Nathan89
08-23-2011, 01:11 AM
Warning- If you are under 18 I recommend that you do not read any further.
Disturbing is a bit of a understatement. I'm not going to name any of my sources but I have at least one inside source in TLC. At first he was reluctant to answer my questions but finally gave in to my persistence and a promise to keep him anonymous.
I know most of the members of TLC are new and therefore they themselves do not know the information that I am about reveal about their crew.
Recently board was shocked by the demotion of Cubansucks from Founding Father to Jizz Mopper. What led to this decision? The truth is about to be revealed.
It all started when Lefty brought in Mono and gave limitless power to make any decision. We all know the illustrious past of Mono. He got bored and that's when he decided to move on to TLC. He wanted the challenge. He wanted to make things mainstream that he had long dreamed about but always felt were just pipe dreams. That's when he started to do small scale testing of his members to see if these pipe dreams would be well received by the masses. He wanted to know if he could make his fantasies mainstream. Unfortunately for Cubansucks he was in the very first test group. Cubansucks refused to participate in the mandatory activities. That is when he was demoted to Jizz Mopper. It is a position that had to be filled by someone in order for the small test groups to continue. If you haven't already guessed these small group tests are full blown male only orgeez(not correct spelling) and Cubansucks is the one man cleanup crew.
Note- The source is believed to be reliable.
Disturbing is a bit of a understatement. I'm not going to name any of my sources but I have at least one inside source in TLC. At first he was reluctant to answer my questions but finally gave in to my persistence and a promise to keep him anonymous.
I know most of the members of TLC are new and therefore they themselves do not know the information that I am about reveal about their crew.
Recently board was shocked by the demotion of Cubansucks from Founding Father to Jizz Mopper. What led to this decision? The truth is about to be revealed.
It all started when Lefty brought in Mono and gave limitless power to make any decision. We all know the illustrious past of Mono. He got bored and that's when he decided to move on to TLC. He wanted the challenge. He wanted to make things mainstream that he had long dreamed about but always felt were just pipe dreams. That's when he started to do small scale testing of his members to see if these pipe dreams would be well received by the masses. He wanted to know if he could make his fantasies mainstream. Unfortunately for Cubansucks he was in the very first test group. Cubansucks refused to participate in the mandatory activities. That is when he was demoted to Jizz Mopper. It is a position that had to be filled by someone in order for the small test groups to continue. If you haven't already guessed these small group tests are full blown male only orgeez(not correct spelling) and Cubansucks is the one man cleanup crew.
Note- The source is believed to be reliable.