The Origins of the Naruto Shtick [Archive]

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 08:28 AM

:lol I didn't know this shit..Spur fan was keeping it a secret....

You cats been fucking with the big homie Luva or this fake ass Naruto shit but you got some explaining to do..

Dungeon's and Dragons....Renaissance Festivals....:lmao Does Timmy even realize what his role would have been during the Renaissance...:lol

Tim Duncan's off the court pursuits include sword and knife collecting, Dungeons & Dragons, fantasy video games & paint ball. Add to that, dude's got a freakin' tattoo of Merlin from Arthurian lore! His other tat is of a Skeleton Jester.

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/3450/kindly-cast-your-spell-on-us-now-tim-duncan

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/timmydungeon.jpg

He loves this shit so much he even got a tat of Merlin on his upper back...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/timduncantat.jpg

But the final question is why the tongue ring :lol

Lincoln

09-03-2011, 08:50 AM

That is pretty fucking gay tbh

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 09:23 AM

That is pretty fucking gay tbh

What's even worse according to the ESPN article when he got to the league he wanted his teammates to call him "Merlin"...

gotdam :lmao

Here's the quote:

Another NERDCORE story: He wanted his nickname to be "Merlin" when he first got to the league, but his teammates weren't having it.

Jeff Leppard

09-03-2011, 09:26 AM

Yes. Very nerdy. I like Kobe's gigantic, cuckhold, balls in her purse, rapist brand tattoo much better.

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 09:27 AM

Yes. Very nerdy. I like Kobe's gigantic, cuckhold, balls in her purse, rapist brand tattoo much better.

:lmao @ Merlin Duncan

Jeff Leppard

09-03-2011, 09:37 AM

:cryVanessa:cry

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 09:45 AM

:cryVanessa:cry

I've pretty much single-handedly ended the Nurutu loving shit....:lol

Koolaid is a muthafucker....we got 33 & 22 and now Merlin

Jeff Leppard

09-03-2011, 09:52 AM

I wonder how much time Kobe spent on his knees begging that half-retard, Shih Tzu looking bitch to take him back? :cryVanessa:cry

That is the most expensive piece of ugly, fat, white girl ass in the history of rape.

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 10:00 AM

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:00 AM

This story ain't going no where...

I'm just getting warmed up:

From Merlin himself: ( he may have OCD) lol

"I assure you, I am normal, I told you I just am always thinking, sometimes about really crazy random things. But in all seriousness, it really should be difficult for me to be too strange. At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?" - Tim Duncan

DMC

09-03-2011, 11:27 AM

:lol I didn't know this shit..Spur fan was keeping it a secret....

You cats been fucking with the big homie Luva or this fake ass Naruto shit but you got some explaining to do..

Dungeon's and Dragons....Renaissance Festivals....:lmao Does Timmy even realize what his role would have been during the Renaissance...:lol

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/3450/kindly-cast-your-spell-on-us-now-tim-duncan

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/timmydungeon.jpg

He loves this shit so much he even got a tat of Merlin on his upper back...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/timduncantat.jpg

But the final question is why the tongue ring :lol

That's a Jester. The Wizard tattoo is on his upper back.

xellos88330

09-03-2011, 11:30 AM

Comparing Lakaluva... a nobody, to Tim Duncan? Get real ya loser.

midnightpulp

09-03-2011, 11:36 AM

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx261/OGBobbyJohsonOWNsKoolaidman/koolaid3-1.jpg

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Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:37 AM

Comparing Lakaluva... a nobody, to Tim Duncan? Get real ya loser.

Hey check this out...Timmy *aka* Merlin's fantasy land...

Timmy went to this shit and represented: :lmao

Tim Duncan at the Texas Renaissance Festival in Plantersville, Texas

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62498538@N00/471550901/

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/62498538@N00/439855817/in/photostream)

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:41 AM

That's a Jester. The Wizard tattoo is on his upper back.

DMC check this out...The Dungeon's and Dragon king :lol

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62498538@N00/438621945/in/photostream

xellos88330

09-03-2011, 11:42 AM

"i assure you, i am black, i told you i just am always thinking, sometimes about really crazy whitewater rafting. But in all seriousness, it really should be difficult for me to be too black. At this point, if i were to psychoanalyze myself, i'd have to say i am a paki, cleverly disguised as a smelly paki. I may be a little different, but that's ok, who wants to be paki anyway?"- koolaid_man

fify

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:42 AM

maybe this one explains his magical hold on you guys:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62498538@N00/439855817/in/photostream

xellos88330

09-03-2011, 11:43 AM

Well, you can always say that at least Duncan's hobbies don't include raping women.

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:44 AM

I have to admit this is my favorite one: lmfao

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62498538@N00/493631559/in/photostream

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:46 AM

dammit kool would you shut your fucking fuck hole

unlike yours mine has never ever been open for business...:lol

Roger Freemason Jr.

09-03-2011, 11:48 AM

dammit kool would you shut your fucking fuck hole

You're alright Tyson.

midnightpulp

09-03-2011, 11:49 AM

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Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:52 AM

Jeff Leppard

09-03-2011, 11:53 AM

Koolaid and Kobe have a lot in common, so it would seem . . .

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5396364&postcount=1

Some might say a ton.

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:53 AM

nigga everyone knows your gay ass sucks dick...its written all over you after every post. you saying you aren't gay is up there with other infamous lies such as "kool paid" and "luva isn't that naruto guy, they just share the same photobucket account!" etc.

says the guy with a gay lovers close up of Tyson as his avatar :lol

midnightpulp

09-03-2011, 11:55 AM

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Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:55 AM

dude stfu don't talk to me you fucking freak

so says the guy with a gay lovers close up of Tyson's sweet and cute face...:lmao I bet you be kissing his pic huh? :lol

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:56 AM

Midget is mad as hell now....lol

Hey midget it's written in stone baby:

"I assure you, I am normal, I told you I just am always thinking, sometimes about really crazy random things. But in all seriousness, it really should be difficult for me to be too strange. At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?" - Tim Duncan

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 11:57 AM

once again here is the link:

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/3450/kindly-cast-your-spell-on-us-now-tim-duncan

Roger Freemason Jr.

09-03-2011, 11:58 AM

so says the guy with a gay lovers close up of Tyson's sweet and cute face...:lmao I bet you be kissing his pic huh? :lol

You do a terrible job of veiling your fantasies.

midnightpulp

09-03-2011, 12:01 PM

so says the guy with a gay lovers close up of Tyson's sweet and cute face...:lmao I bet you be kissing his pic huh? :lol

Do you even read what you write? Implying someone has a gay crush on the person in their avatar while saying the person in that avatar has a "sweet and cute face" makes it appear as if you're the one who actually desires to "kiss his pic."

But I'm sure the irony was lost on you, which is expected, since chimps aren't really known to understand complex literary devices.

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:01 PM

:vomit:

kool is the most disgusting online persona i've ever encountered. seriously kill yourself for the sake of humanity it's lunch time and you're making me lose my appetite..i'm going to go by jack in the box and forget this conversation ever happened.

:lmao @ the guy that eats at Jerk in the Box...nice gay stuff be going on up in that joint I bet...Tyson you are a delightful treat a real blessing to laugh at :lol

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:02 PM

Do you even read what you right? Implying someone has a gay crush on the person in their avatar while saying the person in that avatar has a "sweet and cute face" makes it appear as if you're the one who actually desires to "kiss his pic."

But I'm sure the irony was lost on you, which is expected, since chimps aren't really known to understand complex literary devices.

and so it is written:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62498538@N00/493631559/in/photostream

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:05 PM

Yeah I haven't eaten any fast food in about 2 months..I want some tacos and I'm too lazy to cook or get dressed to go to a restaurant. See, unlike mr admitted 260 here, I usually eat typical meals such as chicken, brown rice, and broccoli etc..

but you keep worrying about other men's "sweet, cute faces" and what other men eat to get as "sexy" as you find them. fucking faggot.

ummmm...Baked Chicken is Sooooo Gooood.....:lmao

remember dat line Tyson...you are a too good of a joke to be true...:lol

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:07 PM

Tyson wants Taco's so his place of choice is Jerk in the Box....gotdam this is too fucking good to be true lmfao

Roger Freemason Jr.

09-03-2011, 12:08 PM

260? -___-;

midnightpulp

09-03-2011, 12:11 PM

"They also stated that the average IQ of African Americans is 85; Latinos 89; Whites 103; Asians 106; and Jews 113."

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:12 PM

"They also stated that the average IQ of African Americans is 85; Latinos 89; Whites 103; Asians 106; and Jews 113."

I guess that explains this quote from Merlin and his penchant for Renaissance fantasy:

"I assure you, I am normal, I told you I just am always thinking, sometimes about really crazy random things. But in all seriousness, it really should be difficult for me to be too strange. At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?" - Tim Duncan

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:13 PM

lol @ midget....

pass1st

09-03-2011, 12:25 PM

one person is a professional basketball player and a multimillionaire

the other probably works at collects welfare

Juggity

09-03-2011, 12:25 PM

Maybe Duncan is the litmus test for separating the pure fan from those who are there for the spectacle.

^from your own article tbh

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:26 PM

one person is a professional basketball player and a multimillionaire

the other probably works at collects welfare

dam shame ain't it...:lol

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:27 PM

^from your own article tbh

they had to be kinda nice while throwing fantasy darts at him...it wouldn't have been fair...:lol

pass1st

09-03-2011, 12:33 PM

dam shame ain't it...:lol

Not really, you would love to have that life too. Who can talk shit if a person does what a lot of us wish we could do?

The other kid is just a cartoon lover.

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:39 PM

Not really, you would love to have that life too. Who can talk shit if a person does what a lot of us wish we could do?

The other kid is just a cartoon lover.

I do ok...I can't complain...:lol

but I was inspired by BR...I was kind of jealous and upset that he came up with the 33 & 22 factoid about Timmy...I had to do something to top him...I couldn't go out like that out...:lmao

Roger Freemason Jr.

09-03-2011, 12:47 PM

BR's "facts" were clearly disputed by Midnight's common sense, sorry.

TDMVPDPOY

09-03-2011, 12:48 PM

fck the OP with his naruto Talk-no-jutsu...gtfo

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:53 PM

sorry the local houston taco stand was too far

:rolleyes How was the Jack in your Crack Taco's....:lol

and for the record Tyson I'm going on my second vacation of the year soon...I will taking an extended stay in Costa Rica and I may need a security guard...you game?

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 12:55 PM

BR's "facts" were clearly disputed by Midnight's common sense, sorry.

You can Spin 33 & 22 but you can't dispute it...:lol

Jeff Leppard

09-03-2011, 02:33 PM

I guess Kool just done ruined their whole lil naruto fun and games. The funny thing is, some of these faggots are actually into that shit. Lol Jim Merlin Dunan

Wishful thinking, Abu.

ElNono

09-03-2011, 02:34 PM

:lol bitter asian male
:lol stinky
:lol Narutoluva
:lol denying it
:lol paki
:lol 3 tailed dragon

Leetonidas

09-03-2011, 02:39 PM

Narutoluva

09-03-2011, 03:23 PM

I guess Kool just done ruined their whole lil naruto fun and games. The funny thing is, some of these faggots are actually into that shit. Lol Jim Merlin Dunan

yes, he single handedly swept your narutoloving shame away.. So we still good for watching naruto all day tomorow? i think naruto got more muscles drawn on him in the latest episode, i know that excites you :toast

ChumpDumper

09-03-2011, 03:25 PM

Why would the Naruto smack be ruined?

Join in on the fun!

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=175871

InK

09-03-2011, 04:56 PM

Luva is damaged beyond repair, mite as well get some calf tats and start tatooing grapes, :lol at trying to make this go away.

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 04:57 PM

I don't know what's more pathetic; living through the accomplishments of Kobe Bryant and vehemently defending a person you've never met online or thinking anyone gives a fuck that Timmy plays D&D or has a Merlin tat...seriously, I don't think a single Spurfan gives a shit about that. It's better than raping women in his spare time :lmao

:lmao @ I've never Met Kobe....:lol@ I've never met Shaq...:lol @ I've never met D.Fish...:lol @ I've never met Byron Scott...:lol @ I've never met Robert Horry...:lol @ I've never met Tyrone Lue...:lol @ I've never met Samaki Walker...:lol @ I've never met Nick Van Excel....:lol @ I've never met Eddie Jones...:lmao @ I've never met Brian Shaw...:lol @ I've never met Brian Cook...*aka* Cookie.... :lol @ I've never met Jordan Farmar...

I've even met Karl Malone, Rod Strickland, Stacy Augmon, Sheed, and Kevin Garnet. Mark Auguire, Mark Jackson, Kenny Smith, Shawn Marion and Turtle Terry, UNLV's Running Rebels ( all of the them from the 1990's)...I could name a few more...

Now peep this...My Aunt ( Chili Red) :lol who has the hookup invited me to meet Lebron and I tell her fuck that nigga...:lol

One person I almost got to meet was Tupac...I was looking forward to that shit but he had other shit going on...

I never want to meet Merlin :lol

ChumpDumper

09-03-2011, 05:02 PM

lol bragging about meeting Samaki Walker

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 05:06 PM

lol bragging about meeting Samaki Walker

He did what he was told to do...nothing spectacular...stop hatin...:lol

ChumpDumper

09-03-2011, 05:12 PM

nothing spectacularlol bragging about nothing spectacular

lol starfucker

lol scrubfucker

Koolaid_Man

09-03-2011, 05:16 PM

lol bragging about nothing spectacular

lol starfucker

lol scrubfucker

actually I'm :lol @ a gayfucker

ChumpDumper

09-03-2011, 05:18 PM

You're the one bragging about how many men you've "met." :lol

midnightpulp

09-03-2011, 06:58 PM

You're the one bragging about how many men you've "met." :lol

:lol

midnightpulp

09-03-2011, 07:42 PM

actually I'm a gayfucker

Noted.

DMC

09-03-2011, 07:43 PM

One person I almost got to meet was Tupac...I was looking forward to that shit but he had other shit going on...

Hopefully you get to meet him soon.

ElNono

09-03-2011, 08:17 PM

Merlin!!! Lol

Like I mentioned last week, Gaara basically confessed to Naruto in every way possible without actually doing a confession. And it was arguably one of the best confessions in the entire series. So what does he do this week?

He one-ups himself! Not only does he declare his "friendship", but he makes Naruto think...REALLY think about what his "friendship" is with Sasuke. If this was a shoujo manga, it'd be like telling the female lead "All he does is hurt you...but I love you!"...but instead, this is just to mean "bonds"(YEAH...SUUUURE it does).

It's like as if Kishimoto is telling us, "You know, that confession from Sakura was so incredibly bad, I'm going to have Gaara make ANOTHER confession after the initial confession he made that completely made Sakura's confession look like shit. See? I can write a good confession scene when I feel like it!"

"I think of you as a friend."

Yeah, Gaara...I bet you do. Oh, and did anyone notice? Naruto was moved. Startled. Even had a big "!" when Gaara said that. What can I conclude from this?

Naruto is more accepting of a relationship with Gaara then he is with Sakura or Hinata.

And you know? I don't see anything wrong with that.