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Axe Murderer
07-26-2011, 09:34 PM
The _Allas Mavericks disgust me more than any other team in pro sports history. I actually relocated my family down to Port Arthur because of that team. Ever since Jason Terry punched Michael Finley below the belt, I promised my wife I'd never set foot in that trashy city again. Well, it's been 4 years since then and I'm proud to say I kept my word.

Not only that but I get to root for a team with real class, and that's the San Antonio Spurs. There's a reason we got 4 rings, and those chokers led by _Irk will never see one.
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-26-2011, 09:35 PM
Hows Port Arthur tbh
Axe Murderer
07-26-2011, 09:37 PM
better because there's no Mav fans here. i quit my 100k job and now i'm unemployed, but i'm happy because i'm not surrounded by that classlessness
BlackSwordsMan
07-26-2011, 09:53 PM
You're so fucking dumb. You move because Jason Terry punched Finley in the nuts and quit a 100k job? You're such a fucking dumb shit. I hope you get raped by a pack of ######s.
Sisk
07-26-2011, 10:02 PM
You're so fucking dumb. You move because Jason Terry punched Finley in the nuts and quit a 100k job? You're such a fucking dumb shit. I hope you get raped by a pack of ######s.

:lol
ashbeeigh
07-26-2011, 10:08 PM
I wouldn't put it in the exact words as BlackSwordsman but really? You're moving to Port Arthur just because of the Mavs? That's a shitty reason. I'm sure there's more than that for a reason.
BlackSwordsMan
07-26-2011, 10:24 PM
dude idk why you beaner ass spur fans always have to talk shit on dallas. you thing you got class because you got 4 rings? bitch, please. i can't stand you type of motherfuckers who think your shit doesn't stink. go take a bath in that shitty dirty ass river walk, i'm sure that smells a lot better than your ass. you haters just get me sooo upset sometimes. wtf.

Is that all you pussy mav fans have against puro san anto? Dirty river walk? jajajajja u pussies don't even have a river in your shit town.
BlackSwordsMan
07-26-2011, 10:24 PM
jajajaj look at the little duckies go tink tink tink after a nice swim
can you say pussy man fans say that?
BlackSwordsMan
07-26-2011, 10:25 PM
I wouldn't put it in the exact words as BlackSwordsman but really? You're moving to Port Arthur just because of the Mavs? That's a shitty reason. I'm sure there's more than that for a reason.

Ah my battle Valkyrie a woman who stands by my side in battle.
Axe Murderer
07-27-2011, 12:34 AM
I wouldn't put it in the exact words as BlackSwordsman but really? You're moving to Port Arthur just because of the Mavs? That's a shitty reason. I'm sure there's more than that for a reason.

yes, and i've already made my decision
Juan
07-27-2011, 02:56 AM
spics>######s
ashbeeigh
07-27-2011, 07:18 AM
yes, and i've already made my decision

I mean, saying that the people in a city are just not nice is one thing...it happens. But to chalk it up to one sports group is another. I hardly doubt you run into someone every single day, especially during the off season that screams, "Hi! I'm a Mavs fan! And you're a Spurs fan? Wanna fight?" I've lived in Dallas and that never, ever, ever happened to me.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll129/kiefc/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif?t=1282870712
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-27-2011, 08:04 AM
spics>######s
Sorry senor, winning the US Olympic gold medals >>> mowing lawns
silverblk mystix
07-27-2011, 08:15 AM
better because there's no Mav fans here. i quit my 100k job and now i'm unemployed, but i'm happy because i'm not surrounded by that classlessness

Hey even non-creative trolls have their priorities straight.

Props...:toast
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-27-2011, 08:18 AM
O look it's the dumbest faggot on this site
silverblk mystix
07-27-2011, 08:27 AM
O look it's the dumbest faggot on this site

I don't know why you guys let a faggot like DOK call you a faggot....
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-27-2011, 08:39 AM
:lmao great comeback

"Na na, you're the faggot, not me:cry!"
silverblk mystix
07-27-2011, 08:41 AM
:lmao great comeback

"Na na, you're the faggot, not me:cry!"

:lol.."I know you are...but what am I?"

Homo
CosmicCowboy
07-27-2011, 08:44 AM
Port Arthur? :lmao

If you wanted to give Texas an enema that's where you would insert the hose...
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-27-2011, 08:48 AM
:lol.."I know you are...but what am I?"

Homo
:lmao you are so fuckin dumb, that's exactly what you did. I called you a faggot, then you responded by calling me one.

:lol self-ownage
I. Hustle
07-27-2011, 08:53 AM
http://www.topflightlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pimp-c-bun-b-ugk.jpg
silverblk mystix
07-27-2011, 09:19 AM
:lmao you are so fuckin dumb, that's exactly what you did. I called you a faggot, then you responded by calling me one.

:lol self-ownage

How cute....

Non-creative, lamester trolls-defending one another...

ahhhh...cute....
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-27-2011, 09:29 AM
:cryI'm rubber you're glue:cry
log in/log out goods
07-27-2011, 10:55 AM
I mean, saying that the people in a city are just not nice is one thing...it happens. But to chalk it up to one sports group is another. I hardly doubt you run into someone every single day, especially during the off season that screams, "Hi! I'm a Mavs fan! And you're a Spurs fan? Wanna fight?" I've lived in Dallas and that never, ever, ever happened to me.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll129/kiefc/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif?t=1282870712

i don't think Axe is the one who's dumb here tbh
Blake
07-27-2011, 11:00 AM
I hardly doubt you run into someone every single day, especially during the off season that screams, "Hi! I'm a Mavs fan! And you're a Spurs fan? Wanna fight?" I've lived in Dallas and that never, ever, ever happened to me.


then you must not have gotten out much in Dallas.

There was this one time I visited Dallas and got lost somewhere near a city park. I went up to the area around the basketball court and walked up to this Honda Accord where this guy looked to be studying accounting.

I said "hi sir, I hate to bother you while you are studying, but I'm a Spurs fan from San Antonio and I'm lost. Can you give me directions?"

He took one look at my Manu>Dirk t-shirt and screamed "You wanna fight, you fucking punk ass beeyotch"? No lie. I then became a bit scared with what he was going to do with his protractor, tbh.

But as strange as that initial exchange was, the stranger part was that while he continued screaming "I'm going to cut you, beeyotch....I'm straight up gangsta hood" he was slowly rolling up his window and turning the ignition on.

Next thing I know, the dude is peeling out in his 4 cyclinder Honda.

I totally don't blame Axe Murderer for the getting the hell out of Dallas.
DesignatedT
07-27-2011, 03:19 PM
I mean, saying that the people in a city are just not nice is one thing...it happens. But to chalk it up to one sports group is another. I hardly doubt you run into someone every single day, especially during the off season that screams, "Hi! I'm a Mavs fan! And you're a Spurs fan? Wanna fight?" I've lived in Dallas and that never, ever, ever happened to me.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll129/kiefc/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif?t=1282870712

/faceplam
cantthinkofanything
07-27-2011, 03:51 PM
Protractors aren't needed in accounting, dumbass



A protractor would help in drawing a pie chart.
Blake
07-27-2011, 04:10 PM
Protractors aren't needed in accounting, dumbass


the hoodlum never gave me the chance to ask why he was using a protractor while working on his accounting, tbh.
Creepn
07-27-2011, 05:11 PM
I think people hate on Dallas because they don't have the money to enjoy Dallas. Shit I had a great time over there. Lived in Downtown, smack middle of everything. I honestly feel I downgraded coming back to San Antonio.