Katie-Girl, in Las Vegas. Part 3 (Katie meets Kool).

[midnightpulp]

If Koolaid Man was anything like Culburn says he is, athletic, wealthy, something of a lady-killer, I was in for a treat. Although Culburn has never met Koolaid Man face-to-face, I’m sure there is some truth to this man’s vaunted reputation.

I was excited.

We walked through the automatic doors of the Circus-Circus casino. One feeling I’ll never grow tired of is the one you get when you enter a Las Vegas casino after having been outside in its dry heat. The blast of air-conditioning hits you and you feel the heat slide off your body. It’s very much like taking a shower after exercise or a long day of gardening, with a similar cleansing effect, going from one extreme to another, intense heat to cold, dirty to clean, and today, I hope Koolaid Man would be Culburn’s opposing extreme, old to fresh, repetitive to original, limp to firm, Culburn to Koolaid Man.

After a few minutes of maneuvering through the crowds of gamblers and their children, we found ourselves at the buffet. Culburn scanned the room for a brief moment before his head stopped, focusing in on a table about a hundred feet from where we stood. Culburn pointed, saying, “That’s him.” We headed toward Koolaid Man’s table.

As we got closer, the feeling of excitement started to wane as Koolaid Man came into view. Now he was before my eyes, five feet away, and that once great feeling of excitement completely sank into a disappointment.

He was a black man, but a far cry from the black men who have occupied my imagination for the last four decades. He was bony, sunken chested, and his skin was more yellow than black. I’ve heard the name for these types of blacks is “high-yellow,” but Koolaid Man’s tone was nothing like the golden skin of some of the healthy, high-yellow blacks I’ve seen. His color was sickly, jaundiced, and faded, like his once normal black skin had been scrubbed with bleach. On this body sat his small head. His hair was a short and spongy afro that would no doubt erupt with dust if you were to give it a pat. His face was interesting in that it seemed to be composed entirely of cheekbones and forehead. His cheekbones were high and sharp and jutted out at odd, incongruent angles, giving his face an asymmetry Picasso would have found appealing. His forehead was simply one large protuberance that extended about a quarter inch beyond his brow line, and would definitely be effective in keeping the rain or sun out of his eyes.

Every few seconds, Koolaid Man would scratch at himself, which I doubt wasn’t all that hygienic, considering his fingernails were caked with grime. He looked like a man constantly on edge, a man in need of something that he constantly loses and finds every day.

We sat down and I was instantly overwhelmed by a putrid odor. A rotten egg smell that assaulted my senses to point where my body responded with nausea. Before Culburn could get the introductions started, I said, “What the hell is that smell?” I looked beneath the table, expecting to find a half eaten meal or something worse, like a dead rat. There was nothing there. Clean.
I looked at Culburn, “You smell that?”

Culburn shook his head. Koolaid Man stood there, shoulders somewhat slumped, mouth tight, eyes looking away. Now it was clear. He was the source of the smell. I didn’t have the heart to press on and bring the entire restaurant’s attention to our table and embarrass Koolaid. The world had already done a number on him. Here was a man who looked like he was assembled from off the shelf parts nature never figured on using for a human being, but one day decided, perhaps as a cruel joke, to go ahead and do so.

I said, “Nevermind. It’s gone now.”

Koolaid Man sighed in relief and sat down, as did Culburn and I.

Culburn, beaming, finally introduced us. “Katie-girl, this is Koolaid Man. The goods.”

We shook hands. As you probably already know from my earlier description of his anatomy, his hand wasn’t the most pleasant thing to touch. Sandpaper rough, but at the same time, slimy with sweat.

I said, “Yes. I’ve heard a lot about you. Culburn regards you as something of a hero.”

Koolaid Man smiled. His lips were cracked and were crusty with what I think were dried flakes of lipstick. He was about to speak until Culburn cut him off.

“Yep. A dyed in the wool hero. There we were, just rang sixteen, Luva and I tip-toeing through the tulips there on Spurstalk, assholes tight, playing nice, just happy to escape Boston. Then here comes Kool, charging in like Audie Murphy across Kraut enemy lines, tellin’ them Spur and Mav fellas where to stick it, tying each and every one of their hides to the Tree of Woe. He delivered us that day, delivered us from our own cowardice and galvanized us into a true nation, a Laker nation, undividable. I sided him that day, and will never forsake him, ever.”

I rolled my eyes, which thankfully neither Koolaid Man nor Culburn noticed, since they were caught up in each other’s gaze, mutually reminiscing about an important moment on a message board I couldn’t give a shit about. Koolaid Man opened his mouth and smiled, revealing a set of rotted teeth that were bent every which way but straight. He spoke.

“Damn, Cully. I don’t know what to say. I just rep Kobe and Laker Nation strong and whatever go down, go down. I just do my thang and let nature take its course. But you the man, Cully, and I’m just trying to be where you at.”

Along with those words, which were spoken with a shrill voice and a Negro twang that’s similar to an angry black woman at the DMV or Department of Social Services, came an odor that was ten times fouler than Koolaid Man’s bodily smell. It’s as if his breath was borne out of a diet that consisted of dead animals and feces. It came fast, hot, and without mercy. My eyes welled up and I felt a roiling in my stomach that would turn into regurgitation if I didn’t leave immediately. Last thing I needed was a restaurant full of people watching me vomit on Koolaid Man, which would probably improve his odor, but still, I didn’t need an experience like that.

Trying to hold back the bile from reaching my throat, I said, “I gotta go. I feel sick. I’m sorry. Nice to meet you.”

Before Culburn or Koolaid Man could say anything, I was in the bathroom, dry heaving into a basin. I took a few deep breaths, splashed my face with water, and closed my eyes, gathering myself. After a moment, the nausea subsided.

I exited the bathroom, but had no intent to return. I looked over to our table and saw Culburn standing up. Thank goodness.

Culburn and Koolaid Man exchanged a hug and a smile. They parted and Koolaid Man walked off, which was less of a walk and more of a smug strut. When I saw he was wearing green bicycle shorts and pink high heels, I wasn’t the least bit surprised.

Culburn returned to me. “You feeling okay?”

“Yeah. Just an upset stomach.”

He said, “So what did ya think of Koolaid Man? The goods, eh?”

I nodded, smiling. But the only thing that came in my mind when Culburn asked what I thought of Kool was another was of his favorite phrases:

I smell skunk.

[ElNono]

:lmao

[lil'mo]

loololol posting this in the nba forum this time. you're definitely dancing for the right audience now, but still so so very sad. lol trying so hard to be funny and failing :lmao

[midnightpulp]

loololol posting this in the nba forum this time. you're definitely dancing for the right audience now, but still so so very sad. lol trying so hard to be funny and failing :lmao

sup, thisoverbite.

[lil'mo]

nuttin shortstuff

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol...just tell the truth you jerk off to a Niggas name...don't you :lol

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[Muser]

:lmao the goods.

[DMC]

http://www.japanforum.com/forum/relationship-talk/36914-japanese-guys-same-%22size%22-americans-20.html#post863430

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao Mid with the fadeaway gamewinner, per the usual, par the course

[lil'mo]

Gotdamn!!! Kool has worked this midget over. When they start dreaming of you night and day, you've arrived.

ima have to go with lakaluva on this one. Unfortunately.

giusseppe and koolaid man have won.

can't believ you fuckers let lakerfan dominate this forum :depressed

[Isitjustme?]

Thispego is horribly unfunny. I mean I know DoK is a fan of his for God knows what reason, but is there any evidence of him ever being funnny?

[Isitjustme?]

Five stars to the OP btw

[DMC]

ima have to go with lakaluva on this one. Unfortunately.

giusseppe and koolaid man have won.

can't believ you fuckers let lakerfan dominate this forum :depressed

You have how many different user names here?

So there's like 8 people who actually post here but like 60 user names.

[Koolaid_Man]

Gotdamn!!! Kool has worked this midget over. When they start dreaming of you night and day, you've arrived.

:lol...I got that cracker ass white boy writing fucking Ode's to me. This shit is straight up cool. :lol...just like Isaac Hayes...I've waited for this day for a minute...all over my chocolate salty balls:

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[thispego]

Thispego is horribly unfunny. I mean I know DoK is a fan of his for God knows what reason, but is there any evidence of him ever being funnny?

close to 10,000 posts worth of evidence tbh

[DMC]

:lol...I got that cracker ass white boy writing fucking Ode's to me. This shit is straight up cool. :lol...just like Isaac Hayes...I've waited for this day for a minute...all over my chocolate salty balls:

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Speaking of ode... you ode 500 to someone don't you?

[midnightpulp]

Gotdamn!!! Kool has worked this midget over. When they start dreaming of you night and day, you've arrived.

Bitch, shut up and go get my money.

[Bill_Brasky]

thispego is butthurt in every thread. terribly unfunny member and i expect an apology thread ASAP.

[DMC]

Start a thread on goat cheese and see what happens.

The lol thread did pretty well.

[midnightpulp]

How does it feel knowing that I can start a thread on Goat Cheese and get more views and replies than you could after all your hard work and effort here. Must be hella damaging to your aspirations of becoming a half ass decent scribe. Ill tell you what, you can borrow some of my material if being funny is such a challenge for you. Maybe the Lol Krew can get in here and bump this thread to a few pages to make you feel better.

You're done around here. Mono put two in the knees with the Naruto find and I came along and put one in your dome, exposing you for the broke faggot you are.

Lol at complaining about getting welched on for 5.00 then turning around and welching for a measly 400.00. Definitely the behavior of a nigga collecting welfare.

And trust me, knowing you'd welch was part of the plan all along. I knew if you didn't pay, your cred would be shot and you'd become nothing more than a novelty (more than you already were), much like your boyfriend Koolaid Man.

RIP, faggot. You done.

[Koolaid_Man]

You're done around here. Mono put two in the knees with the Naruto find and I came along and put one in your dome, exposing you for the broke faggot you are.

Lol at complaining about getting welched on for 5.00 then turning around and welching for a measly 400.00. Definitely the behavior of a nigga collecting welfare.

And trust me, knowing you'd welch was part of the plan all along. I knew if you didn't pay, your cred would be shot and you'd become nothing more than a novelty (more than you already were), much like your boyfriend Koolaid Man.

RIP, faggot. You done.

shouldn't you be planning your next Koolaid book...:lmao

[midnightpulp]

I'm the topic, homie. That's the only reason it did so well. Just talk about me, and you become popular around here. Go to the advanced search page and type "laka," and watch how many names pop up. I'm the inspiration of so many assholes... you may be one of them.:lol I've become a brand around here. I should be paid, but I won't go that far... not yet.

I'm sure you've put much thought into that, considering how obvious it is that you have no legitimate source of income other than what the United States government sends you every month.

[midnightpulp]

shouldn't you be planning your next Koolaid book...:lmao

Bitch, you're just a supporting, minor character in this tale, same way you're small time on Spurstalk. If your chimp brain had any faculty for reading comprehension, you'd see this shit is about Katie-girl.

[Koolaid_Man]

Bitch, shut up and go get my money.


tell a nigga what kinda squab game you got....cuz you ain't gettin shit Ho...you gonna have to come take it...and we all know you ain't bout knucking up....you got pimped ho...a nigga straight up took your shit...now what's up pissy? :lol

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[midnightpulp]

tell a nigga what kinda squab game you got....cuz you ain't gettin shit Ho...you gonna have to come take it...and we all know you ain't bout knucking up....you got pimped ho...a nigga straight up took your shit...now what's up pissy? :lol

YI536H64U_w

He didn't take shit. No money was taken from me, but I took his cred, just like that.

[Koolaid_Man]

Bitch, you're just a supporting, minor character in this tale, same way you're small time on Spurstalk. If your chimp brain had any faculty for reading comprehension, you'd see this shit is about Katie-girl.


You got it all twisted...I do really do appreciate the quality time you spend writing novels about me and shit...your fellow ST posters seem to think it's a fucking hit... personally I don't think I've seen such a lengthy letter to Kool since my freshman year in high school when a junior chic just had to have her some Kool...:lol...just know that you are appreciated...I got Ho's today that while I know they love me or maybe infatuated for some they just don't take the time to write shit about a nigga like you just did...so I appreciate you...I look at is as having my very own personal online groupie...thanks for the press and also just holla at a nigga and I will take care of you...I take care of my Ho's...on the real....:toast

Keep them novels coming homie....

[midnightpulp]

You got it all twisted...I do really do appreciate the quality time you spend writing novels about me and shit...your fellow ST posters seem to think it's a fucking hit... personally I don't think I've seen such a lengthy letter to Kool since my freshman year in high school when a junior chic just had to have her some Kool...:lol...just know that you are appreciated...I got Ho's today that while I know they love me or maybe infatuated for some they just don't take the time to write shit about a nigga like you just did...so I appreciate you...I look at is as having my very own personal online groupie...thanks for the press and also just holla at a nigga and I will take care of you...I take care of my Ho's...on the real....:toast

Keep them novels coming homie....

Not surprised that a person of your intelligence would consider a few hundred words "a novel."

Keep being the monkey you are homie.

[Koolaid_Man]

He didn't take shit. No money was taken from me, but I took his cred, just like that.


If you felt it was yours and / or you were entitled to it then he took it...:lol and you're left with nothing but shit talking about how mad you are...you fucking Spur fan Gooks prove a sucker is born everyday....and it's not that we won't pay we just like pimping the shit out of you Gooks...if you can't get pussy on your own...and if you run everytime we mention pussy tits and ass, then you fucking don't deserve to get paid....pay your fucking self first....:lol

[midnightpulp]

If you felt it was yours and / or you were entitled to it then he took it...:lol and you're left with nothing but shit talking about how mad you are...you fucking Spur fan Gooks prove a sucker is born everyday....and it's not that we won't pay we just like pimping the shit out of you Gooks...if you can't get pussy on your own...and if you run everytime we mention pussy tits and ass, then you fucking don't deserve to get paid....pay your fucking self first....:lol

No, you won't pay because you can't pay due to the fact you two wiggers are broker than Kobe's jumpshot against the Mavs.

[thispego]

koolaid man's got you midget pulp. you've been outed. please have a little more self respect and get these lakers faggots off your mind 24/7, jesus christ. :rolleyes

[Koolaid_Man]

Not surprised that a person of your intelligence would consider a few hundred words "a novel."

Keep being the monkey you are homie.


keep them novels coming homie...you fucking creative...write about Kool and intelligence, and monkey's...whatever I don't give a fuck I just want to know you're spending more time thinking about me than running up in some pussy....this is a very empowering feeling....you make me feel special...:lmao

you make this too easy...it's like getting a blow job while the bitch uses no hands...go to work homie...

[midnightpulp]

koolaid man's got you midget pulp. you've been outed. please have a little more self respect and get these lakers faggots off your mind 24/7, jesus christ. :rolleyes

sup, this overbite.

[midnightpulp]

keep them novels coming homie...you fucking creative...write about Kool and intelligence, and monkey's...whatever I don't give a fuck I just want to know you're spending more time thinking about me than running up in some pussy....this is a very empowering feeling....you make me feel special...:lmao

you make this too easy...it's like getting a blow job while the bitch uses no hands...go to work homie...

Lol.

UMad?

What line/passage got those green bicycle shorts in a twist? Was it your physical description?

Perhaps this line (my personal favorite): His forehead was simply one large protuberance that extended about a quarter inch beyond his brow line, and would definitely be effective in keeping the rain or sun out of his eyes.

I'm sure that my description of your features and body odor is 80-100% accurate, I'd say.

[hehateme]

tell a nigga what kinda squab game you got....cuz you ain't gettin shit Ho...you gonna have to come take it...and we all know you ain't bout knucking up....you got pimped ho...a nigga straight up took your shit...now what's up pissy? :lol

YI536H64U_w

What kind of faggot puts crime mob in their fucking post to relate what they are trying to write? Seriously...I am not even sure what to say about it other than laugh at your chino jeans wearing ass.

[thispego]

sup, this overbite.

lol, me and my perfect teeth laugh at you :lol

[thispego]

pego, suckin off other posters ain't gainin you any street cred, no matter who's right or wrong.

who'm i suckin off 'gangsta'? :lol

[midnightpulp]

pego, suckin off other posters ain't gainin you any street cred, no matter who's right or wrong.

Funny thing is, Pego's largely irrelevant to me. Ever since I told him Stevie Ray Vaughn was shitty soccer mom blues about 6 months ago, he's made it point to enter my threads and try to troll me.

On my end, every time I see Pego has made a thread, I don't even open it because I know it will be shitty, uninteresting, and unfunny.

[Koolaid_Man]

sup, this overbite.


what you don't understand is that I look at your novel writing like a bitch at my crib dancing for me, shaking and trying to impress me with ass tricks...

Some are good and some not...:lol I'll let you know where I rank you later...

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[thispego]

Funny thing is, Pego's largely irrelevant to me. Ever since I told him Stevie Ray Vaughn was shitty soccer mom blues about 6 months ago, he's made it point to enter my threads and try to troll me.

On my end, every time I see Pego has made a thread, I don't even open it because I know it will like be shitty, uninteresting, and unfunny.

rofl thinking i care that you dont like srv. all i ever said was i dont change the station when srv comes on. you wanna talk about irrelevant? take a look in the mirror. I just always pick on the saddest, lamest posters and you happen to be the flavor of the month :lmao

[thispego]

this is the 2nd day in a row i've seen you tryin to survive off koolaid's dick..pretty sure he isn't gay, you might think twice.

im just pointing out the obvious, midgetpulp cant keep his mind of laker fans.

all you nba forum guys are the same way :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

What kind of faggot puts crime mob in their fucking post to relate what they are trying to write? Seriously...I am not even sure what to say about it other than laugh at your chino jeans wearing ass.


funny thing is...I've never said a word to you before you came running, jumping on my dick like Ho's dive into my bed......just like DMC and all you other clowns....you faggots come running up to me like bitches in heat wanting to engage...I wouldn't know who you were if you wasn't so pussy sore....truth be told...I look down on your gooks, silly ass niggas, and cracka ass white boys...stepping to someone who's a bigger playa than you are...on ST and in real life....:lmao but keep it coming....:toast

[midnightpulp]

rofl thinking i care that you dont like srv. all i ever said was i dont change the station when srv comes on. you wanna talk about irrelevant? take a look in the mirror. I just always pick on the saddest, lamest posters and you happen to be the flavor of the month :lmao

Lol, your latest thread: Is it appropriate to park in front of a neighbor's house?


My neighbor does this all the time. They have 3 or 4 cars that are always there and they park right in the middle of the fucking curb... Two cars could fit there but parking right in the middle doesn't leave room for another behind of or in front of the car parked in the middle.

What really pisses me off is not just parking in front of someone else's house but parking right in the middle of the goddamn curb so that if someone at the house you parked in front of needed to park in the street in front of THEIR OWN FUCKING HOUSE, they couldn't.

I left a note for them one time informing them of this, and they don't park in front of my house anymore, but apparently they still don't get it. They are parked in the middle of the curb in front of my across the street neighbors house now. :rolleyes

Seriously, what kind of moron would ask something like this on a message board?

Of course it isn't appropriate. Did you really need a forum full of strangers to tell you that?

If so, you're much more retarded than I previously thought.

[Koolaid_Man]

ohh and I forget to mention fucking Indians.....lol

[thispego]

Lol, your latest thread: Is it appropriate to park in front of a neighbor's house?



Seriously, what kind of moron would ask something like this on a message board?

Of course it isn't appropriate. Did you really need a forum full of strangers to tell you that?

If so, you're much more retarded than I previously thought.

what kind of moron spends hours posting fictional stories about laker fans he cant stop thinking about? who's more grounded in reality midgetpulp or thispego? :lmao

[midnightpulp]

what kind of moron spends hours posting fictional stories about laker fans he cant stop thinking about? who's more grounded in reality midgetpulp or thispego? :lmao

Solid comeback, bro.

Lol at asking Spurstalk the answer to a simple question even Koolaid Man and his chimp brain would know the answer to.

[midnightpulp]

Thispego is horribly unfunny. I mean I know DoK is a fan of his for God knows what reason, but is there any evidence of him ever being funnny?

No. Absolutely none whatsoever. Here's a guy who thinks repeating Lee Corso catchphrases is cutting edge comedy.

For the record, the dumbshit also likes Stevie Ray Vaughn and believes that a movie can't be good if it's over three hours long.

He also has an overbite.

[midnightpulp]

no problem at all bro, of course u couldn't forget about me. i'm kind of the shit.

I like the way you conscripted Kool as something of your personal foot soldier after you trolled him into a oblivion a few months back.

You know you've owned someone when you have them kissing your ass after wrecking shop on their psyche.

[Koolaid_Man]

this is the 2nd day in a row i've seen you tryin to survive off koolaid's dick..pretty sure he isn't gay, you might think twice.


you wanna tell him bout your experience::lmao


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[thispego]

Solid comeback, bro.

Lol at asking Spurstalk the answer to a simple question even Koolaid Man and his chimp brain would know the answer to.

hey scrah, just getting the opinion of the masses. already knew good and well it was not apprpriate. it's funny when you've got nothing to trily scoff about a person, god just made me perfect, bro. sorry you're strugglin so mightily. you aint the first :rollin

[midnightpulp]

hey scrah, just getting the opinion of the masses. already knew good and well it was not apprpriate. it's funny when you've got nothing to trily scoff about a person, god just made me perfect, bro. sorry you're strugglin so mightily. you aint the first :rollin

There's plenty to scoff you about.

Your shitty sense of humor.

Your terrible taste.

Your thinning hair.

Your fascination with Robocop.

Your overbite.

[thispego]

There's plenty to scoff you about.

Your shitty sense of humor.

Your terrible taste.

Your thinning hair.

Your fascination with Robocop.

Your overbite.

ok, but how about actual, real-life things?

[midnightpulp]

ok, but how about actual, real-life things?

Like what? Oh, you mean:

Your shitty sense of humor.

Your terrible taste.

Your thinning hair.

Your fascination with Robocop.

Your overbite.

[thispego]

:lol alright bro, reality just isnt for you i guess. Prolly the very reason why you live online tbh.

[GoodOdor]

Like what? Oh, you mean:

Your shitty sense of humor.

Your terrible taste.

Your thinning hair.

Your fascination with Robocop.

Your overbite.

Don't forget his shitty driving record and his minimum wage salary at 27 bro.

[midnightpulp]

:lol alright bro, reality just isnt for you i guess. Prolly the very reason why you live online tbh.

I think a person who asks the Internet for advice on everyday social situations, and whether they're "appropriate" or not, has more of an online life than a person who writes absurd stories for the purpose of entertaining.

[GoodOdor]

he's gonna have the last laugh when he gets that master of psychology, tho

:lmao

:lol:lol:lol:lol

[midnightpulp]

Don't forget his shitty driving record and his minimum wage salary at 27 bro.

lol

[GoodOdor]

Don't mess with his though, he's a badass. I hear his neighbors used to park in front of his house. Well, them bitches got left a note, and let's just say they don't park there anymore.

What a badass.

[midnightpulp]

Don't mess with his though, he's a badass. I hear his neighbors used to park in front of his house. Well, them bitches got left a note, and let's just say they don't park there anymore.

What a badass.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[thispego]

oh no, yall dont gang up on me! :cry

i enjoy being so much better than you chodes, i mean it's not much, but add that little bit of satisfaction to all the satisfaction I get from real life and it makes me a pretty rich fellow :toast

[thispego]

absurd stories for the purpose of entertaining.

:lmao yeah watching grass grow and paint dry is entertaining, too

[thispego]

bro's, yall need to chill out for your own good. there was this one guy who used to post here by the name of mavs>spurs. he trolled the fuck out of the mookie crew and their affiliates for a while, but just when you thought he killed one of their beloved and mookie crew flag was flying at half mass, BOOM, they got him. let's just say that mavs>spurs doesn't post here anymore. you can search him and check out his last login date.

it's half mast, tys, mast

i dont recall ever being trolled by you, uh.... mavs>spurs tbh

[midnightpulp]

You missing the key factor here, Kool. You see this nigga hunted me down and paid me the $50 he owed me last year. I didn't even want it, but it was basically like he was trying to buy my attention, so I took it and went and had a few drinks... on his short ass. So me not paying him really stings his faggot ass. Basically, I D-Bo'd him. That other nigga is a turncoat, so he don't deserved to get paid...:lmao

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Bitch, why don't you spend less time on Spurstalk and more time looking for a job.

Lol complaining about 5.00 and then welching on a paltry 400.00.

You broke, straight up.

[thispego]

:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Do you know how many niggas have said that to me.:lol

Lol trying to front.

Ever since Mono posted that Naruto shit, you coincidentally began posting less and less, down from your usual 80 Kobe cocksucking filled posts per day to like 3. Then after it was revealed you're a welching, broke ass, welfare collecting wigger, you went MIA for months.

Now you're trying to sneak back in here all sly, hoping everyone would forget just what kind of fucktarded human being you are. But it ain't happening this time.

Every thread you make now will be barraged with Naruto shit and me telling you how fucking poor you are. At least before, we had something of a rapport, a dialogue. Now you're just a novelty, something to chuckle at.

You done.

[midnightpulp]

How pathetic. He even went as far as to tell us his favorite line. Notice no one else gave a shit but you. I'm going to send you a few bucks to take a class on humor...:rollin

Lol at sticking up for your boyfriend again.

The poor and downtrodden really do have an unbreakable bond with each other.

Lol poor.

[midnightpulp]

And the Chronicles of Luva continue to grow...

The Chronicles of Your Bank Account definitely need to fucking grow.

[midnightpulp]

My account is just fine, lil nigga. Everyone knows I pay up, but I chose not to pay that fucking turncoat. Aren't you wondering why I chose not to pay you? And no it ain't because you short.

Because you don't have the money to pay. No further explanation needed.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Thispego is horribly unfunny. I mean I know DoK is a fan of his for God knows what reason, but is there any evidence of him ever being funnny?
I used to have the same opinion of thispego, until I found out he's one of the few other people out there who know the truth about the U.S. military tbh.

[djohn2oo8]

Lol broke ass bitter gook tryin to sound black. Naruto watching gook just doesn't have that thug appeal women want :lol

[thispego]

pego ain't all bad..i just don't find what he's doing very flattering..tbh.

what am i doing tbh?

[thispego]

:lmao bitch i made this forum, all you bitches are here and not banned a long time ago because of the culture that i singlehandedly cultivated on this forum. so, you're welcome.

[thispego]

just call me The Creator

[Koolaid_Man]

Because you don't have the money to pay. No further explanation needed.

I'm getting ready to step out for the night midget man.awww shucks you should see a nigga I'm so fresh and so clean you might as well just wipe me down...:lol

if you lame ass BIOTCHES spend another gotdam Sattaday night on this muthfucker then shame on you fags....but like clock work since I know you all will...:lol when I log onto this muthafucker in the morning I expect another article written by you for me....now...get on it Midge and have Tyson proof read that shit for me...:toast

Good night lady boys....:lmao

[midnightpulp]

I'm getting ready to step out for the night midget man.awww shucks you should see a nigga I'm so fresh and so clean you might as well just wipe me down...:lol

if you lame ass BIOTCHES spend another gotdam Sattaday night on this muthfucker then shame on you fags....but like clock work since I know you all will...:lol when I log onto this muthafucker in the morning I expect another article written by you for me....now...get on it Midge and have Tyson proof read that shit for me...:toast

Good night lady boys....:lmao

Try to suck as much dick as you can, go beyond your usual quota. Reading about a wigger choking to death on semen in tomorrow's paper would really make my morning.

[DMC]

I'm getting ready to step out for the night midget man.awww shucks you should see a nigga I'm so fresh and so clean you might as well just wipe me down...:lol

I am above everyone here and don't even talk to you on Saturdays, so I just wanted to let you know I am actually leaving this trailer and riding with someone to a place where other people gather. Jealous? Of course you are. I also have an unbroken 20 spot on me, and hell yeah I know that's a lot to carry on a person but that's how Kool rolls. So I don't care what you think, and I don't care if you know. I even have clean socks on. :toast

Good night lady boys....:lmao
fiiiiiify

[Isitjustme?]

Does anyone ever click on these youtube videos KoolAidMan posts?

[Isitjustme?]

I used to have the same opinion of thispego, until I found out he's one of the few other people out there who know the truth about the U.S. military tbh.

tbh I remember det thread and was fully with you guys on det one, but just because someone took your side once doesn't mean he's funny or entertaining.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

tbh I remember det thread and was fully with you guys on det one, but just because someone took your side once doesn't mean he's funny or entertaining.
Tbh for every person like thispego and/or me, there's at least 10 Americans who sheepishly support everyone in the military and act like being in the military is the most honorable thing in the world. The few people who know da troof about the military are cool in my book IMO.

[hehateme]

Does anyone ever click on these youtube videos KoolAidMan posts?

No, but he makes damn sure to apply one to all of his posts to follow along with his community college ebonics course. Fool must take up to 20-30mins researching the correct youtube video to make his point.

But don't front the faggot, this man runs the gay clubs like no ones business and makes damn sure everyone knows he won't be inside on a saturday night...right now he's probably rubbing one off with lakaluva watching his naruto dvd collection.

'so fresh and so clean'...rofl this faggot using outkast lines from early 2k...

[Old Greg]

Isitjustme sure is trying hard.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

^O look an unfunny troll

[Old Greg]

Dont talk about my boyfriend :madrun

[thispego]

Tbh for every person like thispego and/or me, there's at least 10 Americans who sheepishly support everyone in the military and act like being in the military is the most honorable thing in the world. The few people who know da troof about the military are cool in my book IMO.

more like 20, probably more

[Stalin]

OP shitting all over these laker trolls.

[LnGrrrR]

Funny thing is, Pego's largely irrelevant to me. Ever since I told him Stevie Ray Vaughn was shitty soccer mom blues about 6 months ago, he's made it point to enter my threads and try to troll me.

On my end, every time I see Pego has made a thread, I don't even open it because I know it will be shitty, uninteresting, and unfunny.

I guess that explains why he's in the NBA forum. I'm not sure I've seen him actually discuss basketball.

[thispego]

Basketball is discussed in the NBA forum?

[LnGrrrR]

Basketball is discussed in the NBA forum?

Occasionally.

[Stalin]

what basketball? its offseason during lockout

[Koolaid_Man]

I told yall this guy has a fascination with me....long posts about me...that shit takes dedication

[BlackSwordsMan]

Welcome to 2 years ago asshole