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dirk4mvp
08-05-2011, 04:21 AM
Okay so this happened last Saturday night. Me and my friend were having a few beers over at his house, putting in a marathon session on Madden. After working our way through about half a dozen beers each, and with the score a massive 11-3 in my favor (that's 11 games to 3, not points obviously), my friend decided he'd had enough and suggested we hit the town.

We arrive in the club about 11 and head straight to the bar. By chance we run into this girl (who's with a friend) I've been hooking up with on and off for a year or so (lets call her jane) and I go grinding pretty quick while my friend chats with her friend at the bar. Things seem to be goin pretty well for both of us. Like 20 minutes later my girl's friend (sarah) interrupts us and they leave for a smoke and i notice my friend (steve) is knocking a few shots back at the bar with some friends he ran into. I go up and chill at the bar for a while then Jane comes over and basically says we cant hook up unless steve gets with sarah because she cant leave sarah on her own for the night. I go up and let steve know the story and he basically says "nah not up for it".

Aside from the fact he's screwin me outta getting laid this girl is like a solid 7 and he hasn't had any action for as long as i can remember. I say exactly this and he just kinda says "sorry bro not gonna happen". I try to make it happen with Jane anyway, but she ends up leaving and things are now kind of awkward with her. She was a semi-regular lay so at this point I'm pretty much steaming.

When I asked my friend why the hell he shot her down, he wasn't able to offer much more than that he "wasn't into her". And before you say anything about him, he's definitely not gay.


I was talkin to him the next day, and when I brought it up he said something about how he "probably shuda gone for it".

So should I be pissed at my friend, or just let it go? I've been thinking about it nonstop since it happened last weekend.

dirk4mvp
08-05-2011, 04:23 AM
btw, this thread is worthless without a pic. The solid 7 I was trying to get with is on the left.


http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2940/janeandme.jpg

Koolaid_Man
08-05-2011, 07:16 AM
btw, this thread is worthless without a pic. The solid 7 I was trying to get with is on the left.


http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2940/janeandme.jpg


it's 2011 and you still smoke? :lol smoking is disgusting numnuts...

I. Hustle
08-05-2011, 07:52 AM
a 7? How is she a 7? Are you deducting points for height?

dirk4mvp
08-05-2011, 08:57 AM
that's about as solid as a 7 gets.

Veterinarian.
08-05-2011, 09:09 AM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/6714825/1279822647194.jpg

should've gone for it imo

vato loco
08-05-2011, 09:32 AM
by left do u mean the fat one or the skinny??

Rain Man
08-05-2011, 10:22 AM
by left do u mean the fat one or the skinny??

He means politically. The one he was going for is on the left... a democrat.

Blouses
08-05-2011, 11:25 AM
lmao thats a 7?? she looks like stan van gundy without the stache

Chingo Bling
08-05-2011, 11:28 AM
lmao thats a 7?? she looks like stan van gundy without the stache

I bet chee gives good head. Look at the cabeza on that puta.

dirk4mvp
08-05-2011, 11:34 AM
another pic to keep you guys updated on the solid 7 I missed out on :(

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7426/sarahs21st2.jpg

pass1st
08-05-2011, 11:42 AM
I would give her a 7.5 for having love handles bigger than her tits.

pass1st
08-05-2011, 11:43 AM
Drop dead sexy friends too, should have worked at getting a 3some.

Leetonidas
08-05-2011, 12:06 PM
another pic to keep you guys updated on the solid 7 I missed out on :(

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7426/sarahs21st2.jpg

:vomit:

LeBald Crabs
08-05-2011, 12:08 PM
That's an 8 all the way by my standards and your "friend" is indeed a douchebag. You should just give ME her number and i got some friends that would lick all 9 fingers to fuck the other one.

BlackSwordsMan
08-05-2011, 12:50 PM
stick your little asian wang in her and be done with it tbh

BlackSwordsMan
08-05-2011, 12:52 PM
i cant stop staring at her its like shes staring into my soul

dirk4mvp
08-05-2011, 12:52 PM
and.....?


where's the double take goods god dammit

dirk4mvp
08-05-2011, 12:52 PM
i cant stop staring at her its like shes staring into my soul

lmcontrollinao!!!!!


he's back

BlackSwordsMan
08-05-2011, 12:53 PM
^_^

Axe Murderer
08-05-2011, 01:01 PM
CoonSwordsMan

BlackSwordsMan
08-05-2011, 01:04 PM
that doesnt make sense

Kirk Nowitzki
08-05-2011, 01:15 PM
http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/d_7387.jpg

hehateme
08-05-2011, 05:35 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth..


They all add up to a 7 and that fat golum lookin one is definitely in the negatives. You seriously must be plastered everytime you hook up with said jane if that is a 7 to you.

DMC
08-05-2011, 06:05 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/6714825/1279822647194.jpg

Which of these is you?

DMC
08-05-2011, 06:07 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/6714825/1279824242005.jpg

4>0rings
08-05-2011, 06:07 PM
Looks like DPG in a dress.

DPG21920
08-05-2011, 06:08 PM
Except taller ^

DMC
08-05-2011, 06:09 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/6714825/1279825498289.png