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silverblk mystix
09-13-2011, 04:36 AM
As the title says...this thread is for Punch Lines Only...No Jokes!
I'll start it off;


...because his dik was stuck in the chicken! :lmao
koriwhat
09-13-2011, 04:51 AM
...this thread is epic!
cantthinkofanything
09-13-2011, 07:40 AM
my favorite:

"in your mom's mouth"
mouse
09-13-2011, 08:40 AM
look at my latest tats.
DMC
09-13-2011, 09:16 AM
"that's what she said"
spurs_fan_in_exile
09-13-2011, 10:53 AM
Rectum? It damn near killed 'em!
cantthinkofanything
09-13-2011, 11:11 AM
Liquor? I didn't even know her!
marini martini
09-13-2011, 11:42 AM
Focus??? You mean bofus???
Viva Las Espuelas
09-13-2011, 11:59 AM
I.....did not.......have sexual relations......with that woman. :lol

Wooo, 'twas a knee slapper :lmao
PakiDan
09-13-2011, 12:00 PM
Now that's how you explode a vagina!
marini martini
09-13-2011, 12:11 PM
... No, no, nurse. I asked you to prick his boil.
2Blonde
09-13-2011, 12:40 PM
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Blake
09-13-2011, 02:03 PM
M-my

A- ass

G- got

I- infected

C- coach!

true zinger
cantthinkofanything
09-13-2011, 02:09 PM
Doctor: "It's OK. That's not my finger."
DMC
09-13-2011, 02:44 PM
"Lady, that aint no banana, that's my nose"
4>0rings
09-13-2011, 02:53 PM
The aristocrats!
Fpoonsie
09-13-2011, 03:22 PM
...in the end, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.
cantthinkofanything
09-13-2011, 03:30 PM
not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 titles
silverblk mystix
09-13-2011, 04:06 PM
OJ simpson: "I said Costa Rica, motherfucker-not Costa Mesa!"
Dex
09-13-2011, 04:17 PM
not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 titles

:lmao
Viva Las Espuelas
09-13-2011, 04:18 PM
The aristocrats!

I never really understood why that joke is funny or lasted this long.
mouse
09-13-2011, 04:51 PM
death by bunga
Bender
09-13-2011, 05:00 PM
Focus??? You mean bofus???
lol, that's the line I was thinking of when I first saw this thread... before I saw Marini's post...
4>0rings
09-13-2011, 05:13 PM
I never really understood why that joke is funny or lasted this long.
Because it's not the punchline that's funny, it's the setup.
DMC
09-13-2011, 06:10 PM
death by bunga
I always heard "woogie" but it's a great joke.



"Africa!! There are a lot of them over there... squawwwk"
Dex
09-13-2011, 09:01 PM
You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist!?
mrsmaalox
09-14-2011, 09:09 AM
PING PONG BALLS???!!! I thought you said "King Kong's balls"!
silverblk mystix
09-14-2011, 09:28 AM
PING PONG BALLS???!!! I thought you said "King Kong's balls"!

:lmao
CuckingFunt
09-14-2011, 11:23 AM
"I left my harp in Sam Crab's Disco."
Fpoonsie
09-14-2011, 11:27 AM
"Beep, Beep! Ribbie, Ribbie!"
DMC
09-14-2011, 04:14 PM
"if I'm gonna be impotent, I sho wants to look impotent"