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CosmicCowboy
09-20-2011, 04:39 PM
http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2011/09/20/unique-show-tell-item-moms-crack-pipe/

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

SWEET SPRINGS, Mo. (CBS St. Louis) -- A recent show-and-tell at a northwest Missouri elementary school resembled something out of an episode of “Breaking Bad,” leading to the arrest of a kindergartner’s mother.

Michelle Marie Cheatham, 32, was arrested on Sept. 6 after her son pulled out methamphetamine and his mother’s crack pipe during a show-and-tell for his kindergarten class, according to a felony complaint filed in the Saline County Circuit Court. Later that day, a search warrant was obtained by the Sweet Springs police to conduct a search at Cheatham’s home, which led to the police reportedly recovering a crack pipe and a butane lighter, according to the Marshall Democrat-News.

Cheatham was charged six days later with two class C felonies – the first for possession of a controlled substance and the other for endangering the welfare of a child. Each charge includes punishments of up to seven years in the Missouri Department of Corrections system and up to a $5,000 fine, according to the felony complaint.

The “several baggies of Crack Rocks” discovered in the boy’s backpack were worth around $3,700, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

“When I called the prosecutor about it, they said, ‘You’re kidding me, aren’t you?’” Sweet Springs Police Chief Richard Downing told KCTV5 earlier this month.

Cheatham will appear in court next week.

4>0rings
09-20-2011, 05:22 PM
lol fucking awesome

lil'mo
09-21-2011, 12:48 AM
little fuckin narc kid

DMX7
09-21-2011, 10:43 AM
I hate narcs.

Lincoln
09-21-2011, 11:45 AM
Probably ######s

cantthinkofanything
09-21-2011, 11:53 AM
Probably ######s

usually a good bet. But probably not in this case. Michelle Marie Cheatham doesn't sound like a negro name.

cantthinkofanything
09-21-2011, 11:55 AM
usually a good bet. But probably not in this case. Michelle Marie Cheatham doesn't sound like a negro name.

Plus it said that she turned to crack after her husband died in a car wreck. A proper colored doesn't need tragedy to hit the rock.

CosmicCowboy
09-21-2011, 11:57 AM
http://www.nationalledger.com/media/images/crime-beat/Michelle%20Marie%20Cheatham.jpg

cantthinkofanything
09-21-2011, 12:06 PM
http://www.nationalledger.com/media/images/crime-beat/Michelle%20Marie%20Cheatham.jpg

I guess I was wrong.

BlackSwordsMan
09-21-2011, 12:33 PM
Seppe took his mothers black dildo to show and tell.

Kori Ellis
09-21-2011, 12:49 PM
I should probably just go to every thread where I just know you guys can't resist using the n-word, and then ban everyone who does. It's an easy way to get rid of almost the whole Mav crew.

Sense
09-21-2011, 12:55 PM
I should probably just go to every thread where I just know you guys can't resist using the n-word, and then ban everyone who does. It's an easy way to get rid of almost the whole Mav crew.

:toast

CosmicCowboy
09-21-2011, 12:59 PM
:toast

x2

Oh, Gee!!
09-21-2011, 01:03 PM
x2

/1

Drachen
09-21-2011, 01:27 PM
/1

^2

cantthinkofanything
09-21-2011, 01:33 PM
699>69>6969>66

#41 Shoot Em Up
09-21-2011, 02:05 PM
lol banned

Bill_Brasky
09-21-2011, 02:06 PM
Kori, with the back-down Shaq slam over MD!