Did I do anything wrong?

[IronMexican]

So I'm walking to the break area when this girl who called me a little kid stops me and asks why I don't talk to her. She says she broke up with her BF and stuff. Eventually ask her on some little lunch date later that day. She accepts. Lunch finally comes and her friend decides she wants to come. I say no, it should just be me and her. They give me a choice of taking both of them or neither. I say okay and walk away.

Now they're mad at me and she wants me to make it up to her.

I don't think I did anything wrong, though. They gave me an ultimatum, and I made my choice.

[I. Hustle]

Stop dating 14 year olds.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I say no, it should just be me and her.
Were you jumping up and down as you were telling her this? :lol

[IronMexican]

She's 23 tbh. 3 years older than me.

[DeadlyDynasty]

What did her friend look like?

[IronMexican]

Not bad looking. She has kids, though.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If she looked good then sure, as long as you're not paying for her too. tbh, you can be a sketchy looking scro, so she probably felt safer with company imo

[Axe Murderer]

yeah you should've just gone and not talked to her friend much

[IronMexican]

Yeah, I wasn't about to pay for her friend. But I knew how this was going to go. They were going to end up only talking to each other. I just sort of got out of it before I figured it was about to happen.

[I. Hustle]

Not bad looking. She has kids, though.

Then for sure she puts out and you passed it up?

[Axe Murderer]

she has kids? crofl nvm you did the right thing then

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You shoulda raped her tbh

[RGMCSE]

Its a classic female cock block move. It could be a bidding war for your cock if you play your cards right. But you kind of already fucked it up. You can still salvage it though.

[IronMexican]

she has kids? crofl nvm you did the right thing then

Not chick I was after. She's a virgin tbh. Other girl has kids. She's like 28.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Not chick I was after. She's a virgin tbh. Other girl has kids. She's like 28.

23 and a virgin? Bullshit. If true she's definitely not Mexican

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Yeah :lol, a 23 YO hispanic virgin is a fuckin lie

[IronMexican]

:lmao I thought the same thing, but she's like a fucking kid or something. She's one of those traditional girls or some shit. I can tell she'd get on my nerves after a while, though. She's not from the city, though.

[Sisk]

23 and a virgin? Bullshit. If true she's definitely not Mexican

:lol

There are very few mexicans that are 10 years younger than her with their virginity, tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao I thought the same thing, but she's like a fucking kid or something. She's one of those traditional girls or some shit. I can tell she'd get on my nerves after a while, though. She's not from the city, though.

You're cool bro, but I just can't buy that story.

If by some ridiculous infinitesimal chance you actually did find a 23 y/o virgin mexican senorita, then kidnap her ass ASAP and sell her on craigslist or ebay for a fortune. Remember, if you kidnap minorities the authorities don't care. It's a win-win, tbh

[symple19]

Whatever you do Imex, don't let the bitch dictate the terms. Stay in the man role, as opposed to the Blake(bitch) roll.


I'm rooting for you to get your balls bloody, assuming she indeed is the only hispanic female in the history of the galaxy to keep her virginity beyond 15

[symple19]

dp

[IronMexican]

I can't imagine boning this chick and not putting in at least 2 months worth of work.

Everyone at work says I'm the first person she's been interested in there. She's been working there for like three years.

I still have my doubts, but I am starting to think she actually is one.

[Sisk]

I can't imagine boning this chick and not putting in at least 2 months worth of work.

Everyone at work says I'm the first person she's been interested in there. She's been working there for like three years.

I still have my doubts, but I am starting to think she actually is one.

"If something seems to good to be true, it probably is."

But if we go off the assumption that this is all true and you like her, put in the work. Seriously, if she's a 23 year old mexican virgin she has defied all odds. Like symple said - be the man and dictate the terms.

[IronMexican]

tbh I kind of don't want a relationship right now though.

She listens to beaner music and stuff. idk.

[Sisk]

tbh I kind of don't want a relationship right now though.

Then why are you worried if you did something wrong?



She listens to beaner music and stuff. idk.

:lmao

[IronMexican]

This may sound so incredibly lame, but I had a dream that I met a girl at a Radiohead show. Now I feel like I have to find a girlfriend once I see Radiohead live. I don't even feel like pressing submit to this, but I am. No idea what I'm holding out on that pipe dream for.

[Fpoonsie]

Well, one of the best ways to get in good w/ a girl is to make a good impression on her friends.

It may be a cockblock initially (as in you prolly weren't gonna get to give her a pump (no pun intended) on the handlebars of your gold-spoked, low-rider bicycle back to your mom's place), but it's an inevitable hurdle you're gonna hafta face eventually.

[Sisk]

This may sound so incredibly lame, but I had a dream that I met a girl at a Radiohead show. Now I feel like I have to find a girlfriend once I see Radiohead live. I don't even feel like pressing submit to this, but I am. No idea what I'm holding out on that pipe dream for.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wAxDMfEGhoY/TSPwVvmmCPI/AAAAAAAAAYk/EVziTMTini0/s1600/Not%2BSure%2Bif%2Bserious.jpg

[IronMexican]

Well, one of the best ways to get in good w/ a girl is to make a good impression on her friends.

It may be a cockblock initially (as in you prolly weren't gonna get to give her a pump (no pun intended) on the handlebars of your gold-spoked, low-rider bicycle back to your mom's place), but it's an inevitable hurdle you're gonna hafta face eventually.

Her friend actually likes me. I don't think she does anymore, though.


And 100% serious about Radiohead thing. I just tell people at work I don't listen to music when the subject even comes up.

[Fpoonsie]

Wait a minute. You mean you've never actually masturbated in your JNCOs to "House of Cards" in PERSON?

Tha FUCK?!

[IronMexican]

wat

[dirk4mvp]

lol JNCO's

IronMexican if you wear JNCO's you lose your status as a white washed mexican and go directly back to full time beaner.

[IronMexican]

Never wore dem beaner ass pants. Just tell the INS to deport me with those.

[Fpoonsie]

Lulz.

[Veterinarian]

Why would a girl be afraid to go out alone with this guy?

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/41019_110240715701060_100001453964518_85411_628630 6_n.jpg

I don't get it.

[Isitjustme?]

Why would a girl be afraid to go out alone with this guy?

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/41019_110240715701060_100001453964518_85411_628630 6_n.jpg

I don't get it.

Is that ironmexican? Not how I pictured him at all to say the least.

tbh he looks frightening, but the girl next to him makes him look a little more laid back. If the girl wasn't there all relaxed and shit, he would be more terrifying. Maybe she just doesn't know what's in store for her though.

[Fpoonsie]

:lmao

It's like you're one of those vatos that'd tap on my windshield incessantly while I park and offer to tint my windows while I pick up some tacos...only to use the chump change I give you to buy a goat to sacrifice to Satan when you got home.

[symple19]

lol, it's always funny reading a cracker's initial reaction to an Imex pic. There are always terms like 'terrifying' or 'scary' being thrown around.

The above pic represents the look of basically 1/4 of california. You honkey's need to get out some

[symple19]

Oh noes! scary looking mexicans!!!! I believe every stereotype ever!!!!

[Monostradamus]

Why would a girl be afraid to go out alone with this guy?

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/41019_110240715701060_100001453964518_85411_628630 6_n.jpg

I don't get it.

Ethan Hawke wouldn't want to play cards with him, that's for sure.

[Fpoonsie]

Oh noes! scary looking mexicans!!!! I believe every stereotype ever!!!!

:lol

It's not the Mexican...ity I find terrifying. It's the eyes-rolling-back-in-his-head that's a bit off-putting. I've never been nervous around cholos...until they start chanting some kinda mantra w/ "diablo" in it over and over again.

[resistanze]

Ethan Hawke wouldn't want to play cards with him, that's for sure.

:lol

[Monostradamus]

lol, it's always funny reading a cracker's initial reaction to an Imex pic. There are always terms like 'terrifying' or 'scary' being thrown around.

The above pic represents the look of basically 1/4 of california. You honkey's need to get out some

lol honkeys sign your paychecks, beaner, so shut the mouth and push the mower.

[symple19]

:lol

It's not the Mexican...ity I find terrifying. It's the eyes-rolling-back-in-his-head that's a bit off-putting. I've never been nervous around cholos...until they start chanting some kinda mantra w/ "diablo" in it over and over again.

:lol

I wasn't talking about you, I was referencing the dude who posted above me.

To me, the pic looks like he just smoked a few blunts and drained a 40. I don't get the evil vibe at all.

Now, if he had a red bandana around his face and was brandishing a tech 9, then I might be a little worried

[EmoHipstercan]

This may sound so incredibly lame, but I had a dream that I met a girl at a Radiohead show. Now I feel like I have to find a girlfriend once I see Radiohead live. I don't even feel like pressing submit to this, but I am. No idea what I'm holding out on that pipe dream for.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2zgvtdx.jpg

[symple19]

lol honkeys sign your paychecks, beaner, so shut the mouth and push the mower.

that might be funny if I wasn't white :tu

[Monostradamus]

that might be funny if I wasn't white :tu

ah okay gotcha. one of those white boys. don't want to act like you're scared of the scary looking mexicans so you play it off and make fun of others that are. just shows you aren't secure with who you are.

here's a tip - just embrace your inner whiteness, because Mexicans hate you whether you fear them or not.

[Isitjustme?]

tbh I am deathly afraid of beaners and I live in SA so that theory doesn't hold up. I'm probably just racist though.

[symple19]

I'm probably just racist though.

:lol

[symple19]

ah okay gotcha. one of those white boys. don't want to act like you're scared of the scary looking mexicans so you play it off and make fun of others that are. just shows you aren't secure with who you are.

here's a tip - just embrace your inner whiteness, because Mexicans hate you whether you fear them or not.

well, I don't know much about texas mexicans, but the ones I knew in Cali reserved all their hate for black people

[SnakeBoy]

well, I don't know much about texas mexicans, but the ones I knew in Cali reserved all their hate for black people

It's the same here. They may talk shit about white people when none are around but around whites they are all polite and just begging to do some menial labor for $20.

[Sisk]

well, I don't know much about texas mexicans, but the ones I knew in Cali reserved all their hate for black people

Mexicans hate blacks more than any other race here in TX in my experience.

[mouse]

Did you ever show her your Poetic side?





http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/nsrammstein/shake.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

you're FUCKED

[symple19]

lol mouse

[Blake]

Did you ever show her your Poetic side?


such good photoshop skills wasted on such crappy humor

[Isitjustme?]

well, I don't know much about texas mexicans, but the ones I knew in Cali reserved all their hate for black people

The scariest ones here in SA are all the illegal homeless ones wandering around here with God knows what mental problems and undeclared criminal pasts from Mexico. They just shamble across the border unchecked; rapists, murderers, etc. Always fun to pull up to a street corner and there's a mob of homeless desperate mexicans on the verge of starvation. Not scary or anything.

[Isitjustme?]

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[mouse]

such good photoshop skills wasted on such crappy humor

it is what it is..................


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/nsrammstein/iii.jpg

[symple19]

gotta love naruto-loving paki's who act like they're black and try to give relationship advice

[Frenzy]

This may sound so incredibly lame, but I had a dream that I met a girl at a Radiohead show. Now I feel like I have to find a girlfriend once I see Radiohead live. I don't even feel like pressing submit to this, but I am. No idea what I'm holding out on that pipe dream for.

PEkINgIBI_8

[Sisk]

What "Isitjustme?" said.

[thispego]

you did the right thing iron mexican, she'll only want you more now.

sounds like she's maleable too, if you like her and she's hot, put in the work, she'll soon like everything you like and do whatever you say.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Stop being a nice guy. If you don't bang one of them in the next two weeks, then something's wrong.

Take out the "virgin" a few times. Worst case is that you get a few leads from her slutty friends.

You do know that she hangs out with all whores, right?

[I am Tom]

gotta love naruto-loving paki's who act like they're black and try to give relationship advice

:lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

seems like that photo posted, ironmexican paid her to take a photo with him...

[Chingo Bling]

http://www.cosmicbuddha.com/images/robomoron.gif

[Chingo Bling]

http://narutorealm.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naruto_lol0.jpg

[GeorgeCostanza]

So I'm walking to the break area when this girl who called me a little kid stops me and asks why I don't talk to her. She says she broke up with her BF and stuff. Eventually ask her on some little lunch date later that day. She accepts. Lunch finally comes and her friend decides she wants to come. I say no, it should just be me and her. They give me a choice of taking both of them or neither. I say okay and walk away.

Now they're mad at me and she wants me to make it up to her.

I don't think I did anything wrong, though. They gave me an ultimatum, and I made my choice.

Why go man to woman when you can play a zone?

[cheguevara]

wake the fuck up. She called you a little kid. She doesn't see you as a potential mate. Move along.

[BlackSwordsMan]

KIDS? K I D (S)? At 23? Jesus. What a whore. I love her.

[DisAsTerBot]

So I'm walking to the break area when this girl who called me a little kid stops me and asks why I don't talk to her. She says she broke up with her BF and stuff. Eventually ask her on some little lunch date later that day. She accepts. Lunch finally comes and her friend decides she wants to come. I say no, it should just be me and her. They give me a choice of taking both of them or neither. I say okay and walk away.

Now they're mad at me and she wants me to make it up to her.

I don't think I did anything wrong, though. They gave me an ultimatum, and I made my choice.

do they let you wear XXXXL t shirts at the office?!?!!!

[stretch]

So I'm walking to the break area when this girl who called me a little kid stops me and asks why I don't talk to her. She says she broke up with her BF and stuff. Eventually ask her on some little lunch date later that day. She accepts. Lunch finally comes and her friend decides she wants to come. I say no, it should just be me and her. They give me a choice of taking both of them or neither. I say okay and walk away.

Now they're mad at me and she wants me to make it up to her.

I don't think I did anything wrong, though. They gave me an ultimatum, and I made my choice.

give her a ring and ask her to marry you

[thispego]

KIDS? K I D (S)? At 23? Jesus. What a whore. I love her.

reading comprehension is helpful.

[NoWhereMan]

WTF is wrong with you. Menage a trois!!

[BlackSwordsMan]

reading comprehension is helpful.

I read the first 5 posts. Said she had kidS.

[BlackSwordsMan]

i read 4 more posts and I see

[thispego]

:d

[CommanderMcBragg]

The more the merrier I always say.

[IronMexican]

seems like that photo posted, ironmexican paid her to take a photo with him...

Cousin tbh. Same girl from that first photo I posted.

Girl said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore tbh. Whatevs.

[Sisk]

Well that was underwhelming.

[IronMexican]

Well that was underwhelming.

Pretty much brah.

Pretty sure she still wants me though. Just det dere typical girl stuff.

[EmoHipstercan]

Why would a girl be afraid to go out alone with this guy?

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/41019_110240715701060_100001453964518_85411_628630 6_n.jpg

I don't get it.

Wincest!