Swamp ass

[log in/log out goods]

Is this not the most annoying thing ever?

What do you guys do for treatment? Do you tell your friends when you have it?

[cantthinkofanything]

Is this not the most annoying thing ever?

What do you guys do for treatment? Do you tell your friends when you have it?

What the fuck is "Swamp ass"?

[leemajors]

wipe.

[DeadlyDynasty]

That's mudbutt you got there. I always considered swamp ass to be ass-sweat--which I would only get when consuming cocaine or adderall, tbh

[cantthinkofanything]

I did some research and there seems to be a big discrepancy between the accpeted definitions of swamp ass.

there is this pretty innocuous description:
swamp ass - when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time

but then it seems much more severe in this one:
swamp ass - an unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.

To be honest, I wasn't aware this was a big problem. But judging from the number of Google returns (including several blogs), I must have been mistaken. I take a shower in the morning and one in the evening. And this seems to be an adequate counter measure to swamp ass for 99.99% of my daily life. I've never had anyone openly admit to me that they smell my swamp ass. So, I'm assuming I'm handling it in an appropriate manner.

[BlackSwordsMan]

men are so gross

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hygeine-schmigeine. Find friends with severe allergies to pollen, ragweed, etc. Most of the time they'll be so congested that they can't smell much of anything. You could shart yourself silly and they'll be clueless.

[cantthinkofanything]

Hygeine-schmigeine. Find friends with severe allergies to pollen, ragweed, etc. Most of the time they'll be so congested that they can't smell much of anything. You could shart yourself silly and they'll be clueless.

I guess the ultimate friend would be one that was allergic to swamp ass.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That's mudbutt you got there. I always considered swamp ass to be ass-sweat--which I would only get when consuming cocaine or adderall, tbh
weird, when I forget to take my aderall in the morning, I sweat profusely and get a horrible build-up of duck butter throughout the day.

[desflood]

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