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Viva Las Espuelas
07-29-2011, 10:42 AM
Kinda hard finding a clean shitter these days. SMH
Mr Hanky
07-29-2011, 10:46 AM
Good luck and use an ass gasket if you must.
I. Hustle
07-29-2011, 10:55 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y8P_JzWTlQI/Rq8c1EyHv4I/AAAAAAAAAbI/wz4udPQyrf8/s200/sexy+toilet.jpg
Viva Las Espuelas
07-29-2011, 10:57 AM
Good luck and use an ass gasket if you must.

I always 4-ply it :tu
mrsmaalox
07-29-2011, 11:03 AM
Cantthinkofanything can give you some advice about who NOT to hire to clean your bathroom.
Viva Las Espuelas
07-29-2011, 11:05 AM
Wouldn't that require thinking?
MannyIsGod
07-29-2011, 11:08 AM
/fabbs
cheguevara
07-29-2011, 11:09 AM
on mavfan
Viva Las Espuelas
07-29-2011, 11:09 AM
Oh and my shitter is spotless. I was just speaking while I was out and about. Kinda like the swimming thread. Kinda.
MannyIsGod
07-29-2011, 11:11 AM
I usually like to take dumps in Starbucks, tbh. I just go in, order my coffee and once my bowels loosen up while watching the crazy lady I'm good to go.
Viva Las Espuelas
07-29-2011, 11:14 AM
Starbucks do have some nice crappers but I haven't been there in ages.
Trainwreck2100
07-29-2011, 11:44 AM
Never use the handicap or the first stall. The handicap gets fucked up by fatties
StudMuffin
07-29-2011, 11:46 AM
I use the head in hotel lobbies.
Viva Las Espuelas
07-29-2011, 11:57 AM
Never use the handicap or the first stall. The handicap gets fucked up by fatties

I like using the aluminum bar for leverage whenever I have any problems with my release.
nkdlunch
07-29-2011, 12:04 PM
Lincoln Center. Alice Tully Hall, the Met. Magnificent facilities.
benefactor
07-29-2011, 12:27 PM
I have a couple of go to spots that I know are always clean.

Couple of tricks...keep a notebook/clipboard of some sort in your car. Pull up to a large office building and walk in with it under your arm like you are there doing something official. Most large office buildings have nice crappers and they are usually right there close to the elevators.

If you feel like you are not dressed appropriately for this then a restaurant is your best bet(think Cheddars, Chilis, etc.). Walk in and tell the host/hostess that you have a party already there. Head for the crapper, make deposit then bail. If the crapper is in the front near the hostess make one lap around the restaurant.
BlackSwordsMan
07-29-2011, 12:29 PM
ever had a chick shit on your chest and then you eat out her asshole after?
Cuppycake Gumdrop
07-29-2011, 12:32 PM
ever had a chick shit on your chest and then you eat out her asshole after?

:lmao