Good stools can be yours

[cantthinkofanything]

Every once in a while, I'll do one of those body cleanse kits that you can get from the health food store. The one I do involves mixing a packet of powder with water and drinking it 30 minutes before breakfast and another one 30 minutes before dinner. Then, with the meals, you take three capsules.

When I'm on this cleanse, my stools are almost perfect. They are solid and complete. Not too firm, not too soft. Everything comes out. I almost don't even; have to wipe. I could use the used toilet paper to wipe my mouth if I wanted because it's so clean. Also, for the first several days, is seems that more waste comes out of my body that food that went in. Also a slight decrease in size in my wasteline/belly.

Anyway, if you want to have an enjoyable stool experience, I'd recommend.

[Mr Hanky]

prunes is all I need

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You shit out your mouth?

That explains everything.

[cantthinkofanything]

You shit out your mouth?

That explains everything.

No, they come out of my bottom.

However, it should be noted that feces can in fact come out of one's mouth in some cases of bowel obstruction. In some instances, people can actually vomit fecal material. The vomit will be brown and smell like poop. This is a serious condition and one should seek immediate medical attention.

[fraga]

Taco Bell...works everytime...

[thispego]

Talk to balli, apparently he takes the cleanest most odorless shits of anyone

I just eat prunes every day

[4>0rings]

Talk to balli, apparently he takes the cleanest most odorless shits of anyone

:lol
Where is that weirdo? Was he at an IHOP today?


Eat a yogurt, works every time.

[CubanSucks]

Tell me more...

[CubanSucks]

No, they come out of my bottom.

lol bottom

[JoeChalupa]

Meh, I thought this was a buyer/seller thread.