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Monostradamus
08-18-2011, 04:27 PM
As we grow in strength, I'll update our membership list. Unfortunately to sign some of the big names we're going after, cuts will have to be made. But fear not, CubanSucks, you'll never lose your place in TLC. You're just too good at your job.

The Lefty Crew

King:
Lefty
Prime Minister:
Monostradamus
Senior Head of Trolling/Speaker Of The House:
Axe Murderer
Founding Fathers:
Lefty's understudy
Blackswordsman
ohmywrecker
4>0 rings
Director Of Marketing:
ElNono
Honorary Members:
Viva Las Espuelas
JoeChalupa
BigZak
triggeredexcellence
Spursfan092120
Members:
rayjayjohnson
DMC
jjktkk
I.Hustle
Jizz Mopper:
CubanSucks
Fabbs
Axe/Fabbs subcrew members:
Axe Murderer
Fabbs

Currently looking into acquiring:

HarlemHeat37 - General of The Lefty Crew Army
FPoonsie - Consigliere
DPG21920 - Enforcer
MavDynasty aka Lincoln - Head Of TLC Counter-Trolling Unit
Ghazi - CFO of TLC

lefty
08-18-2011, 04:33 PM
I like Licoln's potential

stretch
08-18-2011, 04:34 PM
lol chasing waterfalls

Lincoln
08-18-2011, 04:46 PM
Intriguing offer, this decision will be harder than I thought. My loyalties lies to the rk but with an offer of that magnitude I'm going to have to look into it.

Always want to be director of CTU tbh

ElNono
08-18-2011, 04:49 PM
Intriguing offer, this decision will be harder than I thought. My loyalties lies to the rk but with an offer of that velocity I'm going to have to look into it.

We're offering a shoe deal as soon as we find a sponsor... something to think about.

Monostradamus
08-18-2011, 04:51 PM
We're offering a shoe deal as soon as we find a sponsor... something to think about.

:tu

tbh I think Nike Lincoln 1's (with flywire technology) sounds pretty damn catchy.

Nathan89
08-18-2011, 04:55 PM
TBH, I'm curious what classification I would have if I joined this crew.

lefty
08-18-2011, 04:55 PM
:tu

tbh I think Nike Lincoln 1's (with flywire technology) sounds pretty damn catchy.

Lincoln sounds great with any brand: Nike, Adidas, etc...

I can see the commercials already: " Lincoln, nigga! "

lefty
08-18-2011, 04:56 PM
TBH, I'm curious what classification I would have if I joined this crew.

Jizz mopper #2

ElNono
08-18-2011, 04:57 PM
"Lincoln, nigga!"

tbh, I don't know how Nike didn't think of this before.

Monostradamus
08-18-2011, 04:58 PM
TBH, I'm curious what classification I would have if I joined this crew.

tbh I'd like to offer you the position of Lieutenant, you would run the day to day operations of our crew of TLC soldiers, reporting to General HarlemHeat37.

Veterinarian.
08-18-2011, 05:25 PM
Jizz mopper #2

crofl funny how all of a sudden lefty acts like he hasn't been shit on for years with his shitty google image burns and 1 liners now that he has some backing from posters like mono

lefty
08-18-2011, 05:28 PM
crofl funny how all of a sudden lefty acts like he hasn't been shit on for years with his shitty google image burns and 1 liners now that he has some backing from posters like mono
Lol u mad

ElNono
08-18-2011, 05:38 PM
lefty and Mono need to let me know when you guys are available for an "Outside the lines" special about The Lefty Crew. Don't forget to wear your Lefty Crew t-shirts, we need all the free publicity we can get.

lefty
08-18-2011, 05:39 PM
lefty and Mono need to let me know when you guys are available for an "Outside the lines" special about The Lefty Crew. Don't forget to wear your Lefty Crew t-shirts, we need all the free publicity we can get.

We don't need publicity

The NRK, however....

Nathan89
08-18-2011, 05:48 PM
tbh I'd like to offer you the position of Lieutenant, you would run the day to day operations of our crew of TLC soldiers, reporting to General HarlemHeat37.

Lieutenant Nate. Has a nice ring to it and I will consider the position.

Narutoluva
08-18-2011, 06:15 PM
are there any more opening for jizz moping?

thispego
08-18-2011, 07:42 PM
pretty queer, dudes

Monostradamus
08-18-2011, 07:46 PM
pretty queer, dudes

Unfortunately we still couldn't match the latent homosexuality of paying for pictures of mavs>spurs.

CubanSucks
08-18-2011, 07:54 PM
little bitch made nigga, unless you've been given one of these by Lefty's understudy himself then you've got absolutely no authority here
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5315/5912346685_b50f8417e6_b.jpg


that shit's legit son. Take your bunch of mavs rejects somewhere else

thispego
08-18-2011, 07:54 PM
Didn't pay or even offer to pay. Why you believe harlemheat? Thought y'all hated each other

Isitjustme?
08-18-2011, 08:04 PM
Unfortunately we still couldn't match the latent homosexuality of paying for pictures of mavs>spurs.

More like blatant homosexuality.

Paying for pictures of dudes ranks right above being a male secretary and just below getting a tramp stamp on the raging faggot scale.

Monostradamus
08-18-2011, 10:46 PM
little bitch made nigga, unless you've been given one of these by Lefty's understudy himself then you've got absolutely no authority here

:lol Lefty's understudy. How cute. Guess what, I got the authority from the man himself, lefty. He's entrusted me with the power to do what it takes to make this this top crew on ST. If you don't like it, too bad. Just accept your new position and quit crying like a bitch.

Creepn
08-18-2011, 11:50 PM
:lol Lefty's understudy. How cute. Guess what, I got the authority from the man himself, lefty. He's entrusted me with the power to do what it takes to make this this top crew on ST. If you don't like it, too bad. Just accept your new position and quit crying like a bitch.

LOL. That's managerial material right there.

Venti Quattro
08-19-2011, 12:57 AM
I quit my post to take up the invitation by the RK.

:cry :cry :cry sorry

Booharv
08-19-2011, 04:58 AM
:lol Lefty's understudy. How cute. Guess what, I got the authority from the man himself, lefty. He's entrusted me with the power to do what it takes to make this this top crew on ST. If you don't like it, too bad. Just accept your new position and quit crying like a bitch.

I don't know if you should be disrespecting Lefty's understudy like that.

That guy's a trend setter.

He set trends.

JoeChalupa
08-19-2011, 08:22 AM
What the.....?

Isitjustme?
08-19-2011, 08:45 AM
I don't know if you should be disrespecting Lefty's understudy like that.

That guy's a trend setter.

He set trends.

tbh I wonder who he is...if only someone could come along and BUMP this thread and let us know.

Anyways, whoever he may be at this point I bet he's sitting back and relaxing like the Boom BaBa kid in Stand By Me right when the Barf-Orama was in its fever pitch.

HarlemHeat37
08-19-2011, 10:41 AM
:loltbh, although I have not yet made a decision(still evaluating a few key recruitment aspects), Lefty seems to be back in prime mode, since Mono joined forces..

In the last few days alone,


WHy don't you start the KillKobe Krew?

Wait....

KKK, you won't be able to explain that shit in the hood

In reply to Stretch's insults:


Still mad at us for rejecting your candidacy?

Is that why you have started the RK?

In reply to BSD claiming he would fuck Lefty's mom:


Why wouldnt you fuck your own mom?

She's pretty amazing in bed
And she does everything


RK should run a background check on some of its members

Just saying

It's pretty scary, tbh..the TLC is the underdog in this battle, but if Lefty is nutting out lines like these, they might have a shot..

lefty
08-19-2011, 10:46 AM
It's pretty scary, tbh..the TLC is the underdog in this battle, but if Lefty is nutting out lines like these, they might have a shot..
:lol

thispego
08-19-2011, 11:15 AM
:lol Lefty's understudy. How cute. Guess what, I got the authority from the man himself, lefty. He's entrusted me with the power to do what it takes to make this this top crew on ST. If you don't like it, too bad. Just accept your new position and quit crying like a bitch.

How you gone tha top when mookie crew is insurmountable?

Lefty's understudy
08-19-2011, 11:16 AM
tbh I wonder who he is...if only someone could come along and BUMP this thread and let us know.

Anyways, whoever he may be at this point I bet he's sitting back and relaxing like the Boom BaBa kid in Stand By Me right when the Barf-Orama was in its fever pitch.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6200/6058658285_242a935556_b.jpg

Axe Murderer
08-19-2011, 11:22 AM
tbh I wonder who he is...if only someone could come along and BUMP this thread and let us know.

Anyways, whoever he may be at this point I bet he's sitting back and relaxing like the Boom BaBa kid in Stand By Me right when the Barf-Orama was in its fever pitch.

why does everyone think that's me?

tbh the 'lefty crew productions' is something I would never be able to pull off. I suck at photoshop

CubanSucks
08-19-2011, 02:36 PM
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6200/6058658285_242a935556_b.jpg

:lmao

redzero
08-19-2011, 02:38 PM
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6200/6058658285_242a935556_b.jpg

Is that from Stand By Me?

Killakobe81
08-19-2011, 02:47 PM
Is that from Stand By Me?

It is,

lefty
08-19-2011, 11:47 PM
Good stuff

Monostradamus
08-20-2011, 11:21 AM
member list updated :toast

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5382918&postcount=1