Bert and Ernie are not gay.

[NameDropper]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/11/sesame-street-bert-and-ernie-arent-gay-puppets-statement-sesame-street-workshop-facebook-rumors-marriage-online-petition/#.TkRL5WEa9ux

Sesame Street has finally responded to age-old rumors that Bert and Ernie are gay -- claiming the infamous room-sharing man-puppet odd couple are JUST FRIENDS ... and have no sexual orientation whatsoever.

A petition emerged online this week, urging the creators of Sesame Street to marry the two puppets -- but the Sesame Workshop just posted a message on its Facebook account, writing, "Bert and Ernie are best friends."

The statement continues, "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves."

"Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics ... they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation."

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.


Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[cantthinkofanything]

I always assumed they were orphans that could only afford a one bedroom place.

[Trainwreck2100]

Whoever made that petition should be shot

[ididnotnothat]

I never thought they were gay.

[DMC]

in before the Casino Ernie and Bert.

Also, I know two rednecks named Bert and Ernie. They get plenty of laughs when introduced together.

[benefactor]

I never thought they were gay.

[silverblk mystix]

fred flintstone & barney rubble...DEFINITELY were gay...spending all that together time when they both had hotties at home...

The Skipper & Gilligan..flaming....(rather run off to find coconuts than try to bang mary ann & ginger)

any others?

[DMX7]

Wow, people have too much time on their hands.

[BlackSwordsMan]

nothing wrong with two men sleeping on the same bed

[Trainwreck2100]

they are so comfortable with not being gay they can sleep in the same bed.

[cantthinkofanything]

fred flintstone & barney rubble...DEFINITELY were gay...spending all that together time when they both had hotties at home...

The Skipper & Gilligan..flaming....(rather run off to find coconuts than try to bang mary ann & ginger)

any others?

seems like you're really interested in identifying gay couples

[silverblk mystix]

seems like you're really interested in identifying gay couples

is that a proposition...:lol



fag.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Now that that's settled we can move on to the more important question: when the two headed monster jacks off is he masturbating or giving the other guy a handjob?

[Kermit]

Now that that's settled we can move on to the more important question: when the two headed monster jacks off is he masturbating or giving the other guy a handjob?

Maybe he has two penises.

[JoeChalupa]

Barney was gay? Betty was a hottie.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Preposterous. You can't be brutal and gay.

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[The Franchise]

I'm kind of getting tired of all this gay shit floating around.

[Cyrano]

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