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Ignignokt
08-30-2011, 07:39 PM
If you were to be found to be paki, yet all this time you were passing yourself off as black what does that say about you.

1. Too ashamed to claim paki because atleast soul food doesn't look like runny diarhea with flat bread.

2. Too ashamed to be blacker than most blacks in america but have a tiny dick. The indians and paki's have notoriously small dicks and report the most condom slippages amongst regulation size condoms.

3. You look black but you have beaner hair, and you smell like onions and curry. Came to america wearing silk shirts, sandals, and olive khakis. No girls wanted to touch you. Your own women and sisters left you for koreans.

4. You are ashamed because your country still enslaves ethnic blacks it imported hundreds and hundreds of years ago, so you fantasize about having black dick creating havoc on your curry teeth.



Whatever the ailment could be for not being proud of being a 28 yr old naruto virgin paki vermin, what course of action should be taken is the real question.


Should you die by gunshot to the mouth, hanging, slicing your wrist, binging on your own food, being impaled by a forklift truck going at high speeds??


Please send suggestions on what a 28 yr old naruto lover should do to end his misery.

Kirk Nowitzki
08-30-2011, 07:42 PM
Autoerotic asphyxiation whilst involuntarily taking it up the tailpipe by a giant black dude wearing a Naruto costume and using curry as lube.

Ignignokt
08-30-2011, 07:43 PM
Autoerotic asphyxiation whilst involuntarily taking it up the tailpipe by a giant black dude wearing a Naruto costume and using curry as lube.

wow, that's pretty clever. You sir need to take a carreer in creative writing. I see lots of great novels in your future.

ElNono
08-30-2011, 07:50 PM
to his credit, he did concede that he was 'A bitter Asian male muddling his way through life.'

pass1st
08-30-2011, 08:04 PM
Move to Greece and become an eligible bachelor. The man to goat ratio is like 1:5, plenty of room.

Giuseppe
08-30-2011, 08:04 PM
Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Let us proceed...

midnightpulp
08-30-2011, 09:18 PM
Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Let us proceed...

But rings are a team accomplishment. When we boil it down to the individual, it's still:

Duncan: 3

Rich Man's Latrell Spreewell: 2

MR.SILVER&BLack
08-30-2011, 09:23 PM
But rings are a team accomplishment. When we boil it down to the individual, it's still:

Duncan: 3

Rich Man's Latrell Spreewell: 2

well said :toast

Giuseppe
08-31-2011, 02:32 AM
^But, we didn't do it that way at:::

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Kobe: 3

& Daddy-O's, we ain't doin' it that-a-way at:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4.

Uh, uh. Not on your collective sweet bippys we ain't.

Now,

Let us proceed...

TDMVPDPOY
08-31-2011, 02:43 AM
does this also apply to islanders who claim to be asian?

mavs>spurs
09-01-2011, 09:25 AM
get killed in gunfire by american forces, and get the corpse dumped into the indian ocean