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Huey Freeman
09-21-2011, 05:13 PM
There was a time Van Horn was a baller. Unfortunately, injures hindered his career greatly turning him into the bench player we all remember on the Bucks, Sixers and Mavericks. Meanwhile, Kobe is a little snichin bitch.

Ill take Van Horn

Discuss

midnightpulp
09-21-2011, 05:23 PM
KVH. He wouldn't snitch, despite having a last name that suggests such.

baseline bum
09-21-2011, 05:25 PM
Under police questioning I'd definitely take KVH. It's not surprising that shitbag would try to send a couple of the cops to go pay attention to Shaq though so he'd have room to operate.

hater
09-21-2011, 06:36 PM
obviously KVH given that KVH never had to rape anyone to get pussy

pass1st
09-21-2011, 07:38 PM
So is rape a technical foul or flagrant foul?

lefty
09-21-2011, 08:38 PM
So is rape a technical foul or flagrant foul?

A good hard foul according to Laker fans

Giuseppe
09-21-2011, 08:44 PM
A good hard foul according to Laker fans

You guys too. Your Neal raped as well.

ha, ha.

pass1st
09-21-2011, 09:25 PM
A good hard foul according to Laker fans

Then it doesn't matter if he fouled some white girl. Not like it had a real bearing on the court, afterall.

m>s
09-22-2011, 06:50 AM
didn't get to see much of the prime van horn, i remember when he joined the mavs he was already way past his prime but still did a fine job as a role player. i think if he could stay healthy he'd have been a multi-time all star easily or even a potential HOF'er

after so many injury-plagued years dude retired w/o a ring, thats a true regret for him and it reminds me of another former NBA player who used to be quite good but ended his career too soon due to foot injuries, you know whom im saying mr."king of queens" don't you?

Jodelo
09-22-2011, 08:40 AM
KVH, no question!

nowhereman523
09-22-2011, 11:00 PM
Tough question. Maybe Kobe if you count longevity, but at their primes I'd take KVH.

Chieflion
09-23-2011, 09:06 AM
Of course there was no bearing on the court, it was settled out of it, with cash.

lefty
09-23-2011, 09:38 AM
Kelly Tripucka shits on both of them

Dunc n Dave
09-23-2011, 07:01 PM
Defnitely gotta go Van Horn > Bryant.
You know what they say: "Snitches get stitches!"

Van Horn was the consolation prize in hte Duncan draft. I honestly thought the Spurs would end up with him in the 97 draft.

Too bad we ended up with Jim Duncan instead. Coulda had a 3peat with Van Horn, from 2003-2005. No way the Great White Hope lets Fisher get off the .4 shot. He'd send that shit into the 5th row...

Giuseppe
09-23-2011, 07:09 PM
Defnitely gotta go Van Horn > Bryant.

Really, Dunc? I used to think you walked tall. You don't.

You crawl, like a snake. Belly draggin'.

midnightpulp
09-23-2011, 07:15 PM
Really, Dunc? I used to think you walked tall. You don't.

You crawl, like a snake. Belly draggin'.

Welchers and those who condone welching are the ones crawling on their belly.

Dunc n Dave
09-23-2011, 07:16 PM
Really, Dunc? I used to think you walked tall. You don't.

You crawl, like a snake. Belly draggin'.

Not sure what you are talking about Cubby. Van Horn was like Larry Bird reincarnated until the injuries hit. Spurs would've three peated with him at PF instead of Jim Fundamentals.

Kobe snitched, and that's breakin man code. That's unforgiveable in my book....

midnightpulp
09-23-2011, 07:20 PM
Not sure what you are talking about Cubby. Van Horn was like Larry Bird reincarnated until the injuries hit. Spurs would've three peated with him at PF instead of Jim Fundamentals.

Kobe snitched, and that's breakin man code. That's unforgiveable in my book....

Cully and his ilk don't mind breaking man code. They condone welching, snitchin, and rape. So Kobe raping and snitchin' wouldn't bother him. And I bet Cully ran the other way when he saw the Cong charging at his platoon. Kinda man he is.

joshdaboss
09-24-2011, 07:37 PM
You all think you're trollin but I think KVH could put up 30PPG if he took all of the ridiculous shots Kobe did. Problem was, he played basketball like a thinker and not a ###### and therefore was underrated by the mass media.

Giuseppe
09-24-2011, 07:44 PM
Cully and his ilk don't mind breaking man code. They condone welching, snitchin, and rape. So Kobe raping and snitchin' wouldn't bother him. And I bet Cully ran the other way when he saw the Cong charging at his platoon. Kinda man he is.

You ain't gettin' that money. EVER.

mavs>spurs
09-24-2011, 08:14 PM
You all think you're trollin but I think KVH could put up 30PPG if he took all of the ridiculous shots Kobe did. Problem was, he played basketball like a thinker and not a ###### and therefore was underrated by the mass media.
thats RACISM you piece of jackshit, KVH was a true softee bitchboy, just a slicker version of findog at finest imho. the only good thing he ever did for dem mavs as far as i remember was accepting the move 2 NJ as a filler in the trashes-for-kidd trade imho

joshdaboss
09-24-2011, 08:16 PM
thats RACISM you piece of jackshit, KVH was a true softee bitchboy, just a slicker version of findog at finest imho. the only good thing he ever did for dem mavs as far as i remember was accepting the move 2 NJ as a filler in the trashes-for-kidd trade imho

Then again, Van Horn never got his ass kicked by Charlie Ward.

Giuseppe
09-24-2011, 08:50 PM
...or, rang.

joshdaboss
09-24-2011, 09:29 PM
...or, rang.

... or, have prime Shaq or Pau Gasol on his team.

Giuseppe
09-24-2011, 10:05 PM
... or, have prime Shaq or Pau Gasol on his team.

...or, rang.

Juggity
09-24-2011, 10:39 PM
...or, been carried to a ring.

fify

Giuseppe
09-25-2011, 02:26 AM
fify

...or, rang.