Mike is a troll

[Sigz]

http://images.dailydawdle.com/how-are-you-this-dumb1.jpg

[midnightpulp]

Lol.

[Bill_Brasky]

http://dontevenreply.com/

[NBA Champs]

http://images.dailydawdle.com/how-are-you-this-dumb1.jpg

I swear this is the ABSOLUTE funniest thing I have read from the internet in 2011. I died laughing, but my will to post this comment brought me back. Aaaaaaaah this is gonna help me sleep really really good.

[NBA Champs]

http://dontevenreply.com/

Bookmarked, thanks.

[Nick Manning]

The "Rocked" one is fucking great :lmao

[midnightpulp]

The "Rocked" one is fucking great :lmao

+1. Funniest in my opinion. The sublet add was the goods as well.

[redzero]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

http://dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG

I've got to get me one of those.

[midnightpulp]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

http://dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG

I've got to get me one of those.

:lmao

[Nick Manning]

+1. Funniest in my opinion. The sublet add was the goods as well.

Just read that one:rollin


From Ari ****** to Me:

Mike did you send me the wrong plan or is there really a pool in your apartment.

From Me to Ari ******:

Oh, yes. I should have mentioned the pool. I had an exercise pool installed in the apartment because I was training for a swimming marathon. It is a really nice pool. It is 39 inches deep with powerful jets and a vinyl liner. The pool is great if you like to swim.

Mike

From Ari ****** to Me:

Thats a pretty important thing to forget to mention, doncha think?! It takes up the whole f-ing apartment! How is there no bathroom?? Where am I supposed to shower and sleep?

From Me to Ari ******:

I know, it is a really nice pool. I usually use the kitchen as the bathroom. You can either pee in the sink, or out the window. The window overlooks an alley behind 5th St, and most of the time nobody walks below you. Even if you do piss on someone, you are on the 7th floor so they will probably have no idea where it came from. By the time it hits them, you will most likely be zipped up and have the window shut. The sink has a garbage disposal in case you need to take a dump.

Showering? You don't need to shower - you have a pool! Just go for a swim any time you are trying to wash off.

Sleep? I've got that covered too. I have an extremely comfortable pool raft I sleep on. It is like sleeping on a waterbed! It has a couple of cup holders you can put your phone/keys/beer/whatever in. I'll include this with the apartment for an extra $10.

I am free tomorrow if you want to check the place out and fill out the sublet papers.

Mike

[Bill_Brasky]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

http://dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG

I've got to get me one of those.


At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Sigz]

LOL so funny.

[ohmwrecker]

This guy does kind of the same thing . . . a little more clever.

http://www.27bslash6.com/


Read the one where he is making flyers for his neighbor's missing cat.

[LnGrrrR]

Read the one where he is making flyers for his neighbor's missing cat.

Love that one.

[Dex]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=87

lulz

[ALVAREZ6]

Mike is a troll

and he works/maybe lives in Manayunk, what a boss.


Manayunk FTW!

[Chachachango]

Lol nice. The rock one made me pee a lil.

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=107

best one yet :rollin

[BlackSwordsMan]

sweet a new one

[BlackSwordsMan]

the back of my head hurts from laughing

[ElNono]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

http://dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG

I've got to get me one of those.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DD]

:lol


Stubborn Shovel Seller
Posted at: 2012-08-29 06:27:13
Original ad:
Pole hedge trimmer for sale - Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email me at russ*******@gmail.com.
http://dontevenreply.com/images/original_hedge_ad.gif


From Me to Russ *******:

Hey Russ,

That's a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?

Mike

From Russ ******* to Me:

Sorry guy. Only selling the hedge trimmer.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'll give you $10 for the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Cant you read? The shovel isnt for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. I'll give you $15 for it, and that is my final offer.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Here is my final offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!

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Later, from another email account...

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From Me to Russ *******:

Hey I'm emailing you about the shovel. Your asking price of $10 sounds fair to me. And with the free extention cord, that is a steal. I'll take it!

From Russ ******* to Me:

What are you on about? The shovel isn't for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

Excuse me? That's not what your ad says.

From Russ ******* to Me:

My ad says nothing about the shovel. I'm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel. Look again. Nowhere is a shovel mentioned.

From Me to Russ *******:

Quit dicking me around. This ad says you are selling the shovel!
http://dontevenreply.com/images/shovelad.gif


I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Oh my god...I swear I didnt put that up. Somebody is messing with me!

From Russ ******* to Me:

Can you send me the link to that ad so I can have them take it down?

From Me to Russ *******:

Sorry, I can't find the link anymore. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsing history because I was looking at porn earlier. It was somewhere in the stuff for sale section, if I'm not mistaken...so does this mean I can't buy your shovel?

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From another email account...

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From Me to Russ *******:

Dear Anti-Semite douchebag,

I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like a great deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How the hell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is for you to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. You make me sick.

Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,

Mordecai Goldstein

From Russ ******* to Me:

I don't have a problem with jews at all! Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant find where it is! Can you send me the link to the ad please??

From Me to Russ *******:

Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? This "Jew" isn't buying it!

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He finally decided to email my original account:

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From Russ ******* to Me:

Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the fuck down RIGHT NOW. I'm not selling the fucking shovel GET OVER IT and quit being immature you son of a bitch.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'm sorry, I thought I was doing you a favor. I wanted you to see how many great offers you could get if you decided to sell the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

I'M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT GO! Tell me this asshole if you were doing a favor then why did you put that shit about the jews in there???

From Me to Russ *******:

I detected some strong anti-Semitic undertones in our initial conversation...I just assumed you were an anti-Semite. My apologies.

From Russ ******* to Me:

TAKE THE AD DOWN

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I emailed him one last time, from another account.

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From Me to Russ *******:

Good afternoon!

I saw your ad for the shovel for sale. I'm more interested in the axe you have in that picture. Are you selling the axe? I'll give you $20 cash for it.

- Dave

[TDMVPDPOY]

lmao this clown