a race joke (not racist)

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what word begins with N and ends with R and is something you never want to call a black person?
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neighbor

[vato loco]

:lol

[midnightpulp]

:lol

Hey, holmes. Need my lawn mowed. How much you charge?

[Magua]

and here's why you don't want them as neighbors...

A young white man who is wealthy and successful with the ladies was turning thirty years old and decided to relax and stop fooling around and settle down and get married.

But he decides that his wife just has to be a virgin. So he dates numerous girls and after wining and dining them he takes them home and exposes himself. "What is this?" he would ask each girl, pointing to his penis. They would all look bewildered and say, "Ummm, a dick!" and disappointed, he would take them home.

After a few months of trying he met a shy librarian named Ann, he took her out, the same routine, shows himself and says, "What's this?".
Ann replied, "I don't know."

Ecstatic, he marries her and on their honeymoon night he takes her hand and placing it on his dick says, "Now dear, this is a dick!"
"Oh no honey," says Ann, "A dick is much bigger than that, and black!"

:lol

shut up, spook

[midnightpulp]

and here's why you don't want them as neighbors...

A young white man who is wealthy and successful with the ladies was turning thirty years old and decided to relax and stop fooling around and settle down and get married.

But he decides that his wife just has to be a virgin. So he dates numerous girls and after wining and dining them he takes them home and exposes himself. "What is this?" he would ask each girl, pointing to his penis. They would all look bewildered and say, "Ummm, a dick!" and disappointed, he would take them home.

After a few months of trying he met a shy librarian named Ann, he took her out, the same routine, shows himself and says, "What's this?".
Ann replied, "I don't know."

Ecstatic, he marries her and on their honeymoon night he takes her hand and placing it on his dick says, "Now dear, this is a dick!"
"Oh no honey," says Ann, "A dick is much bigger than that, and black!"

:lol

No, we don't want them as neighbors because the chimpanzee screeching they make would keep me up all night. I would also prefer not to have to clean feces off my windows every day.

[Koolaid_Man]

What's twelve inches long and white?

Nothing!

[Huey Freeman]

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months

[Huey Freeman]

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw

[Huey Freeman]

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.

[Huey Freeman]

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line

[Koolaid_Man]

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw

you a gotdam lie...white girls have turned me out...you know why because the slaves taught them how to fuck back in the day when Massa was away...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Mid and Dok take heed to the words of your brother...and embrace that shit like we embraced the N- Word....lol

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[Huey Freeman]

What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!

[Huey Freeman]

A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!” WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate ######s!”

[midnightpulp]

What's the 3 reason black people hate aspirins?

1. they work
2. they're white
3. they have to pick cotton to get them.

:lol

[Huey Freeman]

How does a black woman fight crime?

She has an abortion.

:lmao That shit was funny

[Magua]

Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a black man's funeral?


There's only 2 handles on a trash can

[Magua]

How do you make a black man nervous?


Take him to an auction

[Huey Freeman]

Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.

[midnightpulp]

A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?"

The doctor says "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."

"Okay."

After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?"

"Si, senor."

lol

[Fpoonsie]

What do a brick and a fat, insecure white girl have in common?


Eventually, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.

[Huey Freeman]

I think I'm taped out

[Magua]

What do the KKK and steroids have in common?


They both make n*ggers run fast

[Huey Freeman]

How many white People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a nigga to do it.

[midnightpulp]

How do you starve a black man?

Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

[Huey Freeman]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

[Koolaid_Man]

So a man calls the OCD hotline and says
Man: I need help i have OCD
OCD-H:If you would like to speak to a representative please press 1 until you feel satisfied.
Man: *1111-1111-1111-1111-1111-1111-1111-1111…

[Magua]

How many white People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a nigga to do it.

White people don't get offended...it's our inherent racial superiority that makes us immune to race jokes. Just sit back and take it son.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?"

The doctor says "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."

"Okay."

After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?"

"Si, senor."
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Magua]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5 blacks?

Coach.


What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 blacks?

Warden.

[ElNono]

Why do black people have white palms?

There's a little good in everyone.

[Huey Freeman]

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour

[ElNono]

Why don't black people dream?

The last one to have a dream got shot

[midnightpulp]

White people don't get offended...it's our inherent racial superiority that makes us immune to race jokes. Just sit back and take it son.

Indeed. Due to our superior intelligence, we're able to grasp the concepts of irony and satire, whereas the black will immediately start screeching like a chimp with cries of "Dats racist!"

[Huey Freeman]

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

[ElNono]

What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?

Alive!

[Magua]

Indeed. Due to our superior intelligence, we're able to grasp the concepts of irony and satire, whereas the black will immediately start screeching like a chimp with cries of "Dats racist!"

Truth:lol

[ElNono]

A ###### and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The spic, the ###### never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

[midnightpulp]

A ###### and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The spic, the ###### never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

:lol

[Magua]

Why don't black people have dreams?

Cause we killed the last one who did.

[ElNono]

A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?"

The doctor says "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."

"Okay."

After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?"

"Si, senor."

:rollin

[Magua]

Why do blacks call white people honkies?

That's the last sound they hear before we run them over.

[Huey Freeman]

How did the White mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's dick tasted funny.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?



The large pizza can feed a family of four

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How long does it take a black lady to take a shit?




9 months

[Huey Freeman]

I hope no one is getting offended by these jokes. You guys do know this is just fun and games right?

[lefty]

What's twelve inches long and white?





Your height?

[midnightpulp]

How did the White mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's dick tasted funny.

:lol

[Huey Freeman]

Anyway

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

[Magua]

I hope no one is getting offended by these jokes. You guys do know this is just fun and games right?

No, I really don't like spearchuckers

[Huey Freeman]

Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

[Magua]

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Cause he's black.

[Huey Freeman]

What is white with a black asshole? The A-Team

[Koolaid_Man]

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

[Magua]

Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You don't know man! You weren't there!

[Huey Freeman]

Black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama.

[Fpoonsie]

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[Koolaid_Man]

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"

[Koolaid_Man]

ok this one is mine...

What do you call a bunch of white people at a Chili Cook-Off?

Crackers

[Huey Freeman]

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"

[Koolaid_Man]

What do you call two gay guys ( Dok and Mid) in a sleeping bag?

A Fruit Roll-up

[Koolaid_Man]

Midget walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man ( Elnono) with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, Midget agrees to help. He unzips Elnono's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, Midget continues to hold the Elnono's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." Elnono says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Elnono pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

[LkrFan]

What's the 3 reason black people hate aspirins?

1. they work
2. they're white
3. they have to pick cotton to get them.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ElNono]

Midget walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man ( Elnono) with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, Midget agrees to help. He unzips Elnono's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, Midget continues to hold the Elnono's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." Elnono says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Elnono pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

What's racist about that "joke"?

lol fixated with dick

[Koolaid_Man]

You Know You Are a Mexican When...



You share the same social security number with all your amigos
Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
You smell like BO all the time
You don't know what BO is
You have at least thirty cousins
You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
You run and hide when you see the border patrol
You see a fence and want to hop over it
You have crooked teeth
You are too short to go on rides in disney land
You mow lawns for a living
You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
You fart more than you breath
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
You use your lips to point something out
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
You have at least thirty cousins
You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

[Koolaid_Man]

Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes...

[LkrFan]

What do a brick and a fat, insecure white girl have in common?


Eventually, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.

:lol

[midnightpulp]

How do you circumsize a white boy? You kick his sister in the jaw.

old.

[Axe Murderer]

the plane ride from Alabama to Mississippi was so quiet, you could hear a black guy get LYNHCED i said

[midnightpulp]

When Lakaluva's nephew comes over to visit, what does the boy call him?

Uncle Tom.

[vato loco]

i know it was just a joke but srs question

who is more intelligent: the average mexican or the average black man?

[Axe Murderer]

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

First of all, I just wanna say how retarded and uncreative these jokes are. All you do is compare the guy you're insulting, something really bad and BAM you have the joke. It's like saying:

What's the difference between lakaluva and a high school dropout

One has no friends, smells like roach piss, fails all his classes and the other is the high school dropout

[vato loco]

wat do u call a black guy wit no arms and legs?

trustworthy

[midnightpulp]

i know it was just a joke but srs question

who is more intelligent: the average mexican or the average black man?

As indicated by IQ testing, the average Mexican is more intelligent.

[vato loco]

"There was this Mexican guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all
working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the
boss comes out and says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the
cement."

Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."

Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."

Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your
work. It better be good or you're fired."

So they all go off to go get their work done.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He
looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Mexican guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian
guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is
the Korean guy??"

All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt
and yells, " SUPPLIES!""

[Koolaid_Man]

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[midnightpulp]

The Bell Curve (1994) stated that the average IQ of African Americans was 85, Latino 89, White 103, Asian 106, and Jews 113. Asians score relatively higher on visuospatial than on verbal subtests. The few Amerindian populations that have been systematically tested, including Arctic Natives, tend to score worse on average than white populations but better on average than black populations

[midnightpulp]

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Footage of a black family at home.

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[vato loco]

The Bell Curve (1994) stated that the average IQ of African Americans was 85, Latino 89, White 103, Asian 106, and Jews 113. Asians score relatively higher on visuospatial than on verbal subtests. The few Amerindian populations that have been systematically tested, including Arctic Natives, tend to score worse on average than white populations but better on average than black populations

as long as we aren't last :tu

[Koolaid_Man]

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[Koolaid_Man]

The Bell Curve (1994) stated that the average IQ of African Americans was 85, Latino 89, White 103, Asian 106, and Jews 113. Asians score relatively higher on visuospatial than on verbal subtests. The few Amerindian populations that have been systematically tested, including Arctic Natives, tend to score worse on average than white populations but better on average than black populations


Why are you always out of shampoo when you have OCD?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lath.......crap!

[Koolaid_Man]

You might be a redneck if:



You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
You've ever bought a used cap.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
you have ever used lard in bed.
you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
The primary color of your car is bondo.
directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
you have a rag for a gas cap.
the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
you mow the front yard and find a car.
your other truck is made by John Deere.
you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
you ever got too drunk to fish.
More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You've ever used lard in bed.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
There is a stuffed posum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Fewer than half of your cars run.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
You stand under the misteletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by.
Your family tree doesn't have any branches.
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was
snubbed for best picture.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You've ever been too drunk to fish.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . .", because you feel guilty about putting it there...
Redman sends you a Christmas card.
You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".
You've ever made change in the offering plate.
If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year,"
You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...
You own at least 20 baseball hats.
You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!
Your biggest ambition in live is to "git thet big'ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah bubba's barn..."
Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.
When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Beurau of Alcohol Tobbaco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
about is if you can loose them or not.
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathromm appliance in your front yard.
Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
When you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack," it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
You go christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift
You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end"
"Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking
brake set?" is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl
make love.
Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...)
You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertable top.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Yer mom calls ya over t'help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco
Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You know you're a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
"Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You're moved to tears everytime you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it).
You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You've ever hit a deer with your car..on purpose! "
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible".
During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!".
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deerhunting.
In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?".
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." or "Play Ball..."
Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You bring your dog to work with you.
You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter.
You use lava soap more than three times a day.
You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.
You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market.
You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri.
You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard.
You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
You've ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.
You've ever fed your date french fries in a Denny's.
Going to the laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.

[redzero's Baby Momma]

i recommend this site to spurstalk

http://chimpout.com/

me and my boo go here all da time!

[Koolaid_Man]

nMDLQ6Bb8Uc

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:rollin

[m>s]

What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
the viscous discharge from a woman's vagina preceding menstruation, that's the exact "orange white" color if you ever see that shit

[Huey Freeman]

The Bell Curve (1994) stated that the average IQ of African Americans was 85, Latino 89, White 103, Asian 106, and Jews 113. Asians score relatively higher on visuospatial than on verbal subtests. The few Amerindian populations that have been systematically tested, including Arctic Natives, tend to score worse on average than white populations but better on average than black populations

I call bullshit, Who are the Latinos they are tested? Are they tested only white latinos? Asian Latinos or Black Latinos?

[Spur_Fanatic]

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.

None, in fact. We can pay someone to do it for us.

[ClipshowDynasty]

Hmm so I get banned for saying the N word even though everyone else does :lol

Get banned for doing a forum run after the finals game 1 lost even though everyone else does :lol

[Spur_Fanatic]

The Bell Curve (1994) stated that the average IQ of African Americans was 85, Latino 89, White 103, Asian 106, and Jews 113. Asians score relatively higher on visuospatial than on verbal subtests. The few Amerindian populations that have been systematically tested, including Arctic Natives, tend to score worse on average than white populations but better on average than black populations

Jokes aside, this has to be fake. I mean, not surprised of the order, just the differance.

[cheguevara]

interesting that the bell curve once reversed applies to penis size perfectly

(not that penis is on my mind, just that I am just coming from the Sarah Palin thread)

[Spur_Fanatic]

Hmm so I get banned for saying the N word even though everyone else does :lol

Get banned for doing a forum run after the finals game 1 lost even though everyone else does :lol

This is how it works.

If you are black, you can make jokes about everyone, everywhere, except about gays. After all, the world owes you. If you are a jew, you have virtual free rain, cause an austrian tried to wipe out your race nearly 60 years ago. If you are gay, you can make jokes about gay people.

Thus, if you don't want to get banned, you have to be a black gay jew, and you'll just be fine.

Wiggers can make fun of white people, though. Dunno what's the point of it, but that what's the internet is for.

[JJ Hickson]

interesting that the bell curve once reversed applies to penis size perfectly




:lol Cock is the first thing you think of. :lol Faggot beaner

[cheguevara]

:lol Cock is the first thing you think of. :lol Faggot beaner

ni hao

[Huey Freeman]

Jokes aside, this has to be fake. I mean, not surprised of the order, just the differance.

It is fake

Jews? Aren't majority Jews in the world white?

[Grey Spurfan]

It is fake

Jews? Aren't majority Jews in the world white?


Not acording to the KKK, nazi's ect..

[z0sa]

Jokes aside, this has to be fake. I mean, not surprised of the order, just the differance.

Unfortunately, it's not. The difference between blacks and hispanics compared to other races is rather unsettling. However, most scientists reconcile this by asserting the tests are biased towards higher income levels.

[Huey Freeman]

Unfortunately, it's not. The difference between blacks and hispanics compared to other races is rather unsettling. However, most scientists reconcile this by asserting the tests are biased towards higher income levels.

Again I call Bull Shit. Both my parents are from the Dominican Republic. Which make makes me Hispanic right? Yet, Kobe Bryant and I are the same color and both of our ancestors came from the same general area.

[JJ Hickson]

Again I call Bull Shit. Both my parents are from the Dominican Republic. Which make makes me Hispanic right? Yet, Kobe Bryant and I are the same color and both of our ancestors came from the same general area.


The problem is having a "latino" category as that encompasses whites/blacks/etc

[lefty]

The problem is having a "latino" category as that encompasses whites/blacks/etc
Your sig :lol

[vato loco]

The difference between blacks and hispanics compared to other races is rather unsettling.

i felt this way too bc racism aside the black man just has a much more primitive way of thinking...but this pretty much explains it all tbh:


The problem is having a "latino" category as that encompasses whites/blacks/etc

dark-skinned people from the caribbean like say sammy sosa or manny ramirez would be considered latino/hispanic, they're the ones bringing our numbers down. i think the order is right but i do think that if you exclude the black latino the score should go up to the mid 90s range which is more reasonable.

[Huey Freeman]

i felt this way too bc racism aside the black man just has a much more primitive way of thinking...but this pretty much explains it all tbh:



dark-skinned people from the caribbean like say sammy sosa or manny ramirez would be considered latino/hispanic, they're the ones bringing our numbers down. i think the order is right but i do think that if you exclude the black latino the score should go up to the mid 90s range which is more reasonable.

:lmao Im assuming they did that fake as statistic in the U.S. There isn't many Black Latinos in the U.S. Most of them stay in the Caribbean and South America.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

A Mexican blaming African genes for making Latinos so stupid is a new low. African genes are also the reason we have so many Dominican pro athletes or Latino pro athletes for that matter.

The Spanish bringing European genes over to the Americas are why Latinos even have a trace amount of intelligence. Without those genes they're no different than alcoholic native americans tbh.

[Giuseppe]

DoK, are we gonna fuck, or, not?

[Koolaid_Man]

DoK, are we gonna fuck, or, not?


He wants it bad I hear:

http://dok.ishomosexual.com/

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao:lmao:lmao you seriously made a website about someone you've never met?

Glad I'm on your mind :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao:lmao:lmao you seriously made a website about someone you've never met?

Glad I'm on your mind :lmao

I didn't make shit...you know us negro's we chimps homie :lol


this shit has been online ever since your days at ASU I imagine

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao making a "you're gay!" website about me without being able to reveal any personal information because I've made you THAT mad

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao making a "you're gay!" website about me without being able to reveal any personal information because I've made you THAT mad


Dude I'm not mad...not at all...I found that website...there is tons of gay Dok stuff out there...You are quite popular online :lol

[Huey Freeman]

He wants it bad I hear:

http://dok.ishomosexual.com/

:lmaoThis is effort

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I didn't make shit...you know us negro's we chimps homie :lol


this shit has been online ever since your days at ASU I imagine
Really? That's why it says "last updated on 9/21/11" and "Posted on 9/20/11" right at the bottom of the post :lmao

You are one stupid fuckin monkey :lmao:lmao:lmao

[4>0rings]

Why do black people have white palms?

There's a little good in everyone.
That's not how the joke goes.

[Giuseppe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao making a "you're gay!" website about me without being able to reveal any personal information because I've made you THAT mad

C'mon, DoK, high noon tomorrow at the Chuckbox. I'll give the Big One.

[redzero]

It's a shame that Koolaid_Man has such a terrible sense of humor. If he didn't, all that effort he puts into his jokes would have been worth it.

[m>s]

Lol weird motherfucker, there's no way I'm lettin dok get chloroformed that easy. You gotta come through me bitch, and I'll come deep as fuck.

[Giuseppe]

You too, Red...go back and fuck your mother some more.

Go on. Get to it, asshole.

[Giuseppe]

Lol weird motherfucker, there's no way I'm lettin dok get chloroformed that easy. You gotta come through me bitch, and I'll come deep as fuck.

Well, when you get done fuckin' your mother some more, you'll get fucked right after DoK.

[m>s]

Nigga I'm from Dallas blood this ain't what u want homeboy

[Huey Freeman]

Ohhhhh shit friend group war

[Koolaid_Man]

Really? That's why it says "last updated on 9/21/11" and "Posted on 9/20/11" right at the bottom of the post :lmao

You are one stupid fuckin monkey :lmao:lmao:lmao

ok...but if created it why wouldn't I just post it on the same day...face it Dok...go ahead and face it...don't keep Cully waiting...:lol

[Huey Freeman]

Nigga I'm from Dallas blood this ain't what u want homeboy

People that use the term "blood" usually don't have Butt Head as their avatar.

[Koolaid_Man]

Nigga I'm from Dallas blood this ain't what u want homeboy

ohh really....:lol do your thang young blood....:lol

21beehwGVbo

[m>s]

And hoe u wanna talk shit u can find yourself duct taped in the trunk Right next to him, take u someplace out in the country and let the mossberg sing we ain't Playin wit no fuck boys we some straight murderin remorseless ass niggas

[Koolaid_Man]

And hoe u wanna talk shit u can find yourself duct taped in the trunk Right next to him, take u someplace out in the country and let the mossberg sing we ain't Playin wit no fuck boys we straight murderin remorseless ass niggas


Do that thang Tyson....:lol
21beehwGVbo

[m>s]

Well see who's in Phoenix soon bitchass nigga, u wont even have ya boys back sissy nigga

[Ghost_of_Gashir]

Do that thang Tyson....:lol
21beehwGVbo

:rollin you tell that lil nigga. Kool and luva be on that shit!

[Huey Freeman]

Well see who's in Phoenix soon bitchass nigga, u wont even have ya boys back sissy nigga

Say blood your avatar has on blue.:lol

[vato loco]

:lmao Im assuming they did that fake as statistic in the U.S. There isn't many Black Latinos in the U.S. Most of them stay in the Caribbean and South America.

wat are u talking about?there's puerto ricans all over the place and haitians, dominicans, and cubans are all over florida and the southeast united states


A Mexican blaming African genes for making Latinos so stupid is a new low. African genes are also the reason we have so many Dominican pro athletes or Latino pro athletes for that matter.

The Spanish bringing European genes over to the Americas are why Latinos even have a trace amount of intelligence. Without those genes they're no different than alcoholic native americans tbh.

latinos would fall below the whites and asians by a good amount regardless i'm just saying black latinos probably bring the number down some, i'm sure if zebras were counted towards the white's score the number would go down as well

the comment was strictly about intelligence btw athletically everyone knows blacks dominate

[Huey Freeman]

wat are u talking about?there's puerto ricans all over the place and haitians, dominicans, and cubans are all over florida and the southeast united states



latinos would fall below the whites and asians by a good amount regardless i'm just saying black latinos probably bring the number down some, i'm sure if zebras were counted towards the white's score the number would go down as well

the comment was strictly about intelligence btw athletically everyone knows blacks dominate

Ok, Majority of Haitians speak creole not Spanish, which means Haitians are not Hispanic nor are they considered Latino. Your right, there are some of Afo-Latinos in parts of South Florida, the same goes for parts of New York City. That being said that is a very small portion of the population overall.

Comparing Hispanics/Latino's IQs to black's IQs is equivalent to comparing IQ's of woman to white's IQs. That sounds stupid right?

What is your race? If you want your people to be smarter then black race then you first have to identify what your race is right?

[vato loco]

Ok, Majority of Haitians speak creole not Spanish, which means Haitians are not Hispanic nor are they considered Latino. Your right, there are some of Afo-Latinos in parts of South Florida, the same goes for parts of New York City. That being said that is a very small portion of the population overall.

Comparing Hispanics/Latino's IQs to black's IQs is equivalent to comparing IQ's of woman to white's IQs. That sounds stupid right?

What is your race? If you want your people to be smarter then black race then you first have to identify what your race is right?

wat are haitians considered then?and they're obv not the majority amongst latinos but black latinos still make up a portion which brings latino's scores down

and nah i don't think it's that stupid if u differentiate between white woman and other women, which we're doing in this case by differentiation between non-black latinos and black latinos

and my people are already more intelligent i'm mexican

[Huey Freeman]

wat are haitians considered then?and they're obv not the majority amongst latinos but black latinos still make up a portion which brings latino's scores down

and nah i don't think it's that stupid if u differentiate between white woman and other women, which we're doing in this case by differentiation between non-black latinos and black latinos

and my people are already more intelligent i'm mexican

No we are not doing that in this case. You are attempting to compare the IQs of all Latinos (White Latinos, Afro Latinos, Asian Latinos, Native American Latinos etc...) to Blacks IQs. Then you claim the reason why Latinos IQs are so low is because of the black Latinos, which only accounts for 2.5% of the Hispanics in the U.S.

Second, if you choose to believe Nazi/KKK propaganda that a persons intelligence is somehow decided on a person's outside appearance, be my guest. According to very propaganda you choose to believe Hispanics are pretty low on the totem pool, and the only reason why they consider Hispanics more intelligent in these statistics is because of the European blood most Hispanics have. They are tying to prove their tired point of European superiority.

Haitians are considered black. They would check "black (Not Hispanic)" on their census card.

[mavs>spurs]

People that use the term "blood" usually don't have Butt Head as their avatar.
someone has confused butthead with beavis imho, u never watched that tv show i suppose b/c youre a chink who grew up w/o no access to the world outside of yo shithole

[Huey Freeman]

someone has confused butthead with beavis imho, u never watched that tv show i suppose b/c youre a chink who grew up w/o no access to the world outside of yo shithole

Shut the fuck up you nerdy ass white boy

[Stalin]

Shut the fuck up you nerdy ass white boy

you seem upset, wonna talk about it?

[mavs>spurs]

Shut the fuck up you nerdy ass white boy
u mad cuz i insulted u by callin u chink or u just mad i badmouthed chinks' country because thats where you came from? don't act like someone really gives a fuck bout u fake niggas. i ain't white either btw tbh

[Spur_Fanatic]

I dunno if IQ something to do with race, but I'm guessing the study in question referred to more about the economic background. I mean, more whites, more chances of people being stupid on such a big pool, yet numbers are high (compared to the minorities), so there is a factor we don't have on such a study.

Oh, and I'm white, so not trying to spin it.

[LkrFan]

What do the KKK and steroids have in common?


They both make n*ggers run fast

:lmao

[LkrFan]

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?



The large pizza can feed a family of four

:lol

[LkrFan]

Black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama.

:lol

[ezau]

Why don't black people dream?

The last one to have a dream got shot

:lol:lol

[duhoh]

What do you call sandpaper in Afghanistan?

A map.

[Veterinarian.]

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

Trustworthy.


(no racist)

[Axe Murderer]

always wondered what people would see if they hovered over the thread before going into it

just my 2 cents

[Big Empty]

why arnt there any mexicans on star trek??


















They dont work in the future either

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months

What's funny is that joke was told for black women WAAAAAAAAAY before this version.

[BobaFett1]

"How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss

[BobaFett1]

People that use the term "blood" usually don't have Butt Head as their avatar.

“How do you blind an Asian? Put a steering wheel in front of him.” Here’s another: “What did the Asian get pulled over for? DWA (Driving While Asian).”

[BobaFett1]

So here’s the last one with two stereotypes for the price of one: “How do you know if an Asian has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the thief is still trying to back out of your driveway.”

[BobaFett1]

:lmao
So here’s the last one with two stereotypes for the price of one: “How do you know if an Asian has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the thief is still trying to back out of your driveway.”

[Floyd Pacquiao]

why arnt there any mexicans on star trek??













They dont work in the future either
tbh aren't mexicans hardworkers though? I mean they do the jobs us americans "don't want to do" as they say.

[BobaFett1]

tbh aren't mexicans hardworkers though? I mean they do the jobs us americans "don't want to do" as they say.

true. When I lived n Dallas folks were shocked I mowed my yard.