plz don't delete modz

[Rappin' Shaq]

I guess it's time for Rappin' Shaq to go back on the attack again
Yall faggots gettin ya ass tapped like Game 4 did to Phil Jackson
Tha wack acts make a sad sack of this godforsaken forum, then
Shaq raps for yalls black ass and resurrects this place again

Don't fuckin push me cuz I ain't in the mood to play around
Last night Koolaid was in my bed with his ass up and his face down
That faggot snuck in when I wasn't even at home,
Thought I'd give him Kobe's number if he gave me dome

I kicked the shit out that nigga cuz I ain't fuckin gay
He ran like a bitch and disappeared faster than Magic's AIDS
I thought this shit was over until I looked inside my closet
And I see fuckin' lakaluva jackin off to a Naruto comic

I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand
I grabbed his collar, threw him out the house and turned the latch
Looked over at my couch and saw Cubby eating Katie-girl's snatch

I got a lotta vices but Granny Porn is number one for me
I snorted like a bison and got to jackin off vigorously
Katie Girl saw me, stopped Cubby and looked at his face,
told him "Stop this, go over there and TELL SHAQ HOW HIS ASS TASTE!"

[BlackSwordsMan]

whoever runs this account needs to look into rapping legit

[BlackSwordsMan]

or be one of dre's many ghost writers

[ElNono]

:lol

[LnGrrrR]

I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand



That was pretty good.

[DMC]

What's amusing in a pedantic sort of way is that there are unpaid rappers who can freestyle better than these ass clowns can pen.

[Lincoln]

Tbh not some of your greatest work but still at least 7/10

[frodo]

thats like mono's first post in july imho wtf u picklebreaths been busy doing the past few weeks mono?

[Chingo Bling]

Yo Sheck it. Chingo Bling yust entered this bish. Chaq wants to talk about his piece of chit rooster not being retired? Less see how that Kentucky fried Puto does in the ring with Cleto.

http://www.brownplanet.com/images/artists/pictures/chingo-bling-and-his-rooster-cleto-picture.jpg

[DMC]

yo sheck it. Chingo bling yust entered this bish. Chaq wants to talk about his piece of chit rooster not being retired? Less see how that kentucky fried puto does in the ring with cleto.

http://www.brownplanet.com/images/artists/pictures/chingo-bling-and-his-rooster-cleto-picture.jpg

1/10

[rayjayjohnson]

he's a lot better than mono was.

[Phillip]

so which mod changed the thread title?

i vote it was DPG. the shrimp has turned into a total asskissing fudgepacker ever since he got promoted to being a mod

[DMC]

op had his cock removed

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

he's a lot better than mono was.
:lol unintentional self ownage

[Kai]

Rappin' Shaq has a new owner as of last year, no?

[IronMexican]

he's a lot better than mono was.

the ironing

[DMC]

Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


Wow this rapping is pretty hard.

[Slim Charles]

:lol mono's jumped the shark..even shit posters can see that now..:lol

[rayjayjohnson]

Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


Wow this rapping is pretty hard.

i'm not surprised you leave assholes greasy.

[djohn2oo8]

Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


Wow this rapping is pretty hard.

:nope

[djohn2oo8]

He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
I invented the rap game, so mono get off my dick
I go on vacation just to give you bitches a chance to play
I come back, and it looks like all you niggas done turned gay

I'm the Don up in this bitch, yall trick niggas cant see me
That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go fuck with this ho
But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show


:lmao:lmao:lmao

All this time and you still can't rap like Naruto?

[DMC]

i'm not surprised you leave assholes greasy.

When you are playing a word game, you have a limited amount of play. Your asshole still greasy though?

[LnGrrrR]

He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
I invented the rap game, so mono get off my dick
I go on vacation just to give you bitches a chance to play
I come back, and it looks like all you niggas done turned gay

I'm the Don up in this bitch, yall trick niggas cant see me
That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go fuck with this ho
But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show


:lmao:lmao:lmao

I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
Thinking he could become at least half-nigga
After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm

Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting

ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!

[DMC]

lol

[djohn2oo8]

I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
Thinking he could become at least half-nigga
After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm

Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting

ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!
:lol

[LnGrrrR]

:lol lil nigga

:toast :lol

Glad to have you back Luva.

[Chingo Bling]

TC’s Flow

14, 15 oh chit there’s a ton of wetbacks
I need to go and shange because I wet my sweatpants
I want to report ‘em but nobody listens
I’m runnin’ out of opchuns and I’m scared chitless
Last thing I want is to be on Chingo’s hit list

OK Calm down Tyson, your ears are ringin’ and mind is humming
OH CHIT THEY SAW ME! THEY’RE COMING AND RUNNING
I have to defend myself. Calm down. Think of accounting
Calm down! You’re runnin’ out of time, hurry find something!

OK I got some things but will they kill though
A piece pipe, my calculator and a big ass dildo
Time to light it, shove it in my ass and count the zits on my face
Then get down on all fours so I can tell ‘em how they ass tasteseseses

______________________

[Lincoln]

Stop^

[Naruluva]

He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
I invented the rap game, so mono get off my dick
I go on vacation just to give you bitches a chance to play
I come back, and it looks like all you niggas done turned gay

I'm the Don up in this bitch, yall trick niggas cant see me
That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go fuck with this ho
But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show


:lmao:lmao:lmao

sup scro

[Narutoluva]

^ fag

[DMC]

Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

Cause I make motherfuckers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as shit, and I still got yo ass to hit, bitch I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


Wow this rapping is pretty hard.

That was pretty good. Do you rap professionally?

[Stalin]

^ senile ass dmc shitting on this thread, there is a first time for everything

[DMC]

^ senile ass dmc shitting on this thread, there is a first time for everything

Eat my shit... problem solved.

[skut_farkus]

Eat my shit... problem solved.

suck my colon you obese beaner

[Lincoln]

:lmao

[ElNono]

:lol thread delivers

[rayjayjohnson]

I'm about to break y'all niggas, like I broke Findog's heart
I never loved that man, I played his ass from the start
It's been like a year, and lol he still has my bike
I'm dropping these bars, off the top, and I don't need a mic

I gotta watch my mouth around here, because Spurs=class
I first signed up, Kool pmd me, said he would tongue my ass,
but only if Luva could watch and jerk off at the same time,
while Cullys on the side, with 2 fingers lubed, in a young boy's behind

Leaving these niggas confused, self-ownage, lol rayray
lol always thinking about Mono, gay gay
pussy, like M>S, Redskin trash, his posts are as effective as a limp cock
undoubtedly one of the worst and most overrated posters on SpursTalk

DMC isn't worth more than 2 bars, why bother?
I spit hard, no swallow, like his lol slut daughter
lol Dirk not one of the best scorers of all-time
lol Lefty lol LkrFan lol cheguevera, just wanted to complete my rhyme

Luva trying to join the Krew, lol he begs
Looks like this place has been dead, lol Cobbler's legs
I'm ohmwrecker, because these niggas don't know me
lol stretch loves the reach around by dirk4mvp

lol calf_tats, lol high school dropout, lol ugly nurse
these bars are Josh Hamilton, leaving these mans in a hearse
posting in pink, no Black/White, so no Redzero
one more verse, going to Finish Them, Subzero

First time lacing rhymes, never again
Spitting over 20 bars, no 16, sorry IronMexican
lol Findog, don't ever call me, please, man up
Rest in Peace to my nigga 41 Shoot Em Up










who the fuck is findog anyway?

[mystargtr34]

I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
Thinking he could become at least half-nigga
After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm

Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting

ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!

:rollin

[mystargtr34]

I'm about to break y'all niggas, like I broke Findog's heart
I never loved that man, I played his ass from the start
It's been like a year, and lol he still has my bike
I'm dropping these bars, off the top, and I don't need a mic

I gotta watch my mouth around here, because Spurs=class
I first signed up, Kool pmd me, said he would tongue my ass,
but only if Luva could watch and jerk off at the same time,
while Cullys on the side, with 2 fingers lubed, in a young boy's behind

Leaving these niggas confused, self-ownage, lol rayray
lol always thinking about Mono, gay gay
pussy, like M>S, Redskin trash, his posts are as effective as a limp cock
undoubtedly one of the worst and most overrated posters on SpursTalk

DMC isn't worth more than 2 bars, why bother?
I spit hard, no swallow, like his lol slut daughter
lol Dirk not one of the best scorers of all-time
lol Lefty lol LkrFan lol cheguevera, just wanted to complete my rhyme

Luva trying to join the Krew, lol he begs
Looks like this place has been dead, lol Cobbler's legs
I'm ohmwrecker, because these niggas don't know me
lol stretch loves the reach around by dirk4mvp

lol calf_tats, lol high school dropout, lol ugly nurse
these bars are Josh Hamilton, leaving these mans in a hearse
posting in pink, no Black/White, so no Redzero
one more verse, going to Finish Them, Subzero

First time lacing rhymes, never again
Spitting over 20 bars, no 16, sorry IronMexican
lol Findog, don't ever call me, please, man up
Rest in Peace to my nigga 41 Shoot Em Up










:rollin didnt realise the thread had a second page

[DMC]

^
Challenging Riddler for shittiest troll