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Monostradamus
07-19-2011, 08:34 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Andrew-Bynum-parked-in-a-handicapped-spot-Come-?urn=nba-wp6597


Andrew Bynum parked in a handicapped spot. Come on, Andrew Bynum
By Kelly Dwyer

It's hard to comprehend the line of thinking that allows for you to tell yourself that it's OK to drive up to and park in an open handicapped spot when you are the picture of full physical health. And once you get past the obvious joke behind Andrew Bynum and his wobbly knees being far from the picture of full physical health, you can go ahead and call Bynum whatever curse word you feel appropriate, as he apparently was caught parking in a handicapped spot in Los Angeles recently.

Unlike the local Los Angeles NBC affiliate, which is promising to blow this major, life-changing story wide open, this probably isn't worth a single second of local TV airspace. But it is worth a post on this and any other site that wants to follow up if only to ask … seriously, Andrew?

Seriously, guy? Not cool for those of us driving a Corolla with a broken roof. Certainly not cool for you in your straight-six BMW, making $14 million a year (before 2011-12's lockout, of course), with a body that allows you to run up and down a basketball court and reverse-dunk a basketball with your eyes closed.

Break the speed limit by 10 percent of the speed limit. Ignore those little arrows that shopping centers paint on the blacktop that tell you where to go. Take two straws (one for your drink, and one to chew on) with your drink at the gas station. Take a penny, but never give back a penny. We don't care.

Don't park in handicapped spots. I don't care how much of your career you spent in a wheelchair, don't do it.

Now, everyone boo and hiss.

mavsfan1000
07-19-2011, 08:37 PM
He is a badass. No doubt about that.

4>0rings
07-19-2011, 08:52 PM
Old news and repost, step your game up faggot.

redzero
07-19-2011, 08:58 PM
Handicapped spots are jokes anyway. At least he didn't kill anybody like Odom.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Child-involved-in-Lamar-Odom-8217-s-car-acciden?urn=nba-wp6558

DUNCANownsKOBE
07-19-2011, 09:01 PM
Lamar "boy killer" Odom

Bill_Brasky
07-19-2011, 09:05 PM
Damn, Lamar Odom killed a kid.

Did Bynum park in the spot and get out and go inside or did he just chill in the spot while loading his car or some shit?

DMC
07-19-2011, 09:08 PM
Damn, Lamar Odom killed a kid.

Did Bynum park in the spot and get out and go inside or did he just chill in the spot while loading his car or some shit?

Had Bynum not been there, the ambulance could have saved that kid.

Halberto
07-19-2011, 11:38 PM
What was that quote from Lakaluva's naruto account? Something about an asian boy's bitter life?

pass1st
07-20-2011, 12:04 AM
Handicapped spots are jokes anyway. At least he didn't kill anybody like Odom.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Child-involved-in-Lamar-Odom-8217-s-car-acciden?urn=nba-wp6558

According to the article, Odom wasn't driving. Just read the title, huh?

CubanSucks
07-20-2011, 01:16 AM
there's always like at least 3 hangicapped spots open anyway. More stupid than douchey considering I want to do it all the time but don't want a ticket

mathbzh
07-20-2011, 01:48 AM
there's always like at least 3 hangicapped spots open anyway. More stupid than douchey considering I want to do it all the time but don't want a ticket

I guess Bynum can afford a ticket or two

DMC
07-20-2011, 02:40 AM
Handicapped parking spots are a waste of space. If you cannot walk (permanently), then fuck off and die.
If you can walk permanently, you don't need a place to park anyhow... you don't need a car.

Ashy Larry
07-20-2011, 03:31 AM
http://www.bullcitystateofmind.com/storage/andrew-bynum-knee.bmp?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1302794451579

http://www.celticstown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/andrew-bynum-injury.jpg



http://www.signoutfitters.com/images/products/thumb/HandicappedAccessibleSymbolSign18x18D96RA8.png






http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/04/14/89310-andrew-bynum-hurt-his-knee.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RSvosCqCQZ4/SfaHQ0uCW7I/AAAAAAAADmg/jlSiNjV226U/s400/andrew+bynum1.jpg


http://lakersblog.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c506253ef01538e233d68970b-800wi


what's the big deal ????? He deserves the spot anyways ...... force of habit

ElNono
07-20-2011, 07:56 AM
lol big titties always trying to outdo his douchebaggery...

cheguevara
07-20-2011, 08:25 AM
Kobe rectally assaults hotel maids.

Bynum parks in a 1/2 handicapped parking.

Yet Bynum is the asshole

:lol the NBA lockout is pathetic

BoricuaCJA
07-20-2011, 11:33 AM
Handicapped spots are jokes anyway. At least he didn't kill anybody like Odom.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Child-involved-in-Lamar-Odom-8217-s-car-acciden?urn=nba-wp6558
The person who wrote the article is a fucking dumbass. He wasn't even driving or there, and if I were someone who just skimmed over what was wrote, I might of thought he was the actual driver or was a passenger. Media people need to learn to write things correctly instead of making something seem like something its not.

Leetonidas
07-20-2011, 11:39 AM
The person who wrote the article is a fucking dumbass. He wasn't even driving or there, and if I were someone who just skimmed over what was wrote, I might of thought he was the actual driver or was a passenger. Media people need to learn to write things correctly instead of making something seem like something its not.

Then you're a fucking idiot because he states within the first two sentences:


By now you've no doubt heard of the SUV crash from last Thursday that saw a car service hired by Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom(notes) crash into a motorcyclist in downtown New York City. Odom wasn't driving,

Also lol what if he was the passenger would that have mattered? It's not like he JR Smith'd anyone

BoricuaCJA
07-20-2011, 11:56 AM
Then you're a fucking idiot because he states within the first two sentences:



Also lol what if he was the passenger would that have mattered? It's not like he JR Smith'd anyone
Title of the article says "Boy involved in Lamar Odom's car accident dies" when he wasn't even the driver or the passenger. If I were to ask someone to get me something from the store and I'll pay gas money, then they accidentally hit someone who later dies, is it my car accident?

BoricuaCJA
07-20-2011, 11:59 AM
Also if Odom was a passenger, then the title would be correct b/c he was in the car which you could then say he was in the accident.

Tinystarz
07-20-2011, 01:14 PM
http://www.bullcitystateofmind.com/storage/andrew-bynum-knee.bmp?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1302794451579

http://www.celticstown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/andrew-bynum-injury.jpg



http://www.signoutfitters.com/images/products/thumb/HandicappedAccessibleSymbolSign18x18D96RA8.png




surprised this wasn't the 2nd post tbh

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/04/14/89310-andrew-bynum-hurt-his-knee.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RSvosCqCQZ4/SfaHQ0uCW7I/AAAAAAAADmg/jlSiNjV226U/s400/andrew+bynum1.jpg


http://lakersblog.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c506253ef01538e233d68970b-800wi


what's the big deal ????? He deserves the spot anyways ...... force of habit

Stalin
07-20-2011, 06:10 PM
Wrong. Cars are necessary in our society, cripples are not.

Co sign

DMC
07-20-2011, 06:16 PM
Wrong. Cars are necessary in our society, cripples are not.
Then you aren't walking permanently. You are driving some of the time.

Spursfan092120
07-20-2011, 07:20 PM
Having a father with a terminal muscular disease, this is just ridiculous. It's not just about parking closer to the store..it's about the width of the lanes. They need room to get out of the car, to place wheelchairs or electric wheelchairs next to the car to get into. My father simply cannot walk...My mother has to pick him up out of the car and put him in his cart. I would, and have, told people who are parked in handicapped spots illegally that they need to move...it's only a couple of spots over to the regular spots..get over it.

Dex
07-20-2011, 07:32 PM
Having a father with a terminal muscular disease, this is just ridiculous. It's not just about parking closer to the store..it's about the width of the lanes. They need room to get out of the car, to place wheelchairs or electric wheelchairs next to the car to get into. My father simply cannot walk...My mother has to pick him up out of the car and put him in his cart. I would, and have, told people who are parked in handicapped spots illegally that they need to move...it's only a couple of spots over to the regular spots..get over it.

+1

People are just lazy and inconsiderate.

Mal
07-20-2011, 09:03 PM
Really yanks ? You make 2 min reportage with interviews about this ?

Monostradamus
07-20-2011, 09:07 PM
Really yanks ? You make 2 min reportage with interviews about this ?

And Poland got DP'ed by Hitler and Stalin.

DMX7
07-20-2011, 09:24 PM
He's at least mentally handicap.

Stalin
07-20-2011, 09:26 PM
And Poland got DP'ed by Hitler and Stalin. :lol

Venti Quattro
07-20-2011, 10:50 PM
lol skunked by Uncle Adolf