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Koolaid_Man
07-11-2011, 05:05 PM
what's next watermelon Koolaid? :lol add insult to injury....:lol gets his ass kicked by a Nazi then joins Colonel Sanders...the buffoonery coming out of Miami is incorrigible...give the job to a Spur or Mav fan troll...lord knows they need it more...

Dwyane Wade gets lockout offer: Work at KFC



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http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/06/06/nba_finals_AP110605069803_244x183.jpg Will Dwyane Wade be making buckets for KFC during the lockout?


(AP



MIAMI - KFC seems to be checking Dwyane Wade's posts on Twitter.
The fried chicken chain says it will make donation to its own scholarship fund in the Miami Heat guard's name — if he serves as an honorary captain at a drive-thru window. A company spokeswoman says the donation offer is $250,000.


KFC says it made the offer in response to one of Wade's tweets when the NBA lockout began, in which he playfully asked if anyone was hiring. Wade worked at KFC before his NBA days.


KFC U.S. general manager John Cywinski says that the company has always been proud to call Wade a former employee and looks to hire people with his skills like "teamwork and the ability to make buckets in a hurry."

Cywinski's appeal to Wade, which is posted on KFC's website (http://www.kfc.com/about/newsroom/071111.asp), includes a special signing bonus: getting a much-coveted trade secret:


"Our original coach, the legendary Colonel Sanders, knew a thing or two about buckets. And who knows, if you make a KFC-team comeback, we might just share some of his secrets with you."


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/07/11/sportsline/main20078510.shtml?tag=cbsnewsLeadStoriesAreaMain; cbsnewsLeadStoriesHeadlines

mavsfan1000
07-11-2011, 05:07 PM
Without the refs, that is where Wade would be working for a living.

dirk4mvp
07-11-2011, 05:52 PM
Baron Davis' will still be better.

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spurs_fan_in_exile
07-11-2011, 06:00 PM
I wonder if the workman's comp guys will be as generous as the refs and reward him every time he falls down for no reason.

Koolaid_Man
07-11-2011, 06:08 PM
I wonder if the workman's comp guys will be as generous as the refs and reward him every time he falls down for no reason.



He'd probably get chicken grease burns first..

Wade looks like a Chicken kinda guy....:lol

redzero
07-11-2011, 06:09 PM
Where's the part that says that Wade accepted the offer? Oh wait, this is a retarded Koolaid_Man thread. Never mind.

Leetonidas
07-11-2011, 06:13 PM
D-Wade To Accept Job At Kentucky Freid (lol misspelled) Chicken



Dwyane Wade gets lockout offer: Work at KFC

Got damn you're retarded son

DMX7
07-11-2011, 06:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HuR88.gif

Look at him reach for dat chicken!

midnightpulp
07-11-2011, 07:04 PM
FrIed

Learn how to spell, you chimped brain illiterate motherfucker.

Ace
07-11-2011, 07:53 PM
So many failed attempts in this thread.

DMC
07-11-2011, 07:58 PM
250K for charity for a photo op at a franchise, vs you working that window for 3 weeks to make 500 to pay of your welch.

Not hard to see who the bigger douche is.

LkrFan
07-11-2011, 08:20 PM
Without the refs, that is where Wade would be working for a living.

QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't shit. :toast

DMC
07-11-2011, 09:03 PM
QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't shit. :toast
Are you two really that fucking stupid?

Nevermind.

Ace
07-11-2011, 09:04 PM
QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't shit. :toast

Congrats you found another idiot like yourself. No longer alone :toast

Leetonidas
07-11-2011, 09:40 PM
QFT. I've been saying that for years: without FTAs, Wade ain't shit. :toast

Doesn't Kobe Bryant play for the Los Angeles Lakers?

mavsfan1000
07-11-2011, 09:42 PM
Doesn't Kobe Bryant play for the Los Angeles Lakers?
Doesn't Kobe make a lot of threes and doesn't depend on free throws. Kobe is more like Dirk and not like D-Whistle.

Leetonidas
07-11-2011, 09:53 PM
Just because he can't get to the rim like he used to doesn't mean the refs didn't suck his cock harder than anyone else over the last decade

Koolaid_Man
07-11-2011, 09:54 PM
Congrats you found another idiot like yourself. No longer alone :toast


Now why you gotta go and be messing with my brother Ace....:lol...you know I've been waiting for Wade to take that KFC job...:lol



I'm gonna make it Rain Chicken on you black biotches...Hmmm.Ummmm Suck My Chicken Wade...:lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/kfc_BWL-2.jpg

Koolaid_Man
07-11-2011, 10:33 PM
Now why you gotta go and be messing with my brother Ace....:lol...you know I've been waiting for Wade to take that KFC job...:lol



I'm gonna make it Rain Chicken on you black biotches...Hmmm Ummm..Suck My Chicken Wade :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/kfc_BWL-2.jpg