Christian fourth grade textbook, tries to explain electricity but just gives up

[Nbadan]

Another christian charter school miracle..

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrt78qsRfx1qzozj1.jpg

Those of us with a less IQ than Random Guy will probably enjoy the history of the moon according to christian theology...

Link (http://www.bjupress.com/about/look-inside-science-4.php)

Can you say, coming to a charter school near you?

[baseline bum]

How would you change the way you get ready for school if you did not use electricity?

Well, you'd have to die, since your heart's pumping is an electric phenomenon. You'd need to fall through the floor to the center of the earth, since your body's ability to stay on top of the ground is due to electricity.

[Blake]

Another christian charter school miracle..

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrt78qsRfx1qzozj1.jpg

Those of us with a less IQ than Random Guy will probably enjoy the history of the moon according to christian theology...

Link (http://www.bjupress.com/about/look-inside-science-4.php)

Can you say, coming to a charter school near you?

bashing on a 1990 edition of a Christian science textbook?

Mensa would be proud.

[admiralsnackbar]

bashing on a 1990 edition of a Christian science textbook?

Mensa would be proud.

Good catch, Blake -- fundamentalist Christian science education has come a long way since then :lol

[TeyshaBlue]

fwd:fwd:fwd: :sleep

[MannyIsGod]

1990 - the dark ages of science before modern physics.

[TeyshaBlue]

1990 - the dark ages of science before modern physics.

Shup junior. You were like 3 in 1990.:lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lol I'll have you know that I was far older! I just barely missed the 70s! BARELY.

[Blake]

Good catch, Blake -- fundamentalist Christian science education has come a long way since then :lol


In our new edition, we have not used the word "mystery,"

http://www.bjupress.com/about/electricity-is-a-mystery.php

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao Oh they removed the word mystery. Oh that makes it SO much better. :lol

[Spurminator]

I really thought this was satire at first.

[RandomGuy]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=219&pictureid=1640

or

http://spurstalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=219&pictureid=1641

[101A]

Can you say, coming to a charter school near you?

Enrolled my kids in Agora Cyber Charter School this year (paid for out of my local school district's coffers). 3 weeks in, so far VERY impressed with the curriculum (using k12). Sent me two computers, two printers, boxes and boxes of books. The textbooks are much more impressive than what was coming home from the local district. We'll see how it turns out.

Haven't studied the mysteries of electricity just yet, however.

[admiralsnackbar]

Ironically, EM is mysterious... just not for any of the reasons they provided. They should have kept the "mystery" part and kiboshed the Ron Burgundy part.

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[FuzzyLumpkins]

You cannot teach anything that can logically call into question their fairy tales. I guess we should also forgo respiration in biology or enthalpy in chemistry for that matter or Jonah and Shadrach are out of the question.

I have alwyas loved the 'well you cannot feel it or hold it' argument from Christians. You really felt and held Samson's hair or Jesus' possession of pigs when you decided there was credence to those whoppers.

[101A]

You cannot teach anything that can logically call into question their fairy tales. I guess we should also forgo respiration in biology or enthalpy in chemistry for that matter or Jonah and Shadrach are out of the question.

I have alwyas loved the 'well you cannot feel it or hold it' argument from Christians. You really felt and held Samson's hair or Jesus' possession of pigs when you decided there was credence to those whoppers.

That's OK - I don't like self-righteous, condescending atheists.

[baseline bum]

Holy shit, did anyone read the chapter on the moon in that link? :rollin

It reads like it was written by Alex Jones.

[ElNono]

Holy shit, did anyone read the chapter on the moon in that link? :rollin

It reads like it was written by Alex Jones.

Or WC. Charts and all. :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Holy shit. Thats comedy gold.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That's OK - I don't like self-righteous, condescending atheists.
That's an awesome counter argument!

[Drachen]

Wait.... this is real?? No, ... what? I am ... don't let me read stuff like this at work. I am fucked for the rest of the day.

[MannyIsGod]

I actually LOLed at the moon part about the pacific ocean. People looked at me funny.

[Drachen]

Do y'all realize that I have read exactly two threads on Spurstalk today? One about CERN and their possible discoveries and the other about this.

I think that I need to cleanse my palatte with some movie review threads or something.... How was Thor?

[ElNono]

Tell anybody struck by lightning if you can feel electricity...

[Wild Cobra]

Another christian charter school miracle..

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrt78qsRfx1qzozj1.jpg

Those of us with a less IQ than Random Guy will probably enjoy the history of the moon according to christian theology...

Link (http://www.bjupress.com/about/look-inside-science-4.php)

Can you say, coming to a charter school near you?
Just did some preliminary checking. That has not been in print since 1990. They found problems with it and altered what they said to kids.

[Agloco]

Another christian charter school miracle..

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrt78qsRfx1qzozj1.jpg

Those of us with a less IQ than Random Guy will probably enjoy the history of the moon according to christian theology...

Link (http://www.bjupress.com/about/look-inside-science-4.php)

Can you say, coming to a charter school near you?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/562900/facepalm_medium.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=183526&highlight=physics

[Vici]

LMAO so this is why so many Americans don't know how to think logically.

[Blake]

Just did some preliminary checking. That has not been in print since 1990. They found problems with it and altered what they said to kids.

Good catch, WC.

[101A]

That's an awesome counter argument!


Statement != Argument

[Hooks]

I need Mouse's input on this.

[ALVAREZ6]

Where does wind come from????????

[ALVAREZ6]

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[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Statement != Argument
So you're not denying the fact that atheists are right :lol

[Blake]

That's OK - I don't like self-righteous, condescending atheists.

That's ok as long as religion stays out of public school science books.

[boutons_deux]

"I don't like self-righteous, condescending atheists."

but you love self-righteous, smarmy, smug, doubt-less, self-congratulating "Christians" ?

[101A]

"I don't like self-righteous, condescending atheists."

but you love self-righteous, smarmy, smug, doubt-less, self-congratulating "Christians" ?

Don't like them either. Probably less.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

But you like their textbooks :lmao

[Drachen]

But you like their textbooks :lmao

I missed where he said he supported their textbooks, where was that again?

[DarkReign]

2BCipg71LbI

LOL "Cant explain the tides"

Hello Physical Science 101.

[Nbadan]

Why Evangelicals Are Fooled Into Accepting Pseudoscience


So why have evangelicals been so ready to reject the generally accepted conclusions of the scientific community on global warming?

I want to suggest that the reason has nothing to do with climate science per se, but derives from the generally dim view that many evangelicals have of science and scientists -- views that make it hard to distinguish credible science from fake challengers.

One of the strategies employed most effectively by evangelicals in their crusade against evolution, which does pose real, although soluble, biblical and theological problems, has been to undermine the entire scientific enterprise. If science is a deeply flawed, ideologically driven, philosophically suspect enterprise, then why should anyone care if almost every scientist supports the theory of evolution? If the scientific community is just a bunch of self-serving ideologues with Ivy League appointments, then we can ignore anything it says that we don't like.

This widespread anti-science attitude was on display in all its glory in a recent polemic from the Discovery Institute, the Seattle-based think tank that promotes intelligent design. In a piece titled "Peer Review and the Corruption of Science" the author reports on a column in the Guardian by a respected British scientist titled "Publish-or-perish: Peer review and the corruption of science." The Guardian piece makes the legitimate point that too much weight is placed on the number of publications produced by research scientists rather than their quality. This legitimate concern should generate some thoughtful discussion in the scientific community.

But why would the Discovery Institute feel the need to bring this in-house discussion of the publishing culture of the scientific community to the attention of their largely evangelical readership, a readership that, for the most part, probably couldn't even give the name of a peer-reviewed journal? The goal, clearly, is to take the luster off the phrase "peer-reviewed" -- to undermine claims like "There are no articles in peer-reviewed journals suggesting that Intelligent Design is a viable alternative to evolution."


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The relentless assaults on the integrity of science by groups like the Discovery Institute have made it impossible for many people to understand the significance of a "scientific consensus." If the members of the National Academy of Sciences are just another political group with their own agenda -- left-wing Tea Partiers with Ph.Ds -- we are under no obligation to take them seriously. We can even compare ourselves to Galileo for opposing them, as Rick Perry did in explaining why he rejected the scientific consensus on climate change.

Karl Giberson (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/karl-giberson-phd/evangelicals-and-science_b_975821.html)