cop who worked on busting a drug criminal to being sent to the basement to put stamps on paperwork
JamStone
07-10-2011, 12:24 AM
Shaq's personality might be too big for that show. But it will be interesting to see if they can find a way to make it work.
baseline bum
07-10-2011, 12:30 AM
chris webber is like the cop who worked on busting a drug criminal to being sent to the basement to put stamps on paperwork

Where's the rest of the video in your sig?
SenorSpur
07-10-2011, 01:17 AM
Good God. I just wanted him to go away. Somehow I knew he wouldn't. I can see his dumb, insecure ass trying to constantly "one-up" Charles and steal the spotlight. There is only room for one bombastic personality on any studio show. This has combustability written all over it.
DMC
07-10-2011, 01:29 AM
Great, now we are going to have to resurrect Johnny Weissmuller to translate.

Seriously though, Shaq is funny, but his voice isn't clear enough to have the mic. He has a low monotone voice.

But, anything is better than Gary Payton... yall knowledge people.
Fpoonsie
07-10-2011, 10:22 AM
Where's the rest of the video in your sig?

http://www.vidivodo.com/25115/ewa-sonnet

'welcome.
Spursfan092120
07-10-2011, 10:29 AM
http://www.vidivodo.com/25115/ewa-sonnet

'welcome.

:wow
Narutoluva
07-10-2011, 05:14 PM
How long before Snaq stabs Kenny or Barkley in the back, then declares himself a FA and heads over to NBATtv with his buddy Dennis Scott.

Sup scro? You up for watching some naruto? That was a rhetorical question, tbh.
Dunc n Dave
07-10-2011, 05:15 PM
How long before Snaq stabs Kenny or Barkley in the back, then declares himself a FA and heads over to NBATtv with his buddy Dennis Scott.

Only problem with that scenario is that Turner bought NBATV last year, so the FA thing wouldn't land him at NBATV. ESPN/ABC maybe?
BRHornet45
07-10-2011, 06:11 PM
sons I have never found Shaq to be funny. well I take that back ... in recent years his game has been pretty damn hilarious.
midnightpulp
07-10-2011, 10:11 PM
How long before Snaq stabs Kenny or Barkley in the back, then declares himself a FA and heads over to NBATtv with his buddy Dennis Scott.

How long before you make good on a couple of bets you lost?
Cuckolded Sissy
07-10-2011, 10:23 PM
could be ok if its once a month like Magic used to do but I don't know about weekly
Kai
07-11-2011, 12:19 AM
It's cool to hate Shaq, whatev. I'm looking forward to it and this is the same shit people were saying about Barkley when he first started.
baseline bum
07-11-2011, 02:54 AM
It's cool to hate Shaq, whatev. I'm looking forward to it and this is the same shit people were saying about Barkley when he first started.

When has Shaq said anything remotely as funny as anything in the thread below:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148783