What kind of fighter are you?

[xellos88330]

I was just wondering how the rest of you here in Spurstalk fight. Someone asked me that question yesterday and it got me thinking. How could I classify my fighting style. I would have to say that I am an "Improvising, dirty fighter."

Improvised because I think a lot when the adrenaline gets flowing, and dirty well because being a little guy can suck. If I have an opportunity to get a good kick or punch to the balls, I will take it. There isn't a referee in a streetfight.

What about you all? Ground, Power, etc...

[tlongII]

I don't get in fights anymore. I always ended up in jail.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm a lover. Not a fighter....

[lefty]

I'm a coward

[cantthinkofanything]

I fight a hybrid style by combining Blanka from Street Fighter II with Noob Saibot from Mortal Kombat. But I haven't used it yet.

[Magua]

I disembowel, scalp, and rip your heart out of your chest.

[cantthinkofanything]

I disembowel, scalp, and rip your heart out of your chest.

What do you do with the bowels?

[O.J.Simpson]

I'm known as a slasher.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

When the fighting begins I soil myself and emit a high pitched, ear splitting shriek. The combination of the stench and sound creates a brief instant of sensory overload that leaves my opponent stunned. I then take that opportunity to strike. I bite their nose hard enough to cut off the air flow and cover their mouth with my hands. Soon enough they pass out from lack of oxygen. I call it "The Poo and Chew".

[Bender]

I'm a lover. Not a fighter....
dang, I was gonna use that joke!

[Isitjustme?]

When the fighting begins I soil myself and emit a high pitched, ear splitting shriek. The combination of the stench and sound creates a brief instant of sensory overload that leaves my opponent stunned. I then take that opportunity to strike. I bite their nose hard enough to cut off the air flow and cover their mouth with my hands. Soon enough they pass out from lack of oxygen. I call it "The Poo and Chew".

:lmao

[xellos88330]

When the fighting begins I soil myself and emit a high pitched, ear splitting shriek. The combination of the stench and sound creates a brief instant of sensory overload that leaves my opponent stunned. I then take that opportunity to strike. I bite their nose hard enough to cut off the air flow and cover their mouth with my hands. Soon enough they pass out from lack of oxygen. I call it "The Poo and Chew".

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Ghandi]

I'm a pacifist.

[DMC]

Run, duck for cover and shoot. Repeat.

[Dex]

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[Spursfan092120]

dirty as shit..fuck it.

[benefactor]

Remember det time 90210 was gonna knock out JT?

[The_Worlds_finest]

lol yes a bunch of serial message board posters talking about fighting. this shit is classic.

[ALVAREZ6]

lol starting threads asking "What kind of a fighter are you?"

[Phenomanul]

When the fighting begins I soil myself and emit a high pitched, ear splitting shriek. The combination of the stench and sound creates a brief instant of sensory overload that leaves my opponent stunned. I then take that opportunity to strike. I bite their nose hard enough to cut off the air flow and cover their mouth with my hands. Soon enough they pass out from lack of oxygen. I call it "The Poo and Chew".

I LOL'd

[Monostradamus]

Basically, I like to choke a motherfucca. Its the quickest way to bring a person to near death and you get to see that look of hoplessness in their eyes once that last breath leaves the lungs. White people in general are a treat to choke because they turn cherry red and scream Jesus!!! By nature im a right handed southpaw. My jabs come with the force of a straight right. I also like to hook off the jab as well. Inside fighting is my specialty, because the closness, the physicality, and the grunting remimds me of fucking.

Oh so is that how Naruto does it?

[Rip-Hamilton32]

Been doing Muay Thai for 3 years and I am 1-1 as an amateur

[Fpoonsie]

When the fighting begins I soil myself and emit a high pitched, ear splitting shriek. The combination of the stench and sound creates a brief instant of sensory overload that leaves my opponent stunned. I then take that opportunity to strike. I bite their nose hard enough to cut off the air flow and cover their mouth with my hands. Soon enough they pass out from lack of oxygen. I call it "The Poo and Chew".

Fantastic.

[Borosai]

I can honestly say I've never been in a real fight in my life.

BUT if I had to label my fighting style, I'd say it involves teleportation and wedgies.

[ALVAREZ6]

One time I beat the shit out of an entire NFL team. No lie.

[cantthinkofanything]

grape

[Booharv]

When the fighting begins I soil myself and emit a high pitched, ear splitting shriek. The combination of the stench and sound creates a brief instant of sensory overload that leaves my opponent stunned. I then take that opportunity to strike. I bite their nose hard enough to cut off the air flow and cover their mouth with my hands. Soon enough they pass out from lack of oxygen. I call it "The Poo and Chew".
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Axe Murderer]

i didn't even laugh once at sfie's post

srs

[FkLA]

Yea that nigga usually brings the lols, but I didnt really laugh at that post either.

[Axe Murderer]

This is pretty much what he said

"So, like, I poop and it smells really bad and then my opponent dies!!!! hahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!"

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

This is pretty much what he said

"So, like, I poop and it smells really bad and then my opponent dies!!!! hahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!"

Pooping and then killing folks is always funny in my book. :tu

[lefty]

Pooping and then killing folks is always funny in my book. :tu
Now THAT's funny