5 Things You Won't Believe Aren't In the Bible

[Prime1]

#5. Angels
#4. The Devil Is Red and Has Horns, a Pitchfork and Goat Legs
#3. The Holy Grail
#2. The Antichrist
#1. Hell: Everything Other Than the Fire

http://www.cracked.com/article_18757_5-things-you-wont-believe-arent-in-bible.html

Fascinating article. The title for number five is misleading you have to read the article to see what they are talking about.

[benefactor]

Ezekiel 23:20

[lefty]

mmm.... Ezekiel whole-grain bread

[cantthinkofanything]

mmm.... Ezekiel whole-grain bread

"mmm" ???? Unfortunately, I'm supposed to eat this kind of bread. I've never used "mmm" to describe it. Although it's not bad if it's toasted.

[Isitjustme?]

lawlz my grandfather is always listening to that John Hagee faggot and that dude loves talking about the Antichrist. Good to know that guy is even more full of shit than I imagined.

[lefty]

"mmm" ???? Unfortunately, I'm supposed to eat this kind of bread. I've never used "mmm" to describe it. Although it's not bad if it's toasted.
Oh yeah, I always toast it

But the slices are tiny :lol

[Leetonidas]

lol christianity. I read these awhile back. The angels thing is particularly funny to me