Classless Kobe

[baseline bum]

San Diego police want to talk to Kobe Bryant about alleged altercation (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/kobe-bryant-police.html?track=icymi)

San Diego police are investigating an allegation that Lakers star Kobe Bryant was involved in altercation with a man at local church, according to a news report by KCBS-TV (http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/) Channel 2.

The incident occurred Sunday at St. Therese of Carmel Church in Carmel Valley, when Bryant allegedly grabbed a cellphone from the man who sustained an injury to his wrist, according to the report.

Bryant reportedly thought the man was taking photos of him and his wife but saw no photos after inspecting the phone.

A San Diego Police Department spokesman was not available late Monday to confirm the station's report.
Damn, assaulting people at church now. That's almost as low as selling Shaq out to the Eagle County one-time. Dude's probably scared as hell of cellphones after that video of him screaming and whining about shipping Bynum's ass out surfaced tbh.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

+1


classless tbh

[lefty]

Spurs = class

[cheguevara]

:lmao the bag of shit who got swept still thinking ppl want to take pictures of him. He's yesterdays news. A nobody.

[lefty]

Bryant reportedly thought the man was taking photos of him and his wife but saw no photos after inspecting the phone.

:lmao

Jordan would have found photos of him

[baseline bum]

Kobe was praying for another bigman to come in to carry the load for him again tbh. Can't let that vid get out on youtube.

[clambake]

this wouldn't happen at the church of kobe.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Felonies.
Kobe 2
MJ 0

[Leetonidas]

lol fuck Kobe. It's not illegal to take pictures of anyone in public unless you're sticking a camera under their skirt

[Stalin]

kobe with the meltdown

[lefty]

kobe with the meltdown
2003: losing as the defending champs to the Spurs = rape
2011: losing as a defending champs to the Mavs = church assault

[NRHector]

How did Kool Aids forget to post this?

[dbreiden83080]

How did Kool Aids forget to post this?

He was the man in the church Kobe beat up..

[djohn2oo8]

He was the man in the church Kobe beat up..
:lmao

[Frenzy]

:lol kome

[cheguevara]

HeInjuredTheWristPeriod

[z0sa]

lol fuck Kobe. It's not illegal to take pictures of anyone in public unless you're sticking a camera under their skirt

or you're filming a cop

[namlook]

Reeks of a money grab. Injured their wrist? That sounds so plausible. :lol

[z0sa]

Reeks of a money grab. Injured their wrist? That sounds so plausible. :lol

:lmao yeah, a 6'7 ultra-athletic gym rat angrily grabbing something out of an unsuspecting person's hand doesn't sound like it could injure a wrist at all.

[TheMACHINE]

must be a scrawny dude.

[hater]

:lmao only Kobe would assault a poor white ass on his way out of church. dude's probably in his 70s

scum bag :lol

[namlook]

:lmao yeah, a 6'7 ultra-athletic gym rat angrily grabbing something out of an unsuspecting person's hand doesn't sound like it could injure a wrist at all.

"Unsuspecting" person? Yeah that sounds plausible too. :lol

[z0sa]

"Unsuspecting" person? Yeah that sounds plausible too. :lol

Did you read the article? I'll go ahead and answer no for you, clown :lol

[baseline bum]

David Robinson would have smiled for the pic and signed an autograph later tbh. In Kobe's defense, he was probably drunk.

[z0sa]

David Robinson would have smiled for the pic and signed an autograph later tbh. In Kobe's defense, he was probably drunk.

At church? Kobe just slinks lower and lower.

[Deuce Bigalow]

lol who cares

[z0sa]

Besides the SDPD?

[lefty]

" it wasn't me, your honor; something took control of my hands "

http://thatsenuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kobe-Bryant-looks-at-the-hands-courtesy-foxsports.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

lol fuck Kobe. It's not illegal to take pictures of anyone in public unless you're sticking a camera under their skirt

In his defense the article doesn't say what Kobe was wearing.

[Jodelo]

:lmao the bag of shit who got swept still thinking ppl want to take pictures of him. He's yesterdays news. A nobody.

[namlook]

Did you read the article? I'll go ahead and answer no for you, clown :lol

The word unsuspecting appears nowhere in the article. Need an ESL class? :lol

[z0sa]

The word unsuspecting appears nowhere in the article. Need an ESL class? :lol

So you think the dude DID suspect Kobe was about to snatch his phone from him, even though the article clearly states that there was no camera up and no pictures taken.

Did you need a special ed class?

[namlook]

So you think the dude DID suspect Kobe was about to snatch his phone from him, even though the article clearly states that there was no camera up and no pictures taken.

Did you need a special ed class?

Cell phones have cameras. Duh.

Most likely scenario is the guy was trying to take a picture and didn't push the button fast enough. Then when confronted about it he was not cooperative.

[z0sa]

Cell phones have cameras. Duh.

I'll ask and answer again, did you read the article? No.


Most likely scenario is the guy was trying to take a picture and didn't push the button fast enough. Then when confronted about it he was not cooperative.

I think I can answer about special ed for you now, too.

[Deuce Bigalow]

:lmao the bag of shit who got swept still thinking ppl want to take pictures of him. He's yesterdays news. A nobody.

if you add up all the fans of duncan and dirk together, it might not even be half of kobes fans, maybe not even 25%
:lol

[z0sa]

*gasp* LA is a bigger city than SA or DAL, dude? Thats almost as big a shocker as saying Manu was experienced at the scrub level of basketball.

[Deuce Bigalow]

*gasp* LA is a bigger city than SA or DAL, dude? Thats almost as big a shocker as saying Manu was experienced at the scrub level of basketball.

kobe has millions of fans all over the world, anywhere, china, africa, italy, everywhere
kobe might have more fans in china than dirk+TDs fans everywhere
:lol

[z0sa]

But Yao has way more fans than Kobe. Kobe probably has like 10% of Yao's fans with the most optimistic estimate.

Kobe, yesterday's news.

[Deuce Bigalow]

But Yao has way more fans than Kobe. Kobe probably has like 10% of Yao's fans with the most optimistic estimate.

Kobe, yesterday's news.

in china there fans of both, but when you add up the rest of the world, kobe has way more than yao

[Deuce Bigalow]

i find it kind of funny how duncan fans are saying kobe is yesterdays news, your boy's 4 years ago news

[pass1st]

Why do people still acknowledge Kobe this much?

[Nathan89]

if you add up all the fans of duncan and dirk together, it might not even be half of kobes fans, maybe not even 25%
:lol

This isn't about how many shitty people root for that dirtbag with no class.

[Deuce Bigalow]

This isn't about how many shitty people root for that dirtbag with no class.

how does he have no class?

cause he "allegedly" took a cell phone from a guy :lol

[Nathan89]

2003: losing as the defending champs to the Spurs = rape
2011: losing as a defending champs to the Mavs = church assault

[WeNeedLength]

how does he have no class?

cause he "allegedly" took a cell phone from a guy :lol

You're trying way too hard bro...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/30/failboat_small.jpg

[BRHornet45]

Damn sons ... raping white women and now assualting men of God in church. Why is Kobe so mad?

[Deuce Bigalow]

lol do ppl really believe kobe raped that girl

:lol

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

lol do ppl really believe kobe raped that girl

:lol

got a stat that shows that he didnt rape her?

[Spursfan092120]

lol do ppl really believe kobe raped that girl

:lol

Even if he didn't..dude cheated on his wife..

cheating = classless

::cue stat that shows cheating isn't classless::

[Spursfan092120]

got a stat that shows that he didnt rape her?

:lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

the girl didnt testify in court
and had 3 seamen stains on her panies
and bragged about having sex with kobe afterwards

lol

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

the girl didnt testify in court
and had 3 seamen stains on her panies
and bragged about having sex with kobe afterwards

lol

sure didnt get paid outside of court?

[Spursfan092120]

the girl didnt testify in court
and had 3 seamen stains on her panies
and bragged about having sex with kobe afterwards

lol

Truth is, cheating on your wife is illegal in Colorado...muhfucka broke the law either way..whether he cheated or he didn't. Got away with it because he's a celebrity.

Colorado 18-6-501 - Adultery. "Any sexual intercourse by a married person other than with that person's spouse is adultery, which is prohibited."

[baseline bum]

Damn sons ... raping white women and now assualting men of God in church. Why is Kobe so mad?

Um, because Gasol was nowhere to be found to carry his tired ass this playoffs?

[DMC]

the girl didnt testify in court
and had 3 seamen stains on her panies
and bragged about having sex with kobe afterwards

lol

seamen eh? Fucking Navy.

[DMC]

Bet Kobe accuses the guy of flopping.

Was it Ginobili?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bet Kobe accuses the guy of flopping.

Was it Ginobili?

Trick question. Think about where it happened. Not a believer.

[DMC]

Trick question. Think about where it happened. Not a believer.


Neither is Kobe. Believers don't rape.

[Deuce Bigalow]

sure didnt get paid outside of court?

how do u explain the seamen stains they found on her?

[Deuce Bigalow]

Truth is, cheating on your wife is illegal in Colorado...muhfucka broke the law either way..whether he cheated or he didn't. Got away with it because he's a celebrity.

Colorado 18-6-501 - Adultery. "Any sexual intercourse by a married person other than with that person's spouse is adultery, which is prohibited."

cheating on your wife and rape is wayyyyyyy different

[DMC]

cheating on your wife and rape is wayyyyyyy different

They can be the same.

[DMC]

how do u explain the seamen stains they found on her?
Why do you think semen stains disprove a rape allegation?

[Deuce Bigalow]

They can be the same.

consensual sex and rape are not the same
there completely opposite

[Deuce Bigalow]

Why do you think semen stains disprove a rape allegation?

because she was a whore

[Spursfan092120]

cheating on your wife and rape is wayyyyyyy different

in Colorado, they're both illegal...same shit, different smell, son. He broke the law..he's a felon..a criminal...and he's classless as shit.

[Spursfan092120]

seamen

seamen?

http://www.marine-knowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sailors_atten.jpg

[ElNono]

:lmao

Jordan would have found photos of him

:rollin

[Deuce Bigalow]

in Colorado, they're both illegal...same shit, different smell, son. He broke the law..he's a felon..a criminal...and he's classless as shit.

lol your a dumb*ss

[Deuce Bigalow]

seamen?

http://www.marine-knowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sailors_atten.jpg

:lol

[DMC]

consensual sex and rape are not the same
there completely opposite
Cheating isn't necessarily consensual sex.

You aren't very good at this without Wikipedia (and not very good with it).

[DMC]

because she was a whore
Can whores not be raped?

[Deuce Bigalow]

Cheating isn't necessarily consensual sex.

You aren't very good at this without Wikipedia (and not very good with it).

what?

lmao how old are you not understand certain things?

consensual is when both partners agree to have sex
cheating means that your with another person other than your wife/husband

so if your cheating that doesnt mean your raping
raping is when you force someone to have sex in some way

[Spursfan092120]

what?

lmao how old are you not understand certain things?

consensual is when both partners agree to have sex
cheating means that your with another person other than your wife/husband

so if your cheating that doesnt mean your raping
raping is when you force someone to have sex in some way

are you this oblivious? Really?

[Stalin]

are you this oblivious? Really?

he's a kobe nutrider, are you that surprised?

[Deuce Bigalow]

he's a kobe nutrider, are you that surprised?

im not riding anything, im just telling the difference between cheating and rape, which some ppl dont get for some reason

[DMC]

what?

lmao how old are you not understand certain things?

consensual is when both partners agree to have sex
cheating means that your with another person other than your wife/husband

so if your cheating that doesnt mean your raping
raping is when you force someone to have sex in some way

You don't grasp abstract concepts very well.

[DMC]

are you this oblivious? Really?
Are you?

Seriously?

He's a troll. Surely you realize that.

[Deuce Bigalow]

really, what did i say thats oblivious?

[DMC]

really, what did i say thats oblivious?
:sleep

[Deuce Bigalow]

dumbfuck

[Stalin]

dumbfuck

you seem upset scrah, want to talk about it?

[DMC]

dumbfuck
:madrun

[DMC]

Must have been a bitch made spurfan, with all the crying and shit. I'm glad Kobe checked that nigga. I bet his feelings are hurt.

Kobe finding his game just a bit too late. Maybe next year eh?

[Sisk]

Kobe 5
Spurs 4

anime

[DMC]

Kobe 5
Spurs 4
It's ok.

Kobe is still the AGOAT... to some.

(Almost Greatest Of All Time)

[Deuce Bigalow]

kobe 5
spurs 4

boom

[Spursfan092120]

boom

:lol thinking agreeing with Lakaluva is a good thing
:lol this

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobe-bryant-white-hood.jpg

:lol Magic saying the Lakers are classless.
:lol not giving Kareem his due
:lol choke
:lol cheating on your wife, but it's cool, cause you didn't rape her...probably
:lol anything you say in this thread.

[The Franchise]

So he injured the guys wrist only to find out nobody gave a shit about he and his low class wife? Damn.

[Spursfan092120]

Kobe 5
Spurs 4

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/1106/nba-finals-mvp/images/shaquille-oneal_NB.jpg

[Deuce Bigalow]

http://www.globaldailystar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kobe-mvp.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

kobes back is still sore from carrying shaq during those fourth quarters.
3>1

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Kobes back is still sore from carrying Shaq during those fourth quarters.

i get it now. bynums knee will never fully heal as long as hes carrying kobe on his shoulders.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Hey, their mantra used to be, "Kobe can't win without Snaq." Not only did Kobe win, but he dominated in a fashion that Jim and Snaq never could.

thats not true, shaq dominated in 00-02, duncan in 03

[ElNono]

Nigga was gonna drop a shitbomb on Kome... history2bs style

[Venti Quattro]

What's the story though? Maybe the guy was getting creepy so Kobe had to do something. I mean come on, are you really that stupid to take pictures of celebs in a church. It happens but come on.

On the other hand, Kobe was bitchmade for doing that.

[DMC]

Hey, their mantra used to be, "Kobe can't win without Snaq." Not only did Kobe win, but he dominated in a fashion that Jim and Snaq never could.
Everyone here knows the truth about the Shaq/Pau supremacy, especially those of us who watched all of it unfold including the Kobe solo years. Why beat a dead horse (or camel)?

[Venti Quattro]

Everyone here knows the truth about the Shaq/Pau supremacy, especially those of us who watched all of it unfold including the Kobe solo years. Why beat a dead horse (or camel)?

Shaq: couldn't win without an elite shooting guard

Pau: couldn't win without a Batman

[ElNono]

What's the story though? Maybe the guy was getting creepy so Kobe had to do something. I mean come on, are you really that stupid to take pictures of celebs in a church. It happens but come on.

On the other hand, Kobe was bitchmade for doing that.

tbh, he can just buy the guy a ring Vanessa-style and make it go away, IMO.

[DMC]

Shaq: couldn't win without an elite shooting guard

Pau: couldn't win without a Batman

Neither Wade nor Kobe could win without a dominant big. Even neophyte analysts will tell you that without even winking.

What changed this year? Was it Kobe? No, it was Pau. Pau was heartsick and played that way.

When the big goes down, it becomes a free for all (all being Kobe) and gets ugly after that. Kobe goes into his "I'm taking over the game, holding the ball longer than needed to start this next play, because I can" mode.

Wow my typing is shitty, the Lunesta has kicked in...

[Deuce Bigalow]

Neither Wade nor Kobe could win without a dominant big. Even neophyte analysts will tell you that without even winking.

What changed this year? Was it Kobe? No, it was Pau. Pau was heartsick and played that way.

When the big goes down, it becomes a free for all (all being Kobe) and gets ugly after that. Kobe goes into his "I'm taking over the game, holding the ball longer than needed to start this next play, because I can" mode.

Wow my typing is shitty, the Lunesta has kicked in...

Pau isnt a top 50 player of alltime
and isnt even close to the level of kobe or shaq

great player no doubt, but dont make him into a dominant player like shaq

[symple19]

Even if he didn't..dude cheated on his wife..

cheating = classless

::cue stat that shows cheating isn't classless::

Went to the concert for my wife...you know..a woman. In case you're unaware, that's the female species, that men usually have sex with to populate the earth. No...not your hand...a female. When you actually get one, you'll understand what I mean. Like I said in the other thread..everyone's a pussy...lol...you are so obviously gay it's unbelievable.

[symple19]

3>1

lol..not challenging my manhood, followed by calling me a pussy. Boy, aren't we hypocritical. And reading my "bullshit" tells you I'm a pussy? Not sure where you got your psychological degree, but I bet it was at Fuck U. You know shit about me, son...and trust me, it will remain that way. And kudos on the completely unoriginal "ask your wife" comeback. That was absolutely vintage..brought me back. That would be like me saying..."Fuck your mom." Childish and ignorant...but then again I could expect it, coming from the source.

[symple19]

:lol thinking agreeing with Lakaluva is a good thing
:lol this

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobe-bryant-white-hood.jpg

:lol Magic saying the Lakers are classless.
:lol not giving Kareem his due
:lol choke
:lol cheating on your wife, but it's cool, cause you didn't rape her...probably
:lol anything you say in this thread.

Someone obviously doesn't pay much attention before they start slinging mud. First off, if you read this thread, you would have noticed that I said I wasn't a big fan of Creed. I went to the concert because my wife loved them, and I said I enjoyed it..they put on a good show. All of a sudden everyone started bashing me. I was just giving an opinion. I do know the music business. Nobody has their own sound. Someone, somewhere sounds like them. It's a fact. If there are a few similarities in Metal Church and Creed, that's fine..I don't have a problem with admitting it. But it doesn't mean it's recycled. The songs themselves are completely different. And NSync? Please dude...give me a break.

[symple19]

Damn...bunch of assholes in here...try to give a shit about someone other than yourselves for once in your life...exstatic is the only one in this thread with a heart.

[cheguevara]

too bad the guy didn't fight Kobe. We would have seen once again the famous lethal neck block technique:

http://espn.go.com/media/nba/2000/0402/photo/chow.jpg

[lefty]

too bad the guy didn't fight Kobe. We would have seen once again the famous lethal neck block technique:

http://espn.go.com/media/nba/2000/0402/photo/chow.jpg
http://www.gamblerspalace.com/images/lakers_pistons_2004_championship.jpg