Rappin' Shaq
07-31-2011, 07:44 PM
I walked into the forum, saw it was pretty wack
So it's time fo Rappin' Shaq to make another comeback
You sad sack of shits are turning this forum to waste
So I'm about to start slingin shit all over this damn place
I'm gonna keep this shit short, just call it DPG
You spurfans are pathetic, like those clowns who ball at UTD
Thinking Robinson was a true #1 now ain't that just rich?
Ho didn't sign an autograph, 10 years later I make him my bitch
The only thing that saved him was the tired old shitbag,
cause up until then he was Olajuwon's jizzrag
Chasing Rodman around, saying he needed Jesus in his heart
That shit was a disaster right from the start
So now it's on to you faggots who stink up this site
This place is gayer than Kool's dick in a swordfight
Look at ashraf sneakin in here tryin to get some love
Fuck with me and i'll send your ass straight back to chess club
And then I see DPG talkin shit to Tyson, that was quite a scene
Like that time i saw lakaluva jackin off to a fuckin' naruto magazine
but seriously that little shit just beats it all
Nigga learn your place and go back to the short stall
Like cobbler after round 2, it's time for me to roll
thispego's in town so it's time to smoke that last bowl
Adios you sad fucks, i gotta exit with haste
but first you faggots gotta TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!!!!
So it's time fo Rappin' Shaq to make another comeback
You sad sack of shits are turning this forum to waste
So I'm about to start slingin shit all over this damn place
I'm gonna keep this shit short, just call it DPG
You spurfans are pathetic, like those clowns who ball at UTD
Thinking Robinson was a true #1 now ain't that just rich?
Ho didn't sign an autograph, 10 years later I make him my bitch
The only thing that saved him was the tired old shitbag,
cause up until then he was Olajuwon's jizzrag
Chasing Rodman around, saying he needed Jesus in his heart
That shit was a disaster right from the start
So now it's on to you faggots who stink up this site
This place is gayer than Kool's dick in a swordfight
Look at ashraf sneakin in here tryin to get some love
Fuck with me and i'll send your ass straight back to chess club
And then I see DPG talkin shit to Tyson, that was quite a scene
Like that time i saw lakaluva jackin off to a fuckin' naruto magazine
but seriously that little shit just beats it all
Nigga learn your place and go back to the short stall
Like cobbler after round 2, it's time for me to roll
thispego's in town so it's time to smoke that last bowl
Adios you sad fucks, i gotta exit with haste
but first you faggots gotta TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!!!!