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Nathan89
08-09-2011, 04:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TON2H.jpg

He does

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGY2Y_jCf_f9AZHYZOTG_rsKmfDoUBH 9WggfGL0-0VsLuqxDvJtA
CubanSucks
08-09-2011, 04:11 PM
no fucking way. I mean honestly, how the fuck does that even work
Findog
08-09-2011, 04:13 PM
She just about could blow him standing up.
DMC
08-09-2011, 04:19 PM
no fucking way. I mean honestly, how the fuck does that even work
It's not as hard as it looks. Vanessa closes her eyes and thinks of Shaq.
I. Hustle
08-09-2011, 04:34 PM
WTF? When she gets tired does he put her in his pocket?
DMC
08-09-2011, 04:38 PM
WTF? When she gets tired does he put her in his pocket?
Did you watch that fuck play for the last 8 years? It's him you have to worry about getting tired.
Creepn
08-09-2011, 05:10 PM
no fucking way. I mean honestly, how the fuck does that even work

lol.

Looks like a dude holding hands with his daughter to me.
Halberto
08-09-2011, 06:32 PM
LOL

Shaq has made over $200 million in his lifetime, yet he wears a wife beater and house slippers when he shops with his living fleshlight ...
Koolaid_Man
08-09-2011, 06:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TON2H.jpg





:lol DMC's lil pecker is bigger than Shaq's....
ChumpDumper
08-09-2011, 06:40 PM
lol jorts.
pass1st
08-09-2011, 06:43 PM
Price of sex for Shaq: What she's holding in her left hand.
IronMexican
08-09-2011, 06:46 PM
lol jorts.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slideshows/135/slideshow_13562/display_image.jpg?x=409682

Everyone is doing it.
JayTheClown
08-09-2011, 07:20 PM
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/flavor-flav.jpg

Flava Flav: Hey Shaq how does my ass taste
DMC
08-09-2011, 08:12 PM
:lol DMC's lil pecker is bigger than Shaq's....
This man speaks from experience, on both accounts.
DMC
08-09-2011, 08:12 PM
Price of sex for Shaq: What she's holding in her left hand.
Shit, that's the price for any straight male with a job.
pass1st
08-09-2011, 08:42 PM
Shit, that's the price for any straight male with a job.

By the look of the store, he probably spent more than most people would make in a month. Can't he just get an escort with flat rates?
I. Hustle
08-09-2011, 08:42 PM
lol jorts.

I bet those were IM's jncos.
adrienne
08-09-2011, 08:58 PM
The more I stare at that photo, the less it looks like real life.
baseline bum
08-09-2011, 09:17 PM
I wonder if she lets him fist her?
DPG21920
08-09-2011, 09:21 PM
You're a weird guy, Base, a weird guy.
baseline bum
08-09-2011, 09:28 PM
You gotta admit that would be a killer pic tbh
ChumpDumper
08-09-2011, 09:46 PM
You gotta admit that would be a killer pic tbhThey could have a ventriloquist act.
adrienne
08-09-2011, 09:47 PM
Ouch.
CubanSucks
08-09-2011, 11:16 PM
from just eyeing them both, it would seem that when they're "in the act of coitus" her head would only come up to his chest. That's gotta be some pretty non-intimate love making
redzero
08-09-2011, 11:22 PM
lol jorts.

Jorts to him are a pair of baggy pants for everyone else.
Creepn
08-09-2011, 11:56 PM
from just eyeing them both, it would seem that when they're "in the act of coitus" her head would only come up to his chest. That's gotta be some pretty non-intimate love making

uh...*ahem*...hate to take away a little innocence from a virgin but uh...there are other positions.
CubanSucks
08-10-2011, 01:50 AM
uh...*ahem*...hate to take away a little innocence from a virgin but uh...there are other positions.

tell me more!


ok seriously douche, give me one position in which they wouldn't look comical. Missionary is just the easiest to visualize and make fun of.
baseline bum
08-10-2011, 07:29 AM
tell me more!


ok seriously douche, give me one position in which they wouldn't look comical. Missionary is just the easiest to visualize and make fun of.

hot karl?
DMC
08-10-2011, 08:06 AM
By the look of the store, he probably spent more than most people would make in a month. Can't he just get an escort with flat rates?
He spends more for lunch than most make in a month. It's all relative.
Giuseppe
08-10-2011, 08:09 AM
Kobe: 5

Daddy: 4 (and frozen)

That's gotta be eatin' at Daddy's ass.

Ah well, in for penny, in for pound.
DMC
08-10-2011, 08:24 AM
Kobe: 5

Daddy: 4 (and frozen)

That's gotta be eatin' at Daddy's ass.

Ah well, in for penny, in for pound.

You should change your avatar to a fortune cookie.
Giuseppe
08-10-2011, 09:14 AM
Pretty thick gal. I'd smash. Wonder what her name is?

Stevie Nash.
KobeOwnsDuncan
08-10-2011, 10:31 AM
Stevie Nash.
http://www.undrcrwn.com/storage/photo.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1273459944136
Creepn
08-10-2011, 10:34 AM
tell me more!


ok seriously douche, give me one position in which they wouldn't look comical. Missionary is just the easiest to visualize and make fun of.

I'm pretty sure Shaq ragdolls it. Playas don't do lovemaking.
cheguevara
08-10-2011, 11:55 AM
don't u mofos watch porn? that's how it works
cheguevara
08-10-2011, 11:59 AM
what I wanna know is how does this work?

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kobe-gay.jpg
Giuseppe
08-10-2011, 12:08 PM
Ain't a single Stevie Nash gene in dem pants old man. That's as obvious as the rash on your ass.

Bullshit. She looks just like Nash. It's a swingin' dick there.
Giuseppe
08-10-2011, 12:10 PM
what I wanna know is how does this work?

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kobe-gay.jpg


I always dream of DUNCAN dressed like that, us sitting across from each other at The Chuckbox, he's paid the bill, it's not 117 in the shade, Motel 6 let's us register as a single.

Manoshevitz!!!
cheguevara
08-10-2011, 12:12 PM
Bullshit. She looks just like Nash. It's a swingin' dick there.

she actually looks like Kobe

http://a1.img.mobypicture.com/e9a8313c1af9132f7c4a872b7291af04_view.jpg