Serious question (no homo)

[The Principal]

These questions are for homosexual gay men queers.

Do you (gay men) like to make doodies?
If so, do you eat a lot of cheese and try to make the doodies harder and more solid?
When making doodie, do you try to push out pull in for a while before clinching off?
Do you masterbate while making doodie?

Just trying to get an understanding. Again, (no homo). And (no racist).

[Cyrano]

....and a violation of your own rules.

[Cyrano]

Are you therefore going to engage in a session of self-abuse?

[The Principal]

I assume you are talking about Rule #2, joking about sickness. But I assure you, my question was in earnest. I'm always trying to learn something every day.


Off Limits:
1. joking about kiddie porn or any personal attacks on children or poster's children
2. joking about sickness, disease
3. joking about bodily functions, namely pooping
4. racial profiling
5. ethnic slurs
6. attacking another poster's home country
7. openly attacking another poster that didn't first start the attack

[Cyrano]

Try #3.

[Smart Ass]

Try #3.

Shouldn't that be #2?