Koolaid_Man's Black Planet profile.

[midnightpulp]

Meh, an oldie but goodie.

http://www.blackplanet.com/koolaid_man/

(Note for those who haven't seen this: This shit is legit. Not a joke account created by a Spurstalker. See the sign up date, and it's also worth noting that it's suspected Kool lives in Houston as verified by Kori. Look at the location.)

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao all this playa talk and he was married and on the verge of divorce at 19 :lmao

:lmao single parent

In your cracker ass dreams...:lmao

[midnightpulp]

In your cracker ass dreams...:lmao

Don't try to play it off like it isn't you. The signup date on that profile is 2000, before Spurstalk even existed. The location is Houston, and Kori has verified your IP having a Houston location. Also worth noting is the use of the underscore between "Koolaid" and "Man" something I've only seen you do, as most literate people with a brain size that exceeds a chimp's would spell it out "Kool-Aid Man."

So, write any freaky jams for your Nubian Queens - a.k.a. homosexual African American men - lately?

[Koolaid_Man]

Don't try to play it off like it isn't you. The signup date on that profile is 2000, before Spurstalk even existed. The location is Houston, and Kori has verified your IP having a Houston location. Also worth noting is the use of the underscore between "Koolaid" and "Man" something I've only seen you do, as most literate people with a brain size that exceeds a chimp's would spell it out "Kool-Aid Man."

So, write any freaky jams for your Nubian Queens - a.k.a. homosexual African American men - lately?

:rollin

Either you're desperately passionate or...and that's a big OR....you're having an OCD momemt.

You guys are a laughing riot....keep it going....I couldn't do this shit without the likes of you and Big Indian Chief Tyson....

[Koolaid_Man]

tbh how's junior?

Still smarting over the 500 bones.....tbh:lol

[midnightpulp]

kool had better never move to the ivory coast

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/37219

rofl. You likely just gave Kool his daily jerk off video.

[Koolaid_Man]

Don't you have a novel you should be writing about me...just like you did last time. People are fascinated with Kool. Just like that time Tyson asked if he could hear my voice....

I may send a pic to the board to simmer you cucks down.

Lol

[midnightpulp]

http://cdn.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/death-of-kool-aid-590x376.jpg

[ElNono]

tbh, are you taking Kevin Jr to white water raft? crofl

[Koolaid_Man]

someone will have nightmares tonight...:lol sweet dreams midget

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[Koolaid_Man]

lmao 30 years old, and just think i missed the party in vegas. you're too old to be a playa anymore, i'm retiring you.

proceed...

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[Koolaid_Man]

shit i love black people..only the cool ones though


tell me something Tyson...are all in the Gooks and Chinks here yet..this thread is the perfect backdrop for me to shell them...watch what I post next...shit will blow your mind :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Look at how the Asians go wild over Kobe

http://keepingitcorporate.com/629/basketball-nba/kobe-still-owns-basketball-nba-season-or-not/

[pass1st]

Damn, I thought this kid was half my age. Became a baby daddy when it was still fashionable.

[Koolaid_Man]

mavfan jealous of koolaid's true blackness


:lmao they trying desperately to make something stick like they did Luva with that Nuruto shit...but a nigga Kool like teflon...Imma let that funny ass shit ride might even play along with it....:lol

[DJ Mbenga]

Midnightpulp can you do BR Hornet next?

[midnightpulp]

I dunno. Just feel like bumping this.

[Giuseppe]

^You was influenced by Kobe 5th.

tee, hee.

[DPG21920]

Does this say his height? :lol I would be blocking the shit out of this dude on the court :lol.

[mavs>spurs]

kool's account on a fitness forum says that he's 6'4 205 tbh

[DPG21920]

Shut up :lmao

[mavs>spurs]

no really, it's old news. he's a skinny little pussy nigga.

[DPG21920]

This guy has all kinds of lies :lol Wow.

1) He's short

2) He has no money

3) He's not a gangsta, he fishes and white water rafts (which is cool for some, but not what he portrays)

4) He is obsessed with men

5) The Bet consumes him and he still gets drunk and sends me messages and starts obscure threads that I don't respond to

[Giuseppe]

This guy has all kinds of lies :lol Wow.

1) He's short

2) He has no money

3) He's not a gangsta, he fishes and white water rafts (which is cool for some, but not what he portrays)

4) He is obsessed with men

5) The Bet consumes him and he still gets drunk and sends me messages and starts obscure threads that I don't respond to

6) Your aunt dotes on him

[Koolaid_Man]

Who's really the monkey up in this joint...

:lol It's fascinating...Look at midget's behavior...he reacts when he see's me move...he see's me logged on and he literally goes on a excited chimp rampage chasing me around from pillar to post. Dude is fascinated with Kool...jumping up and down running from thread to thread and projecting himself onto me...it's a strange dichotomy. very strange indeed. :lol

He only posts now if I post...he has no interest in anything except Kool...he lives for me...check him out...

PS: He even voted for Obama. A little something yall didn't know. :lol

Your loyalty is rewarded Midget:

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[DPG21920]

Sure, but that doesn't change 1-5 bub.

[mavs>spurs]

kool ain't got enough muscle to bang with me in the post

[DPG21920]

Or enough height to hang with me in the post

[midnightpulp]

Who's really the monkey up in this joint...

:lol It's fascinating...Look at midget's behavior...he reacts when he see's me move...he see's me logged on and he literally goes on a excited chimp rampage chasing me around from pillar to post. Dude is fascinated with Kool...jumping up and down running from thread to thread and projecting himself onto me...it's a strange dichotomy. very strange indeed. :lol

He only posts now if I post...he has no interest in anything except Kool...he lives for me...check him out...

PS: He even voted for Obama. A little something yall didn't know. :lol

Your loyalty is rewarded Midget:

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Shitty reply.

[Koolaid_Man]

Shitty reply.


I know :lol

[DMC]

Kool, who's this?

http://www.blackplanet.com/kafiwilliams/

[Killakobe81]

Or enough height to hang with me in the post

I like the doc Holiday pic ...

And the new monilker in that setting is hilarious. Way to come back DPG, own that shit ...:king

[Killakobe81]

ANd I meant hilarious in a "boss" way DPG, not like in the other thread. Doc is one of my favorite characters in cinema.

[Spur_Fanatic]

I believe it. :D

Same username, same city, same vocabulary.

[Hooks]

I'd love to hear a poem or read one of your short stories Kool <3