In u foreva

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/08/shaquille_oneal_to_dominica_we.php

:lmao

[Monostradamus]

bloody hell I hate this site.


Westling: I feel bad we lost contact. Hope you are well. I live in LA now so hit me up if you ever come out there
-dominica

Shaq: O my god were r u can i have u bak i miss u to whts yur number pls baby i want u bak do u love me

Dominica: Yes I wanna see you, you know I can never forget about you. My number is [redacted by us]

[Twenty-three days later, Dominica sends Shaq an email with only the subject line "Muuaaahhh" and a photo that, judging by his reaction, didn't depict a tray of freshly baked cookies.]

Shaq: Where can I cum at when I c u

Dominica: All over me, where do you wanna cum?

Shaq: In u foreva

Dominica: I miss that

[ElNono]

That's gonna cost a pretty penny.

As far a the chick is concerned: #winning