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Rappin' Shaq
07-18-2011, 09:03 PM
I guess it's time for Rappin' Shaq to go back on the attack again
Yall faggots gettin ya ass tapped like Game 4 did to Phil Jackson
Tha wack acts make a sad sack of this godforsaken forum, then
Shaq raps for yalls black ass and resurrects this place again
Don't fuckin push me cuz I ain't in the mood to play around
Last night Koolaid was in my bed with his ass up and his face down
That faggot snuck in when I wasn't even at home,
Thought I'd give him Kobe's number if he gave me dome
I kicked the shit out that nigga cuz I ain't fuckin gay
He ran like a bitch and disappeared faster than Magic's AIDS
I thought this shit was over until I looked inside my closet
And I see fuckin' lakaluva jackin off to a Naruto comic
I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand
I grabbed his collar, threw him out the house and turned the latch
Looked over at my couch and saw Cubby eating Katie-girl's snatch
I got a lotta vices but Granny Porn is number one for me
I snorted like a bison and got to jackin off vigorously
Katie Girl saw me, stopped Cubby and looked at his face,
told him "Stop this, go over there and TELL SHAQ HOW HIS ASS TASTE!"
BlackSwordsMan
07-18-2011, 09:05 PM
whoever runs this account needs to look into rapping legit
BlackSwordsMan
07-18-2011, 09:06 PM
or be one of dre's many ghost writers
ElNono
07-18-2011, 09:11 PM
:lol
LnGrrrR
07-18-2011, 10:03 PM
I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand
That was pretty good.
What's amusing in a pedantic sort of way is that there are unpaid rappers who can freestyle better than these ass clowns can pen.
Lincoln
07-19-2011, 12:56 AM
Tbh not some of your greatest work but still at least 7/10
frodo
07-19-2011, 01:46 AM
thats like mono's first post in july imho wtf u picklebreaths been busy doing the past few weeks mono?
Chingo Bling
07-19-2011, 08:58 AM
Yo Sheck it. Chingo Bling yust entered this bish. Chaq wants to talk about his piece of chit rooster not being retired? Less see how that Kentucky fried Puto does in the ring with Cleto.
http://www.brownplanet.com/images/artists/pictures/chingo-bling-and-his-rooster-cleto-picture.jpg
yo sheck it. Chingo bling yust entered this bish. Chaq wants to talk about his piece of chit rooster not being retired? Less see how that kentucky fried puto does in the ring with cleto.
http://www.brownplanet.com/images/artists/pictures/chingo-bling-and-his-rooster-cleto-picture.jpg
1/10
rayjayjohnson
07-19-2011, 04:33 PM
he's a lot better than mono was.
Phillip
07-19-2011, 04:46 PM
so which mod changed the thread title?
i vote it was DPG. the shrimp has turned into a total asskissing fudgepacker ever since he got promoted to being a mod
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-19-2011, 07:47 PM
he's a lot better than mono was.
:lol unintentional self ownage
Rappin' Shaq has a new owner as of last year, no?
IronMexican
07-19-2011, 08:00 PM
he's a lot better than mono was.
the ironing
Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do
Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold
Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it
Wow this rapping is pretty hard.
Slim Charles
07-19-2011, 08:16 PM
:lol mono's jumped the shark..even shit posters can see that now..:lol
rayjayjohnson
07-19-2011, 08:23 PM
Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do
Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold
Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it
Wow this rapping is pretty hard.
i'm not surprised you leave assholes greasy.
djohn2oo8
07-19-2011, 08:27 PM
Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do
Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold
Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it
Wow this rapping is pretty hard.
:nope
djohn2oo8
07-19-2011, 08:29 PM
He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
I invented the rap game, so mono get off my dick
I go on vacation just to give you bitches a chance to play
I come back, and it looks like all you niggas done turned gay
I'm the Don up in this bitch, yall trick niggas cant see me
That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go fuck with this ho
But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show
:lmao:lmao:lmao
All this time and you still can't rap like Naruto?
i'm not surprised you leave assholes greasy.
When you are playing a word game, you have a limited amount of play. Your asshole still greasy though?
LnGrrrR
07-19-2011, 09:02 PM
He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
I invented the rap game, so mono get off my dick
I go on vacation just to give you bitches a chance to play
I come back, and it looks like all you niggas done turned gay
I'm the Don up in this bitch, yall trick niggas cant see me
That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go fuck with this ho
But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show
:lmao:lmao:lmao
I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
Thinking he could become at least half-nigga
After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm
Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting
ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!
djohn2oo8
07-19-2011, 09:03 PM
I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
Thinking he could become at least half-nigga
After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm
Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting
ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!
:lol
LnGrrrR
07-19-2011, 09:57 PM
:lol lil nigga
:toast :lol
Glad to have you back Luva.
Chingo Bling
07-20-2011, 09:10 AM
TC’s Flow
14, 15 oh chit there’s a ton of wetbacks
I need to go and shange because I wet my sweatpants
I want to report ‘em but nobody listens
I’m runnin’ out of opchuns and I’m scared chitless
Last thing I want is to be on Chingo’s hit list
OK Calm down Tyson, your ears are ringin’ and mind is humming
OH CHIT THEY SAW ME! THEY’RE COMING AND RUNNING
I have to defend myself. Calm down. Think of accounting
Calm down! You’re runnin’ out of time, hurry find something!
OK I got some things but will they kill though
A piece pipe, my calculator and a big ass dildo
Time to light it, shove it in my ass and count the zits on my face
Then get down on all fours so I can tell ‘em how they ass tasteseseses
______________________
Lincoln
07-20-2011, 11:08 AM
Stop^
Naruluva
07-20-2011, 05:55 PM
He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
I invented the rap game, so mono get off my dick
I go on vacation just to give you bitches a chance to play
I come back, and it looks like all you niggas done turned gay
I'm the Don up in this bitch, yall trick niggas cant see me
That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go fuck with this ho
But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show
:lmao:lmao:lmao
sup scro
Narutoluva
07-20-2011, 05:58 PM
^ fag
Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do
Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold
Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it
Wow this rapping is pretty hard.
That was pretty good. Do you rap professionally?
Stalin
07-20-2011, 06:22 PM
^ senile ass dmc shitting on this thread, there is a first time for everything
^ senile ass dmc shitting on this thread, there is a first time for everything
Eat my shit... problem solved.
skut_farkus
07-20-2011, 10:54 PM
Eat my shit... problem solved.
suck my colon you obese beaner
Lincoln
07-21-2011, 01:10 AM
:lmao
ElNono
07-21-2011, 01:18 AM
:lol thread delivers
rayjayjohnson
07-21-2011, 05:38 AM
I'm about to break y'all niggas, like I broke Findog's heart
I never loved that man, I played his ass from the start
It's been like a year, and lol he still has my bike
I'm dropping these bars, off the top, and I don't need a mic
I gotta watch my mouth around here, because Spurs=class
I first signed up, Kool pmd me, said he would tongue my ass,
but only if Luva could watch and jerk off at the same time,
while Cullys on the side, with 2 fingers lubed, in a young boy's behind
Leaving these niggas confused, self-ownage, lol rayray
lol always thinking about Mono, gay gay
pussy, like M>S, Redskin trash, his posts are as effective as a limp cock
undoubtedly one of the worst and most overrated posters on SpursTalk
DMC isn't worth more than 2 bars, why bother?
I spit hard, no swallow, like his lol slut daughter
lol Dirk not one of the best scorers of all-time
lol Lefty lol LkrFan lol cheguevera, just wanted to complete my rhyme
Luva trying to join the Krew, lol he begs
Looks like this place has been dead, lol Cobbler's legs
I'm ohmwrecker, because these niggas don't know me
lol stretch loves the reach around by dirk4mvp
lol calf_tats, lol high school dropout, lol ugly nurse
these bars are Josh Hamilton, leaving these mans in a hearse
posting in pink, no Black/White, so no Redzero
one more verse, going to Finish Them, Subzero
First time lacing rhymes, never again
Spitting over 20 bars, no 16, sorry IronMexican
lol Findog, don't ever call me, please, man up
Rest in Peace to my nigga 41 Shoot Em Up
who the fuck is findog anyway?
mystargtr34
07-21-2011, 06:45 AM
I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
Thinking he could become at least half-nigga
After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm
Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting
ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!
:rollin
mystargtr34
07-21-2011, 06:48 AM
I'm about to break y'all niggas, like I broke Findog's heart
I never loved that man, I played his ass from the start
It's been like a year, and lol he still has my bike
I'm dropping these bars, off the top, and I don't need a mic
I gotta watch my mouth around here, because Spurs=class
I first signed up, Kool pmd me, said he would tongue my ass,
but only if Luva could watch and jerk off at the same time,
while Cullys on the side, with 2 fingers lubed, in a young boy's behind
Leaving these niggas confused, self-ownage, lol rayray
lol always thinking about Mono, gay gay
pussy, like M>S, Redskin trash, his posts are as effective as a limp cock
undoubtedly one of the worst and most overrated posters on SpursTalk
DMC isn't worth more than 2 bars, why bother?
I spit hard, no swallow, like his lol slut daughter
lol Dirk not one of the best scorers of all-time
lol Lefty lol LkrFan lol cheguevera, just wanted to complete my rhyme
Luva trying to join the Krew, lol he begs
Looks like this place has been dead, lol Cobbler's legs
I'm ohmwrecker, because these niggas don't know me
lol stretch loves the reach around by dirk4mvp
lol calf_tats, lol high school dropout, lol ugly nurse
these bars are Josh Hamilton, leaving these mans in a hearse
posting in pink, no Black/White, so no Redzero
one more verse, going to Finish Them, Subzero
First time lacing rhymes, never again
Spitting over 20 bars, no 16, sorry IronMexican
lol Findog, don't ever call me, please, man up
Rest in Peace to my nigga 41 Shoot Em Up
:rollin didnt realise the thread had a second page
^
Challenging Riddler for shittiest troll
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