View Full Version : MNF : Dolphins @ stacked
lefty
09-12-2011, 06:01 PM
Game on
lefty
09-12-2011, 06:02 PM
Ooooops
Game in Miami
Sorry :D
Spursfan092120
09-12-2011, 06:14 PM
New England can tear them a new asshole for all I care..just want Reggie Bush to have a decent game. I need 19 between him and Run DMC to beat Gonzo.
lefty
09-12-2011, 06:16 PM
Lol pats D
4>0rings
09-12-2011, 07:02 PM
lol @ reggie bust
When will this nigga learn?
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 07:14 PM
God, I love getting home from work when it's almost halftime.
:lol West Coast
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 07:18 PM
Woodcuck is terrible
lefty
09-12-2011, 07:38 PM
God, I love getting home from work when it's almost halftime.
:lol West Coast
Plus, the game started at 7 instead of 8
Ah there is a double header, thats why
lefty
09-12-2011, 07:38 PM
Sob !!!!!
lefty
09-12-2011, 07:39 PM
Lol Marc Anthony with Will Smith and faggot Wade
4>0rings
09-12-2011, 07:41 PM
I'm impressed with Miami so far, they still need a qb and a legit rb though. You can definetly tell they revamped their play calling.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 07:43 PM
wow Jon Gruden is excruciating to listen to
The defense doesn't look particularly good or bad but the receivers (not tight ends) are fuckin terrible. Deion Branch looks like he's done, teams have figured out how to defend Welker's gimmicky bullshit, and OchoCinco has basically been unnoticeable.
lefty
09-12-2011, 07:46 PM
Bring Al Michaels back
lefty
09-12-2011, 07:48 PM
Lol.
Romo shitted on @ halftime
After week 1 :lol
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 07:58 PM
That's what you get for forcing the ball to Welker
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 07:59 PM
Fucking hell.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 07:59 PM
Or Edelman. Their obsession with undersized honky skill players is annoying.
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 08:03 PM
Or Edelman. Their obsession with undersized honky skill players is annoying.
Edelman should be used as a punt/kickoff returner 99% of the time.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 08:06 PM
Edelman shouldn't be on an NFL roster
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 08:08 PM
:lol
"Uhm... there were 12 men on the field, but we missed that. Our bad. Continue play."
Moving down the field methodically now. That looked like a catch to me.
lefty
09-12-2011, 08:08 PM
Oh yeah
lefty
09-12-2011, 08:08 PM
Brady has become a fag since Gisele got in the picture
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 08:09 PM
I'm so glad I've got Gronkowski in one of my fantasy leagues.
lefty
09-12-2011, 08:10 PM
Gronkowhat?
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 08:10 PM
Brady has become a fag since Gisele got in the picture
He could be on the front cover of "Gay Men Monthly: The Bukkake Edition" for all I care as long as he gets us another ring.
lefty
09-12-2011, 08:13 PM
He could be on the front cover of "Gay Men Monthly: The Bukkake Edition" for all I care as long as he gets us another ring.
I meant playing like a fag
The way he got picked off earlier was really gay
4>0rings
09-12-2011, 08:17 PM
lol Fasano doesnt know about getting wrecked going up the middle
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 08:20 PM
Nice to see we still can't get any pressure on a QB.
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 08:21 PM
ARGGGHHH!!! So damn close! McCourty should punch whoever it was that tried to get their hand on the ball.
Nice goal line stand.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 08:24 PM
:lol those two throws to Marshall were fuckin terrible dont throw a fuckin bullet at a 6'4" receiver's waist
4>0rings
09-12-2011, 08:29 PM
lol Dolphins have no clue how to work a no huddle defense
lefty
09-12-2011, 08:30 PM
I came
Nergasm
dirk4mvp
09-12-2011, 08:38 PM
Marshall is being wasted due to henne sucking so much ass.
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 08:44 PM
How has Miami not figured out how to guard a TE?
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 08:46 PM
Cause Gronk is unguardable tbh
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 08:47 PM
apparently Hernandez is too
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 08:47 PM
Hernandez is THAT beaner
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 08:49 PM
beaner is sitting on my bench with 23 points
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 08:54 PM
Devin McCourty is the defensive player of the game
dirk4mvp
09-12-2011, 08:56 PM
Hernandez > gronk
HarlemHeat37
09-12-2011, 08:59 PM
Looks like the Patriots are going to complete my teaser, great opening weekend for my bank account, tbh..
How have Haynesworth and Cinco looked, so far?..
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:03 PM
Haynesworth hasn't put up stats but he's gotten pressure.....OchoCinco has been pretty invisible.
Henne is fuckin terrible too
HarlemHeat37
09-12-2011, 09:04 PM
I saw a few of Haynesworth's plays in the 3rd/4th, looks like he broke a few double teams..Ochocinco sucking is expected IMO..their lack of receiving weapons will probably be their undoing..
Lincoln
09-12-2011, 09:04 PM
"No Love"
(feat. Lil Wayne)
[Verse 1 ‒ Lil Wayne]
Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower
But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her
Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing about her
Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers
I'm rolling Sweets, I'm smoking sour
Married to the game but she broke her vows
That's why my bars are full of broken bottles
And my night stands are full of open Bibles
I think about more than I forget
But I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat
And these niggas know I lay them down, make their bed
Bitches try to kick me while I'm down: I'll break your leg
Money outweighing problems on a triple beam
I'm sticking to the script, you niggas skipping scenes
Be good or be good at it
Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic
Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's "fuck what they say"
I'm high as a bitch: up, up and away
Man, I come down in a couple of days
OK, you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code
It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found
[Hook ‒ Eminem & Lil Wayne]
It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say, just (don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more)
That's right bitch: and I don't need you, don't want to see you
Bitch you get (no love)
You showed me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don't need you (don't hurt me)
You (don't hurt me no more)
That's right, and I don't need you, don't want to see you
You get (no love)
Bitch you get (no love)
And I don't need you
Get em
[Verse 2 ‒ Eminem]
I'm alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life
I can see these people's ears perk up as I begin
To spaz with the pen, I'm a little bit sicker than most
Shit's finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in
I ain't never giving in again
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them
They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah that rap was tight
But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight
It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump
In the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game
I so started to rock fellow
When I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow
Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop
I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore
When you so good that you can't say it
Because it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no mercy, mark my words
Ain't letting up, relentless
I smell blood, I don't give a fuck: keep giving them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up?
You get no love
[Hook ‒ Eminem & Lil Wayne]
It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say just (don't hurt me)
That's right, it (don't hurt me)
I don't need ya (no more)
Don't wanna see ya (no more)
Bitch you get no (love)
You showed me nothin' but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around (around)
Don't hurt me (that's right)
You don't hurt me (and I don't need ya) no more
(Don't wanna see ya) no more
Bitch you get no love (no), no love (no), no love (no)
No love
Bitch you get no love (no), no love (no), no love
And I don't need ya (no more)
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:05 PM
I think the Pats D has led the league in "near-sacks" for the last half-decade. And Henne just threw a football to a lucky fan in the end zone.
HarlemHeat37
09-12-2011, 09:06 PM
Fuck, I spoke too soon..
New England's D looks like dick..
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:06 PM
I saw a few of Haynesworth's plays in the 3rd/4th, looks like he broke a few double teams..Ochocinco sucking is expected IMO..their lack of receiving weapons will probably be their undoing..
That and an injured offensive line. Granted I think Koppen sucks and they shoulda found a replacement for him awhile ago, losing him to what appears like a season ending injury, they don't have any better options at C.
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:08 PM
That and an injured offensive line. Granted I think Koppen sucks and they shoulda found a replacement for him awhile ago, losing him to what appears like a season ending injury, they don't have any better options at C.
I've had to run errands throughout the game; anyone see how the rookie Solder is doing?
dirk4mvp
09-12-2011, 09:08 PM
How can a qb consistently under and overthrow Brandon Marshall
4>0rings
09-12-2011, 09:10 PM
LMAO Henne w...t....f....................................
HarlemHeat37
09-12-2011, 09:10 PM
Dolphins could have made the playoffs, had they traded for Orton IMO..idiots, would have benefited both teams..Henne is just pathetic..
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:10 PM
:lmao holy shit Henne sucks
Spursfan092120
09-12-2011, 09:10 PM
"No Love"
(feat. Lil Wayne)
[Verse 1 ‒ Lil Wayne]
Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower
But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her
Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing about her
Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers
I'm rolling Sweets, I'm smoking sour
Married to the game but she broke her vows
That's why my bars are full of broken bottles
And my night stands are full of open Bibles
I think about more than I forget
But I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat
And these niggas know I lay them down, make their bed
Bitches try to kick me while I'm down: I'll break your leg
Money outweighing problems on a triple beam
I'm sticking to the script, you niggas skipping scenes
Be good or be good at it
Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic
Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's "fuck what they say"
I'm high as a bitch: up, up and away
Man, I come down in a couple of days
OK, you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code
It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found
[Hook ‒ Eminem & Lil Wayne]
It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say, just (don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more)
That's right bitch: and I don't need you, don't want to see you
Bitch you get (no love)
You showed me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don't need you (don't hurt me)
You (don't hurt me no more)
That's right, and I don't need you, don't want to see you
You get (no love)
Bitch you get (no love)
And I don't need you
Get em
[Verse 2 ‒ Eminem]
I'm alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life
I can see these people's ears perk up as I begin
To spaz with the pen, I'm a little bit sicker than most
Shit's finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in
I ain't never giving in again
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them
They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah that rap was tight
But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight
It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump
In the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game
I so started to rock fellow
When I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow
Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop
I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore
When you so good that you can't say it
Because it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no mercy, mark my words
Ain't letting up, relentless
I smell blood, I don't give a fuck: keep giving them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up?
You get no love
[Hook ‒ Eminem & Lil Wayne]
It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say just (don't hurt me)
That's right, it (don't hurt me)
I don't need ya (no more)
Don't wanna see ya (no more)
Bitch you get no (love)
You showed me nothin' but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around (around)
Don't hurt me (that's right)
You don't hurt me (and I don't need ya) no more
(Don't wanna see ya) no more
Bitch you get no love (no), no love (no), no love (no)
No love
Bitch you get no love (no), no love (no), no love
And I don't need ya (no more)
Em destroyed Wayne on that track..
4>0rings
09-12-2011, 09:11 PM
:lmao
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:11 PM
2nd goal line stand. Clutch. Now the Pats just have to prevent the Fins from getting a safety on 'em.
HarlemHeat37
09-12-2011, 09:11 PM
:lol Brady's balls are heavy as fuck..
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:11 PM
I've had to run errands throughout the game; anyone see how the rookie Solder is doing?
I think he's looked really good. Cameron Wake dominates whenever he plays New England and Solder has done well against him.
:lmao 500 passing yards
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:11 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! yes.
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 09:12 PM
511 yds passing :lol
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 09:13 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! yes.
I have Welker in my other league...I've got 202.5 points in my espn league:rollin
4>0rings
09-12-2011, 09:14 PM
Henne > Romo
Bill_Brasky
09-12-2011, 09:14 PM
Wes welker....puttin the team on his fuckin back
IronMexican
09-12-2011, 09:15 PM
White guy at work pimping Henne:lol
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:17 PM
I have Welker in my other league...I've got 202.5 points in my espn league:rollin
How many pts does he have now? 40? 50?
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 09:18 PM
how many pts does he have now? 40? 50?
36.4
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 09:19 PM
i have Reggie Bush too..and he just scored...this is epic :lmao
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:21 PM
I wonder if it's Mallet time or if New England goes for a 2007-esque tochdown for the fuck you effect
DeadlyDynasty
09-12-2011, 09:23 PM
Brees - 40.3
Hillis -14.7
Bush - 24.4
Driver (Flex) - 8.1
Megatron - 26.8
Welker - 36.4
Winslow - 13.1
Hali (IDP) - 5.5
Texans D/ST - 35.5
Henery (kicker) - 7
211.8....swag
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:25 PM
I wonder if it's Mallet time or if New England goes for a 2007-esque tochdown for the fuck you effect
Pretty sure it's gon' be the F you TD try.
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:28 PM
Brady just ordered a damn latte with the amount of time he had on that throw. What offensive word did the broadcaster apologize for?
badfish22
09-12-2011, 09:32 PM
Em destroyed Wayne on that track..
Had to scroll back up and check on that one.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:33 PM
Brady just ordered a damn latte with the amount of time he had on that throw. What offensive word did the broadcaster apologize for?
I'm pretty sure I heard fuck a few minutes ago
badfish22
09-12-2011, 09:33 PM
Ill admit that I'm near FkLA levels of butthurt over the Patriots right now.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:35 PM
Brady just ordered a damn latte with the amount of time he had on that throw.
Tbh once they draft Michael Brewster next year the O-line will be truly unstoppable. Waters played well from what I saw tonight and they were missing their 2nd best offensive lineman.
DPG21920
09-12-2011, 09:36 PM
Dude, 74 fantasy points.
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:37 PM
I'd like to see Brady get a quick 10 yd pass to go 2nd on the all time passing yards in one game list.
Edit: Ah well, got the first. I guess he'll just have to settle for 500+ yds.
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 09:47 PM
:lol The Pats D is fucking TERRIBLE! WGAF about Brady's stat padding, that D fucking blows. Over 400 hards to Henne? Seriously? :lmao
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:50 PM
:lol The Pats D is fucking TERRIBLE! WGAF about Brady's stat padding, that D fucking blows. Over 400 hards to Henne? Seriously? :lmao
Over 110 passer rating to Grossman? Seriously? :lmao
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 09:50 PM
Patriots relying on their offense will be their undoing. If a shitty qb in Henne can do that to New Englands weak ass D, Eli will have career numbers. Man I can't wait for that matchup in Foxboro.:hungry:
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 09:51 PM
Over 110 passer rating to Grossman? Seriously? :lmao
They didn't give up 400 yards to him like you guys did with Henne. :lmao
DPG21920
09-12-2011, 09:51 PM
No, they just lose.
Spursfan092120
09-12-2011, 09:51 PM
Had to scroll back up and check on that one.
Em's real comeback track, imo
Spursfan092120
09-12-2011, 09:54 PM
course it's not hard to kill Wayne on a track anymore.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 09:55 PM
New England's D gave up 24 points. The Gi:lolnts D gave up 28 points. Facts.
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 09:55 PM
Plus, the Giants were without the best pass rusher in the NFL in Justin Tuck and another elite pass rusher in Osi. Pats D couldnt even force a turnover until that final play. :lmao
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 09:59 PM
Patriots relying on their offense will be their undoing. If a shitty qb in Henne can do that to New Englands weak ass D, Eli will have career numbers. Man I can't wait for that matchup in Foxboro.:hungry:
Solid trolling, tbh.
Good thing that your defense didn't let a shitty QB like Rex Grossman have a field day.
Monostradamus
09-12-2011, 10:00 PM
Wake me up in January :wakeup We've seen Brady curbstomp people before in the regular season, let's see him do it in the playoffs for the first time in almost half a decade.
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 10:03 PM
Solid trolling, tbh.
Good thing that your defense didn't let a shitty QB like Rex Grossman have a field day.
Our D was missing the best pass rusher in the NFL in Tuck. Put him in that game, and Grossman doesn't even crack 200 yards. Watch the games youngster. :rolleyes
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 10:03 PM
Wake me up in January :wakeup We've seen Brady curbstomp people before in the regular season, let's see him do it in the playoffs for the first time in almost half a decade.
:toast
LnGrrrR
09-12-2011, 10:06 PM
Our D was missing the best pass rusher in the NFL in Tuck. Put him in that game, and Grossman doesn't even crack 200 yards. Watch the games youngster. :rolleyes
Last time I checked, people got injured in football. No excuses son. Get your weight up.
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 10:12 PM
Last time I checked, people got injured in football. No excuses son. Get your weight up.
When your elite pass rusher gets injured, it changes EVERYTHING. That is like the Ravens without Lewis, or the Colts without Peyton, or the Cowboys without Ware. Tuck is the best pass rusher on the Giants and in the NFL. What he brings can't be replaced. He is the leader of this D. He is our Ray Lewis, Ware, etc.
DUNCANownsKOBE
09-12-2011, 10:13 PM
No, it's like the Ravens without Suggs or the Colts without Freeney.
TIMMYtoZO
09-12-2011, 10:14 PM
No, it's like the Ravens without Suggs or the Colts without Freeney.
:lmao:lmao Not with Tuck
badfish22
09-12-2011, 10:53 PM
course it's not hard to kill Wayne on a track anymore.
Meant check on the name tbh.
Didn't mean to imply that I thought Wayne could kill anyone on a track anymore.
Spursfan092120
09-12-2011, 10:54 PM
Meant check on that name tbh.
Didn't mean to imply that I thought Wayne could kill anyone on a track anymore.
ah..ok...gotcha..lol
LnGrrrR
09-13-2011, 01:04 AM
When your elite pass rusher gets injured, it changes EVERYTHING. That is like the Ravens without Lewis, or the Colts without Peyton, or the Cowboys without Ware. Tuck is the best pass rusher on the Giants and in the NFL. What he brings can't be replaced. He is the leader of this D. He is our Ray Lewis, Ware, etc.
Agreed about Tuck; he's a beast. (At least I know he was a few years ago. Didn't see many Jints games last year.) Here's hoping you're at full strength so we can whup that azz with no excuses. :toast
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