stretch or Bump

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i was having a debate with a friend of mine, but if you were starting a franchise today who are you taking in their primes?

[Monostradamus]

this is a tough one.

stretch has a long, fruitful career of making spurs fans asshurt, and his trolls, while few, are all pretty good. Never a superstar in the game, he's always been a very, very good player.

BUMP has accomplished a shitload as a troll also, obviously, but he might be a more risky proposition. He's more out of control and wildass, volume trolls like crazy, but he also has proven capable of delivering the goods at an even higher clip than stretch.

Do you want Michael Finley or Jerry Stackhouse?

[DAF86]

BUMP.

stretch is a one trick pony, BUMP is an all rounder.

[Fpoonsie]

Depends.

Was stretch the godfather of the "lol ____/lmao ____" threads?

[Dr House]

^yes he was

[Fpoonsie]

Then I gotta give the slight edge to stretch.

Who knew something so fucking simple could cause so much rampant butthurt? It's like Lexington Steele ran roughshod over the entire fanbase's collective clenched asshole every time he'd drop a simple "lol Spurs...lol balding Argies" upstairs.

It was humiliating/awe-inspiring.

[Lincoln]

Don't forget the "official____ sucks donkey @$$" etc threads

And for some reason I wanna say he brought crofl to NBA forum

[Findog's Ex Fiancee]

They are both overrated.

Stretch tries too hard to bring basketball takes, when in reality, his basketball knowledge is very limited. Bump is too repetitive and a has-been. He lives off his reputation.