So I had unprotected sex last night..

[skut_farkus]

After the club I headed back to this random chicks house I met earlier last night. I forgot the condoms in the car and in the heat of the moment we just went at it, now ive had plenty of other encounters such as this before with no issue but what makes this unique is the fact that she was on the rag and had a mermaid like smell down below. After I finished I went to her bathroom and dumped half a gallon of her listerine on my unit and balls will that kill any diseses or germs down there not named gingivitis or plaque?

[Axe Murderer]

no

[thispego]

no you are fucked. If she had AIDS you def got it by bathing your willy in her bloody discharge :lol fuckin dumbass

[Proxy]

/fail thread

[djohn2oo8]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZG3hQEiY8zc/TZG0mwD-l6I/AAAAAAAACm4/4bnHAvQIW9A/s1600/Third-party-facepalm.jpg

[Cyrano]

Found her picture.

http://www.clubpeb.org/2002-06-24_Gordyvskick/02_ItsTheRightHand.jpg

[skut_farkus]

:rolleyes oh I should add that we did it again in the morning and I finished off the listerine

[Cyrano]

Oops, looked a llittle closer, you may have a problem......

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FNnIZcqC8KE/TCCfgAXJTyI/AAAAAAAAAIw/StPMHrsfn5k/s1600/IMG_1719.jpg

[jman3000]

Dumb ass.

[IronMaxipad]

http://i54.tinypic.com/33u4oxw.jpg

[Ace]

The only hope you have now is to cut it off and immediately put it in a meat grinder... imo

[lefty]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1hdq4awp1qzado8o1_500.gif

[thispego]

:lmao

[resistanze]

Beastman AIDS.

[Wild Cobra]

You're really fucked when the Child Support Gestapo come after you!

[DMC]

This shtick never gets old, it's just never been funny.

[Winehole23]

The schtick is ageless. Thanks be to a wise, benevolent and merciful G_d, we are not.

[frodo]

at least theres no danger of unexpected pregnancy after all, which is the good part of a bad event imho

[Muse]

Just dip your junk in a bottle of bleach for 5 minutes and you're good as new!

[Halberto]

I'd criticize but I always end up taking the rubber off out of frustration...