HMM Invitational

[Hype Man Manu]

AAAWWWWWWWWWW Shit! With the return of Rappin' Shaq and that newcomer lil B I am hosting the first ever Hype Man Manu Invitational. No prizes will be awarded outside of Spurstalk E cred but the challenge is open to everyone.
It's lame as shit but with the off season and the possible loss of the season what else do you got? You could go and read that shitty krew vs. krew shit or that Tyson_Chandler vs. I.Hustle crap OR maybe laugh at some of the dumbasses that try their hand at rapping.
Here are the rules:
Don't suck

[BlackSwordsMan]

you make me want to post UGH

[TacoMeatJackson]

I gots to bump this and keep it relevant cause I intend to drop something for the invitational. But I'm a nigga who take his time to write something out. Never was any good at the freestyle game.

Maybe that nigga Rappin' Shaq can start something off, get this shit cracking. Or that up-and-coming based god lil nigga.

[TacoMeatJackson]

Trying to front swole, actin' a role
Kool got nothin' cept a dick like a mole
Burying balls deep into Lakaluva's asshole
Prospectin' his prostate, looking for gold

This cat got some kinda deal
Mouth pumped up, spittin' words full of zeal
But if nigga ever step to me in the real
I'll turn that face into a hot mexican meal

Spicy with blood drippin' down his chin
These fists gave his grill a brutal killin'
Now he got beaners from Miami to Cuba
Pickin' at his face with gotdamn tortillas

Punk bitch reppin' Cali when you Houston born 'n raised
Quit that bullshit and know your place
As the nigga who'll give any dick a taste
On your knees, lettin' that skeet flow over yo face

No wonder you on the dick of snitchass Kobe
Cuz you and him share the same niche
Since you're a practitioner of his number one fetish
As well as a nigga who can't pay off a bet
But at least with you, Kobe'll never hafta say:
"I jerked off when she left."

[Leetonidas]

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