I've got a boner, now what?

[Mavillionaire]

I'm new to this. WTF do I do with it?

[redzero]

Put some IcyHot on it and go to sleep. You'll be fine in the morning.

[mavsfan1000]

Just keep rubbing until it explodes like a volcano.

[Mavillionaire]

I was told to beat it. I've been knocking the fuck outta it for the past 45 minutes, but it just hurts like hell. WTF!

[mouse]

send pics to koriwhat

[silverblk mystix]

Remove it from your ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Call Joe's daughter.

[4>0rings]

You need to beat it with reed sticks, not your hand.

[Soul_Patch]

really? Is this 7th grade again?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Is your crotch sore from getting it? I hear those things come with growing pains.

[Chachachango]

Call 911 immediately bro.

[manufan10]

I'm surprised you can tell.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm new to this. WTF do I do with it?

this chick will take care of it...

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/catherine-kieu-becker-penis-husband-garden-grove-200.jpg

[Bash]

I was told to beat it. I've been knocking the fuck outta it for the past 45 minutes, but it just hurts like hell. WTF!

Give this broad a call, she'll help you with it.
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/severed%20penis--946468458_v2.grid-4x2.jpg

[Bash]

this chick will take care of it...

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/catherine-kieu-becker-penis-husband-garden-grove-200.jpg

sonofabitch

[cantthinkofanything]

Give this broad a call, she'll help you with it.



hahahaha you bitch

[Bash]

hahahaha you bitch

I will murder you.

[manufan10]

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/07/12/0712-rather-v2-credit.jpg

Either one will do.

[cantthinkofanything]

I will murder you.

LMAO. Just don't cut off my pecker.

[DMC]

See if you can hang a wet beach towel from it without losing attitude. If not, lol.

[Mavillionaire]

See if you can hang a wet beach towel from it without losing attitude. If not, lol.I tried but it felt so good I lost my attitude.

[Spurtacus]

Stick your banana in your cars tailpipe.