Fellas we're driving the women away from this board

[Koolaid_Man]

Fellas we need to protect the jewels that are amongst us...that's why I'm going to soften my stance on a lot of issues. I want the fems to see the softer more gentler side of Kool and I hope to be an encouragement to some of the knuckleheads on this site. First and foremost to the ladies of Spurtalk I apologize for being so dam rude and crass. I should be setting a better example since I'm in a privileged position to do so. It's a moral failure on my part because if I saw some of these guys on a date at burger king I'd no doubt I'd give them something to eat, I wouldn't call INS on illegals, and I dam sure wouldn't go to another midget mud wrestling contest in my life... That's the kind of person I really am. I also know that many of you love sports and so I'd like to see you stick around just a little while longer...( as the memories of last season are wiped away)...

I also want to acknowledge that some of you may not hear it from your man very often and so I want you to know that I appreciate you...mainly your contribution to the NBA forum where rivalries abound, so as you sit alone tonight or as your man comes in from a long's day work just know that you are appreciated...and I for one am not ashamed to let you know.

:toast To Your Work
7TupvVpxY_U -JYxc5ftEzg

[DMX7]

:toast To Your Work


FV_GoGcWH_c

[Giuseppe]

When you're at least 6'4", carved out of black granite and are hung like Mr. Ed what the Hell do you expect?

[pass1st]

Women who like a sport enough to go to a forum aren't the dainty jewels you seem to believe. I suppose it's a social nuance that went over your head.

[djohn2oo8]

FV_GoGcWH_c
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Fellas we need to protect the jewels that are amongst us...that's why I'm going to soften my stance on a lot of issues. I want the fems to see the softer more gentler side of Kool and I hope to be an encouragement to some of the knuckleheads on this site. First and foremost to the ladies of Spurtalk I apologize for being so dam rude and crass. I should be setting a better example since I'm in a privileged position to do so. It's a moral failure on my part because if I saw some of these guys on a date at burger king I'd no doubt I'd give them something to eat, I wouldn't call INS on illegals, and I dam sure wouldn't go to another midget mud wrestling contest in my life... That's the kind of person I really am. I also know that many of you love sports and so I'd like to see you stick around just a little while longer...( as the memories of last season are wiped away)...

I also want to acknowledge that some of you may not hear it from your man very often and so I want you to know that I appreciate you...mainly your contribution to the NBA forum where rivalries abound, so as you sit alone tonight or as your man comes in from a long's day work just know that you are appreciated...and I for one am not ashamed to let you know.

:toast To Your Work
7TupvVpxY_U -JYxc5ftEzg

Hey Tina. Look, you've been out of the game too long. You made me thousands of dollars, but this time its different. I've recently been contacted by Hustler inc. and they want you to do a couple of videos for them. You better be ready too, I have 50,000 dollars riding on this. Oh, and your porn stagename will be Sandy Vagina. So drink alot of water, and keep a considerable amount of sand in that cooch, which I know shouldn't be a problem for you since you are naturally sandy, ya crusty ass bitch.

[Koolaid_Man]

When you're at least 6'4", carved out of black granite and are hung like Mr. Ed what the Hell do you expect?

Well Katie girl soldiered through it. The first 8 inches were on the house, but the last half a foot I made her pay. :lol

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Well Katie girl soldiered through it. The first 8 inches were on the house, but the last half a foot I made her pay. :lol

What would you know about makin people pay? You take it up the ass on a daily basis girl

[Koolaid_Man]

Women who like a sport enough to go to a forum aren't the dainty jewels you seem to believe. I suppose it's a social nuance that went over your head.

Maybe so pass...but the reality is I'm legendary round these parts...good or bad...and no no you gots to put in your own work round here...no getting wet off Kool. Get your pay and weight up.

[ElNono]

FV_GoGcWH_c

:rollin

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Maybe so pass...but the reality is I'm legendary round these parts...good or bad...and no no you gots to put in your own work round here...no getting wet off Kool. Get your pay and weight up.

:lmao TaeboNinjaTranny

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Real Name: Purple piss power ranger
Weight: 84 lbs
Talent: Squirting

[pass1st]

Maybe so pass...but the reality is I'm legendary round these parts...good or bad...and no no you gots to put in your own work round here...no getting wet off Kool. Get your pay and weight up.

By "round these parts", I guess you mean this forum. I never really recognized "e-cred", just another form of compensating. The rest of what you said is unintelligible, no offense meant.

[Giuseppe]

Well Katie girl soldiered through it. The first 8 inches were on the house, but the last half a foot I made her pay. :lol

We got the shirt out of it. Katie turned it into a table cloth.

[Koolaid_Man]

We got the shirt out of it. Katie turned it into a table cloth.

excellent...make sure you eat your Wheaties on that shit...:lol

[LnGrrrR]

Well Katie girl soldiered through it. The first 8 inches were on the house, but the last half a foot I made her pay. :lol

So you have a 14 inch long penis? You should contact the Guinness Book of World Records.

Also, that explains why you have such a hard time thinking.

[LnGrrrR]

I gotta say Culby, I don't get the whole, "Koolaid had sex with my wife and I enjoy it" angle.

[Koolaid_Man]

I gotta say Culby, I don't get the whole, "Koolaid had sex with my wife and I enjoy it" angle.

there's quite a bit you don't get...:lol the thought is disturbing huh...:lol

[LnGrrrR]

there's quite a bit you don't get...:lol the thought is disturbing huh...:lol

If you get off with sleeping with old ladies while their old husbands watch, that's your thing I guess.

[Koolaid_Man]

If you get off with sleeping with old ladies while their old husbands watch, that's your thing I guess.

Young mexican wives are the best...:lol

[LnGrrrR]

Young mexican wives are the best...:lol

Mine is 8 months pregnant... I guess I will add that to your list of fetishes?

[LkrFan]

FV_GoGcWH_c

Well, hot damn. :lmao

[Giuseppe]

Mine is 8 months pregnant.

Kevin?

[Giuseppe]

I gotta say Culby, I don't get the whole, "Koolaid had sex with my wife and I enjoy it" angle.

This explains why you ain't been up my ass since I returned.

tee, hee.

[Koolaid_Man]

Mine is 8 months pregnant... I guess I will add that to your list of fetishes?


I apologize Lng...I try to avoid that in most cases......take good care of the kid...I owe you one...:lol

[LnGrrrR]

Kevin?

Devin was the first. This one is Jacob.

[LnGrrrR]

I apologize Lng...I try to avoid that in most cases......take good care of the kid...I owe you one...:lol

:toast :tu

[Giuseppe]

Devin was the first. This one is Jacob.

No, Kevin is the father of Jacob, right?

[LnGrrrR]

No, Kevin is the father of Jacob, right?

It's been quite awhile since I read the Bible, but I'm pretty sure I don't remember a "Kevin".

For what it's worth, I don't remember a "Kevin" in Lost either. :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

No, Kevin is the father of Jacob, right?

Job is you heathen.

[Giuseppe]

It's been quite awhile since I read the Bible, but I'm pretty sure I don't remember a "Kevin".

For what it's worth, I don't remember a "Kevin" in Lost either. :lol

Don't be purposely obtuse. Kevin is Kool Aid Man, and you'd better have a paternity test performed on your wife. Or, just wait until she pops and a 7lb hunk of black granite shows in the delivery room.

[Koolaid_Man]

Don't be purposely obtuse. Kevin is Kool Aid Man, and you'd better have a paternity test performed on your wife. Or, just wait until she pops and a 7lb hunk of black granite shows in the delivery room.


I'm black...but not dark skinned...although I wish I was darker...:lol the African warrior type...

Lngrrr is so naive...only he would view that as a compliment....:lolbut he's doing me a favor...


BTW Lng...this is a compliment...Congrats on the new kid....:toast

[Giuseppe]

BTW Lng...this is a compliment...Congrats on the new kid....:toast

He couldn't a done without ya, Kevin.

:toast

[Koolaid_Man]

He couldn't a done without ya, Kevin.

:toast


:lol I told him to give her my best....If he can...:lol

[DMC]

tbh if you cannot have a kid with your girl, you probably didn't have one with someone else's girl either.

[DMC]

He couldn't a done without ya, Kevin.

:toast

How's the penis pump working for ya?

Remember, it's:

Culby 4"

Kevin 5"

[LnGrrrR]

Don't be purposely obtuse. Kevin is Kool Aid Man, and you'd better have a paternity test performed on your wife. Or, just wait until she pops and a 7lb hunk of black granite shows in the delivery room.

Hmm... you'd had better schticks. 3/10.

[Giuseppe]

Hmm... you'd had better schticks. 3/10.

Word to the wise:::brush up on your childhood ebonics.

[LnGrrrR]

Word to the wise:::brush up on your childhood ebonics.

Hm... maybe I was a bit harsh. 3.5/10

[Giuseppe]

Hm... maybe I was a bit harsh. 3.5/10

Don't try charmin' me, Ln. I ain't in a charmin' mood.

[BlackSwordsMan]

2.0 at best he was trying to charm you

[DMC]

Don't try charmin' me, Ln. I ain't in a charmin' mood.
Ah... penis pump is either broken or has a "spur" inside it. Hate it when that happens.

[Giuseppe]

I don't penis pump. I just get it within the confines of my fist, drench it in KY liquid and gel and try and finagle it. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it don't.

[adrienne]

Oh, irony.

[DMC]

Try someone else's fist or hell, get you a watermelon, sit it in the sun for a few hours, cut a hole and go after it. Pretend it's Diana Turasi and BR is watching.

[Giuseppe]

Try someone else's fist or hell, get you a watermelon, sit it in the sun for a few hours, cut a hole and go after it. Pretend it's Diana Turasi and BR is watching.

Dude, I have a ribbon of flesh to work with. I can write or read "pornography" for an hour and nothing changes except in my head. Aside from the fear that I will lose ability to ejaculate I have an deeper fear that I'll lose the last functioning sexual organ in my body. My brain. That it will wither and die as my penis has. If the would happen I don't know what I would do, to be perfectly honest.

[Giuseppe]

Oh, irony.

Bend over. Kevin will give you a fuckin' irony.

[adrienne]

I don't know who Kevin is.

[Giuseppe]

I don't know who Kevin is.

Kool Aid Man. His real name is Kevin.

[DMC]

Dude, I have a ribbon of flesh to work with. I can write or read "pornography" for an hour and nothing changes except in my head. Aside from the fear that I will lose ability to ejaculate I have an deeper fear that I'll lose the last functioning sexual organ in my body. My brain. That it will wither and die as my penis has. If the would happen I don't know what I would do, to be perfectly honest.

Nah, remember Hemingway wrote until... wait... bad example...

There are many things to do with your brain that don't include sex. The thing stops working for a reason, so you will put it down and get on with it.

[Giuseppe]

Nah, remember Hemingway wrote until... wait... bad example.

:lol

[adrienne]

I see, and no thank you.

[Giuseppe]

I see, and no thank you.

You'll break his heart. Don't do that, Adrienne.

[adrienne]

He'll be just fine.

[Koolaid_Man]

He'll be just fine.

no I wont

[Giuseppe]

He'll be just fine.

C'mon, Adrienee, give Kevin a chance. He's got a good heart. And he's more down to earth and sincere than what he shows here. Trust me. You two make a cute couple. It would make my day. What say, old horse, for old Cubby?

[Koolaid_Man]

C'mon, Adrienee, give Kevin a chance. He's got a good heart. And he's more down to earth and sincere than what he shows here. Trust me. You two make a cute couple. It would make my day. What say, old horse, for old Cubby?

am not...:lol but she knows what's up with me...

[Giuseppe]

GD women. They're so fickle. The more we want it. The more it's denied.

[Koolaid_Man]

GD women. They're so fickle. The more we want it. The more it's denied.


denial is the beauty of it all..it helps to weed out the real men from the fake...fake ones will give up and turn themselves out (ala DMC)...:lol

also even though having been denied we don't forcibly take them from behind while they're sick and vomitting crackers in the sink...we just don't do it...:downspin:

[Giuseppe]

denial is the beauty of it all..it helps to weed out the real men from the fake...fake ones will give up and turn themselves out (ala DMC)...:lol

also even though having been denied we don't forcibly take them from behind while they're sick and vomitting crackers in the sink...we just don't do it...:downspin:

Ke

Kool Aid Man

[adrienne]

I'm already spoken for, even if I had ever had a desire to hook up with an internet troll.:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm already spoken for, even if I had ever had a desire to hook up with an internet troll.:lol


so tell me bout him...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm already spoken for, even if I had ever had a desire to hook up with an internet troll.:lol


Like Cully said...we could have been a hit together...talk about the pampering Kool would have committed to you....:hat

To Kool you truly are:

2ZCtgFmQvjQ

[adrienne]

so tell me bout him...:lol

He's cute and sweet and I like him.

[Giuseppe]

He's cute and sweet and I like him.

Kool would be your Internet man. This other fellow your real world man. Does that sound like fun to you, Adrienne? I'm being serious here. Does it appeal to you, but, you wouldn't do because of your morals, or, it just doesn't appeal to you at face value?

[djohn2oo8]

GD women. They're so fickle. The more we want it. The more it's denied.

Blue pill ain't workin for ya cul?

[Giuseppe]

He's cute and sweet and I like him.

Is he a boy, or, a man, Adrienne? Just curious.

[dirk4mvp]

I'm a weird motherfucker who has mental issues!

http://www.freewebs.com/2muchfood/photos/The-Simpsons/ralph.jpg

[Giuseppe]

Blue pill ain't workin for ya cul?

It was like fucking with someone else's cock. I felt disengenuous to my own weiner using those pills.

[DPG21920]

Is he a boy, or, a man, Adrienne? Just curious.

:lmao Shocking.

[Giuseppe]

:lmao Shocking.

Peanut for a brain finally shows up.:rolleyes

[Koolaid_Man]

He's cute and sweet and I like him.


you "like" him but I love you...think about my indecent proposal..let's discuss in private like before...no more of this public shit...


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/menage.jpg

[Giuseppe]

you "like" him but I love you...think about my indecent proposal..let's discuss in private like before...no more of this public shit...


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/menage.jpg

:toast

[BlackSwordsMan]

remove adrienne out of the picture it'll be more accurate

[BlackSwordsMan]

cubby you schedule that doctors appointment yet?

how good was wilfred today?

[Giuseppe]

cubby you schedule that doctors appointment yet?

No. I'm procrastinating. I'm a terrible procrastinator. I put the issue off till Monday.

[BlackSwordsMan]

No. I'm procrastinating. I'm a terrible procrastinator. I put the issue off till Monday.

sweetie what's wrong

[Giuseppe]

sweetie what's wrong

I haven't had a natural and decent boner since May of 2007.

[Koolaid_Man]

remove adrienne out of the picture it'll be more accurate


so that you could be the boyfriend....sorry Charlie...:lmao

[Giuseppe]

brah it's treatable before it reaches the end stages..how long has it been that way? (the curvature)

Just the last week.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I haven't had a natural and decent boner since May of 2007.

Kori took your manhood before you even signed up and now she has it in a jar and laughs at it every morning before turning on robin meade whilst sipping on coffee.

[Giuseppe]

so that you could be the boyfriend....sorry Charlie...:lmao

For a swingin' dick Swords is so girlish. Drives me nut. Man, if Swords was a girl, I'd go for her in an online thing like this instant.

[Giuseppe]

Kori took your manhood before you even signed up and now she has it in a jar and laughs at it every morning before turning on robin meade whilst sipping on coffee.

I'll keep that vision at the fore the next time I masturbate.

[joshdaboss]

Tbh, what the forum needs is more good-looking men, like me, to attract the good-looking women.

[Giuseppe]

The thought of of my raisins in a jar next to her radio on her nightstand and her putting on her thigh highs as Tim watches, hidden in the closet with Kevin is enough to make me crazy.

[DPG21920]

The thought of of my raisins in a jar next to her radio on her nightstand and her putting on her thigh highs as Tim watches, hidden in the closet with Kevin is enough to make me crazy.


:lmao Shocking

[dunkman]

37 kool_aids Kobe threads a day and the stalking stuff must have contributed somehow.
Just saying . . .

[Koolaid_Man]

some of my best work....thanks for taking care of the kid Lngrrr...you know us niggas do it...:lol