Lefty Crew is in for some changes. It's time to put in work.

[Monostradamus]

As the newly appointed Prime Minister of the Lefty Crew, it's time we started to make our presence felt in the right ways. With that said, here's a few changes to the crew lineup.

-CubanSucks has been demoted from Founding Father to Jizz Mopper.

-I.Hustle has received his official induction into the crew.

-I'm officially extending an offer to DPG21920 to be an Enforcer within the crew. I know that at the moment being in TLC (get it!) is a bit of a dubious honor, but we're looking to change our reputation in a big way. I feel that you could play a big part in this. It would be a 1 year contract with a 6 month player option. You'd have free reign to do what you feel is necessary to regulate all haters, along with the power to appoint two other lucky members to the crew.


The Lefty Crew

King:

Lefty

Prime Minister:

Monostradamus

Founding Fathers:

Lefty's understudy
Blackswordsman
ohmywrecker
4>0 rings

Enforcer:

DPG21920 (pending)

Honorary Members:

Viva Las Espuelas
JoeChalupa
BigZak
triggeredexcellence
Spursfan092120

Members (always growing):

rayjayjohnson
DMC
jjktkk
I.Hustle

Jizz Mopper:

CubanSucks

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol going from the Mav Krew to I. Hustle

sad tbh

[Monostradamus]

:lol going from the Mav Krew to I. Hustle

sad tbh

Gotta start somewhere. TLC is in the shitter right now, but I wanted a challenge. Watch your throne, MK, because in 6 months we'll be gunning for it.

[4>0rings]

Shut up, faggot.

[I. Hustle]

Lol haters wanna hate

[DPG21920]

No thanks.

[ElNono]

FWIW, as self-appointed Director of Marketing I just ordered the business cards. Here's a sample of what you all should be receiving in the mail soon:

http://i52.tinypic.com/2nvxfn6.png

http://i52.tinypic.com/257qgwh.png

[Venti Quattro]

FWIW, as self-appointed Director of Marketing I just ordered the business cards. Here's a sample of what you all should be receiving in the mail soon:

http://i52.tinypic.com/2nvxfn6.png

http://i52.tinypic.com/257qgwh.png

Don't they have e-mails? Tbh a business card without contact details is useless.

[ElNono]

Don't they have e-mails? Tbh a business card without contact details is useless.

tbh, the budget is still a little short. Working on a sponsor as we speak.

[Lincoln]

tbh if mk aint careful, dem nigs in a wholleeee lotta trouble

first goes mono

then goes frodo

who be next?

[Lefty's understudy]

:lol going from the Mav Krew to I. Hustle

sad tbh
http://media.funlol.com/pictures/15353.jpg

Shut up, faggot.
This is the type of wit that earned you FF status.

Lol haters wanna hate
I know you're new but its "haters gonna hate" and you should always post a really played out type google image search post when you want to express that like so:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XxI1hBl8el0/TUcAYw22R5I/AAAAAAAAC4w/Tm8KclWdfig/s1600/Bluto+Haters+gonna+hate.jpg

No thanks.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6187/6054987407_571304f144_z.jpg

[DMC]

Can we get a mascot?


http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2223252.jpg

[lefty]

Good job, Mono

[stretch]

LMAO

mono basically putting together a crew of the worst posters on spurstalk, in an attempt to overtake spurstalk with the sheer shittiness of the posters in the crew

pretty brave and commendable, tbh. just pray that it doesnt backfire imo

[lefty]

LMAO

mono basically putting together a crew of the worst posters on spurstalk, in an attempt to overtake spurstalk with the sheer shittiness of the posters in the crew

pretty brave and commendable, tbh. just pray that it doesnt backfire imo
And yet your request to join this crew was rejected

[BlackSwordsMan]

Its still pending. Don't be so mean

[cheguevara]

And yet your request to join this crew was rejected

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Nathan89]

And yet your request to join this crew was rejected

The King speaks

The King is a man of few words but he seems to always make them count.

[stretch]

And yet your request to join this crew was rejected

never requested, and never will

being associated with a faggot like you would be more gay than giving vin diesel a blowjob

[lefty]

never requested, and never will

being associated with a faggot like you would be more gay than giving vin diesel a blowjob
Bitter speech :lol

[stretch]

:cry what makes YOU so good at trolling???? :cry :cry

[lefty]

Sorry Stretch, but no means no

[BlackSwordsMan]

We're still overlooking your application.

[Axe Murderer]

bsm, i'd like to let you know that when my contract is up in November that I am willing to explore my options and consider joining your crew. However, you're gonna have to do better than the vet min. You guys are probly gonna have to make some cuts

[lefty]

bsm, i'd like to let you know that when my contract is up in November that I am willing to explore my options and consider joining your crew. However, you're gonna have to do better than the vet min. You guys are probly gonna have to make some cuts
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/7757/7757,1116038784,1/stock-photo-a-rejection-letter-in-courier-type-328059.jpg

[ElNono]

So, these guys called back:

http://s3-media2.px.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/qAYFn1p76W8xfT5GlCwcKw/l.jpg

http://cny.mcc.netdna-cdn.com/images/stories/car-repair/scottys/site/scottys.jpg

and they might be interested in sponsoring the Crew... thoughts?

[BlackSwordsMan]

bsm, i'd like to let you know that when my contract is up in November that I am willing to explore my options and consider joining your crew. However, you're gonna have to do better than the vet min. You guys are probly gonna have to make some cuts

With Joe Chalupa's medical bills and BigZak's upcoming trifecta heart/liver/kidney problems that's the best we can do.

[Monostradamus]

bsm, i'd like to let you know that when my contract is up in November that I am willing to explore my options and consider joining your crew. However, you're gonna have to do better than the vet min. You guys are probly gonna have to make some cuts

When your deal with MK runs out, give me a call. We're prepared to offer you a max contract with incentives, a no-trade clause, a minority share in ownership of the crew, and your own subcrew within TLC. We will make whatever cuts are necessary to fit you into the salary cap.

[lefty]

When your deal with MK runs out, give me a call. We're prepared to offer you a max contract with incentives, a no-trade clause, a minority share in ownership of the crew, and your own subcrew within TLC. We will make whatever cuts are necessary to fit you into the salary cap.
Not so fast, hot shot

[Monostradamus]

No thanks.

just sleep on it. Like I said before, I understand TLC's reputation, but we're looking to turn this thing around. You, BUMP, and I could be the new Big Three on SpursTalk. We really need you tbh.

[Stalin]

Not so fast, hot shot

lefty regulating..

[Monostradamus]

Not so fast, hot shot

lefty, remember that you gave me the powah to do whatever it takes to make this crew dominant in our deal. just trust me. this will work out.

[lefty]

lefty, remember that you gave me the powah to do whatever it takes to make this crew dominant in our deal. just trust me. this will work out.
Shit, I did?

Damn, I must have been really drunk

Ok, I'll trust you on that one

But if Axe Murderer doesnt live up to our expectations, both of you are out

[Monostradamus]

Mono = Wade
BUMP = LeBron
DPG = Bosh
Lefty = Riley
BlackSwordsMan = Chalmers

Just think about it, lefty. We need to entice the big name FA's on the market.

[Monostradamus]

Shit, I did?

Damn, I must have been really drunk

Ok, I'll trust you on that one

But if DoK doesnt live up to our expectations, both of you are out

tbh Axe Murderer is BUMP.

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Well, la-di-fuckin-da. The gooks, the wops and lace curtain fucksticks all on the same team. You guys are a ###### and a faggot short of a good ol' fashioned fruit salad if you ask me.

[lefty]

Oh, and DPG as an enforcer? :lmao

[Isitjustme?]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6187/6054987407_571304f144_z.jpg

crofl that little type in the bottom right destroyed my shit :lmao:lmao

[lefty]

Excellent :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

But if Axe Murderer doesnt live up to our expectations, both of you are out
I am not in the Lefty Krew.

[lefty]

Mono = Wade
BUMP = LeBron
DPG = Bosh
Lefty = Riley
BlackSwordsMan = Chalmers

Just think about it, lefty. We need to entice the big name FA's on the market.
With DPG as Bosh ?

Good luck with that

[stretch]

Well, la-di-fuckin-da. The gooks, the wops and lace curtain fucksticks all on the same team. You guys are a ###### and a faggot short of a good ol' fashioned fruit salad if you ask me.

when did this troll get unbanned? i havent been able to log into it for a long time now

[Monostradamus]

With DPG as Bosh ?

Good luck with that

just trust me. I ran the Mav Krew dynasty for years, I know what I'm doing. Your crew was a failure and a laughingstock, and you just hired Bill Parcells. Enjoy the quick rise to the top.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

crofl you have access to Dignam as well :lol, how many people has he given that password to.

[Lincoln]

the times are a changing

With the possible tlc rise to power, this forum will be drastically different

Tlc is very much alive

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

just trust me. I ran the Mav Krew dynasty for years, I know what I'm doing. Your crew was a failure and a laughingstock, and you just hired Bill Parcells. Enjoy the quick rise to the top.
You're Bill Parcells, and I'm Bill Belichick. You're career is kinda an abortion without me as your understudy.

[Monostradamus]

the times are a changing

With the possible tlc rise to power, this forum will be drastically different

Tlc is very much alive

tbh what is your current contract situation? if you're looking to make a change and be part of the next ST superpower, we should talk shop.

[Monostradamus]

You're Bill Parcells, and I'm Bill Belichick. You're career is kinda an abortion without me as your understudy.

We'll see about det one. tbh I'm going to blindside MK like Parcells dropping the Wildcat on Belichick.

[stretch]

crofl you have access to Dignam as well :lol, how many people has he given that password to.

dunno

one day i got banned for posting a rick roll, and every single troll that i ever logged into got banned as well. JT gave me most all of his trolls, but they pretty much all ended up getting banned because of this

[Monostradamus]

FWIW, as self-appointed Director of Marketing I just ordered the business cards. Here's a sample of what you all should be receiving in the mail soon:

http://i52.tinypic.com/2nvxfn6.png

http://i52.tinypic.com/257qgwh.png

:tu I approve. As Director of Marketing, I need you to find ways to attract the cream of the crop to TLC. Maybe a Catalina Wine Mixer?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Tbh as it is somehow the Mav Krew has fallen apart since the Mavs won a championship (complacency IMO) and I feel like Bill Belichick coaching the Cleveland Browns. I will be making Patriot-like changes in the near future and there will be a growing emphasis on stealing signals and pushing the ethical limits of business deals.

While you still organize your crew like a barbaric caveman, the MK will be run in a more businesslike fashion with shareholders and opportunity for advancement.

[stretch]

Tbh as it is somehow the Mav Krew has fallen apart since the Mavs won a championship (complacency IMO) and I feel like Bill Belichick coaching the Cleveland Browns. I will be making Patriot-like changes in the near future and there will be a growing emphasis on stealing signals and pushing the ethical limits of business deals.

While you still organize your crew like a barbaric caveman, the MK will be run in a more businesslike fashion with shareholders and opportunity for advancement.

this

we have been lazy, and need to get back to regulating niggas and bitches

[Lincoln]

Tbh I will be a free agent in November just like bump but idk if I'd even consider leaving the krew that brought me in as a young poster and guided me

Even if tlc get all dem big signings I'd still go to war wit a linupe of TC, dirk4, dok, and frodo

[Fpoonsie]

Damn. TLC's starting to look pretty formidable. DPG's addition is/will be key.

[Monostradamus]

Damn. TLC's starting to look pretty formidable. DPG's addition is/will be key.

Don't think you're a forgotten man. At the moment I'm in the middle of quite a few negotiations, but you'll be receiving your own lucrative offer to join TLC very soon. What are your areas of expertise?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

this

we have been lazy, and need to get back to regulating niggas and bitches
The first step is regrouping. One thing that made the Mav Krew great was joint ownership, there are no power struggles and internal conflict like what is currently going on with lefty and mono.

We need to see who is still in the krew and where our best opportunities for expansion are. I have some great ideas for expansion but revealing them would be in this thread would be stupid.


A message to BUMP and MavDynasty - we are prepared to use franchise tags and match whatever offer you've received when free agency hits. You would be ill-advised to leave the MK.

[ElNono]

:tu I approve. As Director of Marketing, I need you to find ways to attract the cream of the crop to TLC. Maybe a Catalina Wine Mixer?

Choppers are kinda expensive, but I'll see what I can find.

[stretch]

The first step is regrouping. One thing that made the Mav Krew great was joint ownership, there are no power struggles and internal conflict like what is currently going on with lefty and mono.

We need to see who is still in the krew and where our best opportunities for expansion are. I have some great ideas for expansion but revealing them would be in this thread would be stupid.


A message to BUMP and MavDynasty - we are prepared to use franchise tags and match whatever offer you've received when free agency hits. You would be ill-advised to leave the MK.

tbqh, i say we do a mass release of all MK members, and re-sign those who intend to remain a part of the krew to better contracts, and let the unloyal ones walk.

need to re-do founding fathers as well tbh

[Monostradamus]

Tbh I will be a free agent in November just like bump but idk if I'd even consider leaving the krew that brought me in as a young poster and guided me

Even if tlc get all dem big signings I'd still go to war wit a linupe of TC, dirk4, dok, and frodo

tbh frodo got merc'd earlier this week. I understand your loyalty, and respect it. Just know that if you ever change your mind, we'll be ready with an offer.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol FPoonsie and Mono's ongoing relationship..

[lefty]

the times are a changing

With the possible tlc rise to power, this forum will be drastically different

Tlc is very much alive
And that's jsut the beginning

[Fpoonsie]

Don't think you're a forgotten man. At the moment I'm in the middle of quite a few negotiations, but you'll be receiving your own lucrative offer to join TLC very soon. What are your areas of expertise?

Uhhh...well, at one point, it was "Lefty quotes", but they seem a bit outta place in the crew started after his namesake.

Other than that, I had a few good runs at kw, mouse, and hobbler, but that's like braggin about having the girthiest micropenis, and at this point, especially after HH's legendary return, I'm ashamed to even mention 'em.

[Monostradamus]

HarlemHeat37 is here! tbh I'd love to get into negotiations with you as well. I know with your recent performance, we may not have the funds to give you a max contract, but if you're willing to offer a discount for your services, we could give you a record breaking signing bonus, backload your deal, and offer plenty of incentives.

[Fpoonsie]

:lol FPoonsie and Mono's ongoing relationship..

HH's seemingly Viagra-induced, "consult your doctor if your state lasts for more than 8 hours", lingering hard-on for me.

[lefty]

Damn. TLC's starting to look pretty formidable. DPG's addition is/will be key.
DPG doesnt want us and we don't want him

Momostradamus, I still respect your work, and I like your dedication

You still have a few things to learn, but you working your ass off, and I like that

Keep it up

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

tbqh, i say we do a mass release of all MK members, and re-sign those who intend to remain a part of the krew to better contracts, and let the unloyal ones walk.

need to re-do founding fathers as well tbh
Agreed. I am also sending out contract offers to those who I think would make great additions to the MK. Since most of these people are not Mavs fans, I think the name change "Regulation Krew" should be taken more seriously.

Tyson_Chandler is someone who causes butthurt and someone I want in the RK, but I will be discussing his incessant need to cause internal conflicts with krew members with him and go from there. Tyson_Chandler's "Shoot Em Up Krew" stunt was not something that should be brushed off.

[Monostradamus]

DPG doesnt want us and we don't want him

Momostradamus, I still respect your work, and I like your dedication

You still have a few things to learn, but you working your ass off, and I like that

Keep it up

I'll rescind my offer to DPG, but only if we can use those resources to offer a max contract to HarlemHeat.

[stretch]

Agreed. I am also sending out contract offers to those who I think would make great additions to the MK. Since most of these people are not Mavs fans, I think the name change "Regulation Krew" should be taken more seriously.

Tyson_Chandler is someone who causes butthurt and someone I want in the RK, but I will be discussing his incessant need to cause internal conflicts with krew members with him and go from there. Tyson_Chandler's "Shoot Em Up Krew" stunt was not something that should be brushed off.

i will be starting a thread on our open audition, and reforming of the RK then

[lefty]

I'll rescind my offer to DPG, but only if we can use those resources to offer a max contract to HarlemHeat.
Are we sure we HH is interested?

[HarlemHeat37]

I would consider the offer, but only if DPG joins the squad, tbh..

The money is not an issue, I just want to win, tbh..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

i will be starting a thread on our open audition, and reforming of the RK then
I will add to the thread later, but I actually have real life stuff I need to do right now :lmao

[Monostradamus]

Are we sure we HH is interested?

We'll set up a meeting in NYC and give him our best pitch. Hopefully he sees the wisdom in joining TLC.

[lefty]

I would consider an offer, but only if DPG joins the squad, tbh..
DPG is not interested

The enforcer title is too much for him to handle

He is afraid to mix it up in the paint

[Monostradamus]

I would consider the offer, but only if DPG joins the squad, tbh..

The money is not an issue, I just want to win, tbh..

DPG still has his doubts, but if you can help us to bring him around, we will be in business.

[lefty]

DPG still has his doubts, but if you can help us to bring him around, we will be in business.
We need a real PF, TBH

[Monostradamus]

We need a real PF, TBH

tbh if we can land Axe Murderer aka BUMP, we'll have our muscle. DPG is still a key addition, and if landing DPG also nets us HarlemHeat37, we'll be the strongest crew in the Forum (at least on paper).

[BlackSwordsMan]

How ironic would it be if mav krew destroyed the stacked lefty krew.

[BlackSwordsMan]

And then I fuck lefty's mother

[Monostradamus]

How ironic would it be if mav krew destroyed the stacked lefty krew.

tbh you're our secret weapon. You've easily been the strongest member of a very weak crew, but now with more talent out there, you won't be getting double and triple teamed anymore. You're going to flourish in the new system if everything goes right.

[lefty]

And then I fuck lefty's mother
Why wouldnt you fuck your own mom?

She's pretty amazing in bed
And she does everything

[lefty]

tbh if we can land Axe Murderer aka BUMP, we'll have our muscle. DPG is still a key addition, and if landing DPG also nets us HarlemHeat37, we'll be the strongest crew in the Forum (at least on paper).
If we land both AM and HH, we won't need DPG

And DPG is too classy, we need badassness

[badfish22]

Does this mean Mono is going to develop an entirely new trolling shtick, or will he still use the MK techniques imho?

[BlackSwordsMan]

When NBA teams sign a FA three point shooter -- does said player stop shooting three pointers because hes on a new team?

[badfish22]

This analogy is being brought a bit far.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Is it!?

[CubanSucks]

What the fuck is this? I stay out of the nba forum for a day and I come back to this? I knew Mono was gonna be embarrassed when I called him out for mistaking someone else's posts for mine, but I didn't think he'd be so butthurt he'd make a thread trying to knock me out.

[BlackSwordsMan]

even tony soprano got killed

[DPG21920]

No thanks, and this from one of Lefty's biggest supporters. I don't know why he hates me tbh...

[lefty]

No thanks, and this from one of Lefty's biggest supporters. I don't know why he hates me tbh...

I don't hate you :tu

[DMC]

Why don't yall fuck already and relieve this sexual tension that you two are dragging out like an about to be canceled pilot series.

[CubanSucks]

even tony soprano got killed

my nigga if anything I'm like Joe Pesci from Goodfellas. I've been crackin too many skulls and embarrassing too many big names. I'm target #1 right now
kTlgRU-azxU

Mono's like the made man I killed in the bar scene and then the 2 guys in this scene are his little mav krew chrony rejects

[Monostradamus]

sorry CubanSucks, I was given full authority by lefty himself. You're the official Jizz Mopper of the crew. If you don't like it, too bad.

[CubanSucks]

sorry CubanSucks, I was given full authority by lefty himself. You're the official Jizz Mopper of the crew. If you don't like it, too bad.

I wanna see it in writing from Lefty himself. Note, Lefty doesn't have full authority himself. I'm a founding father and there's nothing that can be done about changing FOUNDING fathers. It's like trying to say the founding fathers of our country are gonna be changed. So unless you're saying Benjamin Franklin wasn't a founding father (which is who I ultimately am to this crew), then you can't touch my CubanSucks brand

[4>0rings]

Lefty would never do that, period.

[lefty]

I wanna see it in writing from Lefty himself. Note, Lefty doesn't have full authority himself. I'm a founding father and there's nothing that can be done about changing FOUNDING fathers. It's like trying to say the founding fathers of our country are gonna be changed. So unless you're saying Benjamin Franklin wasn't a founding father (which is who I ultimately am to this crew), then you can't touch my CubanSucks brand

Fuck Franklin and his fellow fat free masons

This isn't fucking America, this is TLC

[CubanSucks]

Fuck Franklin and his fellow fat free masons

This isn't fucking America, this is TLC

So it's true? You've sold us all down the river?

[Creepn]

So it's true? You've sold us all down the river?

LMAO :cry:cry

I'm sure they will accept you with open arms at stormfront.org.

[badfish22]

Cubansucks, mopping jizz.

[ElNono]

lefty, are the lyrics on this one yours?

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