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CosmicCowboy
09-14-2011, 11:44 AM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set


Posted on Sep 13, 2011 @ 07:00PM

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By Radar Staff

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."

Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.

PHOTOS: David Beckham and Gordon Ramsay Go Body Boarding

"Percy was a little guy with big problems," said adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh. "He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

In a recent interview, 35-year-old Percy revealed his delight at being compared to Ramsay.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream," said the pint-sized porn star.

desflood
09-14-2011, 11:54 AM
You lost me at

U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport

cantthinkofanything
09-14-2011, 11:55 AM
He lived a short life.

Cyrano
09-14-2011, 12:51 PM
Ramsey would be furious that the dwarf was served UNDERCOOKED!

CosmicCowboy
09-14-2011, 01:07 PM
Ramsey would be furious that the dwarf was served UNDERCOOKED!

Dwarf Tartare

Tinystarz
09-14-2011, 01:11 PM
honey badger? Cause if it was he had no chance cause the honey badger just doesn't give a shit

DisAsTerBot
09-14-2011, 01:52 PM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set



Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow

what the fuck does that mean??

Destro
09-14-2011, 02:56 PM
the story is a little sad

mrsmaalox
09-14-2011, 04:09 PM
honey badger? Cause if it was he had no chance cause the honey badger just doesn't give a shit

Excellent :tu

Gutter92
09-15-2011, 07:59 AM
star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go,


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

lefty
09-15-2011, 09:25 AM
Ah dwarf porn ...........

It makes me feel big