When is it time to grow up?

[I. Hustle]

Online is one thing I guess. You can pretend to be a thug accountant or an internet site celebrity but what about real life?
Here at work I see guys walking around with haircuts I had in middle school and gold earrings in one ear. I hear crap like "What up dog?" and stories about how ffffuuuuucccccckkkkkkkeeeeddddd up they got last night. All while wearing slacks and a button up shirt. I worked with a chick that would always talk about her "baby daddy" and how he is locked up and in some prison gang. For real? You are proud of that?
Maybe I am just old (31), who knows.

[cantthinkofanything]

Probably a poor choice of audience to ask this to.

[I. Hustle]

Probably a poor choice of audience to ask this to.

Nah, it's the right audience. I mean guys like Tyson Chandler, Koriwhat, MiamiHeat, etc. can't really be that retarded in real life right? No offense guys I am just using you as examples of retardedness.

[cantthinkofanything]

Nah, it's the right audience. I mean guys like Tyson Chandler, Koriwhat, MiamiHeat, etc. can't really be that retarded in real life right?

Hard to say. I think there was another thread started today to try to address this.

[I. Hustle]

Nigga I see your bitchass still over here talking shit. MEET. UP. homeboy.

See.
If I were to actually meet up with him to kick his ass he definately wouldn't be saying nigga out loud and he wouldn't even get out of his car until I took off. THEN he would just go ahead and make a youtube video about how he was waiting for me.
I bet in his accounting class he is one of the pets and he just uses his online persona to act like he never could/can in real life.

[baseline bum]

See.
If I were to actually meet up with him to kick his ass he definately wouldn't be saying nigga out loud and he wouldn't even get out of his car until I took off.

Slobs go for the strap first tbh.

[baseline bum]

Unless I'm two feet away you'd miss tbh.

[Sisk]

Did the owner of the TC account change? Or is he schizophrenic?

[I. Hustle]

how do you crackers even know these terms? "slob?" that's something none of you would ever dare say to my face. it's all good behind a computer screen but in real life, when u see this 250 lbs ripped lookin like i just got out the pen comin at u, puttin the tool to your dome, you wouldn't have shit to say. because you can look me in my eyes and tell that i'm about my shit and would put 2 in your dome with no remorse.

so what's up hustle, you wanna back them words up homie?

:lol
you would put two in my "dome" huh?
:lol Cracker?
You would probably try to give me dome but that's about it.
You are probably telling the truth about being 250 but bitch you ain't ripped. The only thing you're ripping is that bag of doritos next to you.

[cantthinkofanything]

See.
If I were to actually meet up with him to kick his ass he definately wouldn't be saying nigga out loud and he wouldn't even get out of his car until I took off. THEN he would just go ahead and make a youtube video about how he was waiting for me.
I bet in his accounting class he is one of the pets and he just uses his online persona to act like he never could/can in real life.

You're probably right.
BTW, he's in Accounting for Non-High School Graduates.
So, I think you're over-selling him a bit.

[I. Hustle]

since u wanna bet then why don't u meet up too, i'll fight you both 2 on 1 homie it's whatever

I bet you like to take guys on two on one.

[I. Hustle]

You're probably right.
BTW, he's in Accounting for Non-High School Graduates.
So, I think you're over-selling him a bit.

benefit of the doubt and all that.

[CuckingFunt]

Nothing says hardcore like following up an e-threat with the phrase "it's whatever."

[I. Hustle]

all i see is talk and lame attempts at humor, the offer still stands homie. i won't sit here and play grabass all day, but i'll be back later to see if you accept and actually name a time and place.

It's the same shit from you pussy. By the way, we ain't pals, homeboys, or homies. You won't see me calling you that. When I refer to you it won't e homie it'll be bitch.

[Cochina]

make sure it's a secluded place too, i ain't goin back to la penta vato


la penta my ass!

[benefactor]

I'm not too much different online as I am in real life. I talk a little more trash online...but everyone does. I'm pretty sarcastic in real life and I kid around quite a bit, but I know when to shut it down too. That's the beauty of the internets. You don't have to ever shut it down if you don't want to.

With the exception of the trolls that actually pretend to be someone else that is well know, acting like you are someone else online and trying to pass that off as reality is pretty lame. There isn't a single person on here that has an elaborate story about their life or acts like an ITG that I believe.

[cantthinkofanything]

I bet you like to take guys on two on one.

:lol

I missed this the first time. The line deserved more appreciation.

[Sancha]

la penta my ass!

Hey prima, don't let him make you look all stupid and shit. It's la pInta, only a pendejo would call it penta.

[Chingo Bling]

make sure it's a secluded place too, i ain't goin back to la penta vato

I thought you were like cumanche or navahoe guey. Why you trying to sound Mexicano?

[Cochina]

Hey prima, don't let him make you look all stupid and shit. It's la pInta, only a pendejo would call it penta.

Gracias chica. Yeah, la penta is the ship Columbo sailed to the new world or some shit.

[thispego]

31? About 10 years ago for you, I.hustle

[JoeChalupa]

Grow as you are and not what others want you to be. You can grow up responsibly yet allow the kid in you to live on. Even in tense times I tend to try to lighten the mood and it may bother some and not others but I just try to take an analysis of the situation and go from there. You just really need to go with your gut but take the serious things seriously and the just do the best with the rest

[IronMexican]

"What up dog?"

Got a problem with that, dogg?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao a guy who makes fart jokes telling others to grow up

[I. Hustle]

:lmao a guy who makes fart jokes telling others to grow up

Lol
Don't you have some burgers to talk about?
I was mostly talking about work but that's cool.

[Creepn]

lol "Thug accountant"

That's good.

[Creepn]

.
You are probably telling the truth about being 250 but the bitch you ain't ripped. The only thing you're ripping is that bag of doritos next to you.

:rollin

Aaaaah shit!!

[Spursfan092120]

Horrible group to ask this to, tbh...like they said earlier. You might catch one or two people giving you an honest answer, the rest are going to act like internet badasses when honestly, they would probably duck and hide when someone got in their faces.

[Creepn]

Oh look who decided to show up, it's the nigga who couldn't hack it out in big D and had to run back home to the little leagues. You a hoe ass nigga and what you just pulled was a hoe ass move, congrats fuckboy.

WTF are you talking about? I did it big in my 2 years in Dallas than your 20 years of life in Dallas. I bet you never even stayed at the W Hotel huh? Do you live in a complex with valet in Dallas? Ya right. Your slob ass is slanging it in the "hood" on some non-existent block your dumbass made up.

Love you Dallas! Atlanta here I come!!

[Monostradamus]

complex? you lived in a fucking apartment dude :lmao

I'm on that cadillac on 24's, gated community livin maid havin shit. We been gettin it big since 2007. I done broke mil and I'm livin good homie. Get on my level.

:lol ain't none of that shit in Arlington, homie, you know that now DON'T FRONT.

you and I and everyone else knows Arlington has 3 things - 1. Six Flags, 2. Cowboys Stadium, 3. a whole shit ton of ghetto ass black people, and not even the good ghetto black people, I'm talkin just nonstop broke ass hood rats.

[Creepn]

complex? you lived in a fucking apartment dude :lmao

I'm on that cadillac on 24's, gated community livin maid havin shit. We been gettin it big since 2007. I done broke mil and I'm livin good homie. Get on my level.


lol Thinking living downtown is cheap.

You living like that huh? So you one of those sad suicidal millionaire kids by day but at night you don your red bandana costume and become Super Blood Man of OakCliff?

[I. Hustle]

nigga all that money you poured into rent is gone now. wasted. down the drain. no equity in that hoe whatsoever. get on my level homie and buy yourself a nice home.

:lmao Caddy on 24s
:lmao posting your grades
:lmao got a mil
:lmao equity

All that and going to school to be a bean counter :lol


Tyson Chandler thug accountant at your service.

[I. Hustle]

:lmao WE been gettin it big since 07.

I bet you've been getting it big.

[Creepn]

lol You make a mil but instead of getting a Bentley, you ride a caddy on 24's? Ya you are doing it real big. :lmao

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[Creepn]

Do you have any idea how much a CPA makes? You're talking out of your ass. I may be rich, but who said I wanna deal forever? I'm tryin to take this shit legit. If i get a badass paying job, I can begin to slowly launder all that drug money into bank accounts and shit.


:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin: rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[xellos88330]

I am actually exactly the same online as I am in the real world. I know who I am. I am quite happy with it too. Everyone has issues and such that they deal with in the real world, but I don't run from them by pretending to be something I am not just to feel better about myself. In the end, I would only be kidding myself and that would only add to the pressures of reality, because no matter how many people believe that I am like my online persona, it is still me when I look in the mirror. What I would see in that mirror is a liar and fake. Someone who is upset and angry with themselves because no matter how hard they try, they can never be who they are online.

I am very secure with who I am. I actually have posted real pictures of myself (symple19 likes to help with that. LOl!), and my wife on here. If people dog me, I don't really take it seriously. That doesn't matter to me. All that matters to me is MY HAPPINESS. I don't need people to like me to be happy. I don't need to bring other people down to feel better either. I just let them do that to themselves.

I completely understand what you are talking about in the OP. Growing up is tough for people to do. It usually happens when the person finally gets sick of letting life kick their ass, and decides to actually take control of their own life and stop letting others influence it. Then they will understand all the wrong decisions they made, and how much they have been holding themselves back. Then when they look in the mirror, they will know who they really are.

[Reggie Williams]

how do you crackers even know these terms? "slob?" that's something none of you would ever dare say to my face. it's all good behind a computer screen but in real life, when u see this 250 lbs ripped lookin like i just got out the pen comin at u, puttin the tool to your dome, you wouldn't have shit to say. because you can look me in my eyes and tell that i'm about my shit and would put 2 in your dome with no remorse.

so what's up hustle, you wanna back them words up homie?

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

troll galore

[Chingo Bling]

CCCChhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt guey, you wan me to give up the viejas, the sizzzyurp, the iceses y todo eso? Estas loco guey.

[I. Hustle]

Native American - check
Been in the pen - check
Thug ass blood - check
Ripped - check
Drug dealer - check
High GPA - check
School for accounting - check
Millionaire - check
Skatin' on 24's - check
Couldn't finish high school - check

After entering all of that into google this is what I came up with.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110517162936/creepypasta/images/2/2a/Fat-nerd-computer.jpg

[Saved By Zero]

:lmao

[DMC]

Growing up happens in stages. I don't think you ever get there. First you believe it's silly to act silly, then you believe it's not, then you believe it is, then it's not, then you don't care.

People are all basically the same. They all repeat what they've heard and some of us just latch on to things and don't let go. Others keep upgrading their sayings. It's all meaningless either way.

[MannyIsGod]

There's no "time" to grow up. It just happens (for most). Eventually priorities change and the stupid shit you thought was the world when you were younger isn't so important anymore and your overall perspective changes. I don't necessarily think some of the things you mentioned means those people haven't grown up though. Responsibility and taking care of it are the hallmarks of maturity - not whether or not you say "dog".

I do find I'm more grouchy now toward the shit I associate with stupid teenagers, though. If I'm riding the train home and some asshole is listening to music out loud without headphones or when I see some stupid kid with pants down below his ass I just SMH.

[I. Hustle]

There's no "time" to grow up. It just happens (for most). Eventually priorities change and the stupid shit you thought was the world when you were younger isn't so important anymore and your overall perspective changes. I don't necessarily think some of the things you mentioned means those people haven't grown up though. Responsibility and taking care of it are the hallmarks of maturity - not whether or not you say "dog".

I do find I'm more grouchy now toward the shit I associate with stupid teenagers, though. If I'm riding the train home and some asshole is listening to music out loud without headphones or when I see some stupid kid with pants down below his ass I just SMH.

I'll agree that just saying dog does not mean that they are completely immature but it's just the way they say it. Plus 30 something year old guys with faux hawks just looks ridiculous in this setting.
One guy here has a "nice" car, tatts on his neck, a fauxhawk, and always wears jordans and polo. He is married with 3 kids and his wife drives a beat up car and they live at her parents house.
It's just funny to me how these guys still think they are in high school or something.

[mrsmaalox]

I think it's more about growing than growing up. The world, our surroundings, our needs change at varying speeds and we have to change with them. Not changing would leave us "stuck" in a past mindset that is counterproductive to our existence. There's not a specific time to do it, it's a constant process.

[MannyIsGod]

I'll agree that just saying dog does not mean that they are completely immature but it's just the way they say it. Plus 30 something year old guys with faux hawks just looks ridiculous in this setting.
One guy here has a "nice" car, tatts on his neck, a fauxhawk, and always wears jordans and polo. He is married with 3 kids and his wife drives a beat up car and they live at her parents house.
It's just funny to me how these guys still think they are in high school or something.

Do you work at some kind of call center? When I worked at West in HS there were a lot of people the way you describe. The only reason they dressed "professionaly" is because they had to.

[I. Hustle]

Do you work at some kind of call center? When I worked at West in HS there were a lot of people the way you describe. The only reason they dressed "professionaly" is because they had to.

That's the thing, if I worked in a call center I would be ok with it. The thing is I work on a pretty big campus with multiple buildings/departments. It is up to the senior management in your area to decide on the dress code. For instance, in my area the senior management team is fine with us wearing jeans and a t-shirts but in some of the other groups that make considerably less than us they have to wear slacks and button up shirts. It's backwards but oh well.
Since we don't deal with customers directly and do a lot of the nerd work they let us come in to work casual. The other group in my building answers calls all day but they don't actually see the customers and they still have to dress in business attire. Plus they do all the grunt work and get paid crap for it.

[Accountant]

y'all niggaz don't even know what time it is. We through playin', it's time to clap up some busta ass bitches who don't want none, ya heard! Fuck a beef I end shit, niggaz! I'll be quick to snatch that wallet off ya dead ass too, feel me! After that I'll find your family and make sure they file my theft as a charitable donation in your name, thereby making it a tax writeoff and ensuring your family won't be hit too hard by Uncle Sam in their time of mourning. Then I'ma fuck ya bitch and smack all yo fuckin' hood ass kids, nigga!

[BlackSwordsMan]

isn't it kinda funny the US fucked your people out of land now you're learning how to file papers for their banks?

[BlackSwordsMan]

lifes a trip que no

[I. Hustle]

I think it's more about growing than growing up. The world, our surroundings, our needs change at varying speeds and we have to change with them. Not changing would leave us "stuck" in a past mindset that is counterproductive to our existence. There's not a specific time to do it, it's a constant process.

I just don't understand these people who act and dress ghetto at work but still expect to be taken seriously. They want to get paid but they talk like idiots.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I just had a couple of grapes I'm a little tipsy sorry if that was mean

[I. Hustle]

isn't it kinda funny the us fucked your people out of land now you're learning how to file papers for their banks?

lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

I was talking to the native american who is majoring in accounting.

[I. Hustle]

I was talking to the native american who is majoring in accounting.

What are you talking about?

[BlackSwordsMan]

tom?

[I. Hustle]

tom?

james?

[Soul_Patch]

fZa7hU6tP_s

[hehateme]

y'all niggaz don't even know what time it is. We through playin', it's time to clap up some busta ass bitches who don't want none, ya heard! Fuck a beef I end shit, niggaz! I'll be quick to snatch that wallet off ya dead ass too, feel me! After that I'll find your family and make sure they file my theft as a charitable donation in your name, thereby making it a tax writeoff and ensuring your family won't be hit too hard by Uncle Sam in their time of mourning. Then I'ma fuck ya bitch and smack all yo fuckin' hood ass kids, nigga!


To sum this post up:

Chiefsuckingcock is angry that the white man is taking his job/land/etc and he isn't going to take it anymore. He likes beef but only in shit and will fuck it, do not doubt that. He will take your wallet when you are sleeping and then will go to H&R Block to file some charitable tax writeoff in the name of person's wallet he stole. He will then fuck a dog and then rape a ghetto in the name of nigga.

I'd say that sums it up...

[I am Tom]

tom?

:flipoff

[hehateme]

Yes, he does, I will give you that one.

[hehateme]

you're beaner doesn't that make u mad?


Actually I'm an oreo and no I'm laughin at your red faced ass everytime you post.